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Sunday Night Stream 10/12/2025 (video)

We are back this week, we listened to a new Michael Noland Song, another pointless Jim Breuer story, then some especially boring Opie audio, then a greaseman cameo and a bit og Dramarants!

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Sunday Night Stream 10/12/2025 (audio)

We are back this week, we listened to a new Michael Noland Song, another pointless Jim Breuer story, then some especially boring Opie audio, then a greaseman cameo and a bit og Dramarants!

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Guys+ 10/10/2025 (Audio)

I am back from Canada and we did an episode of Guys+! Mike Zeroh is still talking about Charlie Kirk, Tim Allen is cancelled, what is proper attire for a swinger club and why are basketball shorts problematic? Should Canadians carry a pocket constitution in their EDC bag, what does noland think about Rush's new (female) drummer and finally, Drama Rants is pissed off

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Guysery EARLY ACCESS password

the password is: themonkey

as always, quantities are very limited so don't nap on it if you want something.

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Guys+ 10/3/2025 (audio)

This week on Guys+ we talked about some chompers, a hot sauce extract and prog rock guys. Then, we had dueling Jimmy Kimmel rants! One from Jim Breuer and the other from the Chivrolet guy

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Guysery early access for Patrons Friday at 9amPST/12pmEST

Check this space for the password. It will be posted at 9amPST/12pm/EST like I already said. Not much more to say that's why I said it twice. www.theguysery.com

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Guys+ 9/26/2025 (Audio)

We brought my daughter Gwen back to the show to watch an energy drink guy in a fascinating video, we talk about insane bowling guys, very thirsty milk guys, my old friend Mark and barefoot guys.

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Sunday Night Stream 9/21/2025 (Audio)

Chris is back this week, I showed him the Chuck Norris Facts, I am fighting with a coffee grinder, Michael Noland is on strike, we tried the accidental swingers again. We also watched a truly pathetic Opie video, a bouncer that met a bunch of guys. And The Fartologist

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Guys+ 9/19/2025 (audio)

It is time for a very long Guys+ where we talked about me going to a concert, panicking when my brother fainted. Mike Zeroh is obsessed with some new guys. The Fartologist has a girlfriend. We checked in with swingers being nasty in a new way. Checked on the Chuck Norris guys and Chris's trip to see Bert Kreischer, read some reviews of magic shows. Talked about some bowlers, some politics and finally a truly bad rant

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Sunday Night Stream 9/14/2025

Chris had baby business to attend to so I brought Stefan on to talk about pizza, chuck norris, new swingers, opie and some farts!

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Sunday Night Stream 9/14/2025 (video)

Chris had baby business to attend to so I brought Stefan on to talk about pizza, chuck norris, new swingers, opie and some farts!

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Guys+ 9/12/2025 (audio)

This week we had some breaking Chive news. Checked in with some umpires and referees, some swinger halloween questions, a non-confrontational metal detector guy and a toilet paper rant!

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Sunday Night Stream 9/9/2025 (Video)

We had a bit of catching up to do so we talked about what we were up to. We looked at the Palm Springs Swinger Club, then we checked in with Tom and Bunny, we met a new swinger couple, watched a crazy Jim Breuer video, some Opie, we obviously did the fartologist at the end

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Sunday Night Stream 9/9/2025 (Audio)

We had a bit of catching up to do so we talked about what we were up to. We looked at the Palm Springs Swinger Club, then we checked in with Tom and Bunny, we met a new swinger couple, watched a crazy Jim Breuer video, some Opie, we obviously did the fartologist at the end

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Guys+ 9/5/2025

This week on Guys+ we talked about Bert Kreischer, we hit play on a Mike Zeroh. Covered a truly crazy lottery guy, a very non confrontational lawn guy and a very confrontational group of rock and roll guys. Finally we watched two total dipshits smoke a cigar

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Guys+ 8/29/2025

It is Guys+!! We did all sorts of stuff this week. We looked at a referee, then we brought back old yelp favorit Christopher S. We got into some bourbon reviews and sex club reviews that are wild and finally the most helpful r/swinger single guy advice

