Ganyu walked to the wall, pointed to a display case, and said, "Flowers fade easily, so I took measures to preserve this one. I hope you don't mind."
A flower? So the gift I gave her back then is still here?
Qin Yu curiously examined the case. Inside was a blue flower, pressed and mounted as a specimen, looking as if it had been plucked from some ordinary garden.
Though pleasant enough, it was clear at a glance that it wasn't a rare or valuable variety.
Is...
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The strange commotion naturally caught Elysia's attention. She paused, momentarily stunned. Could Carolina's prediction have come true? Was the battle not yet over?
Instantly, she raised her staff, her gaze fixed warily on Thumb Guy. His movements and words screamed of a Boss summoning ritual. Having just cleared a wave of smaller monsters, the appearance of a major foe seemed perfectly logical.
But then, Thumb Guy began to inflate like a balloon. In less than three seconds, he ex...
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The scene was so overwhelming that Baldy 'Burke' and Carolina could only stare wide-eyed, their mouths agape, utterly speechless.
If they had to describe their feelings in a single phrase, it would be: It's as if a goddess has descended to earth!
Of course, neither Baldy 'Burke' nor Carolina had ever seen a god. In fact, no one in this world had ever witnessed a divine being—otherwise, the Martyr wouldn't have spent so many years tirelessly searching for one.
Yet,...
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"This..." Elysia clearly recognized the situation. Any normal person's first reaction would be to find the summoner of the Portal.
If I take down the summoner and interrupt the spell, the Portal should close.
However, after scanning her surroundings, she found no suspicious individuals. Thumb Guy had vanished the moment the Portal appeared. In this situation, asking Elysia to track down someone whose appearance and whereabouts were unknown would be an impossible task.
...
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Meanwhile, near the training grounds, Thumb Guy pulled an extraordinarily bizarre "book" from his robe.
The book's cover resembled a distorted human face, eyes shut tight, mouth agape in a silent, twisted scream of anguish.
This was the Human Skin Book, recently lost by the European Union. It contained a vast collection of obscure and incomprehensible ritual knowledge. Firefly might recall the city defense crisis she encountered when she first appeared and was pulled into a Dimens...
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The guy with the peculiar habit of biting his thumb, whom we'll call "Thumb Guy," was some distance from the battlefield at the time. He only witnessed his Summoned Creature suddenly transforming into a pink statue, unaware of who was responsible.
Now, the answer was clear: the pink-haired Outsider girl from the video.
"An eye for an eye, a kill for a kill"—that was the modus operandi of a cult organization, and Thumb Guy certainly lived by it. He headed straight for the White T...
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"What are you spacing out for! Don't get hit by his bullets!" Rin Tohsaka snapped, noticing Jiang You frozen in place as he watched the corrupted Archer. Medusa's mount had already been struck by one of Archer's bullets; the projectile had deployed Unlimited Blade Works within its body, causing the mythical creature to explode from the inside out. Now, Medusa could only rely on her agility to keep Archer at bay.
Since Shirou Emiya's body was currently being controlled by another entity,...
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"Leave the defense to us," Medea said, watching the colossal hand. "It possesses only brute strength. Without the corrupting influence of the Black Mud, any Heroic Spirit here—except Hassan—could easily subdue it. But All the World's Evils forbids close combat. Only those with high mobility or mastery of ranged or area-of-effect attacks stand a chance."
"Don't worry," Archer replied, his voice brimming with resolve. "I won't let that thing get anywhere near here until Shirou Emiya b...
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"Drink it?"
Shirou Emiya stared at the Black Mud on the ground, lost in thought.
"There's no way I'm drinking that!"
Rin Tohsaka still couldn't fathom how Shirou Emiya, whose knowledge of magic was barely at an elementary school level, had managed to manifest a Reality Marble. "No matter what..."
Rin turned to see Shirou scooping up the Black Mud with a leaf, ready to drink it.
"Are you really going to do this? That's hell you're walking into!" Archer feigned con...
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"But first, we need to deal with this nuisance."
Illya glared at Shinji Matou. The 500 Attack Power reduction was indeed a significant blow to the Hassan Deck.
"I activate the Continuous Spell Card, [ Tomes of the Hundred ]. Once per turn, by tributing a [ Hassan Sabbah ] monster on my field, I can either destroy one card on the field or draw one card. I'll tribute [ Fanatic ] to ...
