Because Napoleon Dynamite is a huge success, Kazir decided to make another comedy movie. To be honest, he wants to make an action movie but his status is not enough to start a project like that.
As my patrons, you have the privilege to choose his next movie. These are the three movies that are part of the ranking of the top 100 best comedy movies of all time.
1) TED: $50 million production cost
TED tells the story of John Be...
2023-04-23 15:32:57 +0000 UTC View Post
RDD 67
My brother and I realized that we were getting childish with this threat.
Sean coughed and seriously looked at me.
"Keith, you have to take things seriously. You're already a father. Think about it carefully. This is my phone number, contact me once you made a decision. I'm fine with either answer, as long as you call me. Just don't run away without notice."
"I understand."
I accepted his contact number. Aft...
Hollywood What If Chapter 36
"Brother..."
"Shut up!"
Kazir received a punch in the face and stumbled down. His nose was bleeding as he touched the ground.
He was stunned for a second. However, another punch hit him in the face.
"H- Hey! Stop! Aaron! You have to stop! You're hurting your brother!"
"I don't have a brother."
The people at the funeral stopped Aaron from hurting Kazir. Or else Aaron might kill him.
Kazir groggily sat up and stared at...
2023-04-22 15:47:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucky 414
The Kingdom of Junian was one of the most prosperous countries in the Eastern Continent.
It had a long history and people took pride in it. Although some part of their history was appalling under the reign of humans. It was a known fact that humans betrayed the Elven Kingdom of Hulian and took over the Kingdom while the warrior of Elves was busy protecting the Kingdom against the invasion of Aberrants.
No one was proud of that...
RDD 66
The Castillo family has a disease called supreme stubbornness. Once we firmly decided on something, it would be difficult to change our opinion.
In my entire life, I witnessed how my Dad and Uncle beat each other because of stubbornness. Heck, I even saw my grandfather beating my Dad Uncle because of stubbornness.
Just like my ancestors, I and my brothers were stubborn mules as well. To the point that ...
2023-04-21 16:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostHollywood What If Chapter 35
October 13, 1995.
Se7en was already in its fourth week and it was still raking in money from the theaters. The word of mouth of Se7en was very strong. People could not help but talk about the plot twists.
Starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman who had strong box office appeal, the movie had $84.75 million at the box office!
Minus the production cost of 35 million plus publicit...
2023-04-21 16:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostLucky 413
Palina Alb. She was the mother of Clara Alb and Berto Alb.
She was a loving mother. When Clara wanted to go to Dellia, Palina was heartbroken but she decided to let go of her daughter. Palina even fought with her husband just to let Clara go to Dellia.
As a mother, she was worried about her two children and hoped that both of them would have a healthy and happy life.
However, fate was pl...
2023-04-21 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
RDD 65
I was shocked when I opened the door. I saw my brother standing at the door, looking at me with a frown.
Then, he pulled me out of the house and screamed at me.
"Why didn't you tell me that your apartment will be demolished?"
"Brother? What are you doing?"
Perhaps I was still shocked, I unconsciously asked him after he screamed at me.
"Heh, this bastard... Didn't you hear what I said?"
...
Hollywood What If Chapter 34
Robert Shaye. The founder of New Line Cinema.
Harvey Weinstein and Bob Weinstein. The founders of Miramax.
Ronald Meyer. The CEO of Universal Studios.
Terry Semel. The CEO of Warner Bros.
Tom Rothman. The CEO of 20th Century Fox.
Brad Grey. The CEO of Paramount Pictures.
Michael Eisner. The Chairman of Disney.
These people had one thing in common, all of them were Jews.
Yes, these bosses ...
Lucky 412
A fierce bullet made of water shot forth and flew across the training room. The red-haired woman scoffed and evaporated them into nothingness.
Then, a huge woman swung her golden hammer and tried to smash the red-haired woman. Nikki's size was thrice her normal height.
Right now, she looked like an authentic giant. She roared and swung the hammer with all her strength.
