Well it finally happened, to the surprise of no one. Earlier this week I started to experience numbness and tingling in the fingertips of my left hand (and sporadically in my right). Factoring in the symptoms and my lifestyle, most signs point to this being early onset carpal tunnel syndrome, which means the preventative measures I've been taking so far aren't enough.
I spend nearly every waking minute at my keyboard. I use it for work, I use it for gaming, and I use it for writing. It'...
2020-12-11 19:05:42 +0000 UTC
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It's time to unleash your inner rage and pound some bitches! Everyone sent in some great hatefuck suggestions, and now all that's left to do is vote! Here's what we got this week:
Overwatch: D.Va accidently starts beef with a rival streamer and ends up getting gangbanged by said rival's fans.
League of Legends: Janna stops Mundo's treatment on a Zaunite woman and gets forcefully used by the doctor for her meddling.
Persona...
2020-12-07 19:16:30 +0000 UTC
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Suggestions are now open for the next poll, so don't be shy about submitting them! Our theme is hatefucking, so that can be some characters who don't get along or perhaps some that do but maybe they're in the middle of a personal disagreement. Either way, it's time to set sail on the SS Rough Sex!
As always, keep your suggestion short and concise in a single sentence. Leave it in the comment section below of this post. If for whatever reason you're unable to comment, yo...
2020-12-01 20:02:55 +0000 UTC
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Once again, I've paused the payments to my patrons for the month of December like I said I would. I'm still planning to go ahead with unpausing it in January and allowing charges to go through once more for anyone still wishing to support me.
That means this month is your last chance to cancel your subscription if you do not wish to donate now that I am no longer offering prompts. But of course, if you do decide to stay with me, I am very grateful for your support! I just want to be sur...
2020-12-01 17:42:51 +0000 UTC
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This is probably my longest "short" fic yet, which is why I decided to publish it as its own story rather than included in the usual anthology. But in the end, smut is smut. Enjoy some Tifa!
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27802486
HF: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories...
2020-11-30 20:15:51 +0000 UTC
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For this week, I decided to drop the themes and open the poll to total free-for-all suggestions. Anything and everything my followers desired! So without further ado, let's see what they came up with for this poll...
Mortal Kombat: Mileena suffers an instant loss at the hands of Baraka.
Legend of Zelda: Princess Zelda relieves some stress with a lucky and totally random courtier.
Overwatch: Mistaken for a slutty c...
2020-11-23 19:02:46 +0000 UTC
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Well we did a monster theme poll and then an NTR theme, but this time we're just going to open the floor to any and every suggestion you'd like to make. Any kink, any character or pairing, any series, it's up to you!
As always, keep your suggestion short and concise in a single sentence. Leave it in the comment section below of this post. If for whatever reason you're unable to comment, you can also leave your suggestion in the #suggestions channel on my Discord. Use this link to join: ...
2020-11-16 20:04:00 +0000 UTC
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If you're gonna fuck a dragon, make sure you get her sister too! Alexstrasza got lucky last time, and now here's your Ysera smut. Enjoy!
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27593888
HF: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/use...
2020-11-16 20:00:39 +0000 UTC
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Oops! Sorry this one is a bit late. I made the decision to move all polls and story posts from Sunday to Monday to better fit my schedule, but then I forgot to also move my alarm to remind me to do it today. Ah well! You've still got until next Monday to get your vote in.
So like the title says, these are all going to be focused on NTR themes (yummy!) and I got some really juicy suggestions from all you fine folk. So here's what you get to choose from!
League of Legends: <...
2020-11-10 01:30:49 +0000 UTC
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Ysera is the winner! Well... More like Xavius is the winner, and Ysera is going to be suffering a very humiliating loss. How appropriate that our last poll gave us Alexstrasza, and now this time it'll be her sister!
Speaking of which, I've had to delay the Alexstrasza fic until tomorrow. While I'm certain I could finish it later tonight, I don't like to rush them. Giving myself time to sleep on a finished story usually allows me to remember anything I might have forgotten or tighten up ...
2020-11-01 19:24:57 +0000 UTC
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So October is nearly over and I'm sure many of you are wondering what's the plan going forward. Well unfortunately I've made the decision to cancel my current Patreon prompt structure.
That means, going forward, I will no longer be offering prompts in exchange for subscriptions to this Patreon page. 500, 1,000, and 1,500 word prompt rewards will be removed from all tiers. In addition, I'm also unlocking all future voting rights and poll suggestions, meaning you don't ha...
2020-10-26 17:15:37 +0000 UTC
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Its the final week before Halloween, so its time to get voting on which lucky girl is gonna have a close encounter! We got plenty of delicious choices to choose from, so hopefully everyone finds something to their liking. Make your decision soon, the poll closes next Sunday!
2020-10-25 19:28:28 +0000 UTC
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It's time to start thinking about the next poll's options, and this time we're going to go with a theme. And with Halloween around the corner, I can't think of anything better than... Monster fucking!
So leave your comment on this post with your girl of choice and whichever monster you'd like to see them fuck. It can be a creature from classic fairytales (werewolves, trolls, demons, etc) or it can be something specific from that character's franchise (bokoblins, fel guards, etc). Or mix...
