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WELCOME! // WELCOME BACK!!

Welcome to 2023: It's a crazy world where cars still can't fully drive themselves and there's only been 2 Avatar movies.

We have some new patrons in here and we've almost cracked 3,000! That's very exciting and I am definitely looking to pack the Meat Family room with as many as you as I can. I have made some personal milestones for my content and my patreon so let's keep growing and see how we do!

Because of that, I want to give all of you lovely people, with wallets, a feeling t...

Help Me Make A Video!!!

I'm looking for 4 patrons to be a part of a video I'm making. More details to come if you get chosen, but you need to be okay with being on a call with me and also submitting a picture of yourself.

The Video: There's a killer on the loose, was it you? Maybe. That's something I'll have to find out. Come riff, deny, and place blame on someone else!

Rules: Just one comment please per person. We will randomly select 4. Gonna select patrons by this Fri...

Animation Tutorial 1!: How to make a person take a shit!

Hey hey everyone!

Dropping the first animation tutorial here for patrons $5 and up! Please let me know in the comments on other things you would like explained as well in the animation process! 

I will also be doing a tutorial on script writing and just going over scripts ive written before and where the ideas came from!

Have a great holiday everybody and enjoy!

P.S. Attached animation files below if you end up getting t...

What Was Your Favorite Toon of 2022?

Your choices are based on responses to the previous posts that people were saying they liked. Might use this data for a breakdown video, so please vote!

Also, if you feel like there was one that should've been on this list, comment it down below!!!

Truth me harder, daddy.

I want to hear from the financial lifeblood of my channels!

What did you like?

What were some of your favorite cartoons on Meatcanyon this year?

What were some of the most entertaining videos on Papa Meat?

Bonus points and forehead kisses if you give me a top 3 for both and tell me why. Let's see those lists!!!

The Year Is Ending, Everything is Slowly Dying.

2022 is almost wrapped up. Looking like we might have one last toon come out before December closes.

So, I was wondering what were some of your favorite toons on the channel that we did this year?

Also for the wonderful beautiful children that watch both channels -- we tried a lot of stuff on the Papa Meat channel, what did ya like?

All of your feedback is appreciated and will give me things to mull over while I'm thinking about being another year older and the end of the wo...

A Little Birdie Told Me....

That the next sticker would be a beacon of free speech. A troubled genius with too much on his mind.

This Christmas, I give you: Elon Musk.                  
Fill your laptop, water bottle, or fridge with the holiday spirit of the Musk Man.

Make sure you are signed up for the $5 tier or higher to receive an Elon sticker!

Packing will start next week and begin shipping out. The post office...

I am thankful... FOR ALL OF YOU

Hello my Meat little children,

I've been spending time with my biological family this weekend (gross) so I'm a little late on this, but I wanted to say thank you so much for supporting me.

There are some of you that have been with me since the start. There are the Monster Lab truthers, the Lonely Pandemic Leeches, and recent newcomers (welcome!).

You have seen me with long hair, short -- shaved. Through it all, we have laughed, cringed, and cried. I've gone to war with the t...

November Stickers On The Way!

Just dropped off the stickers at the post office and they will get to them tomorrow. Expect the stickers to arrive in the next few days!

NOVEMBER SPICE STICKER

Starbucks may have given up on Pumpkin Spice with other, less than, seasonal products (Looking at you, Peppermint Mocha) but we are not doing that in our household! 

The sticker this month for all of the Meaty Middle Children and First Borns is the Pumpkin Spice Girl! 

Make sure you're signed up for this sticker so you can embrace Fall the right way.

Updates to come when these ship out so stay tuned!!!

Tell Me Children, What Do You See?

Make sure you vote!

....for my stuff. What, is there something else going on?

Alright, Bitches

Who thinks they had the spookiest Halloween?

Let's hear it.

OCTOBER STICKER UPDATE

Hey all,

Just wanted to let you know that your October stickers are still on their way. Have no fear. We had a little issue, but they are getting worked on as we speak!

Your kissing Tates will be there soon.

Hope everyone has a good weekend!

MY DAGON TRANSFORMATION!

Here's a timelapse video of how I took on my fishy form!

Thank you again to @Cig Neutron for doing the awesome prosthetics! Go check out the other cool stuff he has done on his Instagram. 

If you haven't watched it yet, here is my Dagon Movie Review, the best Worst B Horror Film of all time.

#IMBOCA 

Halloween Movies Week 1:

My movie recommends with Wendigoon video went up this weekend. 

