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Pokemon Ecchi Adventures Part 7

A fire breathing monster hungry for ass stalks the swamp! Meanwhile, Annabelle breaks the first rule of showering in prison...

Dusk settled on the swamp. A canoe drifted through the brackish green water. Twisted, ancient trees cast shadows on the water in the gloom. The air was filled with the distance buzz on yanma. Standing in the canoe, a pokémon trainer was unbuttoning her cargo shorts. She looked around the swamp, nervous. Her ducklett was sitting at the front of the cano...

[Patron Request] C.C.’s Van Wilder

A gender swapped version of the infamous Van Wilder diarrhea scene.

A giant can of laxative marked “Mega Colon Blow” was vigorously emptied into the spinning blender, mixing with the protein drink inside.

Jim held the blender up to his face and looked at the brown fluid with a big grin. He then slowly poured the butt-destroying concoction into a tall glass. Behind him, Jim’s girlfriend Tracey entered the kitchen, humming to herself. Jim had caught the bratty, obno...

EuroTrip Strip

In this version of the EuroTrip hitchhiking scene, Jenny (Michelle Trachtenberg) goes a little bit farther than just removing her top...

"All our money, all our passports, all our tickets, everything, gone!" Jenny shouted.

Jamie, Jenny, Cooper and Scotty were standing by a random highway in the Netherlands with their luggage. Scotty was holding up a sign to try and slow the passing cars. Jenny and Cooper were both pacing with rage.

"How the hell could this happen?...

Lost Bet and Frozen Balls [Scat Version]

The toes of Michael's ice skates pointed together, trembling. The sun was shining high in the clear sky. It was the end of winter and the beginning of spring. The cold air was offset by the warmth of the sun, but it was still so cold that snow blanketed the ground and the lake was frozen over.

Michael took another trembling, shivering baby step across the lake. Even with the sun, he was still freezing. Mainly because he was wearing nothing but his hands clamped over his aching, freezing...

Lost Bet and Frozen Balls

The toes of Michael's ice skates pointed together, trembling. The sun was shining high in the clear sky. It was the end of winter and the beginning of spring. The cold air was offset by the warmth of the sun, but it was still so cold that snow blanketed the ground and the lake was frozen over.

Michael took another trembling, shivering baby step across the lake. Even with the sun, he was still freezing. Mainly because he was wearing nothing but his hands clamped over his aching, freezing...

[Closed] Community Requested Story 3 (August 2023)

We'll be deciding the third community requested story soon!

Like last time, $2 patrons can comment their story ideas on this post and the idea that gets the most votes in a poll later will be made into a story. All patrons can vote, and the final story will be a Patreon exclusive piece with a preview on DeviantArt.

Approach this like you are purchasing a $15 commission and follow the commission guidelines in your comment 2023-08-21 22:55:07 +0000 UTC View Post

[Comm] Ruby's Pancakes: A RWBY Toilet Story, Part 2

“Pass the syrup!”

“Ooh give me some more of that butter!”

Weiss stood in the doorway to the dorm kitchen still dressed in her nightgown. She scratched her head with confusion. Ruby, Blake, and Yang were hungrily digging into a big pile of pancakes dripping with syrup and butter in the center of the table.

“Where did these come from?” Weiss asked.

Yang looked up and swallowed a mouthful of pancake that was filling her cheeks. “Morning! Ruby made them! Come...

[Comm] Gotta Shit Fast

"I'll get you this time, Sonic!" Dr. Eggman screamed. Hundreds of firing rockets were strapped to the back of his eggpod, propelling it forward at impossible speeds. The round structure of the pod shook and vibrated, barely able to contain the forward momentum. At the controls, Eggman was looking at his monitor and trying to lock his laser sights onto the blue hedgehog he was slowly gaining on as they raced through Green Hill Zone. 

"You couldn't catch me in your dreams, Egg-head...

Peepers Peed On

"oh my god," Janice gasped. 

"shhh," Kiki and Sam whispered. 

The three girls were crouching next to each other in a tiny, dark box of a room. They were in a crawl space inside the walls of the highschool. The room was so small they couldn't stand and had to be inches from each other as they leaned their faces toward small round holes in the wall. Peepholes. 

