michaelhamm

What’s coming up in October?

It’s been a while since I did a “why should you stay on Patreon next month” post and since a lot of you signed up this month I figured I’d give it a try!

As sexy September comes to an “end”, don’t think that the sexy itself comes to an end. I always have so much more to show and I’ll be rolling it into the first half of October with the second half focusing on the Halloween’s of the past! It seems like people love the shower video so I post more of those, I have some a...

The cringe is too strong.

Having to watch this is literally my worst nightmare lol. This video was never meant to been seen. It was only meant to be a thing I took screen shots from. The lighting is so bad. Me trying to get into poses is so bad. The looking back at the camera is so bad.

I’m uploading a short clip because I said I would but Jesus Christ, it’s awful.

Also I don’t do it with Google dive because wanted there to be music so it was less awkward and I didn’t want people to download it ...

Room in the middle!

Edit: problem solved! I’ll do a google drive!!

These are screen shots from a video that I keep tying to upload but it keeps getting taken down. Anyone have any suggestions? Patreon won’t let you post video directly and YouTube and Vimeo take it down immediately

Let’s face it

You don’t need to see my face!

Snap chat Sunday

I went on snap chat today and was reminded of what I looks like two years ago (Right) and it genuinely shocked me to see. I remember the exact feeling when taking that picture and I remember thinking I still had 2 more lbs left to go but because I was on vacation I wouldn’t be counting calories, and I would just let myself do whatever I wanted.

I felt like that was the healthy thing to do but unfortunately once I dipped back into eating whatever I wanted I got a taste for it again. A...

Paper My Walls!

The wallpapers this month were originally meant to be from various shoots over the years but once I found this one they were all too good! This series has always been a fan fave so hopefully y'all like them! If you want to grab them, the link is below so just click it and download them to use for whatever you want!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jyOYGVWEFbJ2s...

Bend it like Beckham!

This specific photo was a commissioned request but I got permission to post it on the main feed so here’s a little active wear submission to start our Saturday off right!

Sleeping In (and out)

Early morning bed head anyone?

The old day!

Almost a decade ago I was living in a house with 5 roommates taking sexy photo in the only shower in the house while they were banging on the door asking when I would be done. Since it’s Thursday I figured I might as well post little Mike! It so weird to think that I was doing all this way back then lol.

Shrinkflation

Wow, these hotels are really starting to cheap out on the towels. I feel like I’ve invented the jock strap version of towel. This is some bathhouse ass looking shit isn’t it?

Happy humpday!

So original!

Jesus Christ, I just posted this picture and when it loaded, I noticed there was a resemblance to yesterday’s post. I really need to figure out some new poses.

On my knees!

It’s not the first time I’ve been on my knees while the guy behind me ignores me. Must be a Tuesday…

The view from below!

I can tell you that a hotel towel never likes to see me coming. The way these poor things get used and abused is out of control. It’s all in the name of content so I think it’s… fine.

Snap chat Sunday!

For today’s Snapchat Sunday, I’m throwing back to when I decided to do a couple little gogo boy dances in my underwear. If you missed them, don’t worry they were very cringe and one of the worst things I’ve ever done. luckily for all of you here now the pictures make it seem a lot cuter than it really was

Pull em to the side!

Sometimes you’re just a little too lazy to take them off! Peakaboo!

When the Sexy Started!

I wanted to go back and see when the first sexy September happens and it looks like it was all the way back in September 2019. I had actually forgotten that It was originally a decision I needed advice on! I was so uncomfortable with the idea but it was the incredible and unconditional support of people saying “only do what you’re comfortable with” that made me realize how safe I was. I’m alway grateful to this little community but sometimes I’m just actively in awe of all the love ...

Tighty Bluey’s

These are the underwear that just keep on giving, but today we’re celebrating them from behind! Happy hump hump HUMP day Patreon!

Wipe it Off!

When I was recently in London, they had this beautiful all glass shower, so it seemed incredibly important for me to make sure I took total advantage of it. Shower content is personally some of my favourite content, so I really try to get as much of that as possible. It seems a bit self-serving… But don’t worry there was self-serving.

Snap chat Sunday!

Another “lords day”, another snap chat Sunday! Every Sunday (when I remember) I like to post one of the many pics that go on my snap chat! It’s a way to give a cheeky (ha) little glimpse into my snap chat for those who are not at the side kick lelve or above!

Let’s get cheeky!

Underwear Party!

In recently had an underwear company reach out to me about their products and offered to send me some for free. Usually I say no to companies like this because I hate most underwear brands and the way they only market with hyper unrealistic body types.

This time around I creeped the company and while it was still a bunch of fit white guys there wear some bigger bodies and a good amount of POC’s. I asked what the catch was and they said “no catch, just tell us what you want and we�...

One foot in front…

Part of the fun of September is getting to play with some things I don’t normally do. I’ve been asked a lot about foot content and while I’m not against it, I just never really think about it. I do get shit sometimes for cropping them out but I swear it not intentional lol. That said, this might the one time people wish the foot wasn’t visible and it was out of the way

Big boss man!

As the boss of this Patreon so I’ve decided Thursday is now for throwback! This week we’re revisiting covid era Mike. I was so twinky during covid because I didn’t have a gym and I was scared of getting groceries. I literally remember wearing rubber gloves to the store and using Lysol wipes to wipe down all my food. It was a wild time back then but I’m thankful I was still a hoe.

Cheeky!

Look folks, it’s the first hump day of September and there was no way I wasn’t going to post this absolute classic! I think this might be one of the first professional butt photos I ever posted. That’s a weird sentence to type out…

Anyway happy hump day hammbassadors! And thank to Shaun for the great butt pic lol

Starting off right!

Happy sexy September everyone! Because it’s me you know I had to start off with a slutty hotel photo from my trip to Toronto last week!

Welcome to the Room(s) where it happens!

This months album is colossal and while I didn't do any writes up for it (Its already 40 pages) I might do that in the future and talk about the shoot a bit because it was a HUGE fan favourite for obvious reasons. I don't think I've ever had all these shots in one place and I think a few of them never made it to the light. Please please PLEASE go check this album out!

August Wallpapers!

Don't let yourself be green with envy by missing out on this months downloadable wallpapers! I'm keeping up with the boy wonder shots but I'm also adding a few shots from a very popular series that was shot in Shauns apartment. The shots are all available in HD at the link below and you are free to use them however you would like! I even added a few extra this month! Enjoy!!!

2025-08-26 23:14:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Coming up!

After what has almost been an entire month of being away, I am back home and in desperate need of some time spent in my own bed. Luckily for me (and for you) next month is sexy September which is the month I just post all my hottest content. It’s so silly and so fun, and it lets me take a little breather because the sexy stuff is not nearly as demanding.

Before that happens though, we still have a few more day left in august which will be this months wallpapers, this months prints, a...

Welcome back Ho-tel!

Just a cheeky photo from my hotel because I’m in Toronto at fan expo and I’m running around geeking out!

Throwback!

This post doesn’t really have a reason other than I found this picture of a greasy little 18 year old Mike eating an entire party platter to himself. Me and my friend Amanda would always go here once a month and race though a party platter each to see who could eat it the fastest. I won every single time, but she did start to get better! Funny enough this was during my big life change where I started going to the gym and I always consider this my big cheat meal. I always read about all thes...

Hot lazy Wednesday!

The caption is in the title people, gangar and I are taking a well deserved break from the madness!