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After Elysia returned the camera to Carolina, whose cheeks were slightly flushed, she turned to Burke, the bald man beside her, and asked with a smile, "What do you think? Not bad, right?"
Burke snapped out of his daze, shaking his head vehemently. No, no, no! he thought. This is nothing like what I imagined! In his mind, the White Eagle Eight's introductions should have been delivered with an air of superiority and utmost solemnity, not like a casual chat between frie...
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"Simply put, the first step is to establish your identity and introduce yourself," Baldy Burke declared. "Use the internet to let people get to know you."
"Think of it like those YouTubers. Create an account and post whatever you want. I'll have people promote your videos and make them go viral."
"Next, you'll demonstrate your abilities, again through videos. Find an open space, set up a target, and show what you can do."
Of course, using videos to showcase your abilities wi...
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"Who's there?!"
Perhaps the two Black men had been speaking a little too loudly, because the bald-headed "Burke" suddenly whipped his head around, as if he had sensed something.
Thud!
He threw down the files he was holding and strode forward menacingly, like an enraged gorilla, panting heavily and scanning his surroundings. After all, who could be in a good mood after pulling an all-nighter at work?
But after a long search that revealed nothing suspicious, Bur...
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That evening, Elysia gazed at the impeccably clean and tidy house before her. She pulled out a key and unlocked the door.
Although Baldy Burke had mentioned making her one of the White Eagle Eight, she wasn't officially part of the group yet. She had neither the authority nor the resources, and this house was only a temporary loan from Carolina.
Originally, Carolina had directly invited Elysia to stay at her own home, but Elysia had declined. Unable to convince her otherwise, Caro...
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The bald man, Burke, asked in a trembling voice, "Miss Elysia, would you... like to become one of the White Eagle Eight?"
Elysia froze, her cute mouth agape. "Huh?"
Wait, why are we diving straight into this?
Her original goal had simply been to obtain a legitimate identity! How had they skipped straight to the topic of the White Eagle Eight before she'd even secured her paperwork?
Even an undercover agent infiltrating a gang would need years to climb to the t...
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Back at the Yuehai Pavilion, Ganyu led Qin Yu to an office cluttered with stacks of documents.
"This is where I usually work," Ganyu explained. "If you ever need my help with work-related matters, just come here."
Qin Yu nodded with a smile. "Understood."
But there are so many files here...
Whether from past experiences or working alongside Ningguang, Qin Yu had often heard praise for Ganyu, the Secretary of the Qixing, for her extraordinary efficiency.
...
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"Hey!? What's going on?!"
"Is there anyone here with healing abilities?! We need help!"
The chaos had undeniably intensified after the man who claimed to have the ability to rewind time collapsed.
Carolina, standing beside Elysia, initially looked flustered, but she quickly realized the situation was beyond her control. No matter how things unfolded, it had nothing to do with her.
Carolina was just an ordinary Evolver with a minor ability to conjure and manipulate fire...
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Who wouldn't be drawn to a girl as beautiful and charming as Elysia?
Of course, Elysia's initial intention wasn't to win anyone over. She had no idea that her few words had nearly turned a straight woman gay. Her sole purpose was to establish connections with the locals and secure a legitimate identity.
Upon learning that Elysia was an Outsider, Carolina naturally volunteered to help, immediately taking her to the local White Tower.
The White Tower was a place name. While Wh...
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As Elysia pondered, a team of four people finally hurried into the area. They weren't wearing any uniforms, and their attire was... eccentric. One man was clad in long sleeves, shorts, and flip-flops. Another sported heavy dark circles under his eyes and an unruly afro. The third wore a T-shirt emblazoned with Robin, practically oozing with shut-in energy.
Only the last member, likely the sole woman on the team, was dressed somewhat normally. Her long red hair was tied back in a neat po...
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The perspective shifted back to Elysia. Perhaps because she had acted swiftly, the Black Sheep monster hadn't caused much damage; only one tree had been knocked down nearby.
"So, I appeared around the same time as that Black Sheep?" she mused inwardly, glancing upward. Just then, she spotted a Dimensional Rift slowly dissipating in the sky.
As she knew, her System first located a Dimensional Rift when drawing a new Identity, then ejected her through it. This meant that a "Birth"-t...
