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Chapter 277: How Could a Great Navigator Capsize?

"Oh, right, here's something for you."

As they walked, Nahida suddenly remembered something, stopped, and handed four glowing green orbs to the group.

"What's this?" March 7th poked at the orb, her voice filled with curiosity.

The orb felt soft and squishy. No wonder Lumina, the "Great Terror," loved poking it so much. If there weren't so many people around, March 7th would have happily played with it for several Hours.

"These are your escape routes," Nahida explained ...

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Chapter 276: Nahida, Bad!

"Um... Nahida, where are we going now?"

Nahida transformed the Forest Book into a green orb of light and placed it in Lumina's hands—the "Great Terror." Without another word, she strode ahead, leading the way.

It was clear that Nahida's earlier outburst had been just an angry remark. Logically speaking, there was no way she would abandon Irminsul, abandon the Sumeru Star System, and leave alone, even if she could.

Feeling the oppressive atmosphere thickening around them, M...

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Chapter 275: I Should Leave After All

Bang! Rumble...

Just as the trio was being dominated by the "Great Terror" Lumina, a deafening sound suddenly reverberated throughout the Irminsul Space, jolting them out of her terrifying grip.

"Could something have happened to Nahida?"

Hearing the sound, the trio suddenly remembered why they were here—to handle serious business, not to be mesmerized by Sister Lumina's peerless beauty and absolute warmth...

Without her weapon, Nahida might not be able to de...

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Chapter 165: A Tightness in the Chest

Early on the rest day morning, Qin Yu dragged herself sleepily to the entrance of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

I have to be here so early... Qin Yu yawned again, grumbling to herself.

If it were Shenhe, she would undoubtedly rise at dawn without complaint. But for Qin Yu, unless someone woke her, she would typically sleep for several more hours.

Reluctant to trouble Baishi to wake her, Qin Yu had her Machine Companion set an alarm. If she snoozed it, it would ring agai...

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Chapter 164: Thrice-Daily Self-Reflection

"I don't think... that's the case at all," Qin Yu said, shaking her head in denial.

She dressed modestly, currently wearing clothes that revealed very little skin. Her figure was nowhere near as striking as Shenhe's. No matter how she thought about it, she couldn't see any way she could be considered alluring.

But as the saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Could it be that Hu Tao saw "seductive charm" where others didn't? The thought made Qin Yu even more uneasy.<...

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Chapter 163: Pinch

W-well, it's true that if she didn't like me, she wouldn't even consider doing this... Wait, no, that's not what I meant! Qin Yu's heart pounded wildly.

"Fishy Treasure, don't you like me? If you don't, I won't do it," Hu Tao said, sounding genuinely disappointed.

It's a trap. Another one of these verbal traps!

Qin Yu felt both disgusted by this trap and unable to voice her true feelings, whether due to her persona or genuine aversion.

"I... don't dis...

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Chapter 162: Proactive Thinking

Hu Tao's words seemed to drift in from afar, as ethereal as smoke.

What did she just say?

Wait...what did she just say?!

"Ahaha, I didn't quite hear you, Hu Tao. What did you say just now?" Qin Yu asked with a smile.

"I said, should we try kissing?"

"Excuse me?" Qin Yu said, feigning confusion as if she hadn't understood Hu Tao's meaning.

Hu Tao thought Qin Yu was avoiding reality. Had she been too forward with her invitation? But she ...

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Chapter 161: Beware of Liyue Women

Time rewound to midday.

Qin Yu wasn't sure if Hu Tao had eaten lunch yet, but she packed an extra meal into her bag just in case and headed to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

At the entrance, a woman in Wangsheng Funeral Parlor uniform noticed her and said, "I'm sorry, but Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is closed to the public during the day today. If you have any business, please check the wooden board over there... Oh, could you be a friend of the Director?"

"Yes! Is Hu Tao here?"

...

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Chapter 154: His Life's Only Rage and the Most Perfect Illusion

Having just cast Burning Hands, Tide's body temperature was now scorching hot. For an ordinary person, even if the spell's duration hadn't been long, they would have been roasted alive.

The metal armor was nearing its melting point, yet Tide continued to move. With a sizzling hiss, he flung molten metal from his body at the charging enemies.

"Aaaah!!!"

A chorus of agonizing screams erupted. Even a single splash of the searing metal caused unbearable pain. Yet, despi...

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Chapter 160: Gateway to a New World, Maybe?

Reupload bc I forgor a part at the end

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"I was just curious about the title," Qin Yu blurted out, trying to sound casual.

"Fair enough. The title does sound rather indecent. I wonder if the content is any more proper..." Hu Tao flipped open a page with piqued interest.

"Oh?"

She flipped another page.

"Hmm..."

Hu Tao's enthusiasm seemed to wane.

"What a shame."

Huh? A shame? Qin Yu asked, puzzled. "What's a shame?"

"Th...