On the other side was the men's shower room. An old-fashioned shower room with no stalls. There we...

Holly's Party Favors

Scarlet’s fingers dug into Holly’s ponytail, using it like a handle, steering her into the oncoming cock, moving her up and down the hot, wet, hard length of it like a gurgling, unwilling, living sex toy. The excited man was thrusting his dick faster and faster, slamming it against the back of Holly’s throat. He was moaning, gaining speed, ready to release his cum down her used face and throat. 

“MMNNRRHH!!” Holly screamed around the dick, through the ring gag, gazing d...

Chun-Li and Cammy's Tag Team Humiliation

“And in this corner!” R. Mika said into the microphone. “Your tag team duo of Chun-Li and Cammy White!”

The spotlights moved over to Chun-Li and Cammy in their corner of the wrestling ring. The crowd roared. Chun-Li waved at them with a cheerful smile. Cammy crossed her arms and pouted, all serious. She was wearing her yoga pants, a jean jacket, and crop top. Chun-Li had forgone her traditional Chinese dress for something a little more practical, a muscle shirt and tight yoga pa...

Which Story Should I start Next? 7/28/23

I'm wrapping up my commissions this weekend! When I get through with them, which story idea do you want me to start on next?

[Patron Request] Cheetara's Wedgied Ass

Cheetara shuffled across the sandy ground at the edge of the village. Her knees were wobbly and she was exhausted. She was dragging behind her a long trail of her stretched out, skid-marked panties, warped to such an extent that they looked like a parachute was coming out her asshole and over the back of her pants.

She could easily hear the snickering voices of the rhino-people villagers in the streets. Some were peering out of their little adobe huts and were pointing and laughing. Che...

[Comm] The Desperate Goblin Girls

Fantasy creatures crowded between and around the circus tents, moving through the food stands and the medieval games and the sideshow attractions. Dragonborn, tabaxi, elves, and countless other species were enjoying themselves at the circus. Most were making their way toward the big top for the afternoon performance, handing in their gold coins at the admission to get past the minotaur standing guard at the opening.

Behind the big top, though, three goblin women were sneaking around the...

[Comm] Jill Valentine's Anal Invader

Jill Valentine lay face down on the hospital gurney as it rushed down the hospital. Ada Wong, Claire Valentine, and several worried nurses pushed the gurney down the hallways.

“Don’t worry, Jill! We’ll get it out!” Claire said.

Jill frowned in embarrassment.

“It’s nothing. I’ll be fine,” she said, but there was a small tear, barely visible, in the back of her cargo pants, and her upturned butt was buzzing, vibrating softly, making her wide, athletic cheeks ji...

[Comm] Holly's New Yearbook Photo

[Warning: cuntbusting and m on f noncon]

“How’s that pussy feeling, Holly?” a mocking voice said. Holly froze on the sidewalk. She felt her ears burn and her lips curl around her teeth. She turned around and glared at the speaker. It was Scarlet. She stood with her hands on her hips and a big grin on her face. She was wearing a strapless blouse, tight pants, and laced up, knee-high, heeled boots. The toecaps of which, Holly knew, were carbon reinforced to make every kick hurt even...

Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 6

The sand under the beach blanket shifted as Cecelia stretched across its surface before curling up into a sleepy ball. The parasol above provided a cone of shade, and the breeze blowing across the water was cool and pleasant across Cecelia's sweaty skin. She was wearing a t-shirt with a gangar on the front and a pair of pink bikini bottoms that were riding up slightly into her cheeks. Her long, stubbly legs were pulled up to her slender chest. Her pokéballs were shrunken and attached to a st...

Ruby's Pancakes: A RWBY Toilet Story

Weiss Schnee looked out the classroom window. To everyone else I the class, it looked like an ordinary day for the aloof ice queen of the school, but someone paying close attention might have noticed her eyes moving around in subtle nervous jerks, the micro movements of her butt against the seat, and the slight dampness forming on her forehead, hidden by her bangs.

Earlier that morning Weiss and her teammates had Ruby’s specially-made pancakes for breakfast, and now those soft and flu...