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Elysia could clearly see that where the arrow had pierced the monster's head, dark muscle tissue was proliferating wildly. It wasn't just healing; the tissue was expanding outward, forming several large, black bulges.
The arrow had struck like bursting an overstuffed plush toy, its cotton stuffing spilling out in all directions.
"Immortal?" Elysia murmured in surprise. Then, she witnessed the Black Sheep raise its right foreleg. Directly beneath the hoof, a young man endured an ea...
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"If you take a life, there's no turning back."
"That's exactly what I want."
Surrounded by roaring flames, Luna and Clorinde, both masked, exchanged silent glances before drawing their pistols in unison.
"Cut! That scene's done. Put out the fire!" Furina shouted.
The crew members grabbed fire extinguishers and sprayed water to douse the flames.
Break time.
Luna wiped the sweat from her forehead and sank into a chair.
The heat wasn't even that intense;...
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"Fire!"
At Chevreuse's command, the Special Task Force opened fire in unison.
Luna whirled, her sword light dancing nimbly through the air, scattering sparks across the darkness. The volley of bullets proved completely ineffective against Phantom Thief White Cat.
But Chevreuse had anticipated this outcome.
In battles against Phantom Thief White Cat, firearms served only to distract and contain her.
Could I actually hit her with this gun?
Imposs...
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Before long, the call went straight to Boss Wang.
When he first answered, Boss Wang chuckled, "So, what's this? Some major victory to report..."
But before he could finish, a furious voice erupted from the other end: "Victory, my ass! I'll fucking fuck you, you son of a bitch!"
"You hired trolls to attack Robin's favorite movie? What the hell were you thinking? Trying to make us fight her fans? Are you out of your goddamn mind?!"
"Even if I had eight hands and...
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After a brief conversation, Deputy Director Shen of the Film Bureau took charge of the matter, even though Robin didn't get to meet the Director himself. He patted his chest and assured her, "Miss Robin, rest assured! As long as the film's quality is up to par, I guarantee it will pass censorship in record time!"
"Thank you so much," Robin replied, feeling a bit embarrassed by his enthusiasm. She even considered offering him a small gift, but she had rushed out without preparing anythin...
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In an office at the Film Bureau, a man in a suit placed an expensive bottle of baijiu on the coffee table, forcing a smile. "Deputy Director Shen, I apologize for the intrusion."
If Jiang Li and Sparkle were present, they would have recognized the suit-clad man bearing the baijiu as Boss Wang from their former company. His purpose at the Film Bureau was simple:
He had somehow learned that Jiang Li had already completed filming a movie and submitted it for review. Frankly, Boss Wan...
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After bidding the two men farewell with a smile, Sparkle vanished from the private room. Only then did Invincible Bro and Lü Heng quietly exhale in relief. Lü Heng remarked, "Alright, I take back my initial assessment. 'Just pampered, not arrogant; quiet and cute'? No, no, no! She's clearly a little devil!"
"How can someone so adorable on the outside be so wicked on the inside? I hate that kind of contrast! If only everyone were like Robin—beautiful on the outside and gentle and kin...
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Seeing the disbelief on Lü Heng's face, Sparkle paused, then switched tactics. She turned to Lü Heng, who had just apologized, and adopted an adoring expression. "Actually, I've had a secret crush on this young man for ages. I've even confessed my feelings to him twice! How could a girl so deeply in love possibly do anything wrong?"
"I overheard your earlier assessment of me. Even though it was only an eight out of ten, I'm still thrilled!"
"Confessed twice? What the hell?" Lü ...
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Name: Sparkle
Gender: Female (?? years old)
Occupation: Outsider (Tier ??)
Abilities:
[ ?? ]: ???
[ ¥%#...& ]: Data @@@¥% Deleted
The only information Invincible Bro could access was Sparkle's name. As previously mentioned, his ability allowed him to retrieve existing information from this world. Therefore, as long as...
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"I... I understand. I'll do my best!" Jiang Li stammered. But how could she possibly remain calm? To be honest, she had never felt this nervous, not even during job interviews with her boss.
After all, if an interview failed, she could simply apply to another company. But this was different—this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet Robin herself!
What should I say?
Compliment her looks? Praise her singing?
Would asking for an autograph r...
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