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Chapter 208: You're Not the Lion King—You're a Sky Shrimp!

"Fanatic's effect: Detach one Xyz Material to destroy one servant on the field! With three Xyz Materials, I'll activate this effect three times, targeting the Lion King each time!"

Jiang You decisively used all his remaining Xyz Materials on the Lion King.

Five Xyz Materials were terrifyingly overwhelming. He was just grateful it wasn't some Gun King variant.

"In that case, I'll activate my own effect! To negate these destruction attempts, I'll remove Xyz Materials and inval...

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Chapter 207: Artoria's Facepalm Count Rises Again

"Hundred-Faced (Host)'s effect activates! Declare a card type. As usual, I declare Spell Card."

"Naturally, I'll choose the card type most abundant in my Deck. I refuse to believe I'll fail to declare correctly this time."

The revealed card was To Sound the Funeral Bell, which Jiang You successfully added to his hand. It seemed the old man downstairs was finally exerting his influence. Next turn, if he could draw a Hassan with Fate's Draw, he'd have the six neces...

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Chapter 206: Artoria, Master of Offensive Flurry

"A futile attempt will only prolong the suffering."

The Lion King gazed at the alternative version of herself. Though they were the same person, their personalities and methods of action were fundamentally different. "Knowing the limits of life and acting within what is possible—that is what a true King should do."

In truth, the Lion King embodied the way of life Ahoge had always aspired to. Ahoge longed to approach problems with such rationality, but she couldn't. Now, having t...

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Chapter 70: Proverbs

Upon hearing that Kousei had resumed training, McQueen and Teio rushed to the scene immediately.

This time, everyone was present; not a single member was absent.

After the parallel run, Narita Brian glanced at Kousei with a hint of surprise. Sirius wore a satisfied smile, while Tachyon recorded data, her ambiguous laughter hinting at something deeper.

Though Kousei still lost the race, there was a palpable sense that something was shifting. She seemed to be gradually graspin...

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Chapter 69: A Letter

After the Tenno Sho (Spring), Kousei took a week-long leave from the Academy. During this time, she remained holed up in her dorm room, avoiding all external news and information.

The scene from the Tenno Sho (Spring) was burned into her memory, as if people's gazes implied she shouldn't exist.

Kousei couldn't understand why Teio had chosen her, especially at such a crucial moment. The Japan Cup held immense significance, not only for the world but especially for Kousei herself. View Post

Chapter 68: Change

The evening after their parting at the long bench, McQueen paced nervously outside Mejiro Ramonu's room, twisting her tail as she fretted over what excuse to use to strike up a conversation.

Before she could devise a plan, however, the door swung open, and Ramonu seized the initiative.

"Stop loitering outside, McQueen. Come in."

"Then I'll be intruding, Ramonu onee-san."

Kousei entered with a fluttering heart. Her grandmother sat regally in her armchair, a warm smile s...

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Chapter 140: The Ever-Changing Main DPS Supports, The Unwavering Lumina!

"Is Jingliu really... getting hooked on this game?"

Lumina couldn't help but twitch at the corner of her mouth as she read Jingliu's message.

While Lumina had introduced Jingliu to the game with the intention of drawing her in, hoping it would help her set aside her deep-seated hatred, she hadn't held much hope for it. Given Jingliu's nature, it seemed unlikely she would ever become truly immersed in something like this.

Yet the outcome far exceeded Lumina's expectations. Ji...

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Chapter 139: Jingliu: Is Jingliu a Strong Character?

"Hmm~ As expected... a place like The Shackling Prison isn't exactly conducive to maintaining a beautiful girl's skin."

Having been chased out of The Shackling Prison by Jingliu, Lumina left and basked in the warmth of the sunlight on her skin, letting out a soft hum.

While the Shackling Prison's "perks"—three meals a day, each with meat—were tempting, Lumina couldn't bring herself to agree to such conditions.

Surviving in that environment would probably ruin most beauti...

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Chapter 138: Characteristics

[Guys, I'm kind of shipping Lumina and Jingliu now. What do I do?]

[What do you mean "what do you do"? Obviously, you ship them like crazy! I'm shipping! I'm shipping! I'm shipping, shipping, shipping! (heart-eyes emoji)]

[I'm raising the Jingmina banner high!]

[Speaking of which... which one of them is the top?]

[The bag belongs to Jingliu! (covers face and laughs) The pure and flawless Saintess was born to be fiercely... beneath Jingliu's thighs! (smirks)]

[To ...

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Chapter 137: Let Me Warm Your Frozen Heart!

[Goddamn, getting lost and ending up in The Shackling Prison? Luocha really has the nerve to say that, and Lady Lumina actually dared to ask! (facepalm and laugh)]

[Holy shit! One dares to say it, another dares to believe it, and a third dares to ask!]

