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Cracks and scratches!

Look People, it’s hump day and I am a creature of habit so obviously you’re gonna get a little something something! The title is a play on the fact that you can see some butt crack and you have see the scratches on my back. I have no idea what those are from.

Purple nurple!

Who’s gonna give them a little pinch and a twist?

Sexy September!

What better way to start the alliterative sexy September and with a more alliterative sexy September selfie!

Front and back!

Which is your favourite!?

Bye bye Birdy!

Here are the last few Robin shots I promise! And while I’m here, I just want to say thank you so much to everyone for the love and support on this costume, thank you to Shaun for the incredible photos, thank you to Don for the help with the suit, and thank you to everyone who has been around long enough to see the evolution from my first Robin to this one! it’s been 10 fucking years since I made my first Robin costume and it’s been a wild ride ever since!

Tell me what you want!

I’m realizing that before I go into September, I should ask you guys what you all want to see! I know that’s kind of general and the answer will probably be my cock, but is there anything else? What do you find sexy when scrolling through the vast sea of generic white men with abs?

(Photo is just a screen shot from a past September)

Wet and Dry!

There are a couple screen shots from a video I took but I’m not sure if YouTube will let me upload it! If so, you’ll see it soon!

Early Halloween!

It’s months away but here is a little tease of this years Halloween look! It’s gonna be hot stuff!

Snap chat Sunday!

I was going for a cute “sticking out my tongue” photo, but I just look like a dog in heat, panting. To be fair though, it has been pretty hot here.

Sexy September!

This is usually the part where I tell you about all the exciting stuff coming up in the next month. Well guess what folks, next month is September and if you’ve been here before, you know that means it’s sexy September; one of the hottest horniest month of the year! A time to celebrate the sexier side of Michael Hamm! For those who are new, it’s basically a month where I don’t post about cosplay and I just focus on sexy stuff and take things up a notch. It’s the most wonderful time ...

Cold, THEN Hot!

After lamenting about the end of Robin yesterday, I really wanted to get another iceman photo out because like I said, September is where things get really horny and cosplay takes a backseat.

I am so obsessed with this new Iman look and I know that I won’t be posting about it for a month so I wanted to get this shot out while I can lol! I have it now, so I’m posting it now!!!

End of an era!

We are almost at the end of the Robin shots and I’m not ready to say goodbye! Although, to be fair, this isn’t really the end cause this costume is too good not to wear to some conventions or for another shoot (maybe this is the next one I’ll use for the strip series).

I have a few more shots coming at the end of the month right before we shift gears into sexy September, so stay tuned!

How’s your head?

Missing.

I look like every grinder profile in NYC

Tat-Tuesday!

Another Tuesday, another long-winded tattoo story!

If you remember back to last week, when I was talking about my cat nose tattoo, you will recall that rather than getting their actual noses tattooed I wanted some thing that was more minimal and geometric. I do that because I like getting tattoos that people don’t understand. Needless to say, this one was no different.

This tattoo is technically a tattoo of my favourite Pokémon tentacruel. He has been my ...

Batcave bonus snaps!

These came up in my snap memories from 2016! My Patreon wasn’t even started then! I was already a hoe!

Snap chat Sunday!

TITTIES!!! (Also, if you upgrade to the Snapchat level today, I’ll send you a little extra something something)

Who is he??

Can I just take a second to brag about how proud I am of these photos. I look at these and I can’t believe this is me. Getting in this kind of shape was extremely difficult, and not something that could be maintained but I loved having a goal to work towards. I should also credit the amazing photography skills and lighting of Shaun Simpson because I didn’t look this good in the mirror lol.

Anyway, I’m damn proud of the hard work on both our ends!

A flexy video!

While I was in Montreal, I had the whole gym to myself so I decided to do something that really pushed me outside of my comfort zone. I know it probably doesn’t seem like this is that outrageous but my skeleton wanted to leave my whole body the entire time, I was doing this. So PLEASE enjoy this very rare video of me working out lol

Cool Costume Bro!

I realized that the other iceman photos didn’t really show off the quality of the iceman suit I had commissioned so thank you to Shaun for getting me this shot!

(Suit by @leatherfashionvalley on IG)

A sweaty sweetie

Posting this because it’s very clear no one actually cares about my tattoos so now I need to post BODY ODY ODY to get the people happy!

(Ps: I’m just joking, I know that people care about the tattoos and I’m always thankful to those of you who are interested in all that weird shit. And I’m also thankful to the people who see me as a hottie they want to fuck. Love you all lol)

Tat-Tuesday!

This weeks tattoo has a much shorter back story so don’t worry, I’m not going to write a whole novel this time!

Once I had the tattoo itch I knew I wanted to get something for my cats. I wanted something abstract that wouldn’t be recognizable by anyone who looked at it. Having a big Batman symbol on my shoulder taught me that easily recognizable logos are an instant way to have strangers start talking to you.

I was playing around with a few ideas but in the end I...

Snap chat Sunday!

For some reason this was the photo that snap chat decided to highlight for me today. They called it “random” which makes a lot of sense since it from November 2021??? Normally they recommend stuff from the current month, or the exact day, or… SOMETHING relevant. I wasn’t gonna post it but it’s kinda sexy in a “I just woke up but im ready” kind of way.

More fitness shots?

More fitness shots!

Shoot the Ice!

I’m Keeping up this weeks theme of cosplay and new photo shoot by letting ya know that I actually got my new Iceman costume into the studio! I know a lot of you have already seen the costume because I wore it to a convention and posted a ton of pictures, but I’m excited to show it off in its full “Shaun Simpson magic” glory! It’s gonna be cool!

Robin you’re Heart!

Stupid title, but great pictures! This costume turned out so well and it’s been amazing to get a Tim Drake under my cosplay belt! At this point I’ve done a Damian inspired Robin, a dick Grayson Nightwing, a Jason Todd red hood, and a Tim drake robin! So let me ask you, who was your favourite Robin, and do you prefer them as Robin or their secondary character? Personally I’m a Damian fan but I know that’s controversial! Tim drake was probably the best Robin, but Nightwing is my fave se...

Hump day!

Just did a cheeky little photo shoot…

Tat-Tuesday!

I have been meaning to talk about all of my new tattoos and because it’s me, I had to make it into a stupid pun! Unfortunately puns have such an incredible power over me and I am now forcing myself to talk about one tattoo every Tuesday until we cover them all. This week I’ll be talking about the one that started the addiction: the tally marks.

The thing you need to keep in mind is that my Batman tattoo and my tape, cassette tattoo are both decisions that I’ve spent the last 10 ye...

All the prints!

Here they are folks! All the prints for July and august!

The boy wonder and the wonder boy!

Happy Saturday!

I’ve got some fun stuff coming up this month and I’m currently trying to get it all organized while simultaneously doing prints and Skypes and everything else! Until then, here is a classic hammy towel shot!

It’s too hot!

My hotel in Montreal had this mirror in the bedroom and I may have done a little mini photo shoot! More (better) pics coming soon!