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HWI 69

Hollywood What If Chapter 69(Noice)



June 28, 1996. Friday. 


Film companies usually released their movies on Thursday around midnight so it was basically part of Friday. 


When the movies were released and the midnight results showed, film companies would start to plan how they would continue the publicity. After all, publicity was the biggest part of a successful movie. 


Even the Blair Witch Project h...

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TOFD 442

Lucky 442



"Shoujo Ramune, I have heard of you. You're the Hoescar best actress, right?"


Scarlett stared at the woman up and down. Shoujo was wearing a black dress with a short skirt. Her underwear was almost showing and Scarlett could see that it was a red G-string.


"That's right. And I'm Calix's Romoel's girlfriend. We actually have a mansion where we can have sex all we want."


Shoujo crossed her arms. She didn't ...

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RDD 94



RDD 94



"Honey, are you asleep?"


After a whole ass crying earlier, my relationship with Penelope returned to normal. However, I knew that I have to do more to make my wife feel better. 


"..."


She didn't answer.


So my hands gently reached for her and embraced her. 


"Baby, I love you," I whispered behind her ear and I felt her shuddering. 


"... I love you too."


I chuckled because my...

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TOFD 441



Lucky 441



Shoujo Ramune adopted life with Lou Viola and Calix Romoel in her mansion... To be honest, she didn't hate it. 


After knowing that Shoujo Ramune had a foot fetish, Lou and Calix decided to give her what she wanted. The two didn't wear shoes in the mansion. They were barefoot.


Calix even let Shoujo lick his feet. He didn't know how a noblewoman like Shoujo develops a foot fetish.


"Huh? What do you mean? I'm a Beastkin, it's...

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HWI 68

Hollywood What If Chapter 68



[I'm going to be honest, I'm too lazy to write a summary of The Hangover. I prefer writing my own story than writing summaries. So I decided to use the ChatGPT to summarize the movie. A lot of readers recommend ChatGPT to me and I can see why. I still edited and added some parts because I feel like ChatGPT is getting stupider. (I heard that OpenAI was intentionally making it stupider) You can comment down if you want me to write my own ...

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HWI 67

Hollywood What If Chapter 67



The outcome of the press conference was obvious. Kazir made sure that his image was fixed. He answered the questions and proved that he didn't hurt his ex-wife Cassandra Hoecrap. 


The reporters were so active and started going crazy. This was a big scoop! So many people would be interested in the story! As long as the story could bring attention, reporters would cover it. 


An ex-wife lying to ...

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RDD 93



RDD 93



After the day, Charlotte went to her house. She was in a good mood. Perhaps she already forgot what Roman said to her. Kids usually forgot things. They were easy to move on. 


"This son of mine..."


I shook my head. I sat down on the sofa and rest. I need some time to calm down. 


"Where did he get that sharp tongue of his?"


"Why are you even asking something obvious?"


Penelope heard my muttering and s...

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TOFD 440





Lucky 440

The farce that Calix and Shoujo were dating started to get accepted by the masses. After the public realized that the two went to the theme park, they realized that they were compatible.

Some people took pictures and videos. Calix and Shoujo were so sweet, they were smiling and giggling as they have some fun.

It was clear that they love each other. They even kissed!

Many young teenagers squealed because it was cute. Calix was tall and hand...

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TOFD 439

Lucky 439



Quandale and his other friends were looking at Calix. They were waiting for his explanation. 


"I'm curious how did you do it? We are talking about Shoujo Ramune here! She is the Campus Belle, a famous actress! How the fuck did you do it?"


They were staring at him.


"How should I explain it? It just happened, we met, had a conversation, then bam! We became girlfriend and boyfriend."


"B...

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TOFD 438

Lucky 438



The next day, instead of being lay low. More news and articles about Lucky and Shoujo showed up. 


There was even some proof that they were indeed dating. The two were caught by video surveillance cameras in the mall. They were found dating! (Although Lou was actually with them but news press didn't care about her.)


They even found that Lucky took Shoujo to a park. Their faces were caught by the camera. (This was befo...

