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Grindr boy wants more. Much more.

"Well, well, well - someone's really been piling on the pounds, haven't they, big guy? Jesus, just look at the size of you, man! What are you, like 385 now? 391? Fuck, that's heavy. Remember our first Grindr date a year ago? I think you weighed like 260 back then. That is a fuck-ton of weight to have gained in only 12 months - over 130 lbs to be precise. Looks like most of it went to this belly, dud...

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You just made a new beach buddy, Chubs.

"Hey bro, I just wanted to come over and say it's okay to be a bit self-conscious. I totally get it. You're out here with all these super hot gay guys, everyone looking totally ripped and jacked in their little Speedos. But you have every right to come and enjoy the gay beach just like anybody else, even if you are carrying around a little extra weight. Well, okay yeah, I agree - a lot of extra weig...

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Trevor & Matt: Episode 7

This is the seventh instalment in a series that was requested by one of my fantastic top-tier subscribers. It's the story of the gaining journey of Trevor and his supportive but decisive partner, Matt. Future episodes coming each month!

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48 donuts . . . and counting!

"Fuck, bro. There was no way I thought I was gonna lose that bet! I mean, I knew you was fat and all - obviously! - but I couldn't imagine anyone - even someone your size could eat four dozen donuts in one sitting! That's fucking incredible, man. How are you even breathing right now, piggy - cause you inhaled those motherfuckers? You know I'm studying nutrtion as part of my personal trainer course, ...

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Your roommate's view

“Look at yourself, man. Just fuckin’ look at you. Jesus, that’s fuckin’ disgusting, bro. Your fuckin’ belly is just - I mean words can’t describe how fuckin’ fat you are. You’re so fuckin’ round too. You know why that is, don’t you pig? It’s because you eat so goddam much your stomach literally has to stretch out and out to take in all that greasy crap you keep shoving in your ...

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Doc won't operate. You're too fat.

"I mean, what is there to say, man? You know there's no way I can give you this surgery, right? Were we not specific enough for you? Did I not sit down with you three months ago and fucking beg you to lose weight? Huh? Yeah, you fucking know I did. I put you on that scale in my office and read out the numbers pretty fucking clearly, didn't I, fat boy? Oh, cut the crap. Fuck 'bedside manner', you fat...

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C'mon, fat boy. Get nekkid with this Southern muscle boy.

"Aw, c'mon man: take the damn robe off. Ain't no one around for a good thirty miles at least! That's it, big guy. Wow! Fuck man, I knew you was fat but nothin' quite prepares you for that sight! Jesus Christ! You just go on for ever in ALL directions, don't ya? I know - what with the way I look and all - people think I might be anti-fat. Hell no, buddy! Fuck that shit. I say: be who you wanna be. Su...

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Trevor & Matt: Episode 6

This is the sixth instalment in a series that was requested by one of my fantastic top-tier subscribers. It's the story of the gaining journey of Trevor and his supportive but decisive partner, Matt. Future episodes coming each month!

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Alpha doc wants to put you in your place, fat boy.

“Okay, first off: take a look at my abs, fat boy. Pretty fucking impressive, huh? Hours in the gym, counting every calorie, posting shirtless, thirst-trap selfies every single day. That's my life. This body is the peak of physical perfection that everyone wants to drool over. You know who'd want to see a shirtless selfie of you, you fat fuck? No one. No one except those sick fucks who get off on l...

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He's one satisfied feeder.

“Just relax and try to breathe, baby. I know how much it hurts right now. Just breathe. That’s it. God, you were impressive today, piggy. I mean: you ate so much I could hardly believe it! Two roast chickens, that gigantic bowl of mashed potatoes made with heavy cream and butter, all that bread, the onion rings, the gallon of gravy. And then you managed to gorge down that entire tub of double-ch...

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You skipped a meal. Now you have to pay.

"Come on, fat boy: chow down. You know the rules. You skipped breakfast, didn't you? And does a pig ever skip his meals? Does he, fatso? No. So I'm going to sit here and sip my Coke Zero while you eat everything on this tray. And then do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get you another tray and another and another and . . . you see where this is going, don't you, man. Because you're my pig, you...