2020-10-19 18:20:20 +0000 UTC
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Samus Aran won our last poll (and she very nearly won the current one too!), so here's that story for you all to enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27086053
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PunishedVa...
2020-10-18 19:05:43 +0000 UTC
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Here's today's poll created by the suggestions made by everyone. To be honest I'm pretty surprised they all managed to fit into Patreon's poll system. I'm kinda scared to find out what the limit is... In the future I may try to find a way to narrow them down, but for right now let's just have a little chaos and smack everything up on the wall.
For now, here's the finer details for each girl:
Rey (Star Wars): sex for food, dubcon.
Alleria Windrunner: ...
2020-10-11 19:00:54 +0000 UTC
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I'll be making the new poll tomorrow (Sunday) afternoon. This is your reminder to make your comments on my previous post if you have anything you'd like to see on that poll.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/october-4th-post-42367100
2020-10-10 23:41:17 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for your patience on this one. You can read some dirty, nasty night elf knotting at the links below.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26846506
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Puni...
2020-10-05 23:49:49 +0000 UTC
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I didn't get a chance to finish the Tyrande fic this weekend, but I'll likely get it done either later today or Monday. I'll make a post when it's up.
But regardless, the show must go on. That means it's time to start thinking about next week's poll. However, since October is a paused month I figured there's no reason to limit suggestions to only specific tiers. This time, as an experiment, I'm opening poll suggestions up to the public.
That's right. Anyone readin...
2020-10-04 18:49:40 +0000 UTC
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I've made an executive decision to pause this page for October. That means no one will be charged tomorrow by Patreon... Unless they fuck that up. I have to be honest, I'm getting super fed up with Patreon, and their shitty website and management is just the tip of the iceberg. But that's a conversation for another time.
Since no one will be charged, that means no prompts this month. I need a break. These last few months have been very stressful, and pausing incoming prompts even for 30...
2020-10-01 03:07:20 +0000 UTC
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This week, we're doing something different. Previously we did an all-sequels poll... and this time we're doing close calls! That's right, all the choices in this poll were included in past ones but came in second place by only the slimmest of margins. Now they're back for another shot at the crown, but will these second-placers blow their second chance?!
Darkness (Konosuba) WoW isekai: From one fantasy world to another, Darkness finds herself stranded in war-...
2020-09-27 19:07:14 +0000 UTC
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Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (9/27), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-09-20 19:51:59 +0000 UTC
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Got last poll's winner for you today. Gotta say, I was tempted to make this a sequel to my last Mordred fic, but I feel like that one ended on a very different, more romantic vibe in terms of her relationship with that master. Whereas this new story required a much more devious master, so I guess we'll consider them two different timelines.
Ugh. You know you're getting too invested in your own smut when you're laying out canon for them. Anyways, hope you enjoy!
2020-09-20 19:50:43 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for another late poll. I overslept. My sleeping schedule has gotten pretty fucked up to where I've been falling asleep at 6 or 7AM and waking up in the afternoon, so I gotta get that fixed. As much as I hate mornings, waking up during them with a nice cup of coffee is great!
But enough of that, here's this week's choices:
Quinella (Sword Art Online) domination loss: The laws of the Taboo Index are absolute, and any one who breaks them are sentenced harshly. ...
2020-09-13 20:58:18 +0000 UTC
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Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (9/13), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-09-06 19:54:44 +0000 UTC
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Whew! I actually managed to get this fic down below 3k this time! Well... It's 2.5k... But hey, we're getting there. Naturally, my propensity to put too much plot and setup before the SEEEEEX really pumps up the length, but I suppose that's what makes a Varmint fic, right?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26326075
2020-09-06 19:53:33 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for posting so late, I had a pretty rough day. But I wanted to make a quick announcement about a slight change in Patreon rewards.
From now on, patrons will have two months to claim their prompt rewards. That means if you've yet to send me your request for August's prompt, you have until the end of September before it goes away.
This is mainly being done to keep my benefits page clean so I can better keep track of recent prompts that are due, rather than allowing old r...
2020-09-02 03:11:12 +0000 UTC
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Whew, feels like this month went by in a flash. But the smut train stops for nothing! We keep on trucking, and so does this poll. Here are your candidates for the week.
Mordred forced prostitution: Legendary warrior Mordred, progeny of the king, has been once more summoned to our world, but this time her new master isn't interested in the grail war. Instead, he's putting his servant to better use by sending her out in the night and earning him some extra cash...
2020-08-30 18:51:03 +0000 UTC
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Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (8/30), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-08-23 18:09:04 +0000 UTC
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This week's fic got a little out of control and spiraled up to nearly the 4,000-word point. Although I initially pitched these fics as roughly 2,000, lately they've been growing bigger and bigger. A large part of that is due to my personal interest in the winners, so naturally I want to write more of them. Which is a good thing! Better that than end up writing something I dislike.
But I should exercise more restraint in the future and dial back some of these fics. I often get carried aw...
2020-08-23 18:07:56 +0000 UTC
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