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(Commission) Misty Face Farts Lottie

From Snotgirl.  Who knows what happened here, but Lottie must have done something that made Misty unleash her wrath upon her.

(Commission) Emily Fart

From the game Stardew Valley, Emily taking a break sitting on a bench for a nice relaxing ripper.

(Commission) Spacesuit Testing

You know, this story doesn't seem far off from something that might have actually happened in the show.  And just looking at Mrs. Buttloaves, I believe her when she says she could do this all day.

(Commission) Alinity Fart

Milo the cat should know better than to curl up for a nap back there.  You're liable to be blown away!

Sketches from Oct.2019

Note to self:  I should make next month's Patreon exclusive pic be of that new Atelier Ryza character.  Have you guys seen the thighs on her? 

(Commission) Tyreen Calypso Burp

Tyreen seems like she's loud, obnoxious, and a complete pain in the ass . . . . but for some reason this drawing came out so cute looking.  What the hell!?  I'll just say she's pretending to put on a cutesy act so when you get close she burps right in your face.

(Commission) Tyreen Calypso Fart

From Borderlands 3, Tyreen seems like the kind of woman who, how would you say . . . farts with style.

(Commission) Mineta Reaches Enlightenment

How does Mineta find himself in such situations? Kyoka, Tsu, Uraraka, Momo, and Mina are definitely doing something here, but exactly why remains a mystery.  One can only guess what is going on here!

I'm Back!

Long time no see! I've settled into my new schedule and ready to draw for y'all. Although, I may have to take some months off here and there in the future. 

Since I'll be busier, I'll be doing flat colors only like I did when I first started. Because of this, I'll be lowering the price except for comics, which I started sticking to flat colors on already. Patreon exclusive pics also got bumped up a tier.

The tiers are now:

$1- the pencil sketches of each drawing uploade...

Going on Hiatus

I recently got hired to draw for an professional comic.  Thus, I'll be leaving for a bit.  Sales will determine how long I'll be gone, but once I get into the swing of things I may return anyway, but I'd estimate a 1-4 month hiatus.

I'll be putting this Patreon page in a paused state.  This means no one will be charged on July 1st.  I'll keep doing this until I'm ready to come back.

Sketches from June

Posting the sketches early this time.  Reason in the next post . . . .

(Commission) The Musical Fruit

Goes to show, when you need help the most, Stimpy is not the one you want to rely on.  Making cramped matters only worse, Ren finds himself in one stinky situation.

(Commission) Nadja Fart

And to finish up yesterday's burp, tonight Nadja is blowing all sorts of butt.  Again, this character is from What We Do in the Shadows, which I've never heard of, but Nadja had some cool outfits to draw.

(Commission) Nadja Burp

Nadja from the show What We Do in the Shadows burping.  Hey, vampires have bodily functions too, you know!

Sketches from May 2019

Quite the assortment of characters . . .

(Commission) I'm Innocent I Swear!

A young man is just minding his own business, playing on his phone as he waits his turn to use a vending machine.  However, when the shorter sister bends over to pick up a coin, boy does it sure look like he's filming her.

(Commission) Camille Toh's Shopping Party

Camille Toh, from the movie Sausage Party . . . which I've not seen yet, is out shopping.  Receiving a boost to check out the items on the top shelf, she forgets all about the poor sap helping her out.  She's so focused, she even . . . . . well, you know my specialty.

(Commission) Kin no Tori Witch Burp

The witch from the old anime movie Kin no Tori letting out a magical burp.  The movie is actually on youtube . . . I wasn't planning on watching the whole thing, but that's how it ended up.  Hand drawn animation just appeals to me so much more than more contemporary methods.

(Commission) Colette from Ratatouille Burp

Colette burping out her satisfaction after finishing a hearty meal.

Sketches from April 2019

Wow, two hippos in one month!  What are the odds of that?

(Commission) Treemendous Impact

Isabella finishing off Ray from the series Yakusoku no Neverland/ The Promised Neverland.

Credit for the title goes to the commissioner . . . . might be the first time someone specified the title.

(Commission) Booette Fart on Bowsette

Booette farting all over Bowsette's face, which you can see because Booette is transparent.  Whether Bowsette stuck their face in their on purpose or not, we'll never know.

(Commission) The New Chair

Three animal ladies trying out a brand new chair.  Something about it makes it oddly satisfying . . .

(Commission) Jet Set Radio Girl Burp

A girl from one of the graffiti of Jet Set Radio, snacking on a burger and burping big time!  That blue skin, makes me wonder what it would look like if I drew Mystique from X-Men?

(Commission) Small World Hippo Fart

Well here's a surprise on the Small World ride . . . . after your boat is out of sight, she is actually waiting for the coast to be clear to fart.

Sketches from March 2019

That's another month down!  Time for the April drawings.

(Commission) Beatrice and Belinda Fart

Beatrice Heindlin and Belinda Moody enjoying a peaceful stroll, when everything takes a turn for the worse and stinky!

. . . . Hey, wait, is that Krillin?

(Commission) Mt Lady vs Midnight ... with Farts!

Poor Mineta, he got caught up in the crossfire.  Midnight's ability already lends itself well to farts, but Mt Lady . . . well, at that size, she could really blow you away.

(Commission) Haunted Mansion Girl Fart

Another girl from Disney's Haunted Mansion.  Right here - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/hauntedmasnion/images/3/3c/APRIL_Kohn_zpsyr5ymwyv_%281%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160517011624

Don't know why I made her look like she's giving the middle finger . . . . but she's proud of this fart and wants you to kno...

(Commission) Haunted Mansion Girl Burp

One of the girls you can find at the Disney Haunted Mansion - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/hauntedmasnion/images/c/c1/TigerLady.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160515225146

After reclining all day, she's finally ready to get up . . . with a nice lazy burp first, of course.  Next up, another Haunted Mansion girl will be shooting off t...