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November Wallpapers!

Oh look, it's that time of the month when I upload some lovely off themed photos for you to use to spice up your screens! This month I'm coming in SUPER late with some Evil Dead desktop and phone wallpapers because I'm really trying to prove that EVERY month is spooky month! I also popped in a few shots from my mini cosplay room shoot because the theme fits with the prints I did this month!

If you have any interest in seeing even more of me on your screens click the link below and give...

Red in the Face!

Tricked you! The obviously’s are back! How you don’t mind a little red in the face! Happy Thursday!

Bed Time!

Hotels with big windows facing the bed alway have the best light and that DEMANDS a cheeky little naked photo shoot in while your friend is out of the room going to see a show that you said you don’t want to see and then regretted it and decided to make content so it didn’t feel like you were wasting all your time scrolling on IG while your friend was having an amazing time with out you.

We can all relate to that right????

Montreal!

This just in, I’m in Montreal! What does that have to do with this photo? I took it in Montreal and that’s the home of being slutty! More actual updates about what I’m getting up to in Montreal coming soon!

Snap chat Sunday!

I really wanted to post something that was not at all “obviously” related because I wanted to throw you all off. Unfortunately my obsessive tendencies won’t let me break the pattern even for a joke. I will say that I took the time to flip this one around so they weren’t both upside down.

Fun fact: the reason these type of photo are always upside down is because I order to get this angle, I have to hold the phone by the bottom to so that my arms don’t get in the way!

Wa...

Still learning!

I swear that one day I’ll figure out how a towel works.

Double Devil Album!

Oh la la, its starting to get hot as hell in here!

Almost one month after halloween I'm posting this album that features both of my horny devil looks! With 24 pages of photos, This albums start with the fan favourite sexy pin up devil look, and then transitions into the more mature devil who is looking to steal your heart (but not in the way you want). The album truly shows the diversity of my love for dressing up, and its....just a fun time ok??? geez.

Just check it out already!...

What did you expect!

I mean at this point I’m just cleaning out the backlog of photos of me wearing these underwear. I have so many photos in these damn things and now that I am posting them all again, I can finally delete them off my computer/ipad. So let me just give a big thank you to all of you for dealing with this incredibly visible bulge. Happy throwback Thursday.

Humpday!

Happy Wednesday Patreon! We’re halfway though the week!!!!

Washing up!

Everyone is always like “take them off!”, “you’re in the shower!”, but no one ever says “you’re being responsible by saving on laundry!”.

Maybe we need more photos to see if that’s true.

Feeling Super Flexy!

With the evil dead photos all done it’s time to start focussing on punk super boy! This is my own take on the character, which allowed me to come up with a custom design that showed a bit more skin, but was still totally representative of the punk aesthetic that superboy has always had! I’ve always loved the leather jacket look, but the vest just looks so cool!

Snap chat Sunday!

In for Penny, in for a pound! I got so many funny messages about the obviously underwear that I’ve decided to just double down on the whole thing!

So more obviously content but this time in green and this time in two separate photos lol. Happy Sunday day Patreon!

Booked and Blessed!

Sadly (at least for me) this is the end of the Evil Dead series. There are a few more shots I didn’t post but I’m saving them for when I drop the album. Thank you everyone for all the really kind words with regard to this shoot because it’s really special to me and I know it’s a bit more niche than I normally go with my costumes!

So until the album, hail the king and stay groovy!

Scotland!!

When I tell you that I had a great time in Scotland please know that I’m fully lying. Oh my god, DO NOT GO ON FAMILY TRIPS TO PLACES YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO ENJOY!!! The trip was filled with stress inducing driving, some mild vehicular damage, a hurricane, grumpy parents, too much walking but not enough walking, hours of doing nothing then complaining, so much rain that we had to cancel a bunch of things, and…so much more. BUT BUT BUT!

I still made the most of it and got to see so many...

Why is it still so damn bright!

Look, I was thinking about another throwback Thursday and when looking through my I pad and found more bright obviously shots so like… here they are!

Also I guess I teased these specific shots in October but then posted the wrong ones so now I’ve made up for that awful mistake (boo hoo, so much visible penis line).

