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Sunday Night Stream 10/22/2023 (Audio)

I broughtJohn Cullen on so that he could see what a real life swingers club looks like and it did not disappoint. We met Jeff The Bodypainter, we say a club with the most stools I have ever seen and Tom gave the most useless information he has in weeks

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Sunday Night Stream 10/22/2023

I broughtJohn Cullen on so that he could see what a real life swingers club looks like and it did not disappoint. We met Jeff The Bodypainter, we say a club with the most stools I have ever seen and Tom gave the most useless information he has in weeks

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Shocktober Bob and Tom

Murder Bryan, Chris the C*nt and Turd Mike are back with an episode about everyone's dad's favorite show, Bob and Tom. We check out some new stuff from who we believe to be Chick McGee, some horrendous riffing from Tom and more stuff about how much they hate their (and yours) wives.

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Sunday Night Stream 10/15/2023

We are back, we tried to watch da beer show but it didn't work so we went to Secrets Hideaway with Tom and Bunny and that worked, of course. I talked about times I have gone to the strip club and then we checked to see what the hell Opie is up to and it was as boring as you would expect

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Sunday Night Stream 10/15/2023 (audio)

We are back, we tried to watch da beer show but it didn't work so we went to Secrets Hideaway with Tom and Bunny and that worked, of course. I talked about times I have gone to the strip club and then we checked to see what the hell Opie is up to and it was as boring as you would expect

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Shocktober 2023 Howard Stern

We are back with another episode of Shocktober, this time it is Howard Stern and it sucks

First, we checked into what is going on with Anthony and his extremely long hospital stay and how that is making Opie feel

Then we dove right into more modern Stern and it is even more bleak than it was last time. These are some of the worst segments we have ever covered and I think it's just the pain and disappointment in knowing that he could do good bits if he wasn't checked out 

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Shocktober 2023 - The Greaseman

Welcome back to Shocktober, we have a new theme song and we have our own Jim Norton, a wonderful third mic, that's right, we have Third Mike Hale

We started the show thinking that we would cover both Greaseman and Opie but we got sidetracked talking about Pamela Anderson movies and Anthony Cumia deathwatch.

We finally got into the Grease

New songs

New bits

New noises 

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Guys+ 9-29-2023

Hey, you're crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it

First, the pastafarian holidays for the week

We looked at the latest in the chivery, some big coins and some classic rock chivers

A bit of Kevin Smith talk and then we go to south park

This is a very fun Guys+ and next week we have a shocktober

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Patron's Choice Poll for November!

We just finished doing the Rockabilly Episode with none other than my pal and occasional cohost Brace Belden, It has classic Brace and Bryan energy so it is insane but now is the time where I let you, the loyal patron, the most beautiful people on this planet and the coolest daddios to ever live, pick the last episode of the next run, you have a week to vote and attempt to sway the vote your way

The next run will start on 10/31/2023 with

Halloween Guys

Audiophiles

Wine...

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Sunday Night Stream 9/24/2023

We watched Michael Noland talk about Jann Wenner losing his job at the rock and roll hall of fame, then we go back to the Player's Club in San Antonio to see a classic Sex Tom Showdown between big Tom and little Tom. The club is the nastiest place we have looked at. This stream is insanely fun so if you wanna tell people to go to twitch and watch it that would be cool

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Sunday Night Stream 9/24/2023 (audio)

We watched Michael Noland talk about Jann Wenner losing his job at the rock and roll hall of fame, then we go back to the Player's Club in San Antonio to see a classic Sex Tom Showdown between big Tom and little Tom. The club is the nastiest place we have looked at. This stream is insanely fun so if you wanna tell people to go to twitch and watch it that would be cool

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Gut Shot 9-22-2023 (audio only)

It is Gut Shot where the name of the video was dishonest and we had to watch Greg do well for once but he still sucks shit and we still make fun of him

There is a special bonus after the gutfeld clip too

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Gut Shot 9-22-2023

It is Gut Shot where the name of the video was dishonest and we had to watch Greg do well for once but he still sucks shit and we still make fun of him

There is a special bonus after the gutfeld clip too

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Sunday Night Stream 9-17-2023

It's the bro stream, I bro'ed down and we watched the trailer for Over The Top, then we watched as much as Da Beer Show as we could handle, Bubba played Pickle Ball and then, we went on one of the weirdest sex club tours ever with Tom and Bunny 

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Sunday Night Stream 9-17-2023 (audio)

