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C186 Spider-Man

After another day of placing all sorts of enchantments on the room for protection, as well as the whole rig for power and cooling, Peter was finally able to start up his own personal AI.


Plugging his ghost laptop into an interface terminal computer that connected to the whole setup, Peter transferred over everything in the ‘BetterJarvis’ folder and got to work.


Within minutes, Peter got everything sorted as his cursor hovered over a button titled run. <...

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C185 Spider-Man

As Peter went over his old AI project, he found that he was fairly close to completing it. All that he needed to do was build a fairly beefy server room, where the AI would be stored during the early stages of its life.


Peter made his AI a bit more complicated than Jarvis, as he wanted it to be better in every single way possible.


In doing so, the AI will not start off as an all-knowing adult helper, like Jarvis. It would start off as a child with very litt...

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C184 Spider-Man

At the street level of the Avengers tower, four separate black SUVs pulled up and parked on the curb.


As the doors of each car swung open, men and women in casual clothes stepped out and all started walking towards the tower at once, trying to blend into the crowded New York City sidewalk so they didn’t look too suspicious.


Each of these people is a severely unstable Extremis test subject, and wouldn’t live much more than a day or two.


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C183 Spider-Man

The next day, Peter woke up in his bed alone. MJ felt weird about sleeping over last night since her father knew about it now.


She had an odd feeling, as though her father would storm into the bedroom guns blazing, or tasked some nameless Shield grunt to surveil their nightly activities.


Of course, no amount surveillance could penetrate the houses enchantments, but she was still weirded out either way.


Needless to say, MJ rushed off soon a...

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C182 Spider-Man

Arriving home that night, Peter decided to let Tony find out about Extremis on his own, and spend some quality time with his beautiful girlfriend.


“Which movie do you want to watch?” Peter asks as he flips through Netflix on the TV.


“It’s up to you, just don’t pick any sappy love stories...” MJ says as she snuggles up to Peter on the couch.


May was already fast asleep, as she has work in the morning, so they had most of the hou...

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C181 Spider-Man

“Sir, another AIM facility has been attacked...” A guard hangs up the phone and reports.


As soon as Killian received that suspicious call from the CEO of Stark Industries, he went into hiding just in time to miss the many attacks that unfolded on his properties.


Anything registered under AIM and himself was turned upside down.


“It’s Stark!” Killian grinds his teeth in anger. “It has to be. His little b*tch failed to lead me int...

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C180 Spider-Man

-MJ POV-


Following behind her father, MJ did her best to keep her mouth shut. She knew that he picked her for a reason and was annoyed with Peter for agreeing to all of this.


“Do you have any abilities that I should know about?” Fury asks as he sends out some texts to gather a few more team members. “Other than the ones your boyfriend has, I mean.”


“Not really, no.” MJ answers curtly and doesn’t bother speaking any further. View Post

C179 Spider-Man

“Call Killian and set a meeting.” Peter says after a moment of thought.


“What am I supposed to say? I can’t even remember the guy...” Tony asks as his finger hovers over the call button.


“Hmm...” Peter hummed as he came to a realization. “What are we doing? You don’t schedule your own meetings. You can barely take care of yourself.”


“Hey!” Tony shouted in indignation.


“Jarvis, please contact Tony...

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C178 Spider-Man

Waking up the next morning, Peter was welcomed to the world by a phone full of missed calls and a large file full of information on his laptop, courtesy of Jarvis.


Staying in bed to enjoy the company of his sleeping girlfriend, who was practically glued to his side, Peter opened up his laptop and started parsing through everything.


About an hour passed as Peter was gathering information and MJ started to stir from her sleep.


“Hmm...” M...

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C177 Spider-Man

[Ten Rings Bomb TLC Chinese Theatre?]


“Huh? Isn’t that in the city?” Peter muttered as he came to a realization. ‘Is it time for Iron Man 3 already?’


“Peter?” MJ asks as she stops alongside him. “What's wrong?”


“Hmm?” Peter looked up and showed her the article on his phone “There was a bombing last night.”


“That’s horrible...” MJ says as she reads how many people were injured and killed in the ...

