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Chun-Li's Date Night Disaster

Chun-Li's Date Night Disaster has been deleted to comply with Patreon's policies toward mature content. You can still read it on DeviantArt: [Comm] Chun-Li's Date Night Disaster by CrazyColumbina on DeviantArt and ao3: Chun-Li's Date Night Disaster - CrazyColumbina - Street Fighter [Arc...

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Daisy Duck Inflated and Set Adrift

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The Cheer Squad Gets Food Poisoning, Part 2

Nicole, the cheerleading captain, uses the unfortunate Peter's lap as a toilet seat as she unloads her bowels, which results in awkward and humiliating events for both of them...

            The smell was so strong Peter’s eyes watered.

            Another rippling wet fart spattered out of Nicole’s asshole and hit the toilet bowl with such force that it spatt...

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I draw now!

I hope you all will enjoy my doodles in between my regularly scheduled story uploads!

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Bumblebee ENF

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Succubus Shitting

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Updates and Community Request Story 12 (May 2025) [Closed]

All of the commissions previously requested are done or waiting for final approval from the clients. I'll be uploading most of those soon. If you wanted to request a commission for May, now's the perfect time to get in front of the queue!

The slapstick story Hot Cross Buns that was voted on a while ago will go up this week. I had some false starts with that one, but I'm finally happy with how the story is turning out. I also have some surprise ...

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[Request] The Gotham Siren Fart Contest

After a successful heist, Harley's celebratory chili leads to the Gotham Sirens taking part in a destructive fart contest...

            Giant cartoon bags of money filled the living room of the Gotham Sirens’ shared apartment. Poison Ivy sat on a particularly large money bag. She shirled a martini and crossed her curvy bare legs.

            “To a job we...

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Favorite April Upload?

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The Cheer Squad Gets Food Poisoning, Part 1

The cheer squad is struck with a horrific case of food poisoning. Can they make it to the restroom in time?

           Jasmine ran as fast as she could through the crowded hallways. She dodged and ducked her way through the other students, one hand clutching her gurgling stomach and the other hooked into a claw shape and shoved up her bloomer covered ass crack, desperately trying to plug her asshole shut.

     ...

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[Comm] Faye and Hope's SPH Life Drawing Class

            “And she said, ‘Oh Faye, I love it!’ and I had completely forgotten I was dark,” Faye said, motioning to her dark, dyed hair.

            Across the table, Hope, her daughter, absently stirred her tea, the spoon clinking against the porcelain.

            “You don’t say?” she muttered under he...

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The Unlucky Bathroom Attendant

Johnathan gets a new job as a bathroom attendant, but he's surprised to learn he will be working in the women's restroom, and the women there are anything but lady-like...

                "We're so glad you applied to the position of restroom attendant, Mr. Johnson," Sylvia said with a smile. "I'm certain that you'll fill the role excellently."

          &nb...

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Tammie Cat in "Please Be Quiet"

Inspired by the Tom & Jerry short "Quiet Please." Features slapstick, butt-focused fetish hijinks and anthro characters

Rex the rottweiler laid his blanket down on the carpet. It was too small for him and was tattered and old, but it was his blanket. Yawning and smiling, he curled down on top of it, ready for a long, peaceful nap.

WHAM

WHAM

WHAM

Rex sat up, gripping his blanket in fear, as Tammie the cat ran into the room armed with a hammer and chasin...

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The Soccer Girls' Sewage Shower Prank

The college girls' soccer team heads to the showers, but what they don't know is the water and sewage lines have been switched and their Gatorade was laced with powerful laxatives...

                "All right girls, strip! I want to see some naked behinds! And no wasting time in the shower!" The coach said in the doorway to the locker room, clapping her hands together.

     ...

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[Comm] The Wedding Ballbusting

            The wedding was winding down. Three men lounged around the bar, getting drunker by the second. They laughed to themselves, their voices carrying across the ballroom. A shot glass fell out of one of the men’s hands and onto the floor, spilling vodka and ice in every direction. The mess only made them laugh harder.

            Three pairs of smirking, sadistic eyes w...

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[Comm] Kat's Panty-less Park Disaster

            “Nonononono….” Kat panicked.

            She held a throw pillow to her naked crotch with one hand. With the other, she frantically dug through her closet, tossing bras and shorts and socks and shirts over her shoulder and onto the floor.

            Every single type of clothing flew across the room ...

