There were two bars in Hogsmeade. One was the Three Broomsticks, a clean and cheerful place run by the gorgeous Madame Rosmerta.
That wasn’t where Harry was headed.
He stopped in the street, staring up at the dingy pub in front of him. The windows were too dirty to see through, even though it was still the afternoon. A sign of a large, ugly, tusked boar was hanging above the door, advertising the Hog’s Head Bar.
Harry walked forward, pushing open the door and stepping in...
2025-01-03 04:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Harry devoted his entire life to stopping Voldemort, ultimately dying to do it. In a world torn to shreds by their fighting, the only thing that kept him going was the company of his wives.
Yet when he dies, he immediately finds himself in the past, in a world where Harry Potter lost his trial and had his wand snapped before his fifth year. Harry won't let anything - not Azkaban, not the corrupt ministry, and not even Voldemort himself - stop him from reconnecting with his wives and giv...
2025-01-03 04:00:02 +0000 UTC
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2025-01-03 01:09:31 +0000 UTC
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2025-01-03 01:07:14 +0000 UTC
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Severus Snape, nine years old, skipped down the dirty Muggle street, uncaring for his mismatched clothes or unclean hair.
For once, he was thrilled. He felt like singing. All because he had found it, finally. Something that was meant to be his. Something that was worth possessing.
He hadn’t been sure, when that redheaded girl first started showing the signs, but he’d approached her anyway. A Muggleborn. Not quite a proper witch, but the next closest thing, and actually better ...
2025-01-02 04:53:35 +0000 UTC
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Severus Snape was deep into an explanation about the fascinating intricacies of working with Wormwood in potions, and the way he was better at it than any other student in the school, when his walk with Lily Evan's was interrupted in the rudest way ever.
SMACK!
The deep, fleshy clap made him jump, and when he turned her found Lily rubbing her ass through her Hogwarts robes as a grinning James Potter strode by.
“I’ll see you tonight, Lily!” the asshole proclaimed loudly...
2025-01-02 04:52:51 +0000 UTC
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2025-01-02 04:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Harry was sure they would’ve looked extremely silly if anyone had been around to watch. He and Tonks circled each other, both with their wands raised, her wearing nothing by way of pants.
He refused to let his first loss get into his head. If he got irritated and lost his cool, he’d only end up in the same position again. It would snowball from there. If he wanted to get a win today, it was going to require some thinking outside of the box.
His brain skimmed over his str...
2025-01-01 20:19:14 +0000 UTC
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When the first Hogsmeade Weekend rolled around, Harry had already sent a letter ahead before ever hopping on the carriage. When they reached town, he excused himself from Ron and Hermione, heading away for what he called an ‘important meeting’.
Ron at least had looked like he still wanted to come, but Hermione discouraged that. Harry was pretty sure she knew that when he met with THIS Auror, official business wasn’t the only thing he was going to be doing.
“Wotcher, Harry!...
2025-01-01 20:18:25 +0000 UTC
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Lunch was all but over by the time Harry and the girls had their clothes on. Daphne stood there, her face still flushed, while Fleur prowled in a circle around here.
“Are you satisfied?” Fleur asked.
“Extremely!” Daphne said, as if talking to a drill sergeant.
“Who owns your slutty little pussy?”
“Harry Potter does!”
“Good, good. And when you go back to the rest of the Slytherins, are you going to tell them what you saw here?”
“Only th...
2025-01-01 20:17:41 +0000 UTC
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“Draco wanted information to start rumors about you!” Daphne cried out.
“Wow, I never would’ve guessed that,” Harry said sarcastically. “Why did he think he would’ve gotten that by having you spy on a detention, of all things? If you answer, I might let you down.”
Daphne had been strung up on one wall of the charm’s classroom. She had also been stripped out of her robes, revealing her large breasts, narrow hips, and shapely ass. None of her assets were on par wit...
2025-01-01 20:16:44 +0000 UTC
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Exactly one week into the term, Harry got his first great shock.
He and the rest of the Gryffindors were settling in for a Charms Class. They had been paired with the Slytherin this year, something that even Flitwick’s excellent teaching couldn’t completely overcome to make the period enjoyable. Draco and his goons had been strangely quiet so far this school year, even in class, but that only made Harry want to watch them more closely.
The surprise wasn’t anything to do with...
