“Why is HE here?” Astoria Greengrass hissed.
She’d grabbed Daphne by the shoulder and pulled her sister over to whisper in her ear. Daphne looked annoyed at having been grabbed.
“Because I invited him,” Daphne said.
“WHY?” Astoria wailed.
Instead of giving a direct answer, Daphne smiled in an infuriating condescending way. “You’ll understand when you’re older.”
“I’m barely younger than you! And I don’t want to share a compartment...
2025-09-19 06:07:39 +0000 UTC
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Somehow, I mixed up what chapters the lower tiers should be getting. I think it happened when I was sick. Anyway, you guys are only 13 chapters ahead instead of 15 (14, after this one). That's fucked up. I'll post chapter 85 on Friday and then you'll be back where you should be!
Harry ate his dinner in silence because his mind was racing. He was eating a meatloaf, which was generally one of his favorite foods. But why? What exactly did he like about it?
These were the kinds...
2025-09-18 06:23:50 +0000 UTC
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2025-09-18 05:38:39 +0000 UTC
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“Whew!” Harry said. He mopped his brow. Looking down, he assessed the state of the part-owner of the shop he was standing in.
“Doing alright Parv?” he asked.
She raised her hand and gave him a thumbs up. Her whole arm shook as she did.
Her asshole had been wrecked to the point of ending up loose. Normally a sturdy and strong young woman, Parvati’s body had utterly given out. It only took Harry twenty minutes to put her into such a state.
Sighing, he str...
2025-09-17 04:48:20 +0000 UTC
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I missed the last two days, which I apologize for. I do my best to keep up the 6 day a week schedule, but when my adult job gets crazy I do sometimes fall behind.
2025-09-16 05:35:11 +0000 UTC
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Posting links so that the post remains up.
I'm trying the "Embedded Link" function on Patreon. You should be able to scroll through the document above this post. If it doesn't work, let me know. I haven't used it before so it might be glitchy.
2025-09-13 06:50:45 +0000 UTC
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2025-09-12 02:32:00 +0000 UTC
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Harry and Fleur apparated to London, appearing on a street in a place where pedestrians couldn't easily see. Harry brought Wanda along with him by holding onto her wrist. When they arrived in the city, Wanda swayed on her feet.
“Oh my. That’s not pleasant at all,” Wanda said.
“It doesn’t get better, but you do get more used to it,” Harry said. “On the other hand, it’s fast.”
“Very fast,” Wanda agreed, looking at the street around them. A second ago they...
2025-09-12 02:27:47 +0000 UTC
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“Daphne. Is this seat taken?” Draco Malfoy asked.
Daphne Greengras looked at him somewhat disdainfully. She said: “I believe not.”
“Excellent.” Draco sat down and started eating.
You would think his experiences in the war would have changed him. They did… but only a little bit. Instead of being a total raging bigot, now he was just a bit of a smarmy prick. He still had more confidence than was deserved.
“I thought that the two of us could get to know ea...
2025-09-10 04:15:50 +0000 UTC
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At the edge of their base, a watchtower manned by two German soldiers overlooked a dirt road. They were both armed with automatic weapons and highly advanced goggles designed to enhance night vision. This was no ordinary base. It was the seat of power of Johan Schmidt and his elite organization: Hydra.
No matter how advanced the goggles were, they were useless to the soldiers when two circular shields shot out of the dark. One was decorated like an American flag; the other, a Union Jack...
2025-09-09 05:28:16 +0000 UTC
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“Can I help you?” Harry asked.
The man who landed in front of him had black hair with lines of white along the sides. He had facial hair shaped into a goatee. The blue robes he wore were similar to but slightly different from the kind wizards like Harry might be found in. His cape occasionally moved in ways that gave away that it had a mind of its own.
“I have reason to believe that you’re harboring dark magic,” the man said.
“Hello to you too,” Harry said. “...
2025-09-06 09:04:46 +0000 UTC
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Sorry if there are typos in this one. My eyes are shot from staring at screens all day so editing was hard. I'll try to clean it up tomorrow if I have time.
Percy woke up to the sounds of someone moving delicately around his apartment. Even while blinking sleep out of his eyes he couldn’t help but smirk. He already knew what he would find.
He was pretty neat for a dude his age but his room was extra clean these days. That was because it was getting cleaned every morning.<...
2025-09-05 04:52:10 +0000 UTC
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2025-09-04 04:43:58 +0000 UTC
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No smut in this chapter. Hopefully the nice beatdown satisfies you until the next update.
Harry fixed the window that had been broken before he went downstairs. It was as easy for him as waving his wand… but he wasn’t ready to forgive the one who broke it. The principle was still the same; he didn’t enjoy when his things were messed with.
Rias and Akeno rushed downstairs while Harry and Fleur went more sedately. Rias worked on fixing her robe and tighten...
2025-09-01 06:07:30 +0000 UTC
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“We should leave,” Cindy whispered.
Celene and Cynthina were sitting in the hallway next to her. All three of them were hyperventilating after climaxing to their fingers. Somehow just WATCHING Rachel and her boyfriend go at it was more arousing than any time they had ever spent with their boyfriends.
Still, the girls were the heirs of major conglomerates. They had to worry about, like, scandals and stuff. It was expensive to cover up something like being caught masturbat...
2025-08-31 04:31:55 +0000 UTC
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An otherwise ordinary morning found Susan moping. She was making little circles in the air with her wand without casting spells and staring off into space when Lavender entered the room.
“What’cha doing?” Lavender asked.
“Thinking,” Susan replied.
“About?” Lavender asked.
Susan set her wand down and huffed. “Who to offer to Harry next!”
Lavender said: “That’s it? It seemed like it was something important.”
Lavender proceeded across t...
2025-08-30 03:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Synopsis: Percy visits his girlfriend Rachel at her prissy all-girls school. Clarion Ladies Academy has never seen anything like him, especially not once he and Rachel start making up for lost time.
(Poll about Part 2 included in the post)
“Have you heard yet?” whispered a blond girl.
She was pretty… as she better be, since her natural looks had been enhanced by the best makeup money could buy. Her parents had bought tutors to teach her the best way...
2025-08-29 06:19:54 +0000 UTC
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2025-08-28 05:37:50 +0000 UTC
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Silverware tapped against plates as four people sat around a table, eating a nutritious breakfast.
“Ze eggs are perfect as usual,” Fleur said.
“Thanks, Dear,” Harry said.
Fleur leaned over, pecking his cheek. Her breath smelled of scrambled eggs, coffee, and cum.
Akeno and Rias watched this exchange, both of them wrapped in bathrobes and looking slightly shell-shocked. That made Harry feel like it was the perfect time to get a few questions answered.
<...
2025-08-28 05:35:45 +0000 UTC
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Diana sat alone with a smile as dawn arrived. She was staring at the photo the villagers had taken of them. It was a splotchy blur still in need of developing but she didn’t care.
“Do you like it?” Steve asked.
He and Peggy had arrived where Diana was sitting, on a box at the edge of the party. Both of them were smiling, and Diana smiled back, still looking at the thin rectangle in her hands.
“You can’t see the image yet. It has to be developed,” Peggy said gentl...
2025-08-27 06:31:15 +0000 UTC
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In a bar inside Konoha, the denizens couldn’t help staring at the two women in the middle of the room. Sitting side by side it was impossible not to see the resemblance between them in their bright hair and their heavy chests.
A huge quantity of empty sake dishes were scattered in front of them. One of the women had a mostly impassive face while the other one was laughing uproariously one minute, and crying the next. A true bipolar drunk.
“It just sucks, you know,” Tsunade s...
2025-08-25 05:04:15 +0000 UTC
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Part 2 will be up within the hour.
“Konoha merchants will be allowed to freely enter Kumo, but an extra tariff of ten percent will be applied to their goods. Is this acceptable?”
The offer came from a blond woman with an impassive face and a generous chest. She had sharp bangs and electric blue eyes. Which was appropriate since she was from the Land of Lightning.
“Sounds good to me—” Naruto said.
He was stopped when another blond woman slapped the back...
2025-08-25 02:56:23 +0000 UTC
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Reyna Ramirez-Arellano experienced something unusual as she slept in her San Francisco apartment. In her dreams, she was visited by her mother.
The dream took place in a garden that looked like the San Francisco botanical gardens. Bellona was sitting on a bench that overlooked a pond. When Reyna arrived, the goddess looked at her daughter.
“Seek out your friend Piper McClean. Time is of the essence,” Bellona said.
“What? Why? Is she in danger?” Reyna asked. “Has a ...
2025-08-23 03:31:13 +0000 UTC
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2025-08-22 03:45:55 +0000 UTC
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Harry was eating breakfast in his room when Hermione entered with a concerned expression. She sat in one of the empty seats and sighed.
“I was right,” Hermione said unhappily. “Voldemort made Horcruxes.”
It had been three days since the diary entered their position with the help of Professor Sinistra (and Rosmerta to a lesser extent). Harry hadn’t seen Hermione since he delivered the diary to her. She had taken it somewhere, possibly to the Unspeakables, and run all the ...
2025-08-22 03:43:18 +0000 UTC
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The bulk of this chapter is directly copied from Deal with the Devils Part 1. I really liked these scenes and wanted to use them in the longer story. I've changed the beginning part and edited some of the details to work in my longer story, and things will diverge a lot more from the oneshots beginning next chapter.
In a rainy castle, somewhere off the coast of