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C176 Spider-Man

Following after MJ, Peter pulled back enough to watch as she handled whatever situation was going on down the street.


‘This is a good time to test her, I suppose.’ Peter thought as they arrived at the location of the alarm and automatic gunfire.


Five armed gunmen hid behind the large pillars in front of a bank as they shot at police, who surrounded the building and cut off all chances for them to escape.


Each criminal had duffle bags o...

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C175 Spider-Man

“Silk or Spider-Woman?” MJ looks to Peter for an answer.


“Mmm...” Peter hums in thought. “If I had to choose, Silk sounds the coolest. Spider-Woman feels more like you just copied my name in a way.”


“Alright, Silk it is.” MJ says with a smirk, remembering the blacked-out hooded spider suit that her multiverse counterpart wore. “How do I get a superhero suit like yours? I want mine in black though...”


“Well, I can probab...

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C174 Spider-Man

While sharing a hot and steamy shower with MJ, who couldn’t fully control her body due to the recent procedure, Peter was sure to wash every corner of her body lovingly.


Of course, this embarrassed MJ to no end, but she certainly wasn’t complaining.


Sadly, before the two love birds could get too ahead of themselves, Peter noticed something odd while cleaning his lovely girlfriend's arms.


“What’s this?” Peter muttered as he found ...

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C173 Spider-Man

Similar to Ned, Peter waited up all night, watching over the metal coffin.


Though this time around he had a companion, who never left the room or took her eyes off of the coffin for a single second.


“You know, you can sleep if you want?” Peter looked to Grace, who was worriedly staring at the coffin.


“I can’t...” She replies with a nervous sigh. “I feel like I’m at her funeral.”


“Well, that’s probably th...

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C172 Spider-Man

“Who’s that?” May asks as she saw an unfamiliar naked man in her living room.


“What do you mean, Ms. Parker?” Ned asks in confusion, still unaware of the changes that have taken place to his body. “It’s me, Ned...”


“...” May looked at Peter in shock as Ned stood to the side, holding a slimy towel over his family jewels.


Without a word, Peter waves his hand and conjured a tall mirror in front of Ned, shocking him even mor...

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C171 Spider-Man

Time Skip - 5 Months


It’s been months since Peter found Tony in a compromising position at that alien brothel, and a bit has happened.


First, the ships that they received from the Nova Empire have been fixed and are now fully operational.


Each of them has gone through a small change though.


Upon looking into the system that powers the large warships, Peter and Tony found that each one had a reactor that kept everything r...

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C170 Spider-Man

Seeing the offering of what appeared to be over 40 Kree warships, though some of them looked to be in pretty bad shape, Peter couldn’t help but think of his home country.


The United States has a long history of arming and funding groups across the world to do their dirty work, so this situation wasn’t exactly a new phenomenon.


In fact, it was funny to see that even an advanced multi galaxy-spanning empire would pull the same tricks as a relatively new c...

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C169 Spider-Man

Opening a portal, Peter and the Avengers Council stepped out in front of a towering militarized building. All around them was a futuristic metropolis with ships flying here and there.


“This is way better than Morag...” Tony mutters as he and everyone else spin in a circle to get a good look at their surroundings.


Of course, the ships stayed clear of the huge military building, though they seemed to be allowed to fly just about everywhere else.

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C168 Spider-Man

*Creak*


Seeing the thick metal table bend as Peter lightly grazed it with his finger tips, they both knew for a fact that Peter's strength increased by a large margin.


“Looks like I will be spending the next couple of days learning how to control my strength again.” Peter says with an exasperated sigh. “Whatever, it shouldn’t be that hard...”


“No fair...” Tony starts whining like a child. “I finally get superpowers and you ju...

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C167 Spider-Man

Once Charles’ emotions calmed down and he got used to walking around again, Peter and Tony continued with the procedures.


It didn’t take long for both Erik and Fury to get their upgraded bodies as well.


Just like Charles, both of them seemed to revert back about twenty years. Not only that, but they also gained a perfect physique alongside a few inches in height.


While they were going through the procedure, Charles paced around the roo...

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C166 Spider-Man

After ogling Tony for a good while, Pepper didn’t know what to do or how to explain her heated gaze, so she rushed out of the workshop with a heavy blush coating her entire face.