Unfortunately for her, Scarlett smirk...
RDD 64
"If you want something to tell me, you can speak. Don't keep your thoughts in your mind."
Perhaps he could see that I was hesitating about something.
"Brother, actually... I'm worried about Mom and Dad. Are they alright?"
"Mom is the same as always, she keeps nagging us. She even pushed me to marry an actress. As for Dad, he is working on a new project. He started a moving company this year."
Brother Sean answered...
Hollywood What If Chapter 33
Hollywood companies.
Production companies.
Movie/Film companies.
Studio companies.
Film distribution companies.
There were a lot of names to call them. Although basically, they are much known as film companies.
Some film companies solely based their business on making films. Other film companies had distribution channels to distribute their movies. These companies were usually on the higher level of the spectrum. There wer...
2023-04-19 15:27:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucky 411
"Punya~~" Shoujo tiredly sat up and rubbed her face. She felt refreshed yet tired, she felt good to be honest.
She yawned and walked out of the bed. She reached for a bottle of water to hydrate herself. The first thing to do in the morning was to drink a glass of water. She had to maintain the freshness of her skin, she was an actress after all.
After being refreshed by a glass of water, Shoujo entered her bathroom and took a pe...
RDD 63
Once we entered the jeepney to return to our house, my mind was a bit attracted to the System notification.
"Honey, hold Sophia for me."
Penelope gave me our daughter. It seemed that she was getting tired of carrying our little princess. Well, Sophia was getting chubbier these days which was a good thing.
As Sophia sat on my lap and held the hem of my t-shirt, I opened the System and checked the Shop
<...
Hollywood What If Chapter 32
The next day arrived and the intensity of the competition became fierce.
In the end, Kazir decided to keep the Global and videotape distributions. He could use these chips to negotiate with Hollywood companies later.
Obviously, they didn't agree with New Line Cinema's offer to buy the complete copyrights(global and videotape distributions) of Napoleon Dynamite for such a minuscule amount of $2.3 million.
Kazir received a call from Salvatore...
2023-04-18 15:58:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucky 410
"President... There's someone..."
Esmeralda's secretary was having trouble speaking after entering the room. Esmeralda and Bronal were having conversations about how to increase the tax for the upcoming war.
Obviously, Bronal was against the war and he wanted to maintain the peace. However, it seemed that Esmeralda clearly had the opposite intention. She was ready to summon hell. Almost as if she didn't care about her co...
RDD 62
The church was filled with people since it was Sunday. In the Philippines, most of its population believes in Christianity.
Spanish colonized us for almost 340 years and they brought us many cultures. Of course, they brought Christianity as well. So most Filipinos were believers of the Catholic church and Born Again Christians.
Of course, because Spaniards colonized us for 300 years, we have Spanish surnames...
2023-04-17 16:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostHollywood What If Chapter 31
Hollywood. The center of the movie industry in the US. The place many actors long for, even foreign actors were ready to die just to see a glimpse of their faces being recorded in Hollywood.
This place was called paradise and sin city at the same. It brings hope and despair.
"A place where you don't wanna leave, hoping that you will reach your dream."
Kazir mutter...
2023-04-17 16:15:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucky 409
Shoujo's face was on the ground, feeling the dirty taste of soil. However, instead of being mad, she looked ecstatic and happy. Her instinct as a Beastkin awakened after having sex with Calix. Now, she was acting closer to her species, like an animal.
She clearly lost her reasoning.
"Purrr~~"
Like a fox, she approached Calix on all fours, her nine tails swaying gently yet seductive. She was like a lustful animal rea...
RDD 61
These past few days, my family grew restless. The kids slowly felt the changes and they became gloomy as well.
We could not help it, the protests outside were getting intensified and there were even a few people heavily injured yesterday.
We didn't join the protests because we knew that it was useless. The government had a valid reason to demolish the houses near the road.
"It's fortunate that Mrs. De G...
