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Profession, Merchant Volume 8 Chapter 6

Chapter 6 – Bully Girl, III ※


“Wait, wait.”


“What now?”


“A lady like you, who is not yet even married, should not behave so immodestly. I can do it myself.”


“Is that so?”


The girl seems convinced as she lets go of my belt, but contrary to my thoughts, she sits down in front and stares at me.


Hmm, the way she acted, it looks like I still have to put it on.


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Profession, Merchant Volume 8 Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – Bully Girl, II ※


I couldn’t take my eyes off her, although I had to make fun of myself for remembering such a seemingly unimportant thing when I couldn’t even recognize myself.


This girl had such a pretty face that you would never think she was thinking of such indecent things, yet today, those innocent and determined eyes were all filled with ecstasy.


Her chestnut silky hair and navy-blue shawl, tucked in front of her t...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 8 Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Bully Girl, I


When I woke up, I thought I was in heaven.


That is because when I opened my eyes, I saw a girl who was as beautiful as an angel.


But this angel was frowning.


Her eyes were furrowed as if she was worried about something, which made me slightly concerned that it might cause permanent damage to her beautiful face.


If that happened, her beauty would be ruined.


Apart ...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 9

Chapter 9 – Seeking an Apology 3



“Even if they don’t say a word, beautiful women with ability, honor, and wealth will come to them, so why bother to choose an ugly woman?”


“T-true. You have a point.”


I was once again reminded of how this world works.


It’s still hard to get used to, especially when you have been accustomed to a world of opposite values since birth.


When you walk around town, it...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 8

Chapter 8 – Seeking an Apology 2


“Huh? No, not at all. I’ve explained everything to Carla and ensured I’ve got everything sorted, so you don’t have to worry about it.”


“Y-you explained it to her?”


“Of course I did!”


Why would you do that? That’s the worst thing!


Wait a minute. Does that mean she knows now that I was acting yesterday?


“B-but if you ...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 7

Chapter 7 – Seeking an Apology 1


“Sigh…”


Good Lord. Last night was a hell of an ordeal…


After Iris and Carla left, I took a shower, went straight to bed, and slept like a log.


In the morning, as usual, I went to work at the Adventurers’ Guild and sat down at the reception desk to deal with the adventurers.


I was not physically tired, but mentally I was terribly drained.

...

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Chapter Update! (Third Update of July 2023)

Profession Merchant Volume 5 Chapters 6-10, I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 6, and What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 5 Cha[ter 1 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (Third Update of July 2023)
Profession, Merchant Volume 5 Chapters 6-10 (5 Chapters)<...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 8 Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – Dogfight II


“It can’t be helped. The hero said I would be no match for the female warrior. But all I have to do is kidnap you, and the best I can do is run away when I meet her.”


“Hero, you say?”


“Uuu… I slipped up.”


The boy wrinkled his forehead innocently, as if he had just realized his cover had been blown.


“Well, I’ve already kidnapped you, so it doesn’t matter. Yes...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 8 Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – Dogfight I


Our carriage is now heading down the new road towards Andersen.


To my right, steering the horse, sits the female warrior, and to my left the holy knight, who is humming something.


I don’t know what song it was, but I found myself humming it too.


It was as if the world the three of us were in was separate from the world the rest of the people lived in.


Well, after a while I saw a s...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 8 Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – The Law of Inertia ※


After crossing the ocean from Newland and several countries from Venussa, I finally reached the new road to Andersen.


It is exactly a year since I last visited Andersen, and the sky is dark and heavy, unlike before.


If I had to describe the two months or so of this journey in one word, it would probably be sex – and that’s a good thing.


When you are on a leisurely journey with two ...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Side Story II

Side Story – A Secretary’s Prank II ※ (LN Exclusive)


I prodded the “thing” again with my fingertips.


It jerked and bounced.


Like a living thing.


Suspicious.


I think it might be a communication monster disguised as a penis.


The proof is that it doesn’t ejaculate at all when I look at it like this.


If it really was a penis, it would ejaculate, w...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Side Story I

Side Story – A Secretary’s Prank I (LN Exclusive)


“Nice to meet you. I am the secretary to the Demon Lord of Newland.”


That was how I introduced myself at the beginning.


The merchant at the other end also introduced himself, saying this and that.


That was about two years ago.


But at first sight, I felt a terrible dislike for this merchant.


It is hard to say why.


But...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 6 Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Meanwhile, At Home 2


“Delicious!”


After returning from the other world, Yoichi took a bite of the nikujaga Misato had made and smacked his tongue.

Nikujaga (Japanese meat and potato stew)


“Sorry. The nikujaga is a bit bland…”


“It doesn’t matter. You don’t often stumble over such simple dishe...

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Chapter Update! (Second Update of July 2023)

Profession Merchant Volume 5 Chapters 1-5, I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 5, and What, Failure to Transition!? Beginning Novels Edition Book 1 LN Exclusive Short Story 1 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (Second Update of July 2023)
Profession, Merch...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 13

Chapter 13 – Swimsuit Episode, I


“Ahahaha, now you’ve done it. Ei!!”


The female warrior with the blonde hair tied in a single bun screams at the splashes I make.


The strands of her green one-piece bikini glisten in the strong sunlight, illuminating her bowl-shaped tits as they sway.


“Um, would you like to do this?”


Then the holy knight holding a beach ball offered somethin...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 12

Chapter 12 – Female Attorney, II


Although he seemed reluctant to do so, silver-rimmed led me, the female warrior and the holy knight around the ship.


Then, standing in front of one of the ship’s rooms, silver-rimmed knocked and shouted.


“Attorney! Can I have a word?”


A voice from inside says, “Come in,” and the door opens.


