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2020-03-05 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI first encountered Guardians of the ‘Hood when I was 13 years old, and thought gay jokes were the height of sophistication. Implying that my friends might enjoy penis was my Frasier, and even I knew something was wrong with Guardians of the ‘Hood. I played my first game, turn...
2020-03-04 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're anything like me, you default to your favorite weapons when you're too drunk to work nunchucks. Enemies have blocked every exit. Your muscle memory takes over and without a conscious thought, your slightly engorged penis and a ropey braid of chest hair are in your hands, whistling through the air....
2020-03-03 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostListen, you want to be like that kid getting beat up behind the Jamba Juice. We all do. That’s why those bullies are showing him the scenic route to his own underwear: Because he wore swim fins on the bus and they could not handle his comedic genius. But how? How can we be more like the person voted “Mo...
2020-03-02 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe worst video game company that will ever be, Blaby Computer Games, was founded in 1983. For the next five years they published only one thing-- bad copies of existing games for off-brand platforms. For instance, they made a copy of Tron for the Dragon 32 and called it Trun. Fucking TRUN...
2020-03-01 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHi, I'm Sean Reiley, but if you've seen my work at Cracked.com, Electronic Gaming Monthly, or any of your favorite magazines, Internets, or television shows, you know me as Seanbaby. And, of course, if you're on BlackSinglesMeet you know me as Penetration Kenny. It's REFLECTING DA...
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