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April 19th Suggestion Post

Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (4/26), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.  

D.Va Short and Poll Winner

Got last poll's winner here for you, the D.Va lost bet fic. I'll put it up on AO3 later when I think of a good title...

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PunishedVarmint/35172/Filthy-Flash-Fics/109948/Chapter-11/D.Va-lost-bet-vibrator-masturbation-semi-public 

The latest...

Call for Tiebreakers

The current poll is set to expire in just under 24 hours from now, and we've got three choices that are all very close to one another. If anyone hasn't voted (or you've saved your multiple choice pick), be sure to get your vote in quickly and help prevent a tie!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/april-12th-poll-35926173 

April 12th Poll

Happy Easter! Grab yourself some peeps, I got another poll for you all. Once again, it closes next Sunday.

Patreon prompts are going a bit slow right now since I'm trying to wrap up some stories that are far overdue, but they should definitely all be completed before the month ends. 

Discord Server Now Live

The official Punished Varmint server is now operational. Once you've joined, be sure to message me with your Patreon name and I'll assign your patron role privileges.

https://discord.gg/2ExC2s6

April 5th Suggestion Post

You know the drill. Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (4/12), followed shortly by the creation of the poll. 

Jaina smut and our new winner!

Happy April, friends! I've got your Jaina fic from the last poll all done, ready for your enjoyment.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23499106
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PunishedVarmint/35172/Filthy-F...

Your End of March Poll!

I've got another story poll for you, built with patron help of course. Give a look at the choices and places your vote(s)! You've got until next Sunday to do so.

Drop your poll suggestions here

You know the drill. Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (3/28), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.

Zelda Story Complete!

Right on schedule (an unusual occurrence for me), here is the previous poll's winner! You can read it at one of the two links below. For future reference, I will not be posting full stories on Patreon considering how utterly draconian and anti-smut this website is. Gotta protect myself, ya know?

 https://archiveofourown.org/works/23265088 

 2020-03-22 18:49:53 +0000 UTC View Post

New Poll!

Got a poll for you folks, but first some brief notes.

I hadn't realized that my previous story schedule only gave me one week to write the story, from the time a winner is decided to release. So I'm pushing back the Zelda story one week from now. That way a story arrives on the same day a new winner is decided, and I get a longer more reasonable time period to write it.

Next, at the advice of a patron, I'm making future character suggestion posts visible only to qualifying patron ...

Poll Winner! Drop off your suggestions

Well, I knew it would happen, but I had hoped last night's call for extra votes would prevent a tie. But we've got Sylvanas neck-and-neck with Zelda... And I'm gonna have to call the tiebreaker in Zelda's favor since I personally would like to do a fic about her for once. So look forward to that very soon!

The next poll will be created next Sunday. If you're in the appropriate tier, drop your character+kink in the comments! And if I don't get at least three suggestions, I'll fill out th...

Poll Closing Soon!

There's only 14 hours left on the story poll, so let your voice be heard if you've been holding back! 

In addition, once it wraps up tomorrow I'll be asking for suggestions on the next poll, so make sure you're in the right tier if you want to get in on that.

New Tiers are Live! And a Story Poll

All the new pledge tiers have been activated, so you now have access to a higher word count with your monthly prompt if you so wish. I've tried to make the benefits of each tier as self-explanatory as possible, but if you have a question please don't hesitate to message me. And, as a reminder, if you do choose to upgrade Patreon only charges you the difference between your current tier and the new tier.

Now let's discuss how the Patreon polls will work going forward. 

Jaina Story Finished (and new Patreon tiers)

At long last, the Jaina story that won the fetish poll waaaaay back in November is complete. Clocking in around 8,000 words, this beast rapidly got out of control as my imagination exceeded my initial ambitions. But it's finally posted now and you can read it at your preferred site below, either Archive of Our Own or Hentai Foundry:

 https://archiveofourown.org/works/22943029 

&...

Upcoming Changes

Yo yo yo, it's Varmint here with your monthly update. As always, here's your reminder for all current patrons to send me their 500-word prompts ASAP. I got most of the prompts done early last month (which made the end of January less stressful), and it was all thanks to you guys!

Now let's talk about something that's been on my mind for a while. Back in October I ran a poll for a patron-chosen story, and the winner was a Jaina Proudmoore story. N...

Livestream Time!

We're going live in about ten minutes. Here are the rules again, copy and pasted from the last post. 

1) ALL REQUESTS ARE FREE. For now, I am not charging for prompts. If you have an idea, and you're present in the chat, you may throw me a request without the exchange of moooooney. This is a trial run, and I might be shit at it, so I don't want anyone wasting their dollars on my incompetence.

2) Because these are FREE, I have a few restrictions....

New Year, New Post!

What's up, everybody! Welcome to 2020, same as 2019. While I'm not planning on doing any major overhauls to my Patreon structure in terms of tiers and benefits, I am hoping somewhat to be more communicative in terms of how much I post on here. So consider this your reminder to check your Patreon settings concerning e-mail notifications for new blog posts. I don't want to bother anyone with constant e-mail spam each time I post a new entry, and for those who do want to be both...