It's the bro stream, I bro'ed down and we watched the trailer for Over The Top, then we watched as much as Da Beer Show as we could handle, Bubba played Pickle Ball and then, we went on one of the weirdest sex club tours ever with Tom and Bunny

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Guys+ 9-15-2023

We listened to Michael Noland for a minute until we got bored. Then we read some of the weirdest rock and roll hall of fame reviews yet. Got some Warhammer talk in there, checked in on the pastafarian holidays and did some Bowelro talk

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Sunday Night Stream 9/11/2023

It is a full Tom and Bunny stream where Tom tells a truly insane story where we learn a lot

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Sunday Night Stream 9/11/2023 (audio)

It is a full Tom and Bunny stream where Tom tells a truly insane story where we learn a lot

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Gut Shot With Chris

We did an episode of Gut Shot because I didn't have time to do prep for Guys+

Mr. Gutfeld is very mad at Jack White and he is letting you know it by bombing on every single joke and then spreading his bombs to a professional (racist) comedian. This is 100% the most bombs that I have seen on a Gutfeld monologue

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Gut Shot With Chris (Audio)

We did an episode of Gut Shot because I didn't have time to do prep for Guys+ 

Mr. Gutfeld is very mad at Jack White and he is letting you know it by bombing on every single joke and then spreading his bombs to a professional (racist) comedian. This is 100% the most bombs that I have seen on a Gutfeld monologue

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Guys+/Opie 9/1/2023

We took a look at the pastafarian calendar to keep you updated on the next week of holidays

Read some reviews of Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap

Checked so reviews of the constitution 

Then, we checked into opie

I may or may not have flubbed 

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Sunday Night Stream 8-27-2023

I had two friends on the show with me because Chris couldn't make it, Tom Sexton and Tony Boswell sat in with me and we bounced around a lot of stuff like Greg Locke wields a christian weapon, then we checked out some Hulkster stuff and Then we looked at some Mancow and finally we looked at rock and roll fantasy camp and comedy fantasy camp

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Sunday Night Stream 8-27-2023 (Audio)

I had two friends on the show with me because Chris couldn't make it, Tom Sexton and Tony Boswell sat in with me and we bounced around a lot of stuff like Greg Locke wields a christian weapon, then we checked out some Hulkster stuff and Then we looked at some Mancow and finally we looked at rock and roll fantasy camp and comedy fantasy camp

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Hey new patrons I learned how to do stuff

Here is a discord link that doesn’t expire

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Guys+ 8-25-2023

It is Friday and that means that Chris and I looked at a few of our guys but first we played the cameo that twitter.com/rowdyburns10 got for us from the Greaseman

After that we looked at a harrowing legal battle between a weird pastafarian and the government of british columbia

David The Shark is replying to more beautiful women

Michael Noland is still mad at Dolly Parton

We are in a radio war with...

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Sunday Night Stream 8-20-2023

We checked into the Bubba The Love Sponge world and found out that he is trying to exact his revenge on the man that leaked the hogan sex tape

We saw him review a baconator and it was disgusting

We also checked into the sales guy that has the nipples

And Finally, the chat demands some tom and bunny

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Sunday Night Stream 8-20-2023 (audio)

We checked into the Bubba The Love Sponge world and found out that he is trying to exact his revenge on the man that leaked the hogan sex tape

We saw him review a baconator and it was disgusting

We also checked into the sales guy that has the nipples

And Finally, the chat demands some tom and bunny

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Guys+ 8-18-2023

It is Friday Morning and we have a brand new Guys+ for the patrons. 

We listened to a guy challenge a certain famous guy to a game of Warhammer40K

Some reviews of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Tripadvisor

We wrapped it up with a truly weird David The Shark post

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Patrons Choice Poll!!!!

You wanted Kevin Smith Guys and we recorded Kevin Smith Guys (releases 9/12) so that means it is time for you all to pick the episode for the next run of Guys. These are the 4 I picked and I didn't let you pick a guy's fans this time because the first two were South Park Guys and Kevin Smith Guys and now I am being a pain in the ass.

So put on your politician hat and convince everyone to pick the one you want.

Gwen is better and out of the hospital and I appreciate all of the well...

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Good Afternoon

So, there wasn’t a stream last night because Gwen (my daughter) had some sort of a seizure. I don’t think I’ll miss anymore content as long as they discharge her tomorrow (they are keeping her for another night)

She seems stable and it was really just one of the scariest things that has ever happened in my life.

I will get an episode of Guys+ by Friday like usual and thanks for understanding (or not getting mad) the Warhammer episode of Guys comes out tomorrow with @merritt...

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