Hollywood What If Chapter 30
The important day arrived and Kazir had a hard time sleeping. When the morning showed up, Kazir had dark circles around his eyes. He clearly didn't have a proper sleep.
Still, he was too active to feel tired. He took a cold shower to wake himself up.
Then, he went out of his apartment and used his bumpy car to get to the studio. Next to the studio was a newspaper store. Kazir bought a newspaper and grinned when he saw the front cover of the New Y...
2023-04-16 16:11:52 +0000 UTC View Post
[People hate Ai arts, but if you're going to ask me... These images are making my blood fucking boil. Damn, I got a boner seeing these arts.]
"AI arts made me act up!" -- Sun Tzu, Art of Smash.
Lucky 408
"Are you ready?"
"..." Her face was bright red, and her eyes never leave his majestic cock.
"You know that's not an answer. I asked if you're ready to be fucked senseless." He leaned closer ...
Hollywood What If Chapter 29
"47 million dollars..."
Tom Rothman put down the newspaper with a bitter smile.
It was September 29, Friday, seven days after the release of Se7en.
He recalled that Kazir sent the script of Se7en to 20th Century Fox as well. However, the production management didn't take it seriously.
"Well, it's a bit complicated. The production management ...
2023-04-15 15:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post
RDD 60
Have you ever seen a kid crying in the public? Crying so loud that she attracted the attention of many people... Well, Sophia was currently doing it right now.
She was crying, lying on the ground, kicking her feet in the air... She looked pitiful to be honest.
However, no matter how much I try to pacify her, Sophia would still cry. She was like an unstoppable wave of water, slowly drowning you.
Lucky 407
Her mouth was hanging open in shock. She had never seen such a sight. This man wasn't human. He was something else. The man's penis stood out like a beacon of hope on the battlefield. Shoujo shivered at the thought of it coming closer.
"What do you think? Wanna see it closer?" Calix teased.
Her mouth felt dry, and her legs were like jelly. It was really awkward watching this guy get hard, but she didn't dare to stop him. Calix...
Hollywood What If Chapter 28.1 (R-18)
"... Okay."
Seeing the woman's gleaming eyes, Kazir gave in and nodded.
"Fufu, then see you later."
"Hm, just knock on the door of the editing room."
"I will."
Reese Witherspoon giggled and walked away. She went to the recording studio and started dubbing.
"..."
Seeing her reaction, Kazir bitterly s...
2023-04-14 16:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post
RDD 59
Our lunch/dinner was hearty and everyone had a full stomach after. Penelope's siblings started waking up and greeted us. Some of them asked about what happened last time but Penelope just smiled with her swollen face.
When we returned to our room, Sophia kept hugging her mother. She didn't want to let her go, like a koala stuck on a tree.
"Aww, my daughter really loves me."
"Yes! I wuv you!"
She said and...
Lucky 406
Lou turned around when she heard someone calling her. She smiled when she found that it was Shoujo Ramune.
"Shoujo."
"How's your day?"
"Well, it was okay."
Shoujo could see that had something in her mind but she decided not to ask. She didn't want to invade someone's privacy.
Lou Viola had a conversation with Oni Chichi after she heard that Oni was kicked out of her apartment. Because Lou t...
Hollywood What If Chapter 28
Kazir and Salvatore Barlowe had a brief verbal agreement.
The very reason was simple.
Kazir really needs an agent. Once Se7en earned more at the box office, Hollywood companies would start contacting him.
The one who usually talked to Hollywood companies was the agent. The two sides would start stating their offers and the client would only show up once the ...
2023-04-13 15:18:30 +0000 UTC View Post
RDD 58
After the kisses, Penelope and I had both been exhausted. That smooches made us breathless. We were breathing heavily, but we were so happy. Penelope leaned on my lap, smiling at me. I also smiled back at her, and I kissed her cheeks and held her hands.
“We’ll be together forever. I promise,” I said.
“I love you so much, Penelope. I can’t imagine a day without you.”
Kinda cringe right? How can a man s...