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Ch 19 It doesn't SHIT! Part 2

After observing the commotion for a few more moments, Sam decided to move away from the crowd and continue on his journey. He had seen this kind of marketing ploy more times than he could count and knew that it was all staged. In fact, he knew that it was a marketing idea sent by Jon himself. But there was no denying that it was working wonders for the sales of Starkhorses.

The person who had posed the question was actually a worker under their employ, so there was little to no cost inv...

Ch 19 It doesn't SHIT! Part 1

White Harbor, despite being known as the smallest among the five cities to the people of Westeros, remained the most significant settlement north of the Neck. However, unlike King's Landing, the frigid climate of the North ensured that the city never had to contend with unpleasant odors no matter how much its population increased.

The city of White Harbor was situated on the river White Knife's eastern coastline where it meets the Bite. It is a clean and well-ordered City, with wide str...

The Warg Lord Ch 15 House Codd Part 3

Jon exited his companion after she gave a delighted squeal. He opened his eyes to his own body and stopped leaning against the wall, his body was in the exact same position he had left it at. As he got more proficient with warging, Jon found out that he could leave his body in a default position and that it would stay like that even without his mind wasn't completely there.

It was as if he was able to leave a very tiny part of his consciousness behind that was able to keep all the ess...

Ch 18 The Trip Part 2

"Stop pacing around so much," Ron said, following Harry with his head left and right, "You're going to make me dizzy,"

Both of them were in the Gryffindor dormitory at the moment but just a few hours earlier shit had hit the ceiling when Harry's name had flown out of the Goblet of Fire. Everything had flown past him so quickly that it was only now that the realization hit him like a ton of bricks, and he felt a wave of panic wash over him as he struggled to come to terms with the gravit...

Ch 18 The Trip Part 1

Sirius was in the enormous training room of his manor and standing in front of a wall on which a series of runes were drawn with some space between them. Every rune had a distinct function and Sirius had enlisted Remus's help in making them work. The runes were sketched with special ink and needed a touch of magic every time Sirius required to use them.

The runes were designed so that Sirius could measure various aspects of his body like his speed, strength, and other physical attribute...

Ch 18 Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse Part-2

A few weeks later the victorious lords arrived at Winterfell to the cheers of the crowd with as much pomp and celebration as the North could stomach which wasn't very much.

The feasts the northern's throw may seem dull compared to the feasts by the southerners with their mummer shows, expensive cakes, and barrels of sweet summer wines. However, this does not mean that the feasts in the North are any less enjoyable or festive. While they may lack the theatricality and extravagance of the...

Ch 18 Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse Part-1

Robb and Jon rode together on their horses, the wind whistling in their ears as they made their way to the White Knife. "According to his last letter, they just reached the Moat Cailin," Robb said, breaking the silence. "So it shouldn't take Father that long to reach Winterfell now. And he said that all the Lords will be coming with him as well."

"Why?" Jon asked, tilting his head.

"Well, we just had the first harvest not too long ago," Robb explained. "So I think he just wanted t...

Sirius Black SI- Ch 17 Let me down! Part 2

Beth was telling Misty something when her eyes involuntarily looked up and she immediately stopped in her steps at the sight of live humans hanging from her living room like some kind of ritualistic sacrifice, considering that one of them was her half-dressed granddaughter, she couldn't stop herself from cursing, "What in the bloody fu*k is this?"

"Granny! Thank Merlin you're finally here. Come on, Get me down from her, fast!" Celine said, her body swinging involuntarily in her exciteme...

Sirius Black SI- Ch 17 Let me down! Part 1

"So you're Beth's granddaughter, Huh," Sirius asked as a conversation starter but the only response he got was a grunt so he turned his head and innocently asked, "What's that? I didn't catch it,"

"I said Yes! you f**king Pervert!" the girl said furiously, her voice making it clear that she wanted nothing more than to beat the shit out of him but sadly the only thing she could do was swing around like a pendulum, "And if you turn your head one more time—I'll F**KING Kill You!"

"...

The Warg Lord- Ch 17 Nature's Documentary Part 1

Jon was hiding in a tree deep inside the forest of Wolfswood, he was deeper than he had ever been. In fact, he was so deep, that even reaching here took him more than six hours of continuous running and that too following a safe path shown by Frost (which avoided all predator territories) because for anyone else it would have taken them more than a few days to arrive here as they would have to fight through wolf packs, boars, bears and all sorts of small and big beasts who called this huge fo...