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V3 Chapter 12: Sigewinne: Miss Furina, You're Sick and Need Treatment

The young woman helped Furina to the infirmary. As they walked, Furina felt her body growing increasingly hot, and she couldn't help but worry that her life might end just because she'd eaten something she shouldn't have.

If I kick the bucket for such a ridiculous reason, how utterly humiliating!

Clutching this anxious thought, they finally reached the infirmary and found Sigewinne busy recording something.

Seeing them, the young woman immediately called out, "Nurse...

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V3 Chapter 11: Endless Captures, No End in Sight

"Miss Clorinde, we've apprehended six more!"

Hearing the Special Task Force's report, Clorinde nodded.

"Take them away."

The numerous members of the Special Task Force escorted the newly captured Cult of No. 6 members, but their faces showed little joy.

In recent days, they had arrested far too many people.

Now that they reflected on it, they realized they had already apprehended several hundred people.

The Cult of No. 6 members were like an endless crop of...

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V3 Chapter 10: Lady Furina, Do You Truly Believe I'm Guilty?

"Lady Furina, if you wish to use Credit Coupons to exempt yourself from labor, it would be best to use the ones you've earned yourself," Wriothesley suggested, assuming she wanted to skip work.

"No, no, I'm not the kind of Archon who shirks responsibility! I spent the entire day polishing parts in the production area today!" Furina exclaimed, a smug expression on her face, as if seeking praise.

Wriothesley was well aware of this, but aside from his initial assumption, he couldn't ...

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V3 Chapter 9: I, Hydro Archon, Demand Payment

How can you say such cold words with a body temperature of 37 degrees Celsius?

Furina's world went black when she realized she was already in debt on her first day in prison.

A staggering nine hundred Credit Coupons! After deducting the six hundred she spent daily on cake, it meant she'd have to work herself to death for five consecutive days just to clear her debt.

And if she actually worked five days straight, she'd collapse from exhaustion!

"Um, Emily, can ...

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V3 Chapter 8: Furina's Daily Part-Knocking Ritual

"Emily, what are you doing here?!" Furina exclaimed, surprised to see the young woman.

"Lady Furina, we're roommates, after all! My bunk is over there," Emily said, pointing to the other side of the cell. She then ticked off reasons on her fingers. "'To help Lady Furina adjust to her new life in prison as quickly as possible, we need someone to guide her.' Hmm, that's what the Duke told me."

"So this was Wriothesley's arrangement!" Furina nodded smugly. "I knew they wouldn't just ...

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Chapter 274: With such a Mother, what more could one ask for!

After finishing their blood packs, the three patiently explained the meaning of the name "Great Terror" to Lumina. Then, they led her back along the same path they had come, retracing their steps.

"Hmm... It was so lively just moments ago, but now it's suddenly so empty. It's a little hard to get used to."

Though the path remained the same, much of its most important scenery had vanished along the way.

After walking for some time, they returned to the initial gate. Surveying...

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Chapter 273: Terrifying Beyond Belief!!!

"What 'Great Terror Lumina'? This is clearly Little Angel Lumina!!!"

In the game, March 7th and the others were instantly wiped out by "Great Terror" Lumina, their health bars completely drained. Outside the game, Little Bear naturally suffered the same devastating damage, immediately wearing an utterly blissful smile as he murmured incessantly to himself, his entire being feeling healed.

[Hah... hah... hah... Great Terror Lumina... hah... Great Terror Lumina... hah... No, I c...

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Chapter 272: Great Terror Lumina

"We're here."

"Come in."

Following Indifferent Lumina's footsteps, the group arrived at another new door.

Indifferent Lumina murmured a few words, then gently and slowly opened the door, leading March 7th and the others inside.

As they entered the room, their eyes were greeted by a space that was strikingly simple yet remarkably cozy.

Unlike the other areas they had seen, this room contained none of Lumina's Emotional Avatars. It felt like a warm, intimate sanctu...

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Chapter 271: Doujinshi Seller - A Brand New Upgraded Edition

This world is surely sick...

In the real world, on the Bilibili platform, within a live stream called "Little Bear's Stream," the viewer watched the opening cutscene—the one with Lumina pushing open the door—from start to finish. His lips twitched incessantly, never stopping.

Heavenly Emperor Lumina, Fallen Lumina, and that Incomprehensible Lumina with glowing red eyes and a swirling black aura... This thing, from any angle, was a full-blown yandere!

My god,...

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Chapter 270: Lumina Sanctuary

In a place unnoticed by everyone, a slender little hand silently drifted behind March 7th, observing as if searching for the perfect moment.

"Heh heh, as expected of March 7th—this little face is so smooth and soft~"

Seizing a flawless opportunity, the owner of this hand wasted no time. One hand rested on March 7th's shoulder, while the other gently caressed her soft, smooth cheek.

Pressing close against March 7th's back, the figure leaned in and whispered into her ear, le...

