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HWI 365

Hollywood What If Chapter 365

Miramax and Walt Disney were not stupid. The two companies knew that the fourth week of October was not a good schedule to release their movies but it was something that they had to do.

In the first place, the movies they were going to release were not heavy hitters. Sure they invested money in the movies but they were confident that the movies would make money at all.

So putting them in not so not-so-famous schedule was the best thing to do, ...

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HWI 364

Hollywood What If Chapter 364

"Are you excited for Wanted 2?"

"... Hell yeah."

Alexa Nguyen weakly replied while looking at the movie trailer currently airing on the television.

The trailer for Wanted 2 seemed extravagant and impactful. It said that Kazir taught Fremont Smith how to make a compelling trailer by showing him his formula.

There was something about Director Grey's trailers that compelled the audience to watch the movie. Since then, Art Professor...

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HWI 363

Hollywood What If Chapter 363

"Happy birthday, Kazir!"

Angelina hugged her boyfriend and kissed him. Happy for the small celebration she prepared for him.

Kazir shrugged and sat down. A cake with his age, and a candle with the number of 35, implying his age.

He knew damn well that he was getting old. Still, he was happy for the life he had. He already experienced being old and this was basically his season 2 becoming 35 years old.

In his past life, his 35th bi...

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HWI 362

Hollywood What If Chapter 362

Dan Schneider. Quite a famous person in the industry. Although two decades later, his fame would be turned into notoriety.

You see, Dan Schneider was facing some allegations. Alleged sexual misconduct, and gender discrimination, many of them were underage.

Dan Schneider was a tyrant in the set but since he had high status in Nickelodeon, he was protected for quite some time. Until the #MeToo movement started, that was the start of his allegati...

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Poll for Kazir's wife, the finale.

So yeah, I'm here to make a poll regarding Kazir's possible next relationship and maybe a permanent one. I will respect your decision so please don't be afraid to vote. Really, I want to read the majority of your opinion.

If you vote for Angelina Jolie, then this will be the last time I will make a poll regarding their relationship and Angelina will be the end game. She will be the wife.

If you choose another actress, then the said actress will be the endgame.

I will not ...

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HWI 361

Hollywood What If Chapter 361

Kazir thought about it seriously and he had an idea of which of the three movies would Blue Sky Studio would accept.

Blue Sky Studio was a company, not a charity. Its priority was to make money. Obviously, Blue Sky Studio would prefer Kung Fu Panda and Cars as their second movie.

Wall-E seemed promising but its profitability was too weak compared to the two.

Kazir stepped into the elevator, knowing how the conversation would happen. He was...

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HWI 360

Hollywood What If Chapter 360

"Congratulations, director."

"Ah? Yes, thank you."

Kazir confusingly nodded as he entered the building of Blue Sky Studio. This was his first time going to this place so he was confused when the security guard congratulated him. He was not even sure what the guard was congratulating him about.

'Is he talking about Pirates Of The Caribbean? Or perhaps The Equalizer?'

Kazir was not sure.

Both movies made a lot at the bo...

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HWI 359


Hollywood What If Chapter 359

"Harvey, what do you think of Kazir Grey?"

"Kazir? That fucking bastard deserves a place in hell! I hate him to the bones!"

"Yeah, thought so. But you can't deny that he has an amazing imagination. His talent in script writing is one of the factors why he's the most sought director."

"Tch, yeah, and what about it."

"Have you... Do you think Kazir can make a story meant for children?"

"Most of his works were action, dark mys...

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HWI 358


Hollywood What If Chapter 358

American Wedding and The Equalizer had their premieres happen on the same day.

They were both mid-budget movies, and both movies also had a budget of $55 million.

The production budget for movies kept increasing and $55 million was now considered mid-budget for movies. A decade ago, $55 million was already a huge amount for making a movie.

After a week of screening, American Wedding grossed $49.75 milli...

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HWI 357

Hollywood What If Chapter 357

"Why do bad things keep happening to us? Why!?"

Ronald Meyer couldn't help but ask himself, gritting his teeth in anger and disappointment. He was angry that their big movies this year were sniped by their rivals, losing them the chance to make more money.

This year, Ronald could already predict their status in the ranking. Universal Pictures would be the lowest in the Big Six.

