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Moving half a ton of you to the bariatric ward wasn't easy

“Hey, it won’t be long now until they finish the paperwork, man, and then we’ll get you admitted to the bariatric ward. You okay? That was quite a challenge getting you out of the house, wasn’t it big man? Took 12 of us in the end to shift you, you know that? Moving over 1,000 lbs of you was never gonna be easy though, right? Yo, how’d you get so fuckin’ fat anyway, bro? Just couldn’t ...

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No way, fatso. (No audio.)

“I’ve told you about six times now, and it’s pissing me off. You are not going to the fucking beach with me in a goddamn Speedo. You’re not even gonna take your shirt off, fatso. We’ve been roomies for three years now; people on the beach know me and know that we’re friends. What the fuck are they gonna think when a muscle jock like me turns up with a guy whose BMI is 46? So yeah, fuck off and change, fat boy, and keep as far away from me as possible until you can do something ab...

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Get the fuck outta this hunk's gym, fat boy

"You ever seen a real man's body, you fat fuck. I know I'm supposed to be all "aww, well at least he's making an effort and coming to the gym", but fuck that shit. You're fucking disgusting, man. Look what you've done to your body. Ruined it by being a greedy fuck with no self-control. What do you do all day, man? Sit on your fat ass eating junk food? Then you have the nerve to haul your 300 lbs of ...

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Michael gets stuffed

This is a special request from one of my amazing Super-size subscribers.

“Hey Michael, take a look at Tony. That’s it. Look up from your plate, big guy. Look at him - head tilted back, snoring gently. Look at the way his soft flab rises like dough. I know you’ve seen him eat a lot before, but isn’t this he most full you’ve ever seen him? Look at the way his massive belly just sits ...

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Quit perving on your roommate, you fat fuck

“I’m your roommate, dude - how could I not pick up on the fact that you’re always checking out my body? So I shower with the bathroom door open; so what? It’s not like you can keep your eyes off me *everywhere* in the apartment. Of course I’m body-confident; wouldn’t you be if you looked like me? I’m fuckin’ perfect, man. Ripped, trim, muscular, hot as fuck. Must be hard for you to...

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Hope you enjoy being humiliated by your fit-as-fuck cousin

“You know you’ve always been my favorite cousin, right? I know everyone else in the family is super concerned with how your obesity has just gotten outta control, but not me. I fuckin’ love it. You know why? Because we have the same genes, but look at how fuckin’ lean and hot I am. My waist is smaller that your arm, fat boy! That’s why I love doin’ this. Gettin’ us both naked so you ca...

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This is what a real man looks like. (No audio.)

“You know what I see when I look at you, pig? I see a fat, greedy fuck with no fuckin’ self-control. Look at my sexy body, man. Look at my perfect, oiled pecs. This is what a real man should look like. Not some blubbery fuck whose big fat belly is so fuckin’ massive he can barely stand up. Yeah, keep eatin’, fat boy. Keep chomping down those calories, keep piling on more lard. Get fatter, you greedy fuckin’ hog. Ruin your body while you look at my big, sexy muscles. That’...

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Safe to say you’re NOT what this Grindr hook-up was expecting. (No audio.)

“No way, man. I know I said I was into bigger guys on Grindr, but you’re fucking morbidly obese! I was expecting some husky muscle bear, and instead - well, look at yourself, dude - you’re just a disgusting ball of fat. How the fuck am I supposed to get turned on by those flabby tits and that gigantic round belly? It’d be like fucking a goddam whale. Try being a bit more honest in your profile, piggy. Maybe there’s some sick fuck out there who finds all that lard attractiv...

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Your gluttony is this bodybuilder’s fantasy, fat boy. (No audio.)

“Fuck, this is gonna be so damn hot, dude. I always wanted someone as disgustingly fuckin’ obese as you to stuff himself with food while I flex my perfect body. You’re way over 400 lbs, right? Fat fuck! So while you’re stuffing this pizza into that greedy mouth I want you to keep telling me how much you weigh, what your belly measures around its widest part, how much bigger and fatter and more fuckin’ obese you wanna get. Yeah, that’s it: just be a fat greedy pig for me, ...

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This hot doc just love to watch you grow

"There's my big guy! How ya doin', buddy? It's been a while, hasn't it? Looks like you've not skipped too many meals in that time, have you? Jesus, look at the size of your belly, man! Fuck, you got big. Yeah, I know I'm supposed to give you some lecture about being so fuckin' fat, but it's so damn hot, bro. Seeing you bigger each time you come into my office. Stretching the tape measure out by a fe...