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Chapter 153: The Canyon Battle

Meanwhile, in the Kingdom of Ukel, the Allied Forces officially set out, with vast crowds of commoners gathering around the army, cheering and bidding them farewell.

"Go get 'em!"

"Defeat the Demon Lord for us!"

After the Grand Duchy of Augustus signed a series of treaties with the Kingdom of Ukel and paid a substantial indemnity, the nobles, seeking to recoup their losses, naturally increased taxes and intensified their exploitation of the commoners, leading to a rapid decl...

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Chapter 152: Separate Missions

After completing everything, Jay only had a slight sheen of sweat on his forehead, appearing remarkably relaxed. But only he knew the immense effort he had poured into these past two weeks.

He had employed a Ritual Magic, whose effects far surpassed those of other spells of the same level. However, this magic required extensive preparation time. During the casting, the power consumed wasn't Jay's own Magic Power, but rather the accumulated power from the magical materials he ha...

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Chapter 239: Before the End of the World, a Maniac Wants to Beat Everyone Up

As a Heroic Spirit manifested in the world, Quetzalcoatl naturally recognized these contraptions. However, this was over 2,500 years BC—there was no way such technology could exist here!

Quetzalcoatl landed immediately. After quickly counting the people present, she noticed something was amiss. The sheer number of individuals already exceeded the population of Ur, and there were far too many men.

Not only were the residents originally offered as "Tributes" present, but also the ...

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Chapter 238: Quetzalcoatl: "Did I just transmigrate?!"

Muttering about Tezcatlipoca's stinginess, Jiang You still pocketed the Cocoa Bean. It was a decent Cost, and suitable for Fairy Tristan to use.

"Waaah, brainwashed! Such an evil Servant! My lifetime of glory is ruined here!" Taiga Fujimura threw a tantrum, rolling around on the ground. "Even defecting shouldn't be this drastic! Ugh, just kill me!"

"Enough with the memes already... Fine, as the victors, this territory belongs to us now. Teacher Taiga Fujimura, I'll need y...

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Chapter 266: Urgency, Urgency, Urgency, Urgency

As everyone knows, Phantom Thief White Cat is a cunning woman.

It was the same whether she wore the mask or took it off.

Maybe I should call her Phantom Thief Golden Fox or Silver Fox or something, Furina mused, lost in wild thoughts.

First, she touched Luna's fingertips, then her palm. As their skin pressed together, Furina glanced up, searching for any flicker of reaction on Luna's face.

But there was none.

Luna simply gazed back at her, as if silently...

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Chapter 265: Furina's Lowering Standards

"Lady Furina, your dark circles are quite pronounced today."

The next day, inside the Troupe's headquarters, Furina's dark circles drew the attention of Lauwick and the others.

Paimon asked curiously, "Yeah, yeah! Didn't sleep well?"

"More or less..." Furina replied, her tone tinged with resentment, and her pointed glare landed squarely on Luna.

They had agreed to sleep, but as soon as they were in bed, Luna had given her another three-minute goodnight kiss. Her mind k...

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Chapter 269: Treat the Big Boss to Cola!

"Mmm... Delicious!"

"!"

Upon hearing March 7th's words echoing from above, Fallen Lumina reacted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, instantly bristling up. She hastily snatched back her chips and cola, hiding them behind her back while warily eyeing March 7th, as if fearing the latter would snatch her snacks.

But a moment later, Fallen Lumina seemed to recall something. After a brief internal struggle, she reluctantly handed the Interstellar Cola she had concealed be...

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Chapter 268: Red-Eyes, Black D̶r̶a̶g̶o̶n̶ Lumina

"There's no such thing as a perfectly flawless person, nor one without selfish desires. Your idealized Sister Lumina is no exception."

As Indifferent Lumina pushed open the massive door, the scene within unfolded before everyone's eyes.

Crunch, crunch, crunch... Glug, glug, glug...

"Heh heh heh, a handful of chips, a swig of cola, heh heh heh, this is the life!"

The scene revealed numerous Lumina figures, but these differed significantly from those outside—m...

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Chapter 267: Separation, and No Return

"Is this heart-eyed Lumina... something we can actually broadcast?"

In the real world, inside the live stream, only Little Bear knew the sheer panic he felt when the heart-eyed Lumina appeared in the game. He was terrified that a single glance might get his stream shut down...

Fortunately, Honkai: Star Rail was rated 12+, and this heart-eyed Lumina, aside from the hearts in her eyes and slightly flushed cheeks, exhibited no other overtly suggestive behavior.

Seeing ...

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Chapter 266: Lumina Is Mother!

"Is... is this Paradise?!"

Following Indifferent Lumina's lead, the group soon arrived at a building. Stepping inside, the sights and scenes that unfolded before their eyes far exceeded March 7th and the others' cognitive capacity, leaving them frozen in place.

Outside, Sister Lumina was a unique, singular being. Yet here, dozens of them appeared before them—a veritable handful. Roughly calculated, there were probably several dozen Sister Lumina instances. Familiar faces, famili...

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