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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C22

Returning to Hogwarts after a long day of dealing with muggle-born families, Professor McGonagall went straight to Headmaster Dumbledore’s office.


His office is located in the Headmaster's Tower, which doubles as the residence of Albus Dumbledore as well. It can be reached by utilizing a circular, moving stone staircase, which in turn is concealed by a gargoyle statue on the third floor of Hogwarts.


Arriving in front of the said statue, Minerva said the m...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C21

Staring down at the little white snow owl, Bruce contemplated whether he should snatch her before Hagrid buys her for Harry.


‘She is the the best owl in the shop by far, I’m not surprised why Hagrid bought her for Harry in the movie.’ Bruce thought as he eyed the other birds.


“Do you like the snow owl?” The salesman asks. “I have to warn you though. She is very vicious and unruly. Most people that were interested in her have been scarred and sca...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C20

“How much for the wand?” Bruce asks as he can’t wait to get out of here and test out his magic.


“This wand was actually my father's greatest masterpiece. I didn’t think anyone would ever be able to match it, so I never put a price on it.” Garrick shrugs, not knowing how much to ask for.


“How much do you usually sell wands for?” Bruce asks.


“Around 7 to 15 Galleons.” He answers after a moment of thought.


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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C19

Entering the wand shop, Bruce was met with a dark and dimly lit atmosphere.


The main lobby was rather small but behind the counter were rows and rows of shelves filled with long thin boxes, presumably holding wands.


Walking up to the counter, Bruce looked in the back for any employees but found none.


When Alfred and Professor McGonagall made it inside, the stern Professor walked to the counter and tapped a bell a few times.


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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C18

“Follow along!” Professor McGonagall calls out as she leads Bruce and Alfred towards an imposing snow-white multistoried marble building located partway down Diagon Alley, near its intersection with Knockturn Alley.


Gringotts Bank.


The huge building towers over the neighboring shops and seems to have a slight bend to its design. Whether that was planned or the building is structurally unsound is unknown.


Walking up the marbled steps, t...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C17

“What could possibly happen?” Bruce shrugs with a challenging smirk.


He knows everything that is supposed to happen in the Wizarding World, and he was excited to study magic and take advantage of that knowledge.


His knowledge of the DC Universe is alright, but there are a lot of things he’s unaware of, so having a haven like the wizarding world is just what he needed.


‘A Batman with magic. How could I ever lose?’ Bruce drops a fl...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C16

“I’ll see you inside, Ms. McGonagall.” Bruce says as he takes his leave.


“Uhm, yes, of course.” She replies as a guard begins patting her down and finds a wooden stick in her sleeve.


“A wand? Really?” One of them asks sarcastically.


“Be respectful, let’s not mock Master Bruce’s guest.” Alfred reprimands as he takes the wand and looks it over.


“Yes, Sir.” He replies as he turns towards the witch. ...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C15

‘HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY’


“Is this some sort of joke?” Alfred thought as he began reading the rest of the letter.


The letter says:


‘Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)


Dear Mr. Wayne,


We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wi...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C14

-One year later-


The day after Bruce made the decision, He and Alfred took one of the many private jets the Wayne family owned and flew to London, England.


The team of bodyguards would fly in on another of Bruce’s private jets and land before them to secure the airport for their arrival.


Before leaving, Alfred informed Detective Gordon of their departure. When asked why Alfred said Bruce was having a hard time in Gotham without his parent...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C13

*bang!*


The bullet shoots out of the barrel and pierces Joe Chill's forehead, carving its way through his brain and breaking out of the backside of his skull, embedding itself into the floor.


Brain matter paints the hardwood floor along with splatters of blood.


The kick of the gun jerks Bruce backward once again as Chill's body falls and stays unmoving in the center of the living room.


Looking at his handiwork, Bruce felt ...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C12

Creeping his way towards the house's front windows, Bruce peaks inside and doesn’t like what he sees.


Alfred is being encircled by 5 men with a bullet wound on his right leg. Both sides seem to have run out of bullets and were now fighting hand to hand.


Thankfully, Alfred is an ex-soldier so he never parts with his trusty knife.


Though the knife is giving him a fighting chance, the numbers advantage is clearly working as all five of them...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C11

That night, Alfred snuck out of Wayne Manor without any of the other live-in staff noticing.


