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RDD 122

RDD 122



We entered the cinema and had fun. We munched popcorn while watching the animation about chickens... Sophia actually cried when one of the chickens was killed. 


"Wwuuwuuuwuu, I don't want that to happen to my chickens and ducks! Dajjy, you have to pwomise me that you will never stew our chickens and ducks! Wuuwuuwuwu!"


"..."


I didn't know how to respond. Because I actually thought of turning one of the...

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HWI 105

Hollywood What If Chapter 105



When Kazir heard that 20th Century Fox was interested in making a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite, he already expected that they would ask him to be the director or the scriptwriter. 


Since Kazir didn't have any idea about the outcome of the movie, he decided to take responsibility for the script instead. He was evading possible failure and it was not a bad thing to do. 


For a person like him, hi...

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HWI 104

Hollywood What If Chapter 104



Kazir received a message that he had to use a limousine to enter the red carpet. It seemed that 20th Century Fox wanted to make everything grand. Kazir had to agree then.


"Napoleon Dynamite didn't have a red carpet last time, so they are probably trying to make up for it."


Well, no one expected that a $500 thousand movie could generate over $250 million. 


When Kazir's moment to sh...

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HWI 103

Hollywood What If Chapter 103



Filming in the US was much easier than in France. At least this was their turf and they speak their own language. 


The only scenes they need to shoot in the US was the first part of the movie. 


'There is one action scene but it's not that difficult to shoot.'


Now that most of the scenes were already shot and they still have $5 million in their budget, Kazir had a better time ...

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RDD 121

RDD 121



I remember when my grandma told us that they have two horses in the province. They love those horses and they were part of the family... 


But because my grandfather decided to start a life in Manila, they didn't have a choice but sell the two horses. They sell it to their relatives because they knew that they would take care of the two horses. 


My grandfather actually cried when he sold them, that was what my gran...

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TOFD 466

Lucky 466



Calix and the others returned to Dellia with dark expressions.


Marianne was on his back, unconscious. She pushed herself to the limit and acquired her 3rd Term Attribute. Now, she was very tired and snuggled closer to Calix. Her breathing scalded Calix's ear. But the man didn't have the time to appreciate the beauty. Calix was too depressed. 


As for Scarlett, she looked tired as well. She fought countless zombies and...

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RDD 120

RDD 120



Curiosity. 


Mainly the reason why the customers bought our new menu-- Cheeseburger. 


Even though the dish was new and we didn't have any pictures to show, the customers still bought the cheeseburgers. To the point that the cheeseburgers were sold before 11:30 am. It was gone so fast. 


The cooking of a cheeseburger was not that different from cooking a burger. Santiago just has to put the chee...

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HWI 102

Hollywood What If Chapter 102



"Next."


Kazir called for the next person. Right now, Kazir was interviewing every person who passed Salvatore's qualifications. 


Kazir was looking for an assistant who would help him with almost everything... Well, he needed an assistant to keep his life going. 


These past two years, Kazir did nothing but work and work hard. He didn't have the time to think about anything.&nb...

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HWI 101

Hollywood What If Chapter 101



The filming restarted. To escape the eyes of the reporters and media, the crew decided to film the indoor scenes first. 


Just as Salvatore Barlowe promised, the news gradually subsided and no one heard about the incident again. 


Many reporters and paparazzi left and only a few remain. They were those who were interested in the movie, probably from Time Warner and News Corporation. 

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HWI 100

Hollywood What If Chapter 100


[Author's Note: 100 chapters? Let's go--!]


Kazir faced the reporters. He knew that most of their questions were shitty and mostly for the purpose of pissing him off. 


They wanted to see Kazir make a ruckus. Unfortunately, Kazir answered their questions without showing any nervousness or anger. It was flawless as if he was not afraid of the media. 


'The media can make trouble and spread ...

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TOFD 465

Lucky 465



I just shit my pants~


It was diarrhea~


I thought it was a fart, turns out a diarrhea~


"Who the fuck plays that kind of stupid song?"


Calix clicked his tongue. He was gently carrying Marianne on his back. 


Together with Nikki, Calix returned to the border but the scene was much worst than they thought. It was destruction. It felt like the place was run by a stampede o...

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RDD 119

RDD 119



So does my everyday life boring and bland as fuck? Well, sorry to say this but this was the normal life of a working adult. 


Six times a day, we were going to spend all of the time doing our jobs. Sometimes the jobs were fun but most of the time it was repetitive and boring. 


That was the truth. The life of a working adult was like this and it was impossible to break this pattern unless he resigned his job. Unfort...

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HWI 99

Hollywood What If Chapter 99



The car was burning and the professionals from the pyrotechnics team immediately stepped in and stopped the car from exploding. 


A few minutes later, an ambulance showed up and took the man. 


The crew became silent and didn't know what to do. 


"... Let's end the work for today. I want everyone to keep quiet and this accident!"


Kazir yelled at the people. ...

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HWI 98

Hollywood What If Chapter 98



"That woman... She's good."


Scarlett Johansson bit her nail as she watched Eva Green's performance. 


"She's only acting weak and drugged but she did it with a class. I wonder if she really did drugs, fufu." 


She giggled but she stopped when she realized that Kazir Grey was looking at her. Kazir gestured for Scarlett to be quiet by putting his finger on his lips. 

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TOFD 464

Lucky 464



"Mother..."


That was the first thing Toshi Densetsu muttered when she saw the woman in the water capsule. She just felt like she was her mother, was it because of the emotions she was having? She didn't know. 


Right now... Her heart was burning with hatred. 


She put her palm on the cold glass capsule and glared at the unconscious Esmeralda. 


