[Wait, wait, wait! Isn't there something off about Lumina's photo?!]
[Himeko and Dr. Ratio's photos were Light Cone illustrations. Does that mean Lumina's and the others' might be too?]
[Oh no, there's a knife! Run!]
[Version 1.6 is already promoting Penacony from Version 2.0. Is it because a VIP will die in Version 1.7, preventing them from going to Penacony, so they're hyping it up early? (Angry)]
[Hold on, Light Cones can be misleading too. What if Lumina's tear str...
2025-08-03 20:08:22 +0000 UTC
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"The Charmony Festival is a once-in-an-Amber Era grand celebration..."
"Now, with the Charmony Festival just around the corner, the eyes of the entire Cosmos are focused on Penacony, the 'star' of the grand celebration and the land of dreams."
"Tonight, I'll bring you the latest updates and real-time developments regarding this year's Charmony Festival."
"First, let's welcome the host of this year's Charmony Festival, Mr. Sunday!"
As Owlbert's voice faded, the camera g...
2025-08-03 20:08:07 +0000 UTC
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In the real world, at 7:30 PM, the Version 1.6 preview livestream for Honkai: Star Rail began as scheduled.
Within mere seconds, the livestream room was flooded with viewers, overloading Bilibili's servers. The video, barely a second into playback, immediately began to lag.
The eager viewers, now staring at a spinning loading icon, instantly soured.
[Seriously? This website's been around for over a decade! How is the server quality still this bad?]
[Looks like...
2025-08-03 20:07:53 +0000 UTC
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[Lumina's Skill Previews Leaked: Overpowered, But the Flaws Are Equally Devastating!]
"What the hell is this? The skills are already being leaked?"
Even though Lumina had told Asta that they should part ways and that she could handle the rest of the journey alone, she knew that Asta, given her perception of Lumina, would never allow such a thing.
In the end, Lumina said nothing more, letting Asta escort her to her room. Using the excuse of being too tired and wanting to rest...
2025-08-03 20:07:34 +0000 UTC
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Right, when Tribios first set out, she had opened the Century Gate right outside her own home. Olivia was still waiting for news at Tribios's doorstep.
But the semi-permanent teleportation gate couldn't be stuck at Tribios's doorstep. So she chose an open space outside the Grand Duchy of Augustus's city walls.
Tribios extended her hand again, opening another Century Gate. In the next moment, a bewildered Olivia was sucked through, landing on her bottom with a thud. She stared blan...
2025-08-03 20:07:04 +0000 UTC
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When Morgan opened her eyes again, she found herself back on her throne. The cold jade throne and the empty hall were so familiar, unchanged for over a century.
Her previous experience felt like a dream, yet Morgan knew she had indeed been summoned elsewhere. The servant named Jiang You had sought her assistance, offering information in exchange. Judging by Jiang You's knowledge of her attitude toward Baobhan Sith, he truly possessed the eyes to see through this Lostbelt.
One part...
2025-08-02 20:51:43 +0000 UTC
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"How am I supposed to write this report?!"
Gudako crumpled the incomprehensible mess of scribbles before her into a ball and tossed it aside in frustration.
In all fairness, she was just a high school student before coming to Chaldea. She had no experience with this kind of thing! Every draft she'd submitted had been rejected, with Romani insisting on archiving it for posterity and demanding it be written properly. This short-circuited her brain. Though Mash had offered to help, M...
2025-08-02 20:45:48 +0000 UTC
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"Wow, this horse is impossible to control!"
Jiang You gripped the reins tightly, finally understanding what Medusa's A+ Riding skill truly meant. The Lion King's white steed was significantly slower than Pegasus, yet even so, Jiang You felt like he could be thrown off at any moment. At this height, even his C-rank endurance wouldn't save him from being smashed to pieces upon impact. Is this supposed to be a duel against the earth itself?!
"His name is Dun Stallion. Treati...
2025-08-02 20:45:33 +0000 UTC
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By now, the Chaldea team had just emerged from the desert and entered the wilderness surrounding the Holy City Camelot.
"At this rate, we won't make it in time," Da Vinci said, glancing at the distant, towering Camelot and calculating the remaining time. As the saying goes, a mountain that looks close is still a long way off. By the time they arrived, the Lion King would have had plenty of time to bathe, change her clothes, and take an afternoon nap.
"If only my car were ...
2025-08-02 20:45:18 +0000 UTC
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"Sister Lumina, I remember telling you before that whether you're at the Space Station or not, the door to your room will always be open for you!"
"The room's facial recognition system has always had your profile saved. All you need to do is scan your face."
Looking at Sister Lumina, who seemed as perfect as a goddess, Asta forcefully suppressed the yearning desire in her heart and answered Lumina's question about why she had been summoned.
"Eh? Is that so?" Lumina blinked i...
