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HERE ARE YOUR MID-MONTH KNIGHTS! <3

Third generation Telestic Knights can get really, really big, it turns out. 💜

Don't forget to vote for February's content if you haven't already! 

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN FEBURARY?

Well, for one month, we did it. We achieved that 20 Patron goal and got you some ALIENS on the poll for January's content. We've since fallen below that threshold again, and so I must regretfully give the ALIENS option the chop so that there aren't so many poll options that every month ends in a three-way tie. 

Let me know what you'd like to see instead, and I'll be back sometime on or just before the 20th with those KNIGHTS you requested for the mid-month piece. See you soon! ( b ...

ALIENS!! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!

For one glorious, glorious month, we briefly made it over 20 Patrons, which meant that you guys got an extra option on the monthly poll: ALIENS! Meet the Bruss. 💜

The Bruss are a long-lived, spacefaring species who love to solve problems, both through technological mastery and also through ritualised violence. They're a deeply competitive bunch, but after rendering three quarters of their population destitute and almost destroying their home planet for the sake of needless profit a f...

SO HEY IT'S GONNA BE THE NEW YEAR IN LIKE A WEEK

That's fucked up. It was December 3rd like yesterday. Don't like that. 

Anyway. First of all, there's currently a four-way tie for second place on the January poll, so if you haven't voted yet because you don't think your vote will make a difference or whatever, let me assure you that it absolutely will. Otherwise I'm just gonna roll a d4 and you get what you get for mid-month. 

Secondly, thanks so much for all of your support this year! I appreciate you guys a ...

IT'S MID-MONTH! HERE'S A NEW MONSTER. <3

You've heard of putting your head in a lion's mouth, now get ready for... whatever this is, lmao. 

This is J'ray, affectionately nicknamed "Jerry" or "Gray" depending on who you talk to. He's a university buddy of Nammu et al. who didn't quite manage to study hard enough to actually get the PhD. Totally could have got the PhD, definitely smart enough to get the PhD; he just found himself with other priorities after he'd started the thing and didn't put the work in...

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN JANUARY?

For the first time ever, we've got a sixth option! Go nuts, folks. 

You know the drill; first place gets the full colour exclusive, second place is a lineart-only piece that gets posted everywhere. Let me know what you want to see! 

Thanks for your support, everyone. 💜

IT'S TIME FOR KNIGHTS <3

This is Vince! He doesn't have a steady partner, but he's a popular guy with soft hands and lots of friends! I'm sure he'd love to be your friend, too. 💜

The monthly poll will be going up in a moment, and for the first time ever, we're at 20 Patrons! Which means you're getting a sixth poll option: ALIENS! Enjoy that. 👽

I'll see you guys mid-month with those MONSTERS you ordered. ( b ._.)b 

HERE'S YOUR MID-MONTH MONSTER. <3

Jackie and Roo are back again! Enjoy. 💜

OH FUCK WE'RE OVER 20 PATRONS.

Holy shit. We finally made it to 20 Patrons. I can't believe it. 

Those of you who have been here since the beginning may remember a promise I made back then, namely that if we get to 20 Patrons, I will add an extra option to the monthly poll: ALIENS! 

And we've done it! Thanks so much, everyone! I don't know how long it'll last, but if we're still over 20 Patrons come December, I'll be sure to add ALIENS as a sixth option to the poll for January's conte...

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN DECEMBER?

You know the drill, let me know what you want next month! You've got two weeks to get your votes in. <3

As always, first place gets the full-colour exclusive, second place gets the mid-month lineart piece that will be posted publicly. Thanks so much for being so patient this month while I got caught up after a big delay! ( b ._.)b 

THANKS FOR BEING SO PATIENT! HERE'S THOSE KNIGHTS YOU VOTED FOR. <3

I don't know what their names are but they're like 300 years old and have been Commonlaw Husbands for most of that time. <3 

I'll see you at the weekend with the mid-month MONSTERS you also asked for! Don't forget to vote for December's content when the poll goes up in a moment! ( b ._.)b 

GOOD NEWS! I'M HOME!

I'll be getting to work on the exclusive piece ASAP. It's still absolutely going to be late, but rest assured that it is coming, lmao. 

See you soon! 

NOVEMBER'S EXCLUSIVE IS GOING TO BE LATE!

Just so y'all know! 

This isn't for no reason, obviously. I'd much rather get it done and posted on time! However, the people in my town are absolutely obsessed with fireworks and we have not one but two massive fireworks shows here in the run-up to November 5th, and so I will be going away with the dog to hide at my mother's house until that shit is over and done with. 

I'm going to aim to get the exclusive out before the 15th so that it doesn't eat into the ti...

IT'S MID-MONTH! HERE'S A KNIGHT. <3

It's been a while since we had a KNIGHT in this house, lmao.  

Upon heading back to your dorm after a long evening, you stumble across your good friend Henry who, once again, seems to have got into something he shouldn't have. 

Silly Henry; looks like you're going to have to help him out again. 💜

Don't forget to vote in the poll for November's content if you haven't already! See you in a couple of weeks, folks. ( b ._.)b 

OH SHIT THE POLL.

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT IN NOVEMBER.

IT'S OCTOBER! HAVE A MONSTER (AND HIS FRIEND.)