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A tribute to the amazing Hefty Hog

“Listen man, I don’t really know where to start with you. I mean, you came in talking about wanting to lose weight. Then I found you on Tumblr as @hefty-hog. Seriously dude? I mean, there’s literally hundreds of guys on there getting off on you blowing up fatter and fatter. You’re showing off your disgustingly huge gut and your massive tits, eating so much fattening junk food I can hardly believe anyone could eat s...

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Will you be able to eat enough to earn the right to touch these pecs, pig?

“They’re hypnotic, aren’t they, pig? Huge meaty slabs of hard-earned muscle. Put another slice of cake in your mouth. Keep staring at my pecs, imagine what it feels like to touch them, to lick them, to push your fat face in between these two mountains of muscle. Now take a big handful of ice cream and shove it in your mouth. And another. And another. Don’t take your eyes off my muscle tits, ...

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Humiliated by your BF in the McDonald’s drive-thru. (No audio.)

“Babe, pull your shirt up for me. When we go through the drive thru, I want them to see just how fucking fat you are. That’s it, let that big sack of blubber hang down. Jeez, they’re gonna be so fucking disgusted when they see you, man! Fuuuuuck, you look like such a fat pig, you know that? Yeah, I know: 12 Big Macs, 18 orders of fries and a hundred nuggets. Greedy fuck!”

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Your weight has this Grommr date all horned up

“You’re right: we do look like the oddest couple, don’t we? Even when we walked in everyone was staring at how big you are. Probably all wondering what a hot guy like me is doing with someone as fat as you? Haha. But, Jesus man, the minute I stepped outta the cab and saw you waiting outside the restaurant I was like: “Holy fuck - is this guy for real?” You’re SO much fatter than you look...

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He just wants to make sure you've had enough to eat, big guy

“You want anything, baby? Some more pasta maybe, or another box of those double-fudge cookies you like? Aw, are you still feeling maxed out? Your belly is looking so round, so I’m not surprised. It’s okay, sweetie. I checked on the calorie-counter app and you’ve already eaten 16,354 calories today, so you’ve earned a break. Mmm, are you my big, fat, sexy pig? Yes you are. I’m gonna rub y...

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Your feeder BF wants you to put on a show, fat boy. (No audio.)

“Only two desserts, baby? What do you mean “full”? You’ve barely eaten a thing: just four appetisers and three entrees - that’s nothing for a big guy like you! Yep, I’ve seen the way our cute waiter is looking at you. He’s probably never seen someone so massively obese before. I’ll call him back and we’ll show that skinny twink what a greedy fat fuck you can really be.”

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You ain't done eatin' till this Southern muscle boy says so

“Well it sure feels to me like there’s still room in this gut, fat boy. What the fuck you mean you feel “full”. Ain’t no fuckin’ “full” when I play, you greedy fuck. You’re full when I say so and not before, do I make myself clear? Damn straight I do. You’re my toy, you get it? My morbidly obese blob who I can treat however I damn well please. You ain’t leavin’ this couch tod...

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He loves working out while you pig out. (No audio.)

“Keep eating for me, babe. The more you eat the harder I work out. That’s our deal, yeah? I fucking love watching you pig out while I’m pumping my muscles. It makes me so horny to be getting leaner and hotter while you sit there in just a jock and gorge yourself into morbid obesity. Rub your big fat belly for me while you push the food in, baby. Mm, that’s so damn hot.”

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He loves how you’re destroying your body, while he stays lean as fuck. (No audio.)

“You used to look like me, didn’t you? Lean, hard muscle. Ripped. Tight. Shredded. But look at you now, you fat fuck. A disgustingly obese hog who can’t think of anything but his next meal. I look at you and I can barely recognise you anymore, your body is so obliterated by flab. And you know what? You’re only going to get bigger and bigger, fatter and rounder until you can barely stand up. That’s your future, fat boy. That’s your destiny. Wrecking your body pound by gree...

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Breaking up is easy - when you've let yourself go like you have

“Yeah, I’m afraid it’s time we had *that* talk again. This time I really thought you could do it, man. I really believed you could get your weight under control. But it’s obvious you can’t stick to the diet I set you, and you obviously haven’t been to the gym since fuck knows when. You’re fucking massive again! That gut just sticks out so far there isn’t a shirt in the house that’l...

