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Why is there never a virgin around when you need one? (v2)

So, I figured...what the hell.  This version is only available to my patrons.  Thanks, all!

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Why is there never a virgin around when you need one?

Since Hallowe'en is cancelled this year, we might as well make the best of it.

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Once More Around the Estate, Ponygirl!

Of the novels I've written, Bending Catherine is still one of my very favorites.  I've had several requests from people, wanting to know about Hayley & Catherine's lives afterward.  By way of response, I will be introducing this image at the end of the next edition of the book.  You folks get to see it first. 

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Delay for this week's image.

Due to Covid-19 infecting my workplace, I'm having to be flexible in my work hours.  I'll be posting the next image this weekend, and hopefully another later in the week.

Stay safe out there.

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It Starts With a Bet

"Oh, and it isn't proper for a maid to sleep in her mistress's bed.  We'll set up the spare bedroom for you."

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Milk Bath

Based on an image I saw floating around the 'net.  I may come back to this image at some point and add greater detail.

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Unit 68 Chapter 6 Bonus Image 1

I'm digging that camera angle.

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Tittilating Tales #1

Not a real comic, just playing around with software.  Pink Pussycat used with permission.

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Lather, Rinse...

Instructions.  You might want to read them.

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Moire

I posted a different version of this on DA.  This version is more in line with what my patrons expect from me.

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Unit 68 Chapter 6 - Page 2

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Norah Wilde #1

Just kidding.  I was playing around with my new toy, Comic Life, and wanted to see what it could do.  It's a pretty cool application.  I will be doing more one-shot covers like these as my large-breasted Muse dictates.

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Unit 68 Chapter 6 - Page 1

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Gynoid Pinup #1

I like this model but I'm gonna put her away for a while, so that I can concentrate on finishing up Unit 68.  Sadly, the fucking pandemic is affecting my work hours, which in turn affects my art time.  All things being equal, I hope to put up two images next week.  See you then!

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Boarding Party

Concept art for my new gynoid.  I think Tony Stark would approve.

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Chapter 6 Cover

Twice as nice.

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The Wrong Shampoo

Your girlfriend told you not to use her shampoo.  That's okay, she'll still be your girlfriend, even when you're both fucking other guys.


I had to get this one out of my system, just to see how this kind of animation is done.  It's a pretty crude first attempt, but it taught me a few things.  Barring any unforeseen weirdness, I'll be moving back to Unit 68 in the next week or so,

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The Hive Queen Walks!

Thought I'd try my hand at animation.  This is a first attempt.

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Metrobay Promo

I promised to show my work, and here it is.  This is the promo I did for Metrobay Comix, featuring Pink Pussycat.  You should pay them a visit.  The free gallery is certainly worth the trip.  https://metrobay.eroticillusions.com/freegal/

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Woman, only better.

Just playing around with the new toy while files transfer.  I think the future is gonna be awesome.

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Gummi Girl v2

While transferring my files over from the Mac to the Monster, I decided to have another go at the gummi texture.  The original version took three days, and timed out after 78% completion.  The Monster did 100% completion in eight and one-half minutes! I will resume Unit 68 just as soon as I can.

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Opus_01 in Iray

Playing around with my new box while transferring files and seeing what housekeeping remains to be done.  Some of the files will have to be re-installed manually, but I won't know which ones until I actually try to use them.

This image took all of four minutes to render.  I swear this new computer is stupid fast.

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Bad news and good news and bad news.

We'll start with the bad news.  Unit 68 is going on hiatus for a short while.  This is because of the good news, which is that I bought myself a new computer (financed in part by your continued patronage).  It is lightning fast at rendering, doing in seconds what used to take hours.  My old rig would sometimes not even finish some renders, timing out after several days in some cases.  The above image, which was only ever a rough test, took all of 25 seconds to render....

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A change of pace

Hi, all.  I've been working on a little project for my friends at Metrobay, so no Unit 68 this week.  In lieu of that, I have made the first tale in Tammy's House of Curious Antiques available for the $1 tier.  Scroll back up a few weeks and you'll see it.  For you $2 folks, I should have something for you a little later in the week.  Of course, I will post my Metrobay work as well.

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Gummi Girl

A word to the wise, don't shop for exercise equipment at Tammy's House of Curios and Antiques.

Artist's note: this was definitely an experiment, but one I shall continue with when time permits.  There are correctible issues, namely face and nipples (nibbles?).  I expect I shall have to use a different hairstyle, but no worries.  I have lots of hair props.  The major downside is that this render took three full days, and even then the render maxed out at 78% completio...

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Unit 68 Chapter 5 - Bonus Image

One of the perks that goes along with the artist gig is that I get to see camera angles that nobody else gets to see.  In creating the image for page 20, I had to swing the camera around so that I could make sure the Hive Queen's hand was properly on the alcove's charging table, and this "massive orbs blotting out the sun" angle happened.  I thought I'd share.

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Staying Safe

Desperate times call for desperate measures.  Pity about blowjobs, though.

As a public service, I will be simul-posting this image on several platforms, but only my patrons will get the full-sized version.

Stay safe, all.

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Tammy's House of Curious Antiques

This is the beginning of an anthology of short stories I have begun writing.  I don't have a great deal of experience in the short story format, but it never stopped me before.

Fair warning: the attached pdf has not been through a final edit, so there may be typos or thinkos that have yet to be corrected or resolved.  I hope you like it.

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Strange Times

To all my patrons—first and foremost, I hope this message finds you well and healthy.  These are strange times we are living in, certainly the strangest for me.  While I'm not exactly a fossil, I have been around a fair few years (eight-track car stereos were the height of technology when I was a teenager).

I'm writing this note to let you know that my work schedule is changing due to Covid-19.  The company I work for is altering shifts, so as to maintain as much social...

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Norah Wilde and the Gynoid

The woes of an artist.  I picked up this gynoid a while back, and thought I'd give her a try.  I'm mostly satisfied with her, except this model does not come with any sort of helmet, as seen in the first image.  In the second image, I tried adapting the Unit 68 helmet (Unit 68 gynoids and the red one above are different generations, so things don't always fit right), which worked, but doesn't cover the red bit up at the top.  There is a cool sort of helmet for this version...

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