[Lady Lumina, dripping with cunning from head to toe... Heh heh... Heh heh... Heh heh ԅ(♡『♡ԅ)]

[Keywords extracted... extraction successful: jade feet and foot fetish... I desperately want Lady Lumina's 36°C jade feet...

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Chapter 136: You mean you just woke up and found yourself here?

[Hmm, my Lady Lumina seems a bit... mischievous?]

[I think we can drop the "seems like." She's definitely mischievous!]

[A thought just occurred to me... Could it be—I mean, just a possibility, mind you—that this mischievous demeanor is Lumina's true nature? And that perfect, flawless, and intimidatingly holy image she usually projects is just a facade she puts on for the world?]

[Doesn't matter, doesn't matter! Hiss... hah... hiss... hah... hiss... hah... A sch...

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Chapter 121: Warlock, Wizard, and Barbarian

Olivia explained that her country was located nearby and, due to its growing population, was currently undertaking a pioneering expansion—expanding outward to seek other habitable lands.

Moreover, since Olivia's country had no neighboring nations—only unclaimed wilderness—the principle of "first come, first served" naturally applied.

However, the absence of other nations was also due to the region's inhospitable terrain. To the north lay the Northern Territory, where extreme...

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Chapter 125: Shenhe's Infiltration

The remaining vacation days were dwindling. Though a few days might sound like a long time, they would vanish in the blink of an eye.

It was time to start thinking about future work.

Sigh, what a hassle... though I did agree to it myself. Qin Yu sighed and began reviewing the Production Skills.

She still didn't know what other tasks Ningguang might assign her.

In terms of household chores, Qin Yu was practically a master. Only three skills—Cooking Profic...

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V2 Chapter 25: Miss "The Knave," Please Cooperate with the Investigation

Upon hearing "The Knave" Arlecchino's words, Lofan was immediately filled with confusion.

Save me? Save me from what? And how exactly do you plan to do that?

And what was Arlecchino doing here in the first place?

If she hadn't come to the Maison Gardiennage Headquarters with a specific purpose from the start, then the Fatui's infiltration of Fontaine was beyond absurd.

Lofan genuinely wanted to complain—Fontaine was riddled with holes like a sieve.

The...

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V2 Chapter 24: Intensifying the Pressure on Neuvillette

The Marechaussee Phantom had withdrawn, but Neuvillette remained behind.

Not that it mattered. To the nobles, the Phantom's protection was enough; they had never relied on Neuvillette in the first place.

The sudden escalation of their tactics clearly indicated they were on the verge of a breakthrough in Poisson. Their strategy of tunneling at regular intervals seemed to be working effectively.

Now that the Marechaussee Phantom had withdrawn and the blockade of Poisson had be...

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V2 Chapter 23: Whose Side Are You On?

When the number of disappearances suddenly surged past a hundred in a short span, even the nobles couldn't withstand the pressure, let alone the common citizens.

The unknown methods of the perpetrator made defense virtually impossible.

Moreover, the simultaneous disappearances across Fontaine indicated the perpetrator's vast influence, potentially rivaling that of the official Fontaine authorities!

Realizing this, the nobles felt as though a sharp blade hung above their head...

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Chapter 135: Time to Reveal My True Nature

"The Jade Abacus of Allying Oath... this feels like a major foreshadowing."

After chatting with Fu Xuan, the rest of Little Bear's days were mostly spent visiting people. Life remained a bit dull.

But Little Bear soon perked up, his spirit rekindled. Spotting Lumina in the Seat of Divine Foresight and the Jade Abacus of Allying Oath placed on Jing Yuan's desk, he realized this must be a major foreshadowing planted by the writers.

[Brothers, wielding the Jade Abacus of Allyin...

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Chapter 134: You Have the Right to Comment, But Everything You Say...

In the real world, on the eve of Honkai: Star Rail's 1.3 update going live, many eager players were quietly camping out, waiting for the server to open so they could immediately dive into the new story and pull for their favorite characters.

On Bilibili, a mega-streamer known as Little Bear, with over a million followers, was doing the same.

"We've probably finished the Xianzhou main story by now, right? Based on the preview, the theme of Version 1.3 seems to be centered around co...

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Chapter 133: Immortal Cultivation?

"What remarkable spirit," Lumina remarked, watching Yanqing's retreating figure.

"It's a pity his strength doesn't quite match his spirit," Jing Yuan replied with a smile, seeming to hint at something to Lumina.

As Yanqing's figure receded, Lumina smiled at Jing Yuan, her expression hinting at something deeper.

"Indeed," Jing Yuan nodded. "He still needs to grow. He needs time to temper his temperament."

Jing Yuan understood Lumina's meaning perfectly, nodding in agree...

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Chapter 132: A Final Flash

Xianzhou Luofu, Starskiff Jetty.

Unlike its usual bustling activity, the Starskiff Jetty now stood in solemn silence. Every person stood motionless, hands folded beneath them, gazing upward at the countless Starskiffs drifting slowly across the sky. Each Starskiff carried a hero who had sacrificed their life for the Xianzhou.

