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Profession, Merchant Volume 13 Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Miss Priestess, the Ever-Reliable “Big Sister” I



The priestess and I are still exiled to the deserted island.


When I was arrested in Newland for some obscure misdemeanor and brought here, my first thought was, “The demon king’s secretary has framed me!” and I lamented in my heart.


This woman has been bugging the mining equipment technicians in my employ a lot lately.


Of course, I was on guard against her headhun...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 6 Interlude 3+Afterword

Interlude 3 – The Alchemical Blacksmith’s Masterpiece ※



“Fufufu. You see, it’s not my hobby to be on the receiving end all the time.”


After reaching her climax several times, Sam had become unbound from some things in her mind. However, Yoichi suspected that being in the hot workshop for so long must have been the main factor that had robbed her of normal thinking, which was probably the main reason why she was acting this way.


Yes. Sam...

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Chapter Update! (Second Update of November 2023)

Profession Merchant Volume 9 Chapter 2-6, I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume Volume 1 Extra Story 5 (LN) and What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 5 Chapter 8 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (Second Update of November 2023)
Profession, Merchant Volume 9 Chapters ...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 12 Chapter 6

Chapter 6 – The Four Devas of Newland VI

Nigel the Black Dragon returned home once but soon went out in a daze.


“What will sprout out of this chaos this time?”


“Hah?”


After confusing his servant with his words on the way out, he set off on his own to the outskirts of the city.


His destination was the merchant’s city.


But on the way,


“Mm, yes. For now, I need a scripture to guide me.”

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Profession, Merchant Volume 12 Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – The Four Devas of Newland V


After she arrived at her own mansion, Fallen Angel Proditus immediately went to her room and faced the mirror.


Rather, her room is made up of mirrors on all sides, so returning to her room can only mean one thing – heading toward the mirror to look at her figure.


Although she was a fallen angel, she liked her fallen form. To the point that she is an extreme narcissist of it. Thick black wings, black irise...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 12 Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – The Four Devas of Newland IV


“No, that can’t be true.”


The conference with the Four Pillars continued.


“I wonder about that.”


“Maybe they’re planning something behind the scenes, and we just don’t know about it yet?”


“Then annihilation it is!”


Suddenly, the meeting quickly veered towards the eradication of the city.


Not good…


The only pillar not a...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 12 Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – The Four Devas of Newland III


“Dreary slum, you say? But I didn’t find anything dreary nor a slum about this city you spoke of.”


The first one to jump on Kriou’s topic was Gahotho, the Blue Oni and their deputy leader.


“But even then, Kriou has a point. They suddenly came and built a town in such a place without permission. Is it not too brazen? It’s one thing if they follow our customs, but they do what they want with an ...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 12 Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – The Four Devas of Newland II


“Aaaah, I really don’t want to go.”


The time for the meeting was approaching, but her feet would not move.


Yes, you’ve heard it. Even Luna, the demon lord’s secretary, does not want to willingly take on such an irksome role. It’s just that there is no one else that can do about it, so she has no other choice.


There is also the fact that other than Luna, there is no one in Newland w...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 12 Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – The Four Devas of Newland I

Going back to Newland, the land of demons ruled by the demon lord.


The demon lord’s secretary had just arrived after accomplishing a task that needed her presence outside the castle gates.


When the demon lord’s secretary arrived at the castle, or more specifically the demon lord’s chambers, she was ordered by the demon lord to ‘sit here,’ pointing at her own lap, before she could report anything.

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Profession, Merchant Volume 11 Chapter 6

Chapter 6 – Penis Merchant VI



With the turbulence over and my seatbelt fixed, it wasn’t until the following afternoon that the magic plane was able to take off from the coagulated cloud.


This time, at my request, the pilot eased up on the speed, and my newly reattached seatbelt didn’t snap any more.


After a few hours’ flight, it came into view.


“Look! It’s Hermes.”


The pilot pointed to a huge coagulated cloud...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 6 Interlude 2

Interlude 2 – Is The Work Going Well? ※



“Let’s see. If this material isn’t strong enough, how about…”


Sam mutters as she carefully examines the parts of the guns in her hand.


She has two pistols in her hand, one intact and the other disassembled into its parts.


She was taking them apart and putting them back together, and after doing this a couple of times, she was able to analyze every detail with [Material Appraisal] an...

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Chapter Update! (First Update of November 2023)

Profession Merchant Volume 8 Side Stories 1-4, Volume 9 Chapter 1 and I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume Volume 1 Extra Story 4 (LN) are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (First Update of November 2023)
Profession, Merchant Volumes 8 Side Stories 1-4, Volume 9 Chapter...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 11 Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – Penis Merchant V



It was almost freezing above the clouds.


Well, we were at a high altitude, so the temperature and pressure were much lower.


Especially as I was now naked.


It’s not like I had a choice.


My clothes were soaking wet, and I would freeze to death if I kept them on.


“Do you want some coffee? It’s cold, though.”


The female pilot who offered me a can of coffee from t...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 11 Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Penis Merchant IV



The ground, or rather the cloud, was surprisingly solid.


It was indeed a pure white, comparable to cotton itself, but when I stepped on it, it felt like a grassy field.


“Ooooiiii!”


I shouted loudly, but my voice didn’t echo.


The sky and clouds at this altitude are supposed to give a magnificent view, but for some reason, I felt oppressed.


I got off the plane and looked aro...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 11 Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – Penis Merchant III



“Have you got your seat belt on?”


“Er, yes.”


I am now in the cockpit with myself and the pilot, who is old gramp’s granddaughter.


All I can say about the cockpit of this plane is that I can describe it with one adjective. Hazardous.