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He loves your lard.

"Oh man, that's it. That's it. Just keep rubbing your big belly like that, Oh fuck, that's so hot. So fucking hot. You're so big, man. Look at all that lard. Grab it. Grab one of your rolls. Oh holy shit. So much lard. Now grab your belly and jiggle it. Jesus. Look at all that fucking blubber, man. Look how it wobbles when you shake it like that. You are getting me so horny man. You're so fat, man. ...

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Roommate tells it like it is, chubs.

"Of course I'm fucking judging you, man. We've been roommates for - what? - a year now, and you are fatter than I have ever seen you. Yeah, I know you hate hearing the "f" word, but fuck it, dude. I can't just ignore the evidence standing right in front of me. You're fucking massive, man. Huge. Look at that gut, bro. I mean, are you kidding me with this shit? I went to borrow a T-shirt from your roo...

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You don't need to diet, baby.

"Diet? What are you talking about, baby? I mean, sure, you may have put on a few pounds, but honestly I really don't think you need to go on a diet at all. Yeah, I know you used to love having that toned bod before we got together, but hasn't it been great with us this past year? No more early-morning workouts at the gym, counting every calorie and - jeez - cardio, cardio, cardio. I love our life to...

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Ready to get milked, fat boy? (Super-size tier exclusive.)

A special request from one of my amazing top-tier subscribers. Please send me your ideas so I can bring your fantasies to life.

"Git your fat ass in here, boy. Take off that shirt. Damn thing doesn’t even fit you anyway, you’re so fuckin’ fat. Man, look at all that blubber. You is one fat fuck, ain’t ya?

I don’t even need to ask if y’all are hungry, right? ‘Cause you are ...

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College muscle cammer flexes while you gorge.

"I said shut the fucking camera off, man. You can't expect me to look at you, you fat fucking hog. Jesus. Bad enough I have to do these cam sessions to pay for school; no reason I should have to look at you too, you fucking whale. What have you got their today, piggy? Donuts again, huh? What a fucking surprise. Krispy Kremes? Of course; why did I even ask? How many dozen. SIX dozen?? Fuck, man, you ...

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He owns your fat ass, pig.

“Hey, where the fuck are you goin’, fat boy? I ain’t done with your fat ass yet. You flop all that blubber down on this bed right now, you fat fuck. That’s it. Oh Jesus you are lookin’ BIG, bro. Look at all this fuckin’ fat right here. That’s what I’m talkin’ about. Big rolls of fucking blubber; fat, juicy tits. You know you turned you into this fat fuckin’ pig you’ve become? M...

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Your trophy boy's on board with your gluttony.

With thanks to @realfat for suggesting this idea for Part III.

“You know, a boy could get used to this. Sailing the Aegean in your superyacht. But I guess I have gotten used to it. Hard to believe I have been with you for over two months now. You know when I met you I couldn’t believe a human being could be so huge. I mean, I’ve seen those TV shows where a bunch of paramedics have to bre...

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The hot professor is back, and boy is he impressed with your weight gain.

"So, it's been three months since we had our little "talk", huh? To be honest, I wasn't sure how you were gonna react to what I had to say about your weight. Some guys woulda found it kinda freaky to hear someone who looks like me confessing to being into that kind of fetish. What can I say? I've just always been drawn to massively overweight men. Men so fat they can barely move, let alone stand. Fr...

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The "Chubz" app doesn't lie. And you're not gaining fast enough.

"So, I'm lookin' at your stats on the Chubz app, man. You know, I actually thought you were fuckin' serious about this shit. Were you just fuckin' with me about wanting to gain? Were you? I mean, listen to this. Six weeks you've been on my program. Six fuckin' weeks, and you've gained 24 lbs. What the actual fuck, man? Some of my other clients pack on nearly 50 in that time! Look at these calories! ...

