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Grrl Power #944 - Something about interrupting a Colonel

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FYI: People had been correctly pointing out that the "hyperdrive" branch of the skill tree needed an orb in the first spot, so I've added that now. Not retroactively yet, but at any rate, the OCD amongst you can unclench slightly....

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Grrl Power #943 - Frixkrieg

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To get the full impact of this page, you really have to imagine panels 3 and 9 happening in extreme slow motion. Panel 9 especially, because Maxima used super speed to whip around...

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Lapha tries out her new meat

And she also tried out some variants. At least in virtual space. She didn't have the money for the two extra bodies, plus she wasn't sure where she would keep them anyway. 

The whole time, Garamm is all "How attached are you to the breasts?" and Lapha is like "The breasts stay you egg-laying weirdo!"

He doesn't lay the eggs. The females of his species do, but Lapha is still trying to sync up with her new body, so her quip game isn't up to snuff yet.

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Grrl Power #942 - My boyfriend is a marine... lifeform

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Fortunately, wet Woofs smell like caramelized honey and c...

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Grrl Power #941 - Distract a Detla

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Detla is going to get the impression that Archon is some sort of co-ed college comedy romp. That or she's going to start punching dudes. It's also possible that everyone in Arc-SW...

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Grrl Power #940 - Aegis. Beskar. Adamantine. Mlem.

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Callbacks, yo.

Please ignore that the layout of headquarte...

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Grrl Power #939 - I double dog promise to be good

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Jeeze, I hope no one walks out the door to the pool right then. Maybe jump a little to the side there, Anvil.

So I was like, Dabbler is kind of a pain in the butt to draw, w...

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Grrl Power #938 - Fast friends in high places

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Hmm, take the stairs up one floor to the roof which you then intend to jump off, or just take the elevator down three floors? You have to admit, Anvil is thinking like a super. View Post

Grrl Power #937 - Buddy booty duty

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Flotsam: debris in the water that was not deliberately thrown overboard, often due to shipwreck or accident.

Jetsam: debris deliberately th...

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Grrl Power #936 - What's blue, horny, and wet all over?

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I'll admit, this page might be a little gratuitous, but I haven't drawn anyone showering for quite some time. I mean, I haven't drawn anyone showering in the comic. I've done seve...

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Grrl Power #935 - Delta mask

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I was going to go on a tangent about various systems of law enforcement on today's page, but Achilles's "Good enough for me" isn't going to be the end of the "Aren't you und...

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Grrl Power #934 - Space butler!

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I'm sure a few of you are like "Uh, didn't she get arrested?" It comes up on the next page.

The whole "You spared and/or saved my life, therefore you own my life and/or I must serve you" seems like one of those things that has only ever existed in fiction. I don't know, maybe it happened in Japan back i...

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Sydney, Pixel and Krona walk into a dressing room...

I tried something different this month – instead of doing one well painted picture with a bunch of dress variants, I wanted to tell a bit of a story. Hopefully it makes sense without any dialog or sound effects. So, instead of one picture, you guys are getting nine. I was going to do a tenth one, but I kind of ran out of time. I might add it if I find the time, or I could work on the next Tamer: Enhancer book. Time management is not my strongest skill, so we'll see.

So is this canon? ...

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Grrl Power #933 - Ding psychology

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This feels like a jarring transition to me, but the alternative was to stick with Maxima as she does a ton of paperwork and debriefs the team. That was definitely the only other option.

The answer to the question, "Why didn't the orbs give Sydney her level up sooner?" is because it amused me more to do ...

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Grrl Power #932 - Designing women

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And here we are, the end of the Times Square arc. It honestly took quite a bit longer than I thought it would, but I could probably say that about any storyline in the comic, so at least I'm consistent in that regard.

Apparently that escape pod has a restroom equipped with a urinal. I think that's a wei...

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Grrl Power #931 - Escape from New York

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So, is she possessing him? And if so, why didn't she just toss herself onto Maxima's head?

The answer is... kind of, but not really. Basically, she's not "high level" enough to straight up possess someone. Right now, she's somewhere between a Trill symbiont, sharing knowledge and memories, and 2021-03-29 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Grrl Power #930 - Emergency escape lizard

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Whoops! Forgot what day of the week it was. :/

In my excuse, 1) that's only the second or maybe third time I've ever done that. Not the worst track record over the ten plus year run so far. If you guys knew me in person, you'd probably think I'd do that once or twice a month. 2) There was a crazy rainst...