Community Request Poll (June 2023)

Below are the options for the next community requested story. The one that gets the most votes will be turned into a full Patreon exclusive story with a preview posted on DeviantArt.

Frankie's Cuntbusting

"I got her bottoms!" The Frankie Family member shouted, holding up Frankie's bikini bottoms over his head.

After failing to convince her to join the Straw Hats, her gang, The Frankie Family, were taking drastic measures.

The cyborg woman growled, and her face became dark. She stood in from of her gang with her legs spread, flexing with rage. Her bare bubble butt tensed. She was only wearing her open Hawaiian shirt, bikini top, and pompadour. The rest of the Frankie family reeled b...

Pokemon Ecchi Adventures, Part 5

Cecelia panted and wiped the sweat from her face, removing a coat of grime. She climbed up to the top of the hill with her hands on her knees and looked out over the view. She was covered with dirt and sweat. Twigs stuck out of her hair. Her jeans were torn and ripped and smelly. Poliwhirl waddled behind her, similarly exhausted.

“Finally,” she sighed, a big grin forming across her face.

The hill looked over a gleaming city on a bay. Castello City. The ocean was the brightest ...

Community Requested Story 2 (June 2023) [closed]

We'll be deciding the second community requested story soon!

Like last time, $2 patrons can comment their story ideas on this post and the idea that gets the most votes will be made into a story. All patrons can vote and the final story will be a Patreon exclusive piece with a preview on DeviantArt.

Approach this like you are purchasing a $15 commission and follow the commission guidelines in your comment 2023-06-02 19:06:50 +0000 UTC View Post

The Pepper Spray Bidet

♫ "It begins to tell round midnight.... midnight...." ♪

The spotlights drifted down across the crowd like glowing disks, over their beaming faces and briefly casting light over the sparkling tropical fish tank next to the bar before settling on the stage.

May De la Rue stood in the spotlight, glowing, sparking in her strapless blue evening gown which clung to the curves of her boobs and belly and enormous ass like she was vacuumed sealed into the f...

Which story should I start next? 5/17/23

Below are the options for the next story!

[Patron Request] The Wedgiesaurus and The Horny Explorer

Kachina trekked through the tropical trees. Her slim hips shifted in her track pants, and her combat boots crunched the twigs and underbrush under each step. The trees and even the sky looked so different from California, or any other place she had been before. She was on an island close to the Galapagos where reports of a previously unidentified creature had reached the California Institute.

Only a few explorers had encountered the creature before and none of them had been able to get ...

C. C.'s Robin Hood, part 1

I'd been sitting on this story for a while, and originally wanted to uploaded it when it was complete, but I haven't been feeling well and thought this was better than uploading nothing. I'll be finishing up the patreon voted story and other early access content this weekend to try and get back on schedule.

A porn parody of Disney's Robin Hood (1973), features slapstick humiliation and male on male noncon.

Trumpets rang out over the forest. Prince John's procession marc...

Community Request Poll (April 2023)

The candidates for the community request story have been decided! These are submissions from Patrons, and whichever receives the most votes will be turned into a story!

April O'Neil's Accidental Toilet Torture

Leo and Raph each other in the training arena before coming together in a flurry of clashes, swords against sais. On the floor, Mikey lay flopped on his back, and the Game Boy in his hands beeped and buzzed.

Suddenly, Donnie ran into the room. He had smoke and grime from one of his experiments decorating his hands and face.

“Guys! You have to check out what I just invented!”

***

“So how is this supposed to work, exactly?” Leo asked.

“It works by warping...

Window Washer CFNM Punishment

Ashton face felt like it was on fire despite the cool night air. His bunny slippers scrapped against the pavement. He gripped his bathrobe close around himself with his free hand. He so very much wanted to brush his long blond hair out of his face but he didn’t dare release his grip.

With every step, the soft texture of the robe brushed against the surfaces of his sensitive bubble butt. Inside the robe, he was completely naked. In his other hand, he carried a bucket filled with soapy ...

Community Request Post Extended

The community request post has been extended until next Monday. That's one extra week to submit a potential story request.