The two-seater magic plane has magic ore intricately scattered all over it, and each of them is connected by haphazard wiring made of metal charged wi...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 11 Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – Penis Merchant II



Money must be plentiful in this city of greed. There are several big banks on this street alone.


I went around begging people to lend me money.


But no one wanted to lend me, not even a single bond.


In the past, this would never have happened. In fact, the bankers even begged me to borrow money from them.


But now, as if the tide has receded, the banks’ response has become tepid. No matter h...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 11 Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Penis Merchant I



This was a few years or so after I had left home and parted ways with the female hero.


I had not yet visited Andersen or Newland, and I was in my late teens. In terms of age alone, I was just starting out.


At that time, I was based in the water city of Venussa.


Nowadays, Venussa has degenerated into a lawless area where bouncers are essential, but at that time, it was a city with stringent laws, a strong ...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 25

Chapter 25 – A Female Adventurer’s Struggle and Reward 6 ※



The stimulation given directly to the sensitive area made me grab Iris’s head unexpectedly. Still, it wasn’t enough to stop her.


Well, I wasn’t trying to in the first place.


“Nmmfuh♡ fuuh, mchup, nmmm♡”


From here, Iris looks up at me with my glans in her mouth, smiling only with her eyes.


And then she surprises me by moving her head up and down ...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 24

Chapter 24 – A Female Adventurer’s Struggle and Reward 5 ※



“Any man can become a male prostitute if he wants to. They only have to undergo a simple physical examination and screening process. Still, the state wants as many male seed-givers as possible, so it seems that very few people fail.”


So that’s it.


Ah, so that’s why Iris and the others were refused entry to the brothel?


In my former world, it would be absolutely im...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 23

Chapter 23 – A Female Adventurer’s Struggle and Reward 4 



“P-please don’t cry, Miss Iris!”


“Uuu, but…”


“If you don’t mind, I can be your companion at any time. Whether it’s at the inn where Miss Iris is staying or at my house…”


“R-really!?”


“Woah!”


When I said that, Iris rushed towards me.


Her momentum was so great that our bodies almost touched.

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 22

Chapter 22 – A Female Adventurer’s Struggle and Reward 3 



Unfortunately, as I was in another department, I wasn’t able to go to see everyone in the Rosenkreuzer for the rest of the discussion.


However, I did find out that all four had returned home without serious injury, so I was able to work in a much calmer mood than before.


The days after that, my work became more leisurely.


That’s because the town was in a state of ce...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 21

Chapter 21 – A Female Adventurer’s Struggle and Reward 2



――I didn’t see anyone from the Rosenkreuzer for a week after that.


The reason is that the Rosenkreuzers did not visit me, nor did they come to the Adventurers’ Guild.


“They couldn’t have gone back to the capital without me knowing, could they?”


I muttered to myself as I checked the request forms for the quests that had been brought in.


The guildmast...

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Chapter Update! (Third Update of October 2023)

Profession Merchant Volume 8 Volumes 10-14, I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume Volume 1 Extra Story 3 (LN), and What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 5 Chapter 7 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (Second Update of October 2023)
Profession, Merchant Volumes 10-14 (5...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 10 Chapter 17

Chapter 17 – Priestess, at the Land of Exile, X



As soon as she entered the forest at the foot of the mountain, the priestess removed the collar that limited her magic output.


As she picked up the beautiful collar, the gem in its center reflected her depression.


Yes, the collar that had sealed the priestess’ magic had long since been released.


In the first place, this entire business of being banished to this island is all but a far...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 10 Chapter 16

Chapter 16 – Priestess, at the Land of Exile, IX



And so, with this renewed motivation, the merchant has tried and tried to put up with it and keep quiet. But even he knows that his resistance won’t last long.


So when he realized he couldn’t take it any longer, he thought of something else. Something that would stop the priestess from moving, but wouldn’t make him look pathetic.


Then, an idea came to his perverted mind.


(What if...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 10 Chapter 15

Chapter 15 – Priestess, at the Land of Exile, VIII



Theoretically, at this stage, the merchant would be sucking her lips and breasts, playing with her clitoris – anything to distract her attention before heading to the next step. He must take a considerable amount of time as he patiently and slowly inserts his penis into her.


By then, the hole in the innocent flesh, which has never let anything through before, will have closed politely, like legs of a well-m...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 10 Chapter 14

Chapter 14 – Priestess, at the Land of Exile, VII



Magic phallus – this is what the world calls the merchant’s penis.


The origin of this term comes from the fact that he can control the rate of expansion of his male organ at will.


In other words, this man’s penis can expand and contract freely. Which makes it truly a magical phallus.





……


Right now, the merchant is keeping this penis – the magic...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 6 Interlude 1

Interlude 1 – Sam Smith, The Alchemical Blacksmith



When the monster stampede had ended and Misato’s brother Fumiya’s problems had settled down to some extent, TOKOROTEN continued on with their regular adventuring duties.


Immediately after the end of the supermassive monster subjugation, Yoichi collected the corpses of the monsters he had defeated with modern weapons, as well as the scattered ammunition and bullet casings.


His collected monste...

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Chapter Update! (Second Update of October 2023)

Profession Merchant Volume 8 Volumes 5-9, I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume Volume 1 Extra Story 2 (LN), and What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 5 Chapter 6 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (Second Update of October 2023)
Profession, Merchant Volumes 5-9 (5 Cha...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 10 Chapter 13

Chapter 13 – Priestess, at the Land of Exile, VI



In his mind, the merchant was so happy when he saw the hairless female genitalia. But despite that, he only said things like, “Wow, that’s so cool,” and also things like, “This kind of thing is unique, and it’s very beautiful,” instead of speaking with what’s in is mind, which was going, “Uhyohyohyohyohyo,” like a perverted old man laughing while doing something inappropriate for young children to see.
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