Sony-Colombia already had steady franchises to make m...

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HWI 356

Hollywood What If Chapter 356

[Note: I never watched any of The Equalizer so I didn't add the summary. And I also have 6 chapters of HWI to go.]

Sean William Scott stood in front of the audience of SNL(Saturday Night Live).

He was telling jokes and his delivery was on point, the audience liked it very much.

He was a guest this time, trying to promote the movie he was in. Sean knew that their movie might lose this time but there was nothing wrong with trying.

Besi...

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HWI 355

Hollywood What If Chapter 355

"I don't know if we are lucky or not."

Ronald Meyer of Universal Pictures sighed as he looked at the data they gathered.

Universal was happy that The Equalizer changed its release to August, giving Johnny English time to breathe... However, their expectations were met with disappointment.

Johnny English was released on July 18, starring Rowan Atkinson.

"July 18..." He weakly muttered.

The Equalizer changed its release but Johnn...

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HWI 354


Hollywood What If Chapter 354



In a dark small hall, Daenerys Targaryen slowly walked, approaching the three small chained dragons. 


The three dragons squealed adorably, like kittens, excited to see their mother. 


Daenerys extended her hand to touch them.


"Cut--! Pack your things, today's Jon is over!"


Kazir announced and the studio that currently looked like a dungeon started g...

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HWI 353


[I decided to delete all of the pictures for RDD and TOFD. Patreon has started deleting accounts that post NSFW pictures. So just to be safe, I decided to delete all of the pictures even if some of them are not NSFW. Too bad because some of those pictures are quite "artistic". They are made by an AI image generator though.] 



Hollywood What If Chapter 353



The first weekend of Bad Boys II grossed $46.52 million. The movie w...

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HWI 352

Hollywood What If Chapter 352

Some of the females in the audience squealed as Jay Leno showed Kazir's topless pictures. In these pictures, Kazir was walking on the beach while wearing sunglasses.

Kazir chuckled, slightly blushing, embarrassed about it.

"I actually don't know how tabloids found those pictures. At that time, the production took a break so I decided to go to the beach and have some fun. They probably took those pictures while I was on break."

He casually ...

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HWI 351

[I decided not to add a summary for Pirates Of The Caribbean since I didn't change anything. If you're interested, you can watch the movie instead. I watched the franchise up to Strangers Tide but I'm clueless after that. By the way, my favorite is At World's End. The third movie is probably the best one.] 


Hollywood What If Chapter 351



"Ah yes, my hat kept falling because of the strong wind. The pirate hat was made of leather at first but the crew decided to ch...

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HWI 350

Hollywood What If Chapter 350



The use of digital cameras was getting famous and most production studios prefer to use these cameras instead of old cameras that needed film reels to record videos. 


Digital cameras only needed SD cards or DVD discs, but SD card was a popular method. 


Of course, Kazir immediately followed these changes since he knew that digital cameras would dominate the industry and people who used traditional cameras and film ree...

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HWI 349

Hollywood What If Chapter 349

"What we see here is Director Grey's trailer for Wanted, released in 2000. I want to hear your opinion regarding this trailer. Does it have an effect on the $1 billion box office of Wanted, or not?"

The Professor ended the cliff, he was teaching filmmaking to the students of California Institute Of Arts.

A female student raised her hand, knowing that the Professor loved it whenever a student actively participated in the class. She was actuall...

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HWI 348

Hollywood What If Chapter 348

The Matrix Reloaded basically dominated the latter two weeks of May. There were no profitable movies at that time.

The Big Six were smart to understand that facing something as powerful as The Matrix Reloaded would be bad for their business.

The Matrix Reloaded had a promising result and the Big Six decided not to release their movies close to Matrix Reloaded because their movies would badly be affected by Matrix Reloaded.

So within th...

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HWI 347

Hollywood What If Chapter 347



Kazir stepped out of his expensive car, he was alone. Erica and his new bodyguard Anderson were not with him. To be honest, he was still not comfortable with having people around him, following him. 


He looked at the bar that he usually visited whenever he wanted to relax. This bar was famous for having a nice atmosphere, and jazz music playing softly while he was savoring the taste of alcohol. 