One last “also” is that I’m also including the unedited ones because that’s what was in the tease and I don’t want people To be like “that’s not the...

Halloween BTS

I’m not emotionally ready to let go of Halloween so please just indulge me for this one last Halloween post. Thank you! 😈 🧙

Say Cheese!

I took so many selfies on the cruise, but I’m too embarrassed to post them because… Well… we all know selfies are kind of tacky. Unfortunately for you guys, this is my favourite place to be tacky! Enjoy!!

Stay In The Closet!

Don’t mind me, I’m just still screaming about how much I love these photos! The entirety of this series was shot in an Airbnb and the way shaun was able to use light and framing to really make it look like a cabin is amazing!!

we’re really out here creating cinematic magic!

Snap chat Sunday!

It clear we loved the bright obviously underwear so I thought maybe I’d show off some of my stripy ones that have a little less fabric for snap chat Sunday! Ahoy matey!

A Casual Cool!

Nothing too special in these shots but I’m excited to start showing off my new superboy photo shoot with Shaun Simpson! It’s really interesting looking at these first two photos because there’s no special effects, there’s no superhero style poses, it’s just me in a costume I made feeling really, really good about myself. That’s not a feeling I get to feel very often so I’m just kind of basking in it at the moment. Thank you to everyone who is here supporting me and helping me to...

A Bright past!

I don’t know why I get overcome with the idea of sometimes matching my posts to a daily theme, but that demon currently has a grip on me so let’s do a little throwback Thursday!

This Thursday we’re celebrating the underwear that were so lewd They almost got me kicked off Instagram. I did a series for this underwear brand and got four separate removal demands from Instagram. Sorry, I’m too sexy… Geez.

Towel down big boy!

See I told you the slutty cruise photos were on the way!

Cruising!

I know that stupid AI took over while I was on the cruise but now that I am back I just want to share a couple pictures and some highlights and some silly stuff that happened!

This was my fourth time taking a Disney cruise and it was absolutely just as magical as you would expect it to be! I had never done a seven day cruise and I was a little nervous about being gone for so long but… Goddamn if it wasn’t a great seven days! The haunted mansion bar was a definite highlight, but lit...

Hollow ween!

Popping in a little late today just to say happy Halloween to everyone! It’s been a very busy day for me, but there was no way I was going to miss posting today. So here are two of my favourite Halloween theme shots I’ve ever done! We love a demon in a harness!

Gutted!

Can I pretty please re arrange your insides? It would really mean I it to me if you’d just spill your guts!

Heres a little bit more Ash kicking ass to help get us through this spooky season! Happy Halloween eve everyone!!

No tricks just treats!

No spooky content today! Unless you’re scared of naked men and feet. In that case, whoops! Sorry!

Not a Trick!

I love halloween so much and i wanted to celebrate by doing a couple digital print for everyone! Normally I make them for the "Mayor" level and above but these are just for the "Good Samaritans" and the "Commissioners"! What can i say, I'm a (blood) sucker for halloween! if you want to download them just click the link below!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders...

Double vision!

So in already posted the photo on the left as a snap chat sunday but I added the one on the right because I took them in the same bathroom and I wanted to talk about how hot it is to take sexy selfies in a bathroom anyone can walk into at anytime. You all say you like when I talk about being horny or about thing I like and this is absolutely one of them.

After working out on my Disney cruise, the endorphins were flowing and I was really feeling myself. I ran up to the public washroom (...

October Wallpapers!

There is a bit of irony in posting Halloween wallpapers this close to the end of halloween, but if you're like me, theres never a bad time for slutty Halloween men!

The photos posted are just the examples, so if you want the HD ones just click the link below and give them a download!

ENJOY!!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BEDk49RAHJjOJ...

Why should I stay?

i was gonna post this tomorrow but the rest of October is already packed so you’re getting a second post today!

So listen…November will be a weird month because I’ll be finishing off the ash series and posting a few last Halloween shots because the Ai Mike wasted too much of the month roasting me instead of posting planned content.

In addition to that I’ll be posting my new punk super boy photos and some sexy content. The superboy photos came Out really well, and the sex...