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In living colour!

I posted this one Saturday but it was in balck and white and that’s not right! This one deserves to be in full colour! Maybe even twice!

Which one is your fave? The blue background or the pink/purple?

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Snap chat Sunday!

Happy Sunday yall! Here’s a sneak peak of what happens on the snap chat!

PS: this one was a video

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Jean & Jeans

Dear God, I just realized that I’ll be posting the blue jeans photos as well as the Jean Gray photos at the same time. I am absolutely not prepared for the amount of gene related puns. I’m going to need as titles. Please please please leave some good gene/jean puns! Be as dumb as you like, lord knows I am!

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Denim!

Yall, this series is gonna be kind of boring but I swear that’s on purpose! I love the simplicity of these and I thinks it Just such a gosh darn cute shoot! I’ve probably already said this 1 million times but it’s sort of inspired by early 90s Calvin Klein ads or maybe early 2000s gap ads.

I don’t normally wear blue jeans so this was kind of a weird experience for me. it definitely made me feel like I was some sort of fuck boy or something.

But Don’t worry, I definitel...

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Hammpire Unleashed!

Here’s the much less family friendly version of another hammpire shot that never made it to Patreon! It’s a bloody mouthful!

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Two for Tuesday!

Just two little silly selfies from the dark demon shoot that I did a few years back! I promise the Halloween content will be done by the 12th lol!

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Not so Grey!

Coming up this month is the legend herself JEAN GREY! For this shoot we wanted to try and play off of some iconic Jean photos I’ve had saved on my phone for a while! Get ready to have your mind blown! (Telekinetically)

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Halloween 7.7 (because why not)

I had more I wanted to share on Halloween so I’m just going to keep it going lol. This was my first spooky themed shoot and even though it was originally a “my bloody valentine” shoot, I still think it counts as Halloween! It was also a photo that went totally viral when I first posted it. This shoot was a huge hit back in the day!

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Happy Halloween (6.66)

Ending the Halloween with a few more shots from this years shoot! I hope you all had a wonderful day and I can’t wait to literally keep posting more this week lol. Halloween never ends!!!!

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Happy Halloween (5.5)

I have no theme for these other than “horny”. Its a tired joke, but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it!

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Happy Halloween 4.4

An older shoot that is still one of my artistic favourites. I’ve never taken the time to fully look at it in balck and white and it’s so creepy! It has that old monster movie energy but still has the classic hammy-ness!

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Happy Halloween (3.3)

This was mine and Shaun’s take on a slutty mummy! It’s affectionately know as the Hummy and despite the complications with this creation, we really made it work! Well to be totally honest SHAUN made it work. I had absolutely no faith in this look but as always, Shaun pulled it off!

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Happy Halloween 2.2

This was originally and idea I had that was meant to be more “kink” than “Halloween”, but I couldn’t shake the idea of a sexy exorcism which… really says a lot about who I am as a person. This shoot was meant to be a person tied down due to possession and slow rippping through their clothes and going feral. Unfortunately, in classic Mike fashion, I turned it into a modelling shoot.

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Happy Halloween (1.1)

Ok people, its the most wonderful time of the year so I’m going to be posting ALL day to celebrate!

To start, I wanted to post one of the unedited hammpire shots I promised! (This is the only one for today but there will be more to come!)

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Devils in the details!

Here are two of my favourite shots from what Shaun likes to call the Daper Devil shoot! There’s something so casual and effortless about them dispite the fact that this was a lot of effort on both our parts lol.

It’s always refreshing to do a shoot that involves comfortable clothing and an indoor location. I’ve been doing this for 10 years and I still get shy when I’m dressed in costume in public. It’s also just nice to have a physical area to interact with. It makes posing ...

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Snap chat Monday!

It’s almost embarrassing how much I love this stupid filter. It fills me with so much joy. Like who made this and why? I assume it’s specifically made to take pictures like this because why else?

Also, this counts as Halloween content!

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The winner!

We are really leaning into Halloween now so here is the winner from the “what’s your fave Halloween shoot” poll I did! This shoot is extra fun cause I have some spicy unedite shots to share later! Sporny! I mean spooky! I mean horny! I mean BOTH

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I don’t know…

Hey everyone, I feel kind of bad because I am on vacation and spending so much time with People that I am not being very good at posting. It’s one of those things where I’m trying to stay off my phone as much as possible politeness… But being on my phone is literally my job.

There is no real reason for me to be saying this other than I haven’t posted today, and I am panic posting something slutty because that’s what I do when I don’t know what else to post .

PS, I’m...

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Squeeze please!

Those last two photos I posted were a mistake! I am currently on a little vacation and was playing around with scheduled posts! Any way, here is the real photo I wanted to use to tease the new shoot coming next month! It’s a modern take on a classic Calvin Klein theme!

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Hotter than Hell!

Even the devil gets hot in hell. Or maybe the devil is a Canadian who just doesn’t do well in the heat…

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Sunday, bloody snap chat Sunday!

Happy snap chat Sunday!

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Poster Time!

I finally got to see my posters in person and they’re even bigger and better than I thought! I’m very excited to get signing and to get shipping! A truly big thank you to everyone who bought one! This was a very special project for me.


With that said, I have two important things to note:


1) if you ordered one and want the “extra digital butt pics” please send an email to hammy73@gmail.com with your name, order number and email you’d like them sent...

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Throwback Thursday!

I know it’s Saturday but I found a note on my phone that said “post slutty hawkman photos on Thursday for a throwback” and sadly I neglected my own advice. I’d like to make amends and post these today! Happy throw back Saturday!

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Vacation!

When you’re bored in a Montreal hotel, it’s of the utmost importance to take naked photos. We got a little something for people who like to use their imagination, and little something for people who like feet!

more Halloween coming soon!

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Sex sells!


Too long didn’t read: if you buy an art prints I’ll send you a phenomenal full booty pic and two other sexy photos to match!

Hamm.storenvy.com

I’m no fool, I know what people want, and the answer is rarely “an illustrated art print of Michael hamm”.

I didn’t expect to sell too many because I know the price is high. I wanted to price them as low as possible but I wanted them to be the best quality.


I already stand to lose money so I...

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Curiosity killed the Cat

For those of you who when been a aroud for a while, I’m curious which Halloween look has been your favourite! Hell, even if you’re new I’d like to hear what you think!

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Spooky snap chat Sunday!

Oh no! It’s so scary! Run away!

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September Print AND October prints!

I was getting ready to show off Octobers prints when I realized I never showed you what I was offering in September! September is the nice slutty Selfies and October is the devilishly good looking … devil.


Also, if anyone isn’t currently in a tier that gets prints, I added these sets to my store because I printed too many extra copies! So if this is something you want to get your hands on now, is your chance!

Hamm.storenvy.com

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Give me your heart!

If I dragged you die to hell, which game would you want to play to get your freedom back?

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It’s about damn time!

Just a reminder that I’ve got my new 10 year celebration artist print is available on my store!

LINK: https://hamm.storenvy.com/

This is a limited run and each print comes with a free only-hamm sticker and a free bat-hamm pin!

Please note that this is sadly only available for Canada and the US.

Also a huge thank you to those of you who already got one! This print has been a year in the making and it m...

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