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Bodybuilder to the rescue when your truck breaks down.

"Hey man, it's no trouble at all. It's no fun when your truck breaks down out here. You coulda been waitin' for hours for someone to come by. I'm just glad I was drivin' by. Yeah, my gym's about a quarter mile back that way. Haha, yeah I guess you could say I spend a lotta time there. Thanks, man. I'm pretty happy with my condition right now. Always room for improvement though, right? Hey, sorry I d...

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Toned buddy has noticed your gains.

“Hey man, there’s something I wanted to ask you. Have you . . . uh, have you been gaining weight? Sorry if that’s too personal but, wow, you’re lookin’ really chunky there, bro. Like, that’s a serious fuckin’ beer belly you got goin’ on there, right? Haha, yeah go ahead and grab it. Grab that fuckin’ fat! Fuck dude, that’s a big-ass roll of fat right there. So what happened? You ...

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He loves grabbing your fat when you straddle him.

"You like it when I grab all your fat like this? Do you, huh? Do you, you fat fuck? All this fuckin' blubber that just hangs off you? Yeah, you like that, piggy? You like when I jiggle all this lard while you wheeze and get out of breath trying to straddle me? Yeah. Yeah, you do, fat boy. Jesus, you're so fuckin' fat, you know that? Such a fat fuckin' hog. But you're my hog, aren't you? Yeah. That's...

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Beach bullies pick on you, fatso.

"What is it? Is it even human? What the fuck, man? I mean, I've seen some fat motherfuckers in my time but this guy . . . shit. Oh fuck, it's waking up. Hey man, what's the deal with you? My buddy and I thought we'd spotted a beached whale. You're fucking gigantic, man! How the fuck could you do this to yourself? What are you, like 500 lbs? Jesus, that is fucking disgusting, bro. And why the fuck ar...

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Your Gluttony Cruise IV: The Aftermath.

"Hey, there's my big guy. How did it go? Oh no, I kept my end of the bargain so I had an examination too. That was the deal: before and after the cruise we'd both go get looked at to see what our body compositions were. Well, needless to say the doc was pretty damn impressed with me; in fact he said I have the best physique he's ever seen. Not only did I gain seven pounds of muscle on the trip, my b...

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You're back. And fatter than ever.

"So, here we are again, big fella. I don't even need to get you on the scales this time, buddy. You look so fucking gigantic right now, I am 100% confident that you're even fatter than you were at your last appointment. Just watching you waddle into my office, your 6XL T-shirt struggling to contain all that blubber. Look man, there's like 12" of lard just hanging out beneath your shirt. My nurse tol...

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Trevor & Matt: Episode 5

This is the fifth instalment in a series that was requested by one of my fantastic top-tier subscribers. It's the story of the gaining journey of Trevor and his supportive but decisive partner Matt. Future episodes coming each month!

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This escort doesn't care how obese you are.

"You're paying for the "boyfriend experience" so of course I'm bringing you a rose, big man. I'm here to please you. To love you. To take care of you. I know being your size makes it difficult to find a boyfriend, but I don't care about your weight, man. Sure, you're way bigger than anyone I've ever met. I mean, you're just so obese! But you are sexy, man. You are! I love your smile. I love the dimp...

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At this reunion, you're the fat one.

"This was such a great idea, wasn't it? Bunch of college buddies getting together for a long weekend? This place is so cool, right? Are you having a good time? I'm just asking because you seem kinda quiet. Back in the day you were always the wild one, man. Some crazy shit we got up to. And I notice that you haven't been in the pool yet. In fact, you haven't even taken your shirt off. What's up, man?...

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Do as you're told, pig.

"I'm fucking serious, piggy. Stop with the "I'm so full" bullshit, you hear me? I don't give a shit how you feel, you fat fuck. You're here to eat. And not just eat, okay? Lying there with all your blubber hanging out and those fat tits, daintily chewing each mouthful like you're at some fuckin' dinner party. This is not that, you feel me? This is you gettin' stuffed like the greedy fuckin' hog you ...

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