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Sunday Night Stream 8/24/2025 (Video)

WARNING - WE played the Fartologist at the end

I found a weird guy that unsettled everyone so we listened to David Draiman give a high school book report on weed then a bit of Noland and Royce going at it and finally The Opester had a really funny guy on his stream

Youtube link

https://youtu.be/Q4YpbRR_tko

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Video of the stream oopsie

I guess I didn’t check to see if it was uploaded. It’ll be there as soon as I get home around 11:45 EST

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Sunday Night Stream 8/24/2025

WARNING - WE played the Fartologist at the end

I found a weird guy that unsettled everyone so we listened to David Draiman give a high school book report on weed then a bit of Noland and Royce going at it and finally The Opester had a really funny guy on his stream

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Guys+ 8/22/2025 (audio)

We talked a bit of stand up comedy up top and then checked on Zeroh. How do you tell your friend that he is a chomper? What is it like to meet Metallica? We check in on Man Talk! some nudists and finally Chris's rant of the week

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Guys+ 8/15/2025 With Jesse Farrar (audio)

This week on the show we had JF so that I didn't have to do any heavy lifting. We talked a lot about my work history. Some MCU theories, some rotten tomatoes reviews, some sex cards reviews and of course I brought in our rant guy

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Guys+ 8/8/2025 (Audio)

This week we talked about some rail riders at the phish show, a bit of bass player drama, some swinger stuff. We checked in on Greg Dean, Kelly K, a new rant guy that is mad at chevrolet and a bombshell michael noland fact.

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Sunday Night Stream 8/3/2025 (video)

We did a more laid back stream, I talked a bit about some food ordering issues that I had growing up. Chris broke up a fight. We checked in with Noland, Opie and found out our Rant Guy's politics (which are bad)

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Sunday Night Stream 8/3/2025 (audio)

We did a more laid back stream, I talked a bit about some food ordering issues that I had growing up. Chris broke up a fight. We checked in with Noland, Opie and found out our Rant Guy's politics (which are bad)

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Guys Live in Vancouver!

We are back again and the time for patrons to get tickets is approaching, tickets go on sale here https://www.theguysery.com/password and the password for early patron access is monsingtrunk. Get those tickets

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Guys+ 8/1/2025 Audio

This week on Guys+ I flubbed, it was an SF, we also talked about some swingers, specifically tricky single guys, some of the best lottery guys of all time and Chris's video of the week is a warning to the trolls

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Live Show (Oct 3rd in Vancouver) Tickets on Sale Tomorrow!

We are doing our Bi-Annual Live Show Oct 3rd in Vancouver, and tickets will be available for YOU first. Tomorrow at 8amPST/11amEST, you can purchase tickets on our merch website: www.theguysery.com .

The password to access the site will be posted here at 8amPST tomorrow. The tickets are $40cad straight up, no fees. We figured out a much better way to do it, using a ticket extension and selling the tickets directly. Bas...

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Sunday Night Stream 7/27/2025

The night of not of bad looking guys starts with a full 10 minute clip of Jim Bruer that is absolutely insane. Followed by 1 Draiman, some Bubba talking about the hulkster, an unhinged Greaseman clip and a chicken juice contaminated rant

Youtube Version

https://youtu.be/Mu2Igc9sFaQ

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Sunday Night Stream 7/27/2025 (audio)

The night of not so good looking guys starts with a full 10 minute clip of Jim Bruer that is absolutely insane. Followed by 1 Draiman, some Bubba talking about the hulkster, an unhinged Greaseman clip and a chicken juice contaminated rant

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Guys+ 7/25/2025 (audio)

Another Friday, another Guys+, we talked restaurants, Mike Zeroh has a new punching bag and that is Stephen Colbert. We looked at some ticketmaster reviews about both monster trucks and Soccer. Some very handsome mensa member and an embarrassed pastafarian!

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