Tony laughed like a madman as she dashed away, resembling an embarrassed love-struck schoolgirl.


“How will you break it to her?” Peter asks with a fake sorrowful tone.


“Break what?” Tony asks in confusion.


“That you’re gay.” Peter ...

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C165 Spider-Man

After tearing the rat from his arm, Peter and Tony built a big and strong enough cage to hold the thing.


Although it was now basically a super rat, it would still live out its days as a pet in Tony’s workshop, as releasing it was dangerous, and killing it was a bit of a cruel end for Chucky.


Once Chucky was secured, Tony and Peter basked in their achievement.


“We did it...” Tony exhaled a sigh as he flopped down into his computer cha...

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C164 Spider-Man

“Our best option is probably the Nova Empire.” Peter says after a moment of thought. ‘Technically we’re already allied with Asgard, but an extra ally shouldn’t cause any trouble.’


The Nova Empire is an interstellar hegemony made up of multiple alien species that maintains a strict but benevolently personified rule over a good portion of the galaxy.


While the Empire is made up of various alien races, it is ruled primarily by the Xandarians, who are...

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C163 Spider-Man

As Peter was about to leave the Flagship to deal with some money-grubbing scrappers, he was stopped by a beeping sound that suddenly went off in the control room.


“Sir, we have an incoming call.” Jarvis informs, causing Peter to freeze for a moment as his eyebrow arches upwards.


“Answer it.” Peter replies and looks toward the screen on the wall. “But record our conversation just in case.”


“Yes, sir...” Jarvis says as a famil...

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C162 Spider-Man

‘What are the Kree doing here?’ Loki wondered, as he has been in a drunken stupor during the whole alien invasion scare.


Soon enough, everyone in the street took out their phones and started taking pictures and recording the huge spaceships.


Pacing over to Jessica, Loki grabbed her by the arm and pulled her toward the door.


“What?” She asks, not budging a single inch.


“Get inside.” Loki says as he points to th...

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C161 Spider-Man

Leaving Tony to work his magic in the control room alongside Nebula, who actually didn’t know much about the Chitauri ships, Peter started clearing out the Chitauri from the remaining ships.


Around a hundred of them would be saved for testing, while the rest were thrown through a portal leading to the sun.


If these were Kree soldiers, Peter wouldn’t have done this, but these were Thanos’ private army of weird bug things. Not only are they creepy, but ...

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C160 Spider-Man

After the destruction of the Chitauri fleet, Peter waited in the Flagship alongside Tony, Magneto, and Nebula, who didn’t know what to do with herself after betraying her father.


Only an hour ago, her life revolved around doing her daddy’s bidding, but now that’s all gone. On top of that, theirs this small feeling of dread for Thanos’ reaction towards her choice.


A little over an hour after the battle, Erik was well-rested once again and started gath...

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C159 Spider-Man

“Fire!” Nebula made her decision and exclaimed through gritted teeth.


Under Jarvis’ control, instantly, every Kree warship, including the one they were currently in, launched countless weapons at the Chitauri fleet.


Thick red laser beams were the first to make contact with the enemy, as endless missiles soared through black space.


Each ship had a few laser cannons attached to them, especially the Flagship which had eight altogether. ...

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C158 Spider-Man

“This way.” Peter says as he turns his back and walks back the way he came.


Nebula stared at his back in silence, contemplating whether she should attack or not. After all, she still had all of her weapons, and even if she didn’t, her body is practically a living weapon thanks to her dear old dad.


Though she seemed to miss her window of opportunity, as Peter turned around and waited for her to follow.


“Come on. We’ll miss the sho...

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C157 Spider-Man

“Translating foreign alien coding and language... 1%... 2%... 3%... 4%... 25%... 50%... 75%... 100%!” Jarvis’ kept them updated through the speakers of the ship.


“Good job, buddy.” Tony says as he pats the wall of the ship proudly.


“Anything we should know?” Peter asks Jarvis.


“Yes, I now have full control over all twenty Kree warships. I can control each of them from the Flagship.” Jarvis answers.


“We...

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