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Your bulk has certainly attracted this bodybuilder's attention

“Hey bro, we don’t see many guys your size in here. Sorry if it offends you, but would you mind telling me how much you weigh? Fuck, that’s heavy, man! Well, I guess we all chasing gains, right? Haha. You just chasing them at KFC, yeah? No man, again I’m sorry if that sounded rude. Actually I think all that weight looks good on you, big man. Huge, round belly flopping down; those massive tit...

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Imagine a fat fuck like you posing next to these studs. (No audio.)

“Hey big man, my buddies and I wanna get a pic with you - is that okay? I mean, it’ll be fuckin’ hilarious, right? We’re so lean and shredded and muscular - and look at you, bro. You the fattest fuck I ever seen! Look at your fuckin’ belly, man - it’s hanging’ down to your knees! Oh come on, big guy - it’ll be fun. And I’ve clocked how you been checking’ out what’s goin’ on in my Speedos all afternoon. Our Insta’s gonna go fuckin’ crazy when they see our smoking...

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Pizza guy's in for a shock when he sees the fat hog this hairy feeder has to show him

“Okay, the pizza delivery guy is coming up the driveway now, piggy. No, you fat fuck: you’re gonna stay naked on all fours with that leash around your neck when I open the door. I want this teenage kid to see where those eight double-dish pizzas are going, fat boy. I wanna see the look on his face when he sees your massive belly and floppy hog tits hanging down to the floor. He’s gonna be so f...

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He may have got a little rough stuffing you - but it'll be worth it

"I love the look you get on your face after a session like that, baby; and your heavy breathing as you struggle to digest SO much food. I could sit here for hours watching that massive belly expand from all your gluttony. Was I too tough on you today, piggy? You looked like you were gonna slow down, so I'm sorry if I got a bit rough. But I promise it's all gonna be worth it when you wake up tomorrow...

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Sexy EMT talks about your immobility

"So, how long is it since you left your house, big man? Two years, huh? You remember how much you weighed before you became immobile? About 800 lbs? Okay. Hey, I know it's tough to talk about. You wanna tell me about it? It's okay, we can wait. Now, we don't have the capacity to weigh you here, but I'm guessing you're tipping the scales now at close to 1,100 lbs or maybe even 1,200.  It's diffi...

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True love means calories, fat boy. Lots of them. (No audio.)

“I figured we’d start with a light snack just to get you going, fat boy. Room service is on the way up with a banquet for six - figured that oughta be enough for us to blow that gut up to maximum size. You promise you’ll eat it all, don’t you? Because you love me, and the fatter you get the more I love you.”

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Now you've both got something to lick

"That's it, pig. Keep stuffing it in while I worship these biceps. Don't you wish you had a body like mine? Huh, fat fuck? Bet you can't even see your dick any more, can you? Buried under that massive wide belly you got goin' on. Don't slow down. Eat more. Eat faster. Stuff yourself like you're never gonna eat again. Lick up all that greasy crap while I lick these muscles. Are you about to cum, big ...

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Your immense size has got this muscle hunk so horny


"Like what you see? All this fuckin' jacked-up muscle glistening, smothered in baby oil? Yeah? Well, I like what I see too, fat boy. I like the way you arrived out of breath even though the room's on the ground floor. The way you could barely squeeze all that lard through the door. And when you flopped your fat ass down on that chair your shirt buttons just flew off, and your huge fat...

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Muscle Daddy wants to know if you've got what it takes to get huge

“Now listen here, son. I’ve been fattening guys for a long time. Even took a fella from 162 lbs up to 498, so I ain’t kidding’ around with this shit. You want me to be your feeder, you’ve gotta be willing to put everything you’ve got into your gaining, you hear me? You’re a big boy already, ain’t you? ‘Bout 275, maybe 280? Yep, thought so. That’s a good start, considering you’r...

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Whatever you say, officer


"Look at yourself, man: you're a fuckin' disgrace. Can't barely fit in my squad car, you're so fuckin' fat! You know why I pulled you over? That's right, big man - you was tryin' to stuff a fuckin' double-cheeseburger and fries into that greedy mouth while you was drivin'. That ain't too bright, is it? No, what? That's right: "No, officer." I oughta write you a fine, but today just mi...

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