2025-01-01 20:16:14 +0000 UTC
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Harry and Lavender weren’t exactly slick, slipping in late to the feast after a chunk of the First Years had already been sorted. Parvati, at least, looked at them like she knew exactly what they’d been up to. Harry got similar looks from Ginny and Hermione, though theirs seemed slightly annoyed. Neither of them were Lavender’s biggest fan.
But as Harry sat, choosing a seat between Ginny and Parvati, they talked about ordinary things. Unlike in previous years, there weren’t any ...
2025-01-01 20:13:46 +0000 UTC
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Harry was in a damn good mood after a trip like that. Why wouldn't he be? He got to enjoy the company of two very beautiful, very eager girls. Whatever distaste he felt in Slughorn’s cabin couldn’t last after something like that.
He returned to the compartment he began the trip in, finding that Neville had returned while he, Ginny and Luna had been preoccupied. They arrived in Hogsmeade shortly.
“Draco didn’t even show up to the prefect meeting,” Ron admitted as they wal...
2025-01-01 20:13:04 +0000 UTC
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For the first time since starting at Hogwarts, Harry rode the train without Ron or Hermione. It felt strange. But his two best friends both had prefect responsibilities this year, including riding in a specific cabin, so he was left to fend for himself.
It wasn’t like he was on his own, either. Luna and Neville sat with him, in a compartment they had all to themselves.
“Did you both enjoy your Summer?” Neville asked as the train began rolling.
“Oh, yes,” said...
2025-01-01 20:11:07 +0000 UTC
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It took an incredible amount of convincing, and more than a little wheeling and dealing, before Harry got the Weasleys to allow him to visit Hogsmeade before the school year began.
In the end, it was a well timed letter from Tonks that made it happen. The Auror said she would take him the next time she had a day off. Those were… depressingly rare for Aurors these days, but eventually a Saturday rolled around just days before the Hogwarts Express would be making its journey and Tonks a...
2025-01-01 20:10:28 +0000 UTC
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“Well,” Harry announced, standing on the steps of Gringotts. “That was more eventful than expected.”
Standing next to him, Hermione blushed. She pulled the sides of her new robes, looking a bit uncomfortable by how nice they were. That, or it was the way they hugged her figure that was bothering her. Despite Harry’s efforts to the contrary, she was clearly still not used to the new changes to her body.
“Come on,” Harry grabbed her by the hand, leading her down the st...
2025-01-01 20:09:44 +0000 UTC
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The mood inside of the Burrow was one of highs and lows over the next few days. Bill was visibly depressed, as was Ron, who had grown accustomed to being able to lay eyes on Fleur each day. For her part, the French witch had told Harry she would be getting a room in an inn somewhere, before assessing what she wanted to do next.
The highs came in the form of Mrs. Weasley and Ginny, who couldn’t have been happier to be rid of Fleur. The latter showed it by sneaking into Harry’s room t...
2025-01-01 20:09:12 +0000 UTC
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Luna stayed at the Burrow a few more hours before heading home. Since she insisted on walking, Harry went with her. It was probably safe, out in a random spot in the countryside, but with Voldemort back he didn’t want to leave any of his friends alone.
Luna thanked him at the end of the trip with another peck, this one on his lips. He promised to see her at school and headed back.
The walk mostly took him through sparse woods, along a path no one much seemed to travel. Harry qui...
2025-01-01 20:08:46 +0000 UTC
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Harry woke up with the sun in his eyes. He sat up and rubbed them before realizing how wrong that was. At the Burrow, Mrs. Weasley didn’t like to let anyone sleep in without a reason, even her guests.
He fumbled with his glasses and clothes, pulling them on and picking his wand up from where he dropped it last night. All that done, he hurried to the door.
Just before pulling it open, he noticed how quiet his room was. There was absolutely zero sound from outside the door. As he ...
2025-01-01 20:07:56 +0000 UTC
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Tonks’s visits didn’t stop for the rest of the summer. Sometimes she appeared in another girl's form, like she had with Cho, but by the end she was always semi-conscious with her real appearance back, just like on the first night. Harry never saw reason to complain. In fact, he couldn’t recall a break from school ever being so fun. He was almost disappointed when Dumbledore finally arrived to bring him to the Burrow.
It wasn’t safe with Voldemort still on the loose. Around other...
2025-01-01 20:07:08 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 1
A Nosy Auror
Nymphadora Tonks had plenty of time to think while she was o...
2024-12-06 06:27:36 +0000 UTC
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