Jackie, as you might remember from last month, was made in a lab and subsequently turned loose when the lab went under. He now lives and works at a queer bar with his best friend Roo (actually Rupert, but nobody calls him that. Just call him Roo.) 

They're very close. <3 

See you in a week or two for the mid-month piece! It was actually a tie for second place between ROBOTS and BIKERS so I'm just gonna toss a coin before I start drawing and you get what you get, lmao....

HERE'S SOME MID-MONTH BIKERS <3

Enjoy these frisky boys. 💜

Don't forget to vote in September's poll if you haven't already and I'll see you next month for the exclusive! 

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN OCTOBER?

Let me know! You guys have been pretty crazy about monsters for the last few months, huh. 

Don't forget that you can comment if you want to add some context/detail to go with your vote, I'd really appreciate it! Thanks again for all of your support and I'll see you soon with the mid-month piece. <3 

YOU ASKED FOR MONSTERS IN SEPTEMBER!

So here's a new one! This is Jackie. He was made in a lab and he's the only one of his kind - which is to say, he's the only one that actually worked. The lab is gone and the company that ran it is dissolved, so he's a free man now and he can go where he wants and even wear shorts if he wants to! 

Smoking is a bad habit that he picked up a while ago, but now he has friends who care about him he's doing his best to quit. <3 

Don't forget to vote for October's content w...

AH SHIT THE MID-MONTH PIECE

Woke up in a cold sweat at about 5 o'clock this morning because I realised I'd finished the mid-month piece and then completely forgot to post it. Whoops! Here it is. Enjoy the big boy you asked for. 

Get yourself a friend who has a footstool to kneel on just so he can fuck you comfortably. 💜

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN SEPTEMBER?

The poll's got a few days shorter of a run this month due to my being behind schedule with the exclusive, so make sure you get in and tell me what you want next month ASAP! As always, comments are encouraged! 

Also, here's a casual, no-pressure reminder that if we get to 20 Patrons, I will make good on my promise to add ALIENS to the poll options. I want to draw XCOM porn for you guys so it would make me very happy if that happened. ( b ._.)b

See you in a week with your KNIGH...

THANKS FOR WAITING! HERE'S ANOTHER NEW FRIEND FOR THE MONSTERS WITH PhDs.

This is Sevinter! He's Harron's best friend. They've been buddies since they were both youngsters. 💜 He's very smart and pretty, and his abs only show when he flexes. ( b ._.)b 

Thanks for being so patient while I finished this, everybody. There's KNIGHTS coming for your mid-month piece and hopefully they'll materialise on time. 

THE AUGUST PIECE IS GOING TO BE LATE LMAO

Apologies for this, but I'm having a bad Brain Difficulty™ this week that has made it very difficult to get the piece done in a timely manner. It's coming, it's definitely coming, but it's going to be a day or two behind schedule and will materialise sometime before the 15th. 

Please continue to be patient while I get this thing finished to a standard I'd be happy to share with you. Thanks! ( b ._.)b 

HERE'S THOSE JUST SOME REGULAR HUMAN DUDES <3

Team Valor this, Team GO Rocket that; what about Team Friends With Benefits? 

Don't forget to vote for August's content if you haven't already and I'll see you in a couple of weeks! ( b ._.)b 

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN AUGUST? LET ME KNOW!

It's time to vote! As always, the No.1 spot gets the full colour exclusive, while the No.2 result gets the mid-month lineart piece that will be posted publicly. Leave a comment with your vote if you want to be specific! ( b ._.)b 

Thanks for continuing to support me! I appreciate you guys a lot. 💜

YOU ASKED FOR NAMMU'S DAD! HERE'S NAMMU'S DAD.

Demons have groupchats as well, it turns out. 💜

Don't forget to vote in the poll - it'll be up in a moment! - for next month's content, and I'll see you around mid-month for those JUST SOME REGULAR HUMAN DUDES that you also asked for. ( b ._.)b 

FAST POLL TIME <3

It's a tie for first place between MONSTERS and JUST SOME REGULAR HUMAN DUDES again this month, so in the interest of fairness I've decided that MONSTERS will get the full colour exclusive this time and the public lineart piece will be JUST SOME REGULAR HUMAN DUDES.

However! I need to ask what you guys want! You've got until the end of Saturday to let me know. Thanks! ( b ._.)b

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYBODY

Here's that Extended Edition™ of this month's full colour exclusive. I'll be getting to work on July's piece tomorrow, but I wanted to get this finished before the end of the month. 💜

I hope everyone's had a happy and safe Pride Month! 

HERE ARE YOUR MID-MONTH MONSTERS!

It's time to meet Harron, Nammu's dad! He's ten thousand years old and has been a Literal Whore™ for almost as long as that. It's the oldest job in the world! He's very good at it. 

So good, in fact, that Mags and Auroch just can't say no when he offers them a ride. 💜

Don't forget to vote for July's content if you haven't already, and I'll see you soon! I'm still working on the Extended Version of the full colour exclusive, but I'm cautiously optimistic that I'll have it...

OH SHIT THE POLL

QUICK, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT IN JULY. ( b ._.)b 

Leave a comment and be more specific when you cast your vote if there are specific characters or scenarios you'd especially like to see! I can't make any promises, but I'll definitely consider them all. 💜

See you in a week and a bit~!