2025-08-02 20:30:26 +0000 UTC
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"There's no need to rush. Even I'm not rushing, Ruan Mei isn't rushing, and Screwllum isn't rushing, so you don't need to either."
"Little Grey hasn't arrived yet, and the Simulated Universe currently lacks testers. Even if you rush, it won't make a difference."
"With your Emanator-level strength, you're not the ideal candidate for testing the Simulated Universe. In fact, you'd likely attract the Abundance Aeon's attention far too easily."
"That's why I told you from the sta...
2025-08-02 20:30:11 +0000 UTC
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The day after Lumina's Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication was released, at exactly noon, the official Honkai: Star Rail account once again released an Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication.
However... this one was completely different from all previous ones...
Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication | ???
[Image.jpg]
(The image shows only a shadowy figure, a 5-star Ice attribute icon, and an...
2025-08-02 20:29:56 +0000 UTC
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[Wait, I think I've stumbled upon a blind spot. All four language dubs seem to be translating to "Lumina"...]
[Upstairs, you can drop the "seem." All four dubs are freaking Lumina herself! But that translation... they might as well have just written her name. I almost died laughing.]
[Comprehending Abundance, understanding Life... I get it now! Lumina will become the Aeon of Life and then devour Abundance!]
[Holy shit, you guys just made Jingliu and Luocha's stories click in...
2025-08-02 20:29:41 +0000 UTC
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Some time later, in the real world, a group of Lumina simps were going crazy on a popular online forum...
[Bro, it's already halfway through Version 1.5, where's my Lumina? Where's my Lumina? I haven't even seen a shadow of her!]
[Chill out, dude. The Version 1.6 characters have already been leaked, and Lady Lumina still isn't among them (smirks). So freaking out won't help.]
[Lady Lumina appeared in a PV for one of the versions, so ...
2025-08-02 20:29:27 +0000 UTC
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On the battlefield, the goblins were stunned by the bizarre spectacle unfolding before them. After their initial shock, they quickly realized that the knight wasn't real—or rather, they didn't understand it was a magical illusion. They simply knew that such a "grotesque creature" didn't exist in their forest, so it had to be fake!
One goblin drew his bow and fired a crooked arrow that struck the knight's phantom, causing it to vanish instantly.
At that moment, Jay burst from beh...
2025-08-02 20:29:03 +0000 UTC
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A crushing aura pressed down, forcing all who entered the Forbidden Zone to bow their heads.
Their hearts pounded wildly, as if on the verge of exploding. Yet even so, the beasts refused to slow their pace.
I must bite through her throat!
I will answer the King's arrogance with blood and roars!
"A beast is nothing but a beast!"
Displaying a new form, everything would change from this moment onward. Her acceleration was so sudden, it seemed as if...
2025-08-02 20:28:30 +0000 UTC
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The severed marionette tumbled behind the stampeding horses as the Silver Dancer stepped out with impeccable grace.
For a moment, the crowd was stunned.
They had clearly seen the crimson serpent strike. How could it vanish without a trace in the blink of an eye? Could they have truly imagined it?
"Wait, that's impossible, right?" A bewildered thought flashed through their minds.
"Oh, the King herself has deigned to confront me personally? I'm truly flattered."
Th...
2025-08-02 20:28:10 +0000 UTC
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The moment the step was taken, chains erupted from the ground.
The chains coiled toward Twilight Cloud, but she evaded them with agile twists and turns, moving with ethereal grace like she was walking on water, gliding through the forest as if it were an empty realm.
Darting left and right, her movements were unpredictable. A playful grin danced on her face as she leaped and pirouetted, like a cunning fox weaving through the forest.
"Is that all you've got, Senpai? Just this...
2025-08-02 20:27:56 +0000 UTC
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A crimson mist blotted out the Hero's vision. This was the Minotaur's Maze, where the ever-shifting mist concealed treacherous Evil Ghosts.
"Damn it! I can't catch that creature!"
Though Kousei's radiant Power far surpassed Tenmile Cloud's imagination, it wasn't insurmountable. However, after her initial strike, Kousei had retreated into the mist, her figure flickering in and out of sight.
The Umamusume's position shifted constantly, but whenever a gap appeared, Kousei would...
2025-08-02 20:27:41 +0000 UTC
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Bang!
The gate burst open.
"Get out of the way! The Executioner's here!" Speedstar snarled, reacting the instant the gate loosened. If speed was a blade, then bursting from the gate was the moment it was drawn from its sheath.
Speedstar had used this explosive start countless times to drag her rival Umamusume into the depths of Hell. No one could react faster than her, and no one could outrun her.
"Crush them all!"
This time, however, a minor anomaly occ...
2025-08-02 20:27:25 +0000 UTC
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Navia propped her cheek on her hand, absentmindedly doodling circles on the paper with her pen.
"Phantom Thief White Cat is Lulu? Lulu is Phantom Thief White Cat?"