Countless flower petals rained down from the heavens, as if bidding farewell to each Starskiff and every hero...

Though they had never met the...

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Chapter 131: War

"Since the General holds this humble one in such high regard, why not officially promote me at once?"

A voice both cute and subtly authoritative rang out, reaching every ear present.

Following the sound, the crowd turned to see a pink-haired, petite figure... No, it was Lady Fu Xuan, the current General of the Luofu, her wisdom and beauty radiating before them.

Fu Xuan stood with her arms crossed, her expression composed, yet the anticipation in her eyes nearly filled the en...

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Chapter 120: Picked Up Again?

Even if Tribios wanted to find this era's "True Hero Party," figuring out how to find them was a challenge.

Theoretically, with the Century Gate, distance had become meaningless to Tribios. She could instantly travel to any place she desired. In the original game's storyline, the Tribbies would expend vast amounts of divine power opening the Century Gate, potentially even leading to their 'disappearance,' meaning death.

But Tribios felt no such limitations now. Like Ciphe...

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Chapter 130: Destiny's Slave

"Among the Stellaron Hunters, there's someone—well, maybe not quite human..." Lumina began, observing March 7th's still-puzzled expression, like a clueless Little Cutie. Lumina chuckled softly and continued, "He's called Ellio, and he has another title... 'Destiny's Slave.'"

"Whoa, that title sounds so chuunii!" March 7th exclaimed, her clueless expression vanishing instantly. "This Ellio guy—is he some kind of chuunii teenager?"

Destiny's Slave—isn't that the kind ...

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Chapter 129: Jade Abacus of Allying Oath

"Then, I shall thank Mr. Jing Yuan on behalf of my future self."

Knowing Jing Yuan's unspoken intentions and concerns, Lumina merely smiled, offered her thanks, and refrained from stating them explicitly. After all... her true identity was indeed somewhat... unique.

The alliance between herself and the Xianzhou Luofu had been forged today, the news disseminated one System Time later, and the ensuing shockwaves rippled across the cosmos just half a System Time after that.

The...

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Chapter 128: How Should We Repay the Spring's Overflowing Kindness?

"Thank you, Miss Lumina, for your intervention. Thanks to you, the casualties during the Lord Ravager's invasion of the Xianzhou Luofu have been kept to an absolute minimum."

"Given the Luofu's performance in this conflict, I believe it will undoubtedly claim the top spot on the list of Cosmos-wide Lord Ravager invasion events with the lowest levels of damage and casualties."

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Xianzhou Luofu, Exalting Sanctum, Seat of Divine Foresight

Jing Y...

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Chapter 127: The Future

Ding-dong~ Ding-dong~ Ding-dong~

Just as Lumina finished browsing the forum posts from the real world and was about to snuggle under the covers for a good night's sleep, her phone's Special Group ringtone blared through the room, echoing loudly.

"From March 7th?" she muttered, glancing at the caller ID.

Knowing March 7th's personality, she must have been utterly stunned by the sight of the Exalting Estate...

Lumina unlocked her phone, opened the chat ...

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Chapter 126: Huge News!

[Shocking! A renowned voice actress for a popular character committed an outrageous and morally reprehensible act during her live stream debut! Is this a sign of humanity's twisted nature or a collapse of ethics? Let's delve into the science behind it and uncover the truth! [HOT!]]

[Shocking! A beloved character has crossed over from the game world into reality! What's going on here? Let's venture into the Starry Sky and get to know each other better!]<...

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Chapter 232: The Phantom Thief's Revival

The entrance to the Opera Epiclese was swarming with people that morning.

"Excuse me, I'm a reporter from The Steam Bird! Ouch, don't shove!"

Charlotte struggled to push through the throng, eventually reaching the front.

Several cards were pinned to the bulletin board.

Both the style and the content of the cards made Charlotte's heart race.

There's no mistake... This must be...

She immediately raised her Kamera and pressed the shutter.

...

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Chapter 231: A Phantom Thief's Outfit as a Love Token

"So, are you going to get angry now?" Luna asked.

"...I'm this close to snapping."

Luna flipped Chiori over, pinning her down, and leaned in close to her neck.

A sharp sting pierced Chiori's neck, causing her to frown in displeasure. Yet she didn't push Luna away, instead demanding:

"What are you doing?"

"Trying to make you angry."

The initial sting faded, replaced by a gentle warmth and the soft, damp breath that brushed against the teeth marks. Chiori shu...

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Chapter 230: What Do One and One Yield?

"[ Phantom Thief White Cat's Unofficial History: Untold Tales ]... Ugh, these news outlets are getting more outrageous by the day!" Furina grumbled.

In the morning, Furina sat at the table in her pajamas, reading the newspaper while waiting for breakfast.

The Steam Bird—that was the paper she was reading.

But it was clear this particular article hadn't been written by Charlotte.

Even at The Steam Bird, a paper renow...

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