"Why did you give birth to me? W...

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TOFD 463

Lucky 463



Toshi Densetsu grew up without knowing her parents. She was already a slave when she had a thought. She just knew that her family was from the Royal Family of Hulian, the High Elves. 


While growing up, she was protected by her two siblings. They were good brother and sister, and despite their status of being slaves, they did their best to give Toshi a good life. 


Unfortunately, their lives didn't get better. It ...

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RDD 118

RDD 118



[Mission: Earn 100 thousand pesos within a month!]


[Rewards: 10 points and cheeseburger recipe.]


[Mission Complete!]


That was the notification I received after I accomplished earning 100 thousand pesos. It made me happy for the fact in just less than a month, I made that amount. That was very impressive for a small-time like me. 


I never had any experience in running a business. I was ...

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RDD 117

RDD 117



We decided to open a separate bank account for the business. To make sure that he would clear understanding of the money that coming in and out of the account. 


As for the remaining 57 thousand pesos that my wife received from her parents, it was still in my bank account. We spent quite a lot of money on renovating the shop. Furthermore, we bought some things for the house too. 


My wife and I thought of opening a ...

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HWI 97

Hollywood What If Chapter 97



Scarlett Johansson had a good performance. Even though she didn't have explosive acting that would attract the audience, at least her work was efficient and made the filming crew's job easier. 


Because of that, Kazir's opinion of her became better, a little bit. 


'Scarlett is still a brat, an immature brat.'


"Director Grey, good morning."


"Oh, Eva, you're here...

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HWI 96

Hollywood What If Chapter 96



For a young woman, it was impressive that she was taking this job seriously. She should be at the age where she should play and have fun. 


However, her determination and passion for acting was real. Kazir Grey saw it. Scarlett Johansson was still not professional and she didn't have explosive acting that could attract everyone's attention. But she was surely hardworking... If not for her mischievous side, Kazir mig...

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TOFD 462

Lucky 462



Calix's Fate Reversal Term Attribute had a simple ability, it could alter the status of a being or object. However, this 'status' was too broad. 


If he used his TA on a broken white house, it might return to its opposite status, which was an intact white house. However, there might a small chance that he could alter the white broken house into a black house instead. 


Because of this small possibility, Calix didn...

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HWI 95

Hollywood What If Chapter 95



"Cut! This time, I want to make a certain adjustment."


Kazir Grey didn't use his megaphone since they were inside the yacht. There was no purpose for yelling. 


This yacht was mostly used to shoot movies. It was a yacht specifically made for the purpose of shooting movies. 


Roman Polanski recommended this yacht for them to use. Because of his connection, they rent the yacht for...

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TOFD 461

Lucky 461



Toshi Densetsu. Someone that Calix didn't expect to meet today, at the Demon King's revival. 


On top of that, the woman he was looking for was actually Oni Chichi! He already met Toshi Densetsu, since his first week in Junian. 


What a plot! Seriously, who the fuck thought of this story! Fucking shit!


"DIE! DIE! DIE!"


The woman was screaming hysterically. Like a madwoman who lost...

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RDD 116

RDD 116



The customers received their orders one by one until we reached the last burger. 


"Hm, it's 3:45 pm this time."


Santiago said as he looked at the clock hanging on the wall. To keep us updated on the time, I decided to buy a wall clock and hang it on the wall. 


These past few days, we started working around 7 am. We had to prepare the ingredients within an hour. It was a good thing we have complete...

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RDD 115

RDD 115



Our lives are gradually shaped these days. My wife and I became much more intimate. So much that we wanted to keep ourselves together. 


As for the kids. Sophia is adorable as always. She loves playing around and spending time with her mother and Charlotte. Charlotte, the little girl neighbor, visited at least twice a week to play with Sophia. 


She became Sophia's big sister. Furthermore, she was a good influence o...

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HWI 94

Hollywood What If Chapter 94



Liam Neeson had insurance, obviously. Because of his profession, the insurance company had to make sure that he would be safe in every project he took. 


Because of this, all of the dangerous stunts had to be shot by his stunt double. It was an obvious thing. There were many actors who said that they didn't use a stunt double, and most of them were lying... Unless they were Jackie Chan or Jet Lee. These actors had d...

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HWI 93

Hollywood What If Chapter 93



The woman in front of him was still young. But it didn't change the fact that she was already beautiful. 


However, Kazir was unaffected by the beauty. In fact, at this party, many women gave him flirty gazes. He didn't show any reaction. 


There might be a simple reason as to why. Kazir Grey might be afraid of women, especially beautiful women. He had a hard time trusting them.


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RDD 114

RDD 114



Our first time meeting the Estradiol family quickly ended when the night arrived. Sophia and Charlotte were good friends. 


As for Roman, the kid became sensible lately. He was still addicted to games but he listened to us so we decided to let him have his fun. 


He already apologized to Charlotte. He started treating Charlotte well. Although the girl was still skeptical about Roman's changes. 


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HWI 92

Hollywood What If Chapter 92



Roman Polanski. A famous director. He directed many films and his most famous one was The Pianist. 


However, he was wanted in different countries. He was even wanted in the USA. 


Despite that fact, he fled to Paris and continued his profession as a director. 


Roman Polanski had influence in the French film industry and he invited Kazir Grey to his party because of some re...

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HWI 91

Hollywood What If Chapter 91



Within three months of preparation, Kazir's crew started doing pre-production jobs. 


The people under the Props team started choosing the casts' appearances. This movie was a bit different from the original Taken. Kazir added some Easter eggs for the next movies. Especially for Enzo Park who was the Ninja in this film. 


Enzo only had one scene in the movie, but his appearance should be remarka...

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