Ever since the night Phantom Thief White Cat resurfaced, this suspicion had been gnawing at Navia.
She couldn't believe her best partner, her dearest friend, could actually be the Phantom Thief herself! Yet the mounting evidence pointed relentlessly toward this possibility, making it impossible for Navia to ignore...
2025-08-01 21:29:58 +0000 UTC
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Phantom Thief Resurrected!—Is Fontaine's Doom Approaching?
Around 7 PM last night, the Phantom Thief White Cat reappeared before everyone's eyes.
Though her attire differed significantly from her past appearances, the strength and aura she displayed left no doubt that this was indeed the Phantom Thief White Cat, whom everyone had previously believed to be dead!
The Phantom Thief White Cat declared, "Even the Archons cannot kill me!"
She intends to continue s...
2025-08-01 21:29:43 +0000 UTC
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Furina glanced up at the clock and murmured, her arms crossed, "She's not back yet..."
Seeing Luna so lively again had eased her worries considerably.
Phantom Thief White Cat remained as formidable as ever; perhaps there was no need to worry at all.
Yet, waiting alone at home like this, she couldn't shake off a lingering anxiety.
Could something have happened on the way?
Like Arlecchino suddenly jumping out for another fight?
The dynamic between th...
2025-08-01 21:29:28 +0000 UTC
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Chevreuse's sharp tone only amused Luna.
"Of course, my dear police dog."
Police dog? Chevreuse frowned, annoyed.
The Special Task Force members exchanged glances, thinking: Come to think of it... she might be right?
The moment Chevreuse caught a whiff of Phantom Thief White Cat's scent, she would immediately spring into action, without hesitation.
Truly her number one fan.
"I'm always ready to be arrested by you—if you can catc...
2025-08-01 21:29:13 +0000 UTC
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At six o'clock that evening, countless people had gathered around the Opera Epiclese. Dark clouds blanketed the sky, obscuring any trace of starlight or moonlight.
Only the Maison Gardiennage's cordon lines and flashing警 lights stood out sharply against the gloom.
"Is Phantom Thief White Cat really alive?"
"We'll find out soon enough. Maybe it's just an imposter using her name."
"Is the notorious Phantom Thief White Cat about to reappear...? It's terrifying, but also...
2025-08-01 21:28:58 +0000 UTC
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[So you really don't plan on going to Belobog after all...]
After leaving the Luofu, the System immediately realized that Lumina had been telling the truth to March 7th and the others aboard the Astral Express. She showed absolutely no intention of asking for the coordinates of Jarilo-VI.
"Hmm? What else? Didn't I say from the start I wasn't going?" Lumina hummed, floating barefoot through the Cosmos, and countered with a question, her gaze fixed on the words suddenly appearing on...
2025-08-01 21:28:36 +0000 UTC
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Xianzhou Luofu, Divination Commission.
Upon hearing that Lumina was about to depart from the Luofu, Fu Xuan offered a perfunctory "Safe travels. Don't rush; I won't see you off."
"Hmm... the Master Diviner is truly aloof. I helped the Luofu with such a great task, and all I get is nine words?"
Faced with Fu Xuan's cold formalities, Lumina feigned a hurt expression and wiped away nonexistent tears from the corner of her eye.
Fu Xuan: ...
Observing Lumina'...
2025-08-01 21:28:19 +0000 UTC
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"I'm preparing to leave," Lumina said softly, blowing on her cup of hot tea. "Though The Hunt and Abundance are sworn enemies, I still wished to bid farewell before leaving."
Lumina and Jing Yuan sat facing each other in the Seat of Divine Foresight on the Xianzhou Luofu.
"Miss Lumina," Jing Yuan replied with a warm smile, sincerity evident in his voice, "that is a matter between the Aeons and between the Xianzhou and the Abominations. It will not affect the friendship between you...
2025-08-01 21:28:06 +0000 UTC
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"Uh... I think we've found something to do now," March 7th said, putting her phone away after reading the message. The previously directionless path had suddenly gained clear direction.
"Hmm... Someone's inviting you to visit her?" Lumina asked, feigning ignorance despite knowing exactly what March 7th had discovered.
"Yep!" March 7th nodded, pulling out her phone again to show Lumina the entire chat history without reservation.
"Hmm... Fragmentum Creature disappearances... ...
2025-08-01 21:27:51 +0000 UTC
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"Sister Lumina, you're really not going to board the train and come to Penacony with us?"
The Astral Express was temporarily docked at a Luofu platform.
After watching a crude performance, Lumina decided not to linger on the Luofu any longer. She boarded the Astral Express to bid her final farewells.
"There's still plenty of time before the date on the Penacony invitation, so there's no need to rush."
"I can use this time to do some other useful things."
On the A...
2025-08-01 21:27:33 +0000 UTC
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