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Grrl Power #929 - The technicolor yawn is in the eye of the beholder

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Since I am not talented enough to draw something so beautiful that you all throw up, I'm going to say Umbrivions use some sort of psychic attack to distract prey and their prey's friends with double ...

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Grrl Power #928 - This is an ebullient citizen's arrest

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And we come full circle, back to the alien tourists who launched this whole escapade. We're almost wrapped up with this storyline, as I know a few of you are having Sydney withdrawal, myself included.

Uh... yeah. Not sure what else to say about this one. I doubt NYC storm drains are tour-worthy. Well, m...

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Grrl Power #927 - All we need is love and fried insects

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Oh shit, he's dating a lizard person, get it!?

Or possibly some sort of hillbilly. It's even odds if you're wanting to put money on it.

This is admittedly just a weird transitional page that doesn't do a lot more than kind of develop some, at best, tertiary characters. Had I a more rigorous editor...

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Grrl Power #926 - Best and brightest

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Hey, alien lady, just because some of us are total dimwits doesn't mean our best and brightest can't kick your ass. At least these two were smart and/or oblivious enough to circumvent the police cordon keeping lookie loos from wandering into an alien mercenary/superhero/supervillain rumble. (It's the latter.)...

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Grrl Power #925 - Star crossed mercs

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Well, I did it again, I hit post instead of schedule. Enjoy your early comic!

In an mixed alien/fantasy race situation, one could probably get a lot of mileage out of "It's instinctive for my people." or "It's how my people do things." or "My gods require…" It's also an easy way to get busted doing so...

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Grrl Power #924 - Do not taunt happy fun Maxima

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Cora is really skirting the edge here, and I'm not really sure why other than it makes me laugh. She does probably have a point about warrantless "wire" taps, especially since she's using crazy alien tech to tap the A/V feed from someone's living nervous system. Anything she records would certainly b...

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Maxima lifts a thing

I know a lot of you are here for some Sydney goodness, and the next picture I'd been working on was an A-cup three way with Pixel and Krona. Unfortunately, the whole "Everything is bigger in Texas, including our power-grid failures." kerfuffle left me with intermittent power for about four days, so I was a little behind this month. I partially made up for that by doing a single person pinup, and Maxima won (or lost) the draw this time. Enjoy the special version with guest art direction from J...

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Grrl Power #923 - Telling pause much?

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My first draft of this page had a nonomatopoeia in panel 5 that said "TELLING PAUSE?" but I decided you guys are smart enough to figure that out without the hand holding. Love me some nonomatopoeias though. It was a tough call. I wound up using it for the page title instead, cause I got to call it something a...

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Grrl Power #922 - After action flippancy

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Cora and Dabbler obviously have some shared history and sense of humor. Dabbler tries to not fly her "I'm an alien sex demon intergalactic woman of mystery and mayhem" TOO high while she's on Earth, but sometimes it slips out. And if you're thinking "Really? Cause she does lots of sex stuff." Remember that she doesn't orgy the team com...

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Grrl Power #921 - Watergate-SG1

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Before you go scrambling to google, "obstroculous" is a word Mrs. Slocombe of "Are You Being Served" made up. Based on context, it means "obstructive" or "being difficult" as in a person, not like a math problem. There is a word, "Obstropulous" meaning "noisy or rough, especially in resisting restraint or control," and arguably, Mrs. S...

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Grrl Power #920 - Hench 'ya later!

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I guess HenchWench vividly described her plans to Maxima during the side-flash to Super-super max, otherwise how did Max know she was assuming it would be co-ed?

Okay, so here's a question. If Henchwench's powers only work with supervillains, her ability to gain powers from someone makes her a reliable supervillain detector, righ...

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Grrl Power #919 - Objection!

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I like how it's the act of merely stamping a printout of the LLC filing that takes away HenchWench's powers. Although, using devil/fae rules, Arianna probably had to sign the line under the stamp before it affected her. Normally, someone would have to actually submit the suspended form with whatever office deals with that stuff for it ...

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Grrl Power #918 - Ghost fight!

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I didn't really have any idea how this fight was going to end when I introduced HenchWench, but a lot of you were like "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if..." and I agreed. So yeah, I'm super telegraphing the next page, and I apologize in advance if Arianna doesn't use super proper lawyer speak, but hopefully you guys will be amused anyway.<...

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