Instead of his swanky butler's suit, Alfred went with a more casual set of clothes that wouldn’t draw any attention.


Although it’s late at night, the area where Joe Chill was spotted is said to have a bit of nightlife.


Driving to a more shady part of town, Alfred switches cars to a sh*tty rust bucket he found in a random parking lot. Arriving a...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C10

Since the day of the funeral, Alfred has started putting Bruce through some ‘light’ training.


At least that’s what he calls it.


What he’s really going through is hell training that is pushing his body to the very limit every day.


Well, maybe it’s not that bad, as he’s just a 10-year-old child, but it sure felt that way to someone like him who’s never done any cardio or weight lifting before.


He basically liv...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C9

Bruce’s time out of the hospital was spent mostly exercising.


His body wasn’t in the best shape after taking a bullet, going through surgeries, and sleeping for a week straight.


Thankfully, Bruce is young so it didn’t take long for him to get back to the normal physic of any other 10-year-old boy.


He also had the help of a physical therapist that Alfred found for him, which definitely sped up his recovery.


Upon retu...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C8

With Alfred willing to help in his plan, Bruce told him the name of the murderer and asked him to use the Wayne family resources to discreetly find where he lives.


When Alfred left that night, Bruce released a tired sigh of relief. Soon he would be able to put the old Bruce’s past behind him and move forward, living his new life however he wants.


He’ll have to set some goals for himself, but that can wait until he’s out of the hospital and has dealt wi...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C7

As soon as those words left Bruce’s mouth, the hospital room became deathly silent. Alfred couldn’t help but react with a look of absolute shock and surprise.


“C-Can you repeat that, Young Master Bruce? I think I may have misheard you...” Alfred asks, not sure if he actually heard those words come out of the 10-year-olds mouth.


Alfred has only been in the service of the Wayne family for a couple of years, but he has never heard this little boy speak...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C6

Once 3:30 came around, Officer Jim Gordon arrived just on time as if he was waiting outside the room for the clock to strike the exact time.


‘If this is how he always works, then I’m not surprised that he becomes commissioner in the future.’ Bruce thought as everyone says their pleasantries.


“It’s good to see you’re getting better, Bruce. We were all very worried about you. Especially the news and paparazzi.” Officer Gordon says the word ‘pa...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C5

Not much is known about Joe Chill, except that he appears to be a petty mugger who kills Thomas and Martha Wayne in front of their child, Bruce while trying to take their money and jewelry.


While Bruce is unflinchingly glaring at him and begins crying and calling for help. Chill panics and runs from the scene. Bruce would always remember the murderer's face.


Obviously, these events didn’t happen exactly like that in this world, but this doesn’t change th...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C4

‘This has to be a dream. I can’t actually be Bruce Wayne.’ He thought as he started questioning his reality.


The butler.


The name.


Officer Jim Gordon.


It was all so very convincing and clear compared to any other dream that Bruce has ever had.


Doing what most people would do to prove whether they were in a dream or not, Bruce pinched his arm as hard as he could.


No pain.

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C3

As the light left Bruce’s eyes and a new light took its place, the new Bruce shoved forward, rolling his mother’s body off of him with a quick burst of strength.


‘Huh? Where the f*ck am I?!’ He thought deliriously as he felt the unimaginable pain that the Bruce before him experienced.


“Young Master Bruce??!!” He heard a British accent shout and footsteps rush over.


‘Huh, that sounds like Alfred from Batman...’ The new Bruce ...

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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C2

(The first chapter will be on webnovel at 12pm est. this one is exclusively on patreón. I’m gonna write two more chapters later tonight for patrons as well. See you later)


“W-We gave you everything you wanted. W-Why?” Martha asks as she tugs her son behind her, once again shielding the petrified boy from harm.


“Oh really?” The gunman asked as he points the gun at her now-dead husband’s left wrist. “How do you explain that then?”


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I’m Batman (HP Xover) C1

(I’m back. Sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I hope everyone enjoys the new story. I’m a little nervous because I haven’t written in so long. I hope it doesn’t suck lol)

Outside of the Gotham city Opera house, a family of three leave through a side door and enter into one of the infinite dark and shady alleys that plague the infamous city of crime.


The mother, father, and even the young 10-year-old son were all dressed to impress in what seemed to be very exp...

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