Heyho, you funky sexy artificial intelligences!
Our winning pose is here!
Both androids girls will have a similar pose* in the minigame - I have to admit they really look cute next to each other! You'll love it! :)
Good choice, guys, and thanks for voting!
* Don't worry, though, I won't mirror them or something like that, every pose is painted freshly and uniquely!
So... I'm off to animate the android girls :) Now that we know that a huge part of you**...
2018-08-19 21:59:18 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy animated gifters!
I just thought to myself that I'd like to show you more animations in your Patreon feed, but I'm not sure if you'd like that too.
So...
Let's have a poll about gifs! :)
I've played around with gif generators and resizers, and while I was able to reduce their filesize quite a bit, they're always going to be quite big shown at higher...
2018-08-16 12:38:53 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy android minigame programmers!
Congratulations, we're almost done! May I present to you Cybeatrize, just as god, I mean Beatrize created her... and just how she'll appear in the sexy minigame in v.0.2.56!
Next up is Cybeatrize's ❤️ SEXtended Pose ❤️ :)
Stay funky,
Dez
2018-08-14 21:54:39 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy tailnuts!
It's the final sprint before the next release! As with the last release, there's a plethora of small things to do and little bugs to squash, as well as playtesting and adjustments to already existing pieces of the game.
The most important bits are as follows:
🎵 Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0:
- The main room of version 0.2.56 is the dorm, it has been painted and almost all little doodads and inte...
2018-08-12 21:56:20 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy dorm raiders!
Another room for the next update!
You already know Robolty and Cybeatrize, Bolty's and Beatrize's little side project, and here's the rest of their room! Pretty tidy for those two, right?
The left side (where Bianka and Banana sleep) will be accessible in another update.
Next up are the two minigame poses you voted for recently ;)
Stay funky and clean up your rooms,
Dez
2018-08-11 21:51:22 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy minigame afficionados!
It's time to finish our little android programming exercise! I need your help with deciding how Quidget's little fooling around ( = minigame) with the android girls will go down.
The minigame will include Robolty AND Cybeatrize, both will present themselves to you in the same pose. The question is:
Which pose do you like m...
2018-08-08 00:49:29 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy explorers!
Every game needs corridors, right? (Some games even consist of only corridors, haha).
Okay, it's not as special as the laboratories, I get that. We changed the layout of the whole map in order to make walking around more enjoyable for you, and hey... We'll still build in a few sexy surprises for you, one of which will be part of the upcoming version!
Stay funky and give your own corridor some love,
Dez
2018-08-04 21:54:14 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, everybody!
So, Patreon seems to have moved their payment to the UK, resulting in troubles with payment processing for almost all Patreons, including ours.
Damnit Patreon, you had one job!
We apologize for all the trouble.
Make sure (if you intend to keep supporting us, of course ❤️ ) to check your payment informations once again so that the payment can go through successfully.
Sometimes just hitting "Retry" seems to do the trick...
2018-08-02 20:14:07 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy Patrons!
A few of you might have noticed weird things going on with their pledges, mainly cards declined out of nowhere.
Don't worry about this yet, it's most likely a bug or something on Patreon's end and will be fixed sooner than later. I'll keep you updated on the situation.
Thanks for having our backs and I wish you an awesome August! <3
Stay funky, you generous guys!
Dez
2018-08-02 15:36:41 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy review lovers!
Hentai game reviewer extraordinaire Shades has done it again, this time with Quidget 2.0!
Enjoy the review and may the day Shades runs out of euphemisms for female genitalia never come! ;)
Stay funky,
Dez
2018-07-30 17:25:46 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy tailnuts!
It's too hot! We're melting!
Between the heat wave that hit us in the last weeks, our overheated computers and you flaming hot people - here's what we did to cool down a bit:
Spoiler: Working on naughty games doesn't help against the heat at all :D
🎵 Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0:
- A new room has been designed (and re-designed soon after): The corridor that connects the kitchen with the two...
2018-07-29 23:21:16 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy artful lovers!
Wait, what? Are we doing furries now?
Those of you who know my first fanart also know that I sometimes enjoy painting characters I like from other games. It's just a fun way to relax and to pay my respect to those creators who helped and inspired us along our way.
This time, it's Armida, the sexy wolf gi...
2018-07-29 21:51:31 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy evil geniuses!
Today, I'd like to share a sentimental moment with you guys.
For the first time since we try our hands at making games, somebody made a fanart of our characters for us!
Our fan SnailGuy captured the scientific spirit of Quidget 2.0 by introducing mechanic dildos and by multiplying the amount of Mr. Handys by eight!
Bolty really should take a leaf out of SnailGuy's book, don't you think? ;)
I particu...
2018-07-25 20:18:05 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy Love Ninjas!
Some androids dream of electric sheep, but our two sexy robotic girls dream of completely different things!
Well, the electric part will be true in the final version ;) Let us surprise you!
I have to say it's pretty fun to draw girl-on girl scenes! Although it's slightly more work, I feel like upgrading some of the other planned scenes to contain more protagonists.
What do you guys think?
Stay funky,
Dez
2018-07-23 21:57:25 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy androids!
It's so much fun to do these polls :)
Almost as much fun as Cybeatrize's pleasure circuits register during Robolty's little toy play!
By the way, the toy depicted here is just a placeholder, the final version will be a little surprise to one of our most celestial users!
Stay funky,
Dez
2018-07-20 21:57:11 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy questers!