FOLK HORROR BABY

 Have you gotten a chance to take a look and watch some of the movies?

What are we watching? What has surprised you in a good/bad way?

Should Wendigoon and I kiss next time I see him?

GIVE ME ANSWERS.

Movie Night: Postponed

Hey everyone,

I am postponing movie night tonight to next week. Only reason is I didn't get a lot of response on the previous post and I know there are a fair amount of you who want to attend. And, we had a good showing the first time around.

I was traveling out of town this week so I wasn't able to post on here and give you guys some notice so that may be the reason for the lack of response. So, I think the best thing to do is to just move it to next week (forreal). 2022-09-09 22:47:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Meat Movie Night: Resident Evil: Apocalypse

WE'RE BACK.

I have drank my gatorade and recovered. Now it is time to get back to the action.

Tomorrow, this Friday, at 8:30 Central Time we will be watching a movie.

I will drop a link on Patreon and in the discord.

We are going to be watching Resident Evil: Apocalypse on Netflix and watch partying through Hearo, so it will require a netflix sign on and from there, you will be viewing along with us, even if you show up late!<...

Movie Night Update: Sick :/

Hey all, I'm really sorry about this, but I am not feeling too hot today. It started yesterday, was supposed to do something with friends and didn't end up doing that either. I don't know if it's the allergies or the Texas heat or what. 

But yeah, don't think movie night is happening tonight. 

I wanted to let you know. I'm sorry on the late notice and we will still do one very soon.

I'll let you know if anything changes.

Love you. Take your allergy pills.

MEAT MOVIE NIGHTS ARE BACK!!

Okay, sorry it didn't go through last week, but I got caught up doing some stuff.

This SATURDAY (Sept 3rd) around 8:30 PM Central Time

we will be watching a moooooooooovieeeeeeeee!

What are we going to watch? I don't know yet. But! I will tell you that we are going to be using Hearo again, I think that worked alright, so if you don't have it, download it. And based off the poll, I will be choosing a movie off of Netflix.

To watch, you'll have to sign in to your account...

Movie Night Streaming Poll (Pls Vote

Sorry about all the polls. But I want to hear from the Meat Community!

IF we were to do a movie night again and for going forward, what streaming sites do you all have? I need to see because it might help choosing the movies we watch.

Movie Night this Friday...? Haha, Unless...?

Still deciding on a movie and how we're going to do it platform-wise but what do you think? Shall we movie?

Search your Heart

Who do you want? I'm trying to see something

Your Luck Rests in the Heart of the Cards

The Flavortown sticker just got sent out this month. So be on the lookout for that. Wanted to give you all a little update on what's coming next. Since the DBZ stickers got messed up, we are going to instead do a mystery-box style for THESE!

That's right, you will get 1 of 3 different yugi card stickers, true to size.

Will you get the ultimate monster card Dan Schneider, King of Feet?

Flame Man With Sword, perhaps?

Or will you cream your pants like Kaiba when you open ...

AI Outtakes

Got some more outtakes for you beautiful, fleshy, Jonah Hill's out there. Laugh today because one day AI will overtake us all.

Smash or Pass Outtakes

Pussies and Butts Vol.2

Let me know who I forgot to do and maybe we'll do this again!

The Smash or Pass Youtube doesn't want you to see!

We were too sexual for Ol' Susan. So you freaks get it. Here it is, in all its graphic, uncensored beauty. The Kubrick Cut. 

Be prepared to see pussies and butts.

18+

Viewer Beware.

Yugi Outtakes

It's time to DUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU-watch these outtakes.

Comment what cartoon gave you your biggest sexual awakening.

THANK YOU!

To everyone that watched the Wailing with us! I think it was a success and I had a good time. I hope you all did too. That movie is always a good time, twists and turns and it just always looks so great.

I think this was a first time viewing for a lot of you and I hope you enjoyed it!

I saw a lot of you interacting in chat and we exceeded the amount I was expecting for the first watch party! 

So thank you thank you thank you. Can't wait for the next one.

Love you ...

Wailing One Hour Warning!

Watch party starts soon for the wailing! Will comment below the link to join and also drop in discord. See you all there.

I Need a Hearo(s)!

It's almost time to gather in the Meat family room and watch the Wailing (this Friday). But before we do that I want to do one solid test. For the first movie watch party I'm planning to use this service (Hearo) where we can all watch together. 

You just need to download Hearo and make a simple account and be good to go. If you do it now, it'll save time for the Wailing watch. 

But I also want to do a dry run tomorrow with as ...