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Week of Bullying: Thursday

Part 4 of a 5-Part story 

You and Shauna get your revenge on Megan by stealing her clothes, leaving her bottomless for the rest of the school day, and the perfect target for many incredibly humiliating experiences...

               You peeked around the lockers and looked down the hall in the direction of the girls' restroom. Your stomach squirmed with anxiety. It was the beginning of the school day, and th...

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Week of Bullying: Wednesday

Part 3 of a 5-part series

You come up with what you think is a genius plan to avoid getting wedgies from Megan, but your plan may not be as fool proof as you assumed...

                You walk normally down the halls for the first time in the past two days. Your poor balls had finally healed. Thankfully, the damage from the hand sanitizer had been mostly superficial, although you still wince when you ...

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Community Request Poll (March 2025)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon story with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

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Week of Bullying: Tuesday

Part 2 of a 5-part series

            The principal arched an eyebrow.

            “Megan did what to your balls?” she said too loudly.

            Turning red, you lean over the desk and say in a shushed tone. “She poured hot sauce on my balls.”

      &...

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Community Request Story 11 (March 2025)

This week, I'll be working on Hot Crossed Buns (the slapstick story that won the last poll) and a bunch of commissions. Thanks to everyone who commissioned! We'll also be deciding the eleventh community requested story soon!

$2 patrons can comment on this post to pitch their ideas, or they can message me through Patreon to pitch their ideas anonymously. I will comment anonymous pitches under this post myself. Feel free to repost ideas that were submitted before but didn't win. You can a...

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Introducing Wednesday Rewind!

Introducing Wednesday Rewind where I upload old stories that weren't on here before. A lot of you will recognize these stories from DeviantArt, but they've been taken down from there and will be Patreon-exclusive from now on. Some of the stories will be new, rewritten versions.

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Week of Bullying: Monday

Part 1 of a 5-part series

You see Megan, your bully, stride confidently toward you from the other end of the cafeteria and your heart sinks. She rolls up her sleeves, revealing her long toned arms, a massive grin on her face. She has long stringy blond hair that hangs down to her waist. Her baggy jeans obscured her shape from the waist down, but the long sleeve loose-fitting shirt that came down to her mid-thigh couldn’t obscure her very prominent double d sized breasts.

 &...

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Camp Piss Prank, Epilogue

            “This is all your fault, Sandra” Chelsea grumbled.

            Sandra couldn’t hear her from the front of the line. She was too busy squirming, her hands cupped her pussy under her crossed legs.

            “Get out of there! We need to go!” Sandra screamed, her sore voice cracking....

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Update and Poll 02/26/25

The Hololive story has been posted. On Friday I'll post the epilogue for the Camp Piss Prank where the girls have to deal with the consequences of their prank backfiring. Mainly, having the share one restroom while all their bladders are bursting at once.

That means that it's time to start voting on what story I'll write for next week!

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Fubzilla vs. Pigeotaurus, the X-rated Version

A porn parody of this Hololive anime short. In this version, Choco-sensei, the overenthusiastic nurse demon, provides pelvic exams to the rampaging kaiju instead of dental exams.

            Fubzilla, Pigeotaurus, and Laplus posed over the flaming wreckage of the city. In order to control the rampaging, fluffy fox kaiju, Ookami Mio had summoned...

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Commissions Open!

I've a launched new tiers on Patreon for people to directly commission stories without having to go through the pitch and voting request process. In addition to commissions, you'll get access to over 20 exclusive stories and most of the lower tier perks. If you do not want to increase your tier for a commission, you can also order a commission by messaging me directly and I can send you PayPal invoice.  

Prices right now are

$30 for up to 1,000 words

$4...

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[Request] Public Restrooms No More!

2 months ago…

            When Rex Roulette, supervillain, businessman, and mayor of New York, stepped into his office building, his lip immediately began to curl in disgust. A foul, sewage stench drifted into his nostrils.

            “Sir, sir, there was an incident…” a receptionist stammered, running up to him from behind the welcome desk.

 ...

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Update 2/5/25 (New Tiers!)

Just about finished work on the requested story and the Hololive story. Those should be going up soon. I've also launched new tiers for people to directly commission stories without having to go through the pitch and voting process.

If you want to commission a story, send me a DM. If you upgrade your membership, you have until the end of the month to commission your story. If your commission has too many details/scenes and goes over the word count, you will have to upgrade your members...

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Tier Question

If I made a $30 patreon tier and started offering commissions - no request posts, no polls, you just tell me what you want and I write it - who would be interested?

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