“What is it?”


A glamorous lady stumbles into our pre...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 11

Chapter 11 – Female Attorney, I


Three weeks later, I was lying on the bed in a hotel in the center of Newland that I had booked since I arrived.


Right now, I am lying on my bed.


No, it’s not because I’m still having sex. It’s because the demon lord has drained me of all my seed, so I’m nothing but dry. She really didn’t let me go until I filled the jar.


“Wait, you… why do you look like one of those emaciat...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 10

Chapter 10 – Secretary, I


The next thing I knew, it was just me and the demon lord’s secretary in the drawing room.


With my cock still exposed, of course.


“Are you all right?”


The secretary called out to me.


But, unable to speak, I could only groan.


“Ah, sorry. You still can’t speak, can you?”


The secretary said, then twirled the fingers of her right hand to...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 9

Chapter 9 – Joint Rescue Attempt ※


“W-wait, please wait! At least unbind my husband, please!”


The demon lord started to run, but stopped at the holy knight’s words.


“Fuumu. In that case. See that big jar over there?”


“Um, that one?”


The female warrior also noticed the huge jar.


“Yes, that’s it. If you can fill that jar with his sperm in waves, I will release him from...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 8

Chapter 8 – Demon Lord, VIII ※


The more I try to speak, the more I can only produce a sweet gasp that makes me feel ashamed of myself.


“What an indecent man you are, bouncing your cock up and down with such glee. If you give him a piece of you, I’m sure he’ll ejaculate in no time.”


As the demon lord said this, the priestess knelt down and held my cock in front of her beautiful face.


“Wow, it is true. I’m g...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 7

Chapter 7 – Demon Lord, VII ※


As soon as her small lips touched mine, the priestess immediately pulled her face away and looked down.


Her cheeks turn bright red as if steam were escaping from her face.


But from her downward gaze, she lifts her head and looks at me with tear-filled eyes.


I don’t know how to react.


Or rather, what am I expected to do here?


For me, it’s more embarras...

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What, Failure to Transition!? Volume 6 Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – Meanwhile, At Home


“Fuaaahh…”


When Yoichi woke up, he found out Karin was not beside him.


“Ah, Yoichi, good morning.”


Then he heard her voice in the distance, which sounded a little more cheerful than yesterday.


Yoichi stood up.


But as he did so, something fell to the floor, and when he looked at it, it was a bath towel.


Karin must...

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Chapter Update! (First Update of July 2023)

Profession Merchant Volume 4 Chapters 9-11, Side Story 1 & 2, and I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 1 Chapter 4 are now released in my WordPress! With this, all the required tiers to access these chapters have now been lowered in accordance with their respective chapter unlock count:

Newly released in my WordPress (First Update of July 2023)
Profession, Merchant Volume 4 Chapters 9-11, Side Story 1 & 2 (5 Chapters)
I...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 6

Chapter 6 – Demon Lord, VI


“You don’t have to be modest. There is no greater erotic pervert in the world than you”.


Well, love is blind, isn’t it?


I can’t believe that even someone as good as Miss Priestess can’t dispel the misconception that I’m an erotic pervert.


“Eei, enough of this farce! You even dared to say such cringe lines like ‘I love him’ and whatnot. Tell me, priestess. What do you think ...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 5

Chapter 5 – Demon Lord, V


“Uumu. I’m a bit confused. Let me think for a moment. By the way, Priestess, would you like something to drink?”


“Hm? Oh, well. It would be a waste not to accept one’s kindness. I’ll take it.”


“Oh, I won’t give you this semen. This is my exclusive treat.”


“I don’t want that pervert’s juice. I want milk.”


What a terrible thing to say. It even makes me...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Demon Lord, IV


At last! I thought I’d lose my mind, but what appeared behind the secretary was unmistakably the priestess.


Now my salvation is guaranteed!


“Ah, you’re that priestess from the Andersen State Church. This is an unusual guest. Well, sit down.”


The demon lord urged her to sit down, but the priestess just stared at me with her sharp eyes while my cock was trapped between the demon lord’s...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 3

Chapter 3 – Demon Lord, III ※


“Just so you know, if I run out of steam here and die, it won’t be good for you either.”


“……”


“I don’t have an heir to inherit my property and business, nor do I have a subordinate to entrust it to. So when I die, all my hard work will be liquidated, and through the legal process I’ve set up, half of my property will be divided between my country and the workers I’ve employed.”

...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 2

Chapter 2 – Demon Lord, II ※


“Hey, wake up!”


I woke up to the mighty voice of a woman saying those lines.


Apparently, I had fainted from fright.


“You’re still the same pathetic man you always were.”


“Oh, it’s the Demon Lord. Hello.”


“Umu.”


This woman, cross-legged and slumped on the sofa in front of me, is the Demon Lord of Newland.


<...

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Profession, Merchant Volume 7 Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Demon Lord, I


Newland, the land of the Demon Lord, is surrounded by very steep mountains and requires a tunnel dug underground to enter.


This tunnel is a dungeon and is truly impregnable if you attempt to force your way through.


After all, it was the final barrier to the demon lord.


Now, we are walking through the said tunnel, the said tunnel where it has been the source of bloodshed for many heroes in the p...

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I’m Being Pressed by S-Ranks Volume 2 Chapter 6

Chapter 6 – The Ground Hardens After It Rains 2


On the next Iris looked up, she was in tears in her jade-green eyes and staring back at Carla with a snap.


“We ‘Rosenkreuzers’ have sworn to support each other and to pursue martial skills as adventurers, haven’t we? We know that neither marriage nor lovers are forever possible with us, so we four women have vowed to live as adventurers for the rest of our lives!”


Why did you say...

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