Time for Do-Nut December!

Hey hey hey, it's your friendly neighborhood Varmint with your December update. 

Let's kick off with the obvious, send me your patron prompts ASAP! Many of you have been really diligent in getting me to these as soon as the charges come through, and for that I thank you. I'm a bit scatter-brained most of the time, so I have a hard time keeping track of everything only to often realize, like a day or two before the month is over, "oh crap, I've still got to ask like...

Future Plans

I was going to make this post yesterday in celebration of Patron Day, but I was so exhausted after work that I didn't want to do anything but just pass out in bed. So my apologies.

But yeah, let's start off with a big thank you to all the patrons who have supported me these last couple months. I know I say thank you a lot, but it probably can't be said often enough. So thank you! It's nice to know my work stands out so much that you want to support it, but overall it makes me...

November Prompts and Goals Moving Forward

Happy November! Hope you got your Christmas decorations out. But even if you don't, let's talk about a few things.

First of all, it's time to get those new patron prompts sent in to me. I'm going to hold off on the Jaina dominatrix story that won the last poll for a while so I can catch up on some backlogged projects, including Patreon benefits for all you lovely sponsors. So get me those ideas pronto. 

Second, I want to talk about something that's been on my mind ...

The Next Kinktober Poll!

The Fire Emblem winning story from the last poll is now up! You can check it out at either of the links below:

 http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PunishedVarmint/38114/Lyns-Rude-Awakening 

 https://archiveofourown.org/works/21083909 

Which me...

Weekend Plans, submit your prompts!

The next chapter of Torgus and Korlain, which won the Patreon poll quite some time ago, is finally done! You can find links to both HF and AO3 at the following tweet:  https://twitter.com/PunishedVarmint/status/1182741410149216256 

As much as I would like to start immediately on the Lyndis story that won Friday's poll, I've decided to devote this weekend to making ...

Vote Now! The Kink Poll is Live!

Everything is coming along rather timely. I hope to have the next chapter of Torgus and Korlain done after this weekend, so that means it's time to start thinking about what I'll be writing after that. Which is where you all come in.

As I stated on Twitter, the polls this month are going to be themed after Kink-tober. That means each poll choice will be deep diving into one or more kinks for fun and games. The poll will run until noon EST Monday. So without further ado...

October Rewards and Upcoming Poll Changes

Welcome to October! It's a fine month. We get that cool, breezy fall air and some nice and colorful leaves. Oh and plenty of fine smut.

First order of business are all the patron prompts that you guys deserve for October. Since this Patreon has accumulated a lot of commissions, it's very important that all my patrons reach out to me with their prompt idea ASAP. It's getting more difficult for me to keep track of you all, so I want you to take some responsibility and sen...

September Check-in

This has been another unproductive month for me, but for different reasons than last month. While nothing major has happened, it's all been a series of minor incidents and unexpected bills that have forced me to focus more on my day job as opposed to writing. Death of a thousand cuts, as it were. 

Since I already type for a living, it's very demotivating to finally wrap up a 6 to 8 hour just to sit back down at a computer desk that I already never leave and be faced with the challe...

September Check-In

Happy September everyone! It's that time again where I gather up everyone's commission requests and get busy. Last month I ended up cutting everything really close and didn't post a lot of stuff until the end of the month, but hopefully this time around I'll get everything done sooner without so many emergencies cropping up.

So feel free once more to send your prompt ideas if you're a $5 or above patron. Otherwise I'll get in touch with you in the coming days. Thank you once ...

New E-Mail

I've hit a major setback this past weekend. My previous e-mail account (@writeme.com) has been locked without explanation, and when I tried to contact the support team to get it unlocked they essentially told me they "looked into it and decided it would remain locked." So fuck those guys. Big tip, never ever ever ever use Mail.com.

So I've got a new e-mail now: punishedvarmint@gmail.com

Unfortunately that means everything in that last e-mail has been lost. Prompts, contact informa...

Poll Results!

The story poll has officially ended and the winner is... Drum roll please...

Torgus and Korlain Do Azeroth!

Our plucky orc-tauren duo came in at a whopping 15 votes after factoring in the patron tier benefits, whereas our second place runner-ups (D.Va and Tifa) came in at 6 votes each. Those patron votes really can make a difference if you apply them in the right place.

You can definitely expect some poll options to show up again in fut...

Happy August! Here's a poll.

New month, new commissions! I'm sure all of you who have pledged at a high enough tier to receive a story are eager to give me your ideas, so I will be reaching out to you likely within the coming week. But if you don't want to wait, feel free to reach out and start a conversation with me about your idea. I don't mind at all. As always I can be reached on either Twitter, by e-mail, or through Patreon's messaging system.

And at long last it's time to take advantage of an...