I'm designing a 'New Quest!' graphic for v.0.3.0 and would love to hear your input.
The question is - do we need to differentiate between main quests and sub quests? Or doesn't it really matter?
That's how the sub quest graphic would look like:
2018-07-18 20:15:07 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy tailnuts!
Did I skip posting a Funky Weekly Update? Damnit!
I still hope you had two wonderful summer weeks :) Here's what we did during that time:
🎵 Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0:
- After the release, we kinda did several things at once - working on the next release, reacting to feedback and planning for the future
- Preliminary artwork was done for the new room and the Robolty & Cybeatrize scenes (thanks fo...
2018-07-18 12:50:30 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy AI programmers!
Our little programming exercise continues! Somehow (I won't tell how yet) Robolty and Cybeatrize got a sweet little toy in their hands... and you're gonna tell them how to use it!
As we know already, Bolty and Beatrize forgot to include any sexy behaviours in their android twins' artificial intelligence routines.
So, tell me: How would ...
2018-07-15 20:10:28 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sextended androids!
It was close, but in the end, pose 2 won the race :)
I'm sure Quidget will have a good time with your choice, and Robolty's and Cybeatrize's pleasure circuits will register a satisfying amount of arousal as well :D!
The next thing on our list is to determine how this will continue... Expect another vote during the weekend! We're looking forward to learn what pleasures you the most!
Stay funky,
Dez
2018-07-13 21:58:38 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy robots!
Thank you for voting! <3 It was really impressive how many people chose the pose of their liking, and it was much closer this time!
But alas, two poses had to come out on top - here you see the second place of Robolty's and Cybeatrize's foreplay routine ;)
I can't wait to animate this for you to enjoy!
Stay funky,
Dez
2018-07-11 20:09:45 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy AI programmers!
I have here these two fine android specimens, waiting to get programmed - and I need your help in deciding what to do!
Bolty and Beatrize seemingly forgot to include any sexy behaviours in their android twins' artificial intelligence routines (and that's why they build them in the first place, right? Definitely not for something as trivial...
2018-07-08 21:08:43 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy brainbears!
Hope you're all fine and sunny, wherever you are! We're kinda in a bit of post-release daze :D Nah, jk!
We're on it again, harder than ever!
With the support of all you wonderful Love Ninjas we've finally hit the goal where I can work steadily on our games!
It's only half the day for now, but I'll make those hours count, yeah!
Here's what we did in week 26 of 2018:
🎵 Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0:...
2018-07-05 21:40:21 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy name generator!
We need your help naming Beatrize's android twin! These are the suggestions we liked the most, and now it's your turn to decide on the best name!
If you want to get a better picture of her (maybe that'd help you with your decision ;) - check out this post:
2018-07-04 22:25:28 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy love droids!
More robot girls, more fun! Bolty's gotten some company in the form of Beatrize's android look-alike, who's name is...
... we don't know yet, let's decide this in a poll!
We've gotten some suggestions from you wonderful guys, I'll throw mine in as well and then - let's vote!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/poll-robolty-19869569
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2018-07-04 22:14:30 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy sexmachines!
The new room in version 0.3 will be the Sciene Ninja girls' dorm, where our girls sleep and work on their private projects in their free time.
Beatrize shares a room with Bolty, and what is they work on?
Android versions of themselves... Way to play god, huh?
Don't hate on me for her name tho... Bolty's robotic twin is called...
>>> ROBOLTY !!! <<< :D
I ha...
2018-07-03 14:36:13 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy wiener dogs!
Science is in the air!
Enjoy the newest Public Version of Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0!
Teach Beatrize how to 'Measure with pleasure'! Help Bolty with her 'experiments' in woman-machine-interaction! Oh, and don't forget to look for secrets!
Play it directly in your browser
🍆 https://www....
2018-07-01 15:03:50 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy Love Ninjas and Gods of Love! <3
There's one golden rule for a healthy, fulfilled life:
Double the lewdness!
In accordance with this ancient wisdom, we present you the ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️of Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0 (Alpha v.0.2.0)!
🔥 In every lewd scene, you now have to option to SEXtend your pleasure with the SEXtended option (you'll see it when you get there)!
>>&...
2018-07-01 13:27:12 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy wonderwiener!
Thanks for playing Quidget! If you got stuck, here's the lube to your playthrough ;)
Quest One: Power the Lightning Oven
- Talk with Beatrize and get the quest to fetch some sticks and something to light them on fire with
- Go to the working table with the stick-throwing machine and grab the Wooden Sticks and ...
2018-06-30 11:02:54 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy tailnuts!
I hope you all are well and enjoying the summer! We definitely are, but maybe in a different way... By doing all sorts of little stuff for the next release!
🎵 Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0:
- Before every release, it seems that there's always one huuuuuge list with to dos :D Well, that's basically what we were doing all the time. Fixing bugs like crazy, fighting against RPG Maker to get more ...
2018-06-28 20:36:11 +0000 UTC
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Heyho, you funky sexy bondage lovers!
You voted for Bolty's ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️ finale, and boy was it a close one! In the end (with all the voting power of our Gods of Love and our First Love Ninjas included), Position 1 won the race!
We're planning to do this one like the Love Meter minigame featured in Pigglet in Mrs. Big Bad Wyvern. Push push push the button! ;)
Stay funky!
Dez
2018-06-24 23:30:46 +0000 UTC
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