The Warg Lord- Ch 17 Nature's Documentary Part 2

The two shadowcats were slowly moving toward the cave. They had thick black fur with white stripes and were the size of a mountain lion from Jon's past life. The main thing to take notice of was that both of them had visible injuries, with the smaller female one being more injured than the other, as she was visibly limping.

There was a huge scar on the back of the smaller one that almost looked fatal and from that Jon was able to deduce that they were a victim of a failed bear hunt. The...

Sirius Black SI Ch 16 How's it hanging? Part 3

The woman was one of those rare ones who you only need to see from the back to know that she would be a pretty one.

"Gran! Misty!" She called out but she had no better success than Sirius had a while back, "Where the f**k could they have gone at this time of the day..." she irritatedly mumbled to herself.

Sirius was confused for a moment about why in Merlin's name had the woman not noticed him yet before he looked around and immediately got the reason.

The sofa he was seated...

Sirius Black SI Ch 16 How's it hanging? Part 2

In front of Sirius was an elaborately decorated pedestal that was about a meter tall, and behind that was nothing but a dead end. There was a shiny emerald brooch placed on a cushion on the top and it was shown in such a way as if it was a prize for the winner.

But the brooch stank of a malicious dark curse from afar without even needing Sirius to use his wand for a preliminary scan, which spoke a lot about the strength of the curse.

There was also a small sentence etched undernea...

Sirius Black SI Ch 16 How's it hanging? Part 1

Sirius was falling down very quickly but his intuitions promptly took over and he instantly transformed into his Beerus form mid-air, and while he was disoriented for a moment and it took him a few tries he was eventually able to use his steel-like claws to carve into the walls, they immediately slowed down his descent while producing loud irritating scratching noise until finally, he came to a stop.

He kept his body still like that for quite a while, just hanging there with his claws i...

The Warg Lord Ch 16 Do they cut "that" off at the Wall? Part 3

The reavers who had been leading them had unknowingly fallen into a mud trap while they were chasing after the villagers without focusing. And now that Tristan thought about it he remembered that all the Greenlanders had run along the borders while avoiding the center.

Before they could comprehend anything and try to bring out the ones who were stuck in the mud, the cowardly villagers who were running away suddenly turned around and the pirates were quick to notice the bows in their han...

The Warg Lord Ch 16 Do they cut "that" off at the Wall? Part 2

On board a ship that was slowly moving along with the wind, a young teen was standing on the lookout but he was barely doing any looking out.

Tristan had joined the crew under House Codd only recently, (he mentioned joined but the truth was that they were the only ones who would pick him,) and his luck was so good that on his very first trip out of iron islands, they had taken him on the greatest raid in Westeros in decades.

No one had told Tristan that they would be assaulting La...

The Warg Lord Ch 16 Do they cut "that" off at the Wall? Part 1

P.O.V Change

It was one of those rare mornings when the sky was clear instead of the usual depressing grey and the warmth of the Sun gave more vitality to people in the North, and the pleasing weather also put Ser Rodrik in a good mood.

He was standing at the edge of an impromptu field and watching over the men at arms as they drilled. He was standing a few meters away from the place where they had set up their temporary camp.

This place, where they set up camp, was chosen w...

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Sorry! There may not be any updates this week because I am traveling to attend a friend's wedding.

Sirius Black SI Ch 15 The Fall Part-3

"NOT AGAINN—" Sirius's scream was abruptly cut off as he was thrown onto the ground by the portkey he had been handed by his crazy mentor.

"Ugh..." He groaned while getting up from the ground where he had fallen face down. Due to the portkey starting abruptly, Sirius didn't keep his hands tucked and wasn't able to land on his feet. He could feel the rough earth below him but it was so dark that he wasn't able to see anything.

"Lumos!"

Sirius chanted after taking out his wa...

Sirius Black SI Ch 15 The Fall Part-2

He already had a lot of magic due to his strong soul and the increase in magical control allowed him to actually use that reservoir of magic that he wasn't able to before—due to his shoddy magical control.

After about 3 weeks of following that routine religiously without taking any breaks, he got a very welcome surprise.

He was just coming out of his regular Enhanced Occlumency session when he noticed that even though he wasn't concentrating or trying to maintain his Occlumency,...

Sirius Black SI Ch 15 The Fall Part-1

Sirius P.O.V

Sirius was sitting cross-legged on the ground in the usual meditation pose he used while doing his occlumency training but this time he didn't have his eyes closed nor was he sitting still, instead he was continuously moving his hands from time to time just with a bit of hesitation as if scared of something.