He entered the bar an...

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HWI 346

Hollywood What If Chapter 346




"No, but I also know that their superheroes have better status than us... Especially when we sell the adaptation rights of our superheroes." Stan gave Kazir a side eye and Kazir kept his smile...


Grey Pictures acquired a lot of superheroes from Marvel almost a decade ago. 


20th Century Fox had X-Men and Fantastic Four. 


New Line Cinema had Blade. 


Sony-Colombia had Spider-Man. 
...

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HWI 345

Hollywood What If Chapter 345



X-Men was the second successful franchise that Marvel Comics experienced. 


Blade was released in 1998 and it was a box office hit. Perhaps the success of Blade at the box office started the hype regarding the vampire genre. 


The movie starred Wesley Snipes as Blade.


'... Speaking of Wesley Snipes, the actor tried to audition for the role of Robert McCall, the protagonist of The Equalizer.'


Kazir...

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HWI 344

Hollywood What If Chapter 344



Grey Pictures might have a hard time this year. Although the revenue that returned to the company was huge, their expenditure this year was also huge. 


"We have two methods. Find an investor, or take a loan."


Stella said. 


The difference between the Big Six and Grey Pictures was their foundation. Unlike the Big Six which could afford to make a failed movie, Grey Pictures would suffer if one of their movies...

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HWI 343

Hollywood What If Chapter 343



"So what's our agenda this year?"


Ronald Meyer started the first quarterly meeting this year. Ronald Meyer was the CEO of Universal Pictures and his management was amazing. 


He was the one who pushed the plan of making The Mummy. Now, The Mummy has become one of their most profitable franchises. 


He was also the one who convinced Spielberg to direct Jurassic Park. The movie was based on a novel but Univers...

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HWI 342

Hollywood What If Chapter 342



"Wow.... Keira you are really lucky to be part of this movie! I can't believe you see something sexy every day!"


The young woman slightly licked her lips while looking at a tent, where Kazir was sitting on his chair, topless. 


"Susan, stop your inappropriate thoughts. This is a serious job."


Keira Knightley sighed as she heard her personal assistant. Her assistant was good and attentive, her only downside was h...

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HWI 341

Hollywood What If Chapter 341



"Hello, this is Emilia Clarke, right?"


"Yes, sir. That's me." She recognized the voice. It was the average guy. 


"You pass. You can go to the Grey Pictures building tomorrow to ask for an inquiry. They will tell you what to do."


"E- Excuse me, sir? I pass the audition." She was surprised as she wiped her soup-glistened lips. 


"Yeah."


"T- Thank you, sir! Thank you so much."


...

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HWI 340

Hollywood What If Chapter 340



Emilia Clarke was a bit surprised that the crew took the importance of someone like her, a nobody. She didn't have any past work to include in her resume. Thankfully, her appearance seemed to fit the role the crew was looking for.


They gave her scenarios to perform. She read a portion of the script and did her best acting. She found that the guy in the middle seemed to have an interest in her. He kept asking her and telling her to do stu...

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HWI 339

Hollywood What If Chapter 339



Kazir took a look at the list of actresses and their information... Some of them didn't have their pictures which was a bit disappointing. 


'... How can an actress apply for a job but hide her face or not put a picture in her resume at all?'


"Excuse me, some of the actresses didn't have pictures. Why is that?" 


Kazir could easily identify the woman if he could see her image. After all, Kazir had a strong v...

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Game Of Thrones Poll

So I decided to do a poll about Daenerys. Emilia Clarke is still 17 years old as of 2003. I can change her age to 18 so that she can be cast but I still want to hear your opinions regarding this. So I list three actresses that can fit Daenerys' appearance. 


Sienna Miller:




She starred in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. 


Rachel Weisz:




She starred in The Mummy, Constantine, The Lovely Bones, etc. 


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HWI 338

Hollywood What If Chapter 338

Lucas Knox was a worker from the production management of NBC. He was 42 years old this year but he already lost his hair and went full bald instead.

NBC was one of the biggest TV Networks in the country and they were eager to find promising shows to fill their missing time slot. One of their shows was going to end this year and they were looking for another show to take over the time slot.

There was a rumor that Grey Pictures was filming a p...

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