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RDD 92

RDD 92



"We earned 5,200 pesos. So I think it's time to buy more beef tomorrow. I'll buy 40 kilograms of beef and many ingredients. Dozens of cases of beverages."


I said and the two of them nodded. They realized that they have to work harder tomorrow. Well, I already promised them that they would receive their first salary on Sunday. 


Sunday was the rest day in our country and most companies were usually closed on that day. So ...

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HWI 66

Hollywood What If Chapter 66



"Hah! I wonder how long they can last this farce! In the end, I will get the victory. So many people are sympathizing with me!"


Cassandra roared as she read the notice of the court. She believed that as long as the society sided with her, everything would be fine. 


She just attended another show and many were looking at her with pity and sympathy. They were praying for her. 


C...

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HWI 65

Hollywood What If Chapter 65


[So yeah... I didn't accomplish the 7 chapters today. I only wrote 4 chapters.]


[It's Mother's Day and I treat my Mother and younger brother to Jollibee. It's a famous fast-food restaurant in the Philippines.]


[My Father works overseas in Saudi Arabia, he's a welder, I want to treat him to a nice dinner when he comes back next year. So I told my Father that I love him.]


[Regarding the missing 3 ch...

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HWI 64

Hollywood What If Chapter 64



[I apologize if I can only post one chapter today. If I'm being honest, I'm really in a state of laziness. My brain just wants me to lie down. It tells me to be lazy and watch nonsense YouTube videos instead. And I'm fucking mad at myself. So I will try to write around seven chapters tomorrow... Wish me luck guys.]


"Kazir... I think we have a problem."


Salvatore Barlowe directly went to the editing room...

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RDD 91

RDD 91



The justice system in the Philippines was so fucked up. It was basically true that rich people could get away with almost everything. 


We had a rebel who became a Senator and then started fucking up the administration. 


I was not even joking, a coup happened on July 23, 2003.


300 defectors of the Arm Forces of the Philippines seized Oakwood Premier in Makati. The leader of the defectors became a Se...

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RDD 90

RDD 90



So 30 kilograms of beef cost around 2,800 pesos. Then, I bought other ingredients. So the cost for today was around 3,500 pesos. 


I bought beverages too. It was cheaper than I thought. 


Although I believe as time passed, my expenditure would increase... 


Anyway, the workers helped me to carry the ingredients into the truck. Carrying many things might take me more than an hour if I did it on my...

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HWI 63

Hollywood What If Chapter 63



The movie premiere of Twister was released on May 10, 1996. Unlike Se7en where Kazir didn't have the right to join the red carpet, Warner Bros was generous and gave him his first time attending a red carpet. 


"Haaa, haahh..."


"Reese, you have to calm down. This is not even our movie. We're just guests."


Kazir chuckled as he glanced at the woman next to him. His partner on the red c...

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TOFD 437

Lucky 437



"So are you behaving well now, my little Furry?"


"Yes, Master. Your slave will be a good slave."


Shoujo cuddled next to Calix. She rests her head against his shoulder. Her tails were brushing Calix's skin and it felt so good. 


Calix shrugged and stroked her ears. Shoujo felt ticklish and snuggled closer. She giggled as she savored the after sex. 


After all, once her mind returne...

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Important HWI Poll!

So I have a question about HWI. 


Do you guys want me to start the Assassin+Hitman+Spy Cinematic Universe? 


But I have to start with Taken because it has the lowest production costs and Kazir wanted to keep half of the copyright under his company so he will probably invest in this project. 


The next scenario is that Kazir will make Ted. He will have to get more achievements to start his Cinematic Universe. 


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HWI 62

Hollywood What If Chapter 62



"Kazir, when do you want to start the sequel of Napoleon Dynamite?"


"Tom, you have to chill. We still have to polish the script."


Kazir Grey and Tom Rothman were having a meeting about the sequel of Napoleon Dynamite. 


The 5% box office share was already settled and Kazir received the confirmation from the bank. 


Out of respect to Tom Rothman, Kazir decided to...

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HWI 61

Hollywood What If Chapter 61



"It didn't work..."


Carl Morin sighed as he sat down. He heard the news that the filming of The Hangover and there was no huge incident that happened.


Carl Morin was one of the responsible for calling the Children's Association to keep pestering the shooting. Well, he had a cooperation with the other film companies. 


Unfortunately, when Kazir Grey announced that he has a script tha...

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RDD 89 (R-18)



RDD 89




Okay, let's think about this seriously. The System said that I have to earn 100 thousand pesos. Which means pure profit? Is that right, System?


[System Remarks: That's right.]


"I see..."


So that means that the expenses will not be part of the calculation. 


"Does that mean that the 4500 pesos we earned earlier are pure profit?"


[System Remarks: That's right.]


... It was pretty useless to as...

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TOFD 436 (R-18)



Lucky 436



Shoujo glared at him hatefully. However, her legs were squirming and wet. 


"Looks like you need something."


Calix said and waggled his cock in front of Shoujo. The woman gulped and followed the movement of his cock. 


Pah!


Then, Calix slapped her using his cock and she was stunned. Instead of being mad, her face turned red in embarrassment. She wanted more. 


Her face was already a mess. Diffe...

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TOFD 435 (R-18)





Lucky 435



The sensation made her squirm with delight. Lou laughed in triumph at that. 


"It is so nice to work with you in a sexual way. I remembered what you did last time when you squeezed my breasts. That's my revenge, Shoujo. I hope we can make this relationship continue," she said, leaning over Shoujo and licking the girl's nipples.


"What do you think Shoujo?"


"Ahh... ah... Oooff."


Shoujo moaned and Lou grabbe...

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TOFD 434

Lucky 434



The two reconciled. Since then, there was no secret between the two. 


Shoujo already knew about Lou's participation in the harem while Lou knew about her secret identity as a spy.


So their connection became stronger. Their relationship was firm and they believe that no one could take them apart.


"Thank you, Lou. I feel like I'm becoming a better person because of you."


"I'm glad to h...

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RDD 88



RDD 88



[So... I did a little bit of research. Apparently, 10 kilograms of beef meat is not enough to make 500 burgers unless added with tons of flour.  So I decided to edit the 10 kilograms of beef meat into 30 kilograms. 30 kilograms of beef meat can be divided into 400 to 500 patties if the weight of the patty is around 60 to 70 grams. I already edited the chapters, particularly RDD 82 and 87.]


"Are you okay, Santiago?"


I asked my brother-in...

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HWI 60

Hollywood What If Chapter 60



Kazir Grey signed a contract with Warner Bros that the movie would be released in the summer. 


Because of this, Kazir formulated a plan... To make sure that the shooting would end in April or early May.  


After the trouble with the Children's Association, Kazir and his crew started to take their pace. The atmosphere in the crew became better and the mood of the actors was great. 

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RDD 87





RDD 87

"By the way, Sean do you know someone who I can hire? I feel like the business is booming and I need another worker."

"Is that so? How much are you going to pay him?"

"300 pesos per day."

"Really? That's a lot. Are you sure you're not going to get bankrupt? Keith, that's not how to do business."

"Brother, it's unfair to pay them with a small salary," I replied.

"Small salary? Keith the minimum wage set by the government of Cavit...

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RDD 86

RDD 86



Penelope talked to me and said that we should rest for half an hour since we just ate. Santiago and I agreed with her decision. 


Naturally, we decided to sit down and have conversations. Although it was a bit awkward because Jeremy was busy scribbling on his paper... He was actually serious about predicting the stock market. 


I didn't know if that was possible if you were going to ask me. 


"Un...

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HWI 59

Hollywood What If Chapter 59



The day arrived and Mike Tyson showed p with his entourage. They were a bunch of menacing-looking guys. Tall, swag, and their way of talking was unique. 


"Mister Tyson. It's glad to meet you."


Kazir was the first who greeted the legendary boxer. Mike Tyson looked at him with a smile and nodded.


"It's glad to meet you too, director."


'... If I'm going to be honest, ...

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