But the weird thing was, his eyes were open but he couldn't see, his ears were open but he couldn't hear, his nose was open but he... W-Wait he could still breath...

The Warg Lord Ch 15 House Codd Part 2

As they were training Jon felt a familiar ping go inside his head which him stop swinging his sword at once, even though it had not happened too many times he immediately understood that it was Frost knocking on his mind door.

So he quickly left the middle of the training ground and went toward the weapon rack in the corner. He went into the shadow of the weapon rack and leaned against the wall before he closed his eyes while looking like he was just taking a breather.

A second la...

The Warg Lord Ch 15 House Codd Part 1

A small figure stood in a grass field that seemed to stretch as far as eyes could see. If someone looked at the figure a bit closely they would be to sense that it wasn't a real person as it would seem like the figure was missing some of the finer details, for example, it had no ears to speak of and its eyes were a bit out of place, it was as if the one who created him was an amateur painter.

Only someone who had known him for a long time would be able to interpret that the small figure...

Sirius Black SI Ch The Prank 14 Part 2

All three of them looked ahead and there coming along the corridor were the infamous Slytherin cronies, Malfoy, and thugs.

"Stuff off, Malfoy," Ron said before Malfoy could say anything further.

"That's not how your talk to your betters Weasley," Malfoy dismissively said before he noticed the robes in Ron's hands, "Is that a new Dress Robe Weasley? Did you cry to your mother because she sent you that hideous dress,"

"Don't talk about my mother,"

"Don't ...

Sirius Black SI Ch 14 The Prank Part 1

Third-person POV:
Ron walked along the Seventh floor in a deserted corridor, looking at every cupboard he passed by. He was carrying three different bags in his hands including his own, "Ugh... What does she fill it with," he complained as one of the bags was much more stuff than the other two.
Before long he came across a line of broom cupboards and started walking along it while counting, "One... Two... Three... It should be this one," He mumbled and went closer to the cupboard and al...

The Warg Lord-Ch 14 A Plan Part-3

"I did," Jon said while moving to stand beside Robb, Lady stark was heavily pregnant at the moment so the people gathered here at the moment were the decision maker of the Winterfell and The North.

There is a reason why Lord Stark started teaching Robb about ruling from an absurdly young age. If a person from Jon's previous world looked at it they would find it unbelievable but Jon had understood from a young age that it was wrong to think about the customs of a medieval fantasy world t...

The Warg Lord-Ch 14 A Plan Part-2

"Good! let's go, Peggy," Jon said and immediately started running ahead while following frost whose location was like a beacon in his head, with his white horse keeping up with him easily through the trees, roots, rocks, and difficult forest ground.

It would be almost impossible for a normal horse to move expertly through this terrain the way Jon's horse was doing. Jon had trained her since the day he had gotten her to move in all kinds of different situations and it was only possible b...

The Warg Lord-Ch 14 A Plan Part-1

Deep inside the middle of the wolfswood forest, there was a constant fight for survival happening between prey and predators. The varieties of tree species inside this forest were too numerous to be counted by even the Maesters. But the most common of them were oak, evergreen, black brier, sentinels, soldier pines, hawthorn, beech, ash, chestnuts, ironwoods, and firs.

On a particular ironwood tree, a dead stag was hanging from one of its sturdy branches, and if that was not unusual enou...

Sirius Black SI--Ch 13 I Passed!! Part 3

"Ah... That was fun," Sirius mumbled with a sigh of satisfaction, it felt great to tease someone who gave such amusing reactions.

"Using problem as an opportunity... Huh," Sirius unconsciously mumbled to himself the advice he just gave to Harry. The phrase kept on revolving inside his mind and he didn't know how much time had passed when he immediately sat up, "Why didn't I think of this earlier," Sirius asked himself excitedly at the wonderful idea that occurred to him.

He imme...

Sirius Black SI--Ch 13 I Passed!! Part 2

The first person he called was his Roommate Remus, he told Remus that he may not arrive at the manor for a few days as he was busy doing something. While Remus didn't know exactly what he was doing, as Dumbledore insisted that the fewer people knew about the Horcrux the better, he knew that he was on a mission that Dumbledore knew about, so he didn't ask too many questions.

The signal was a bit spotty as Remus's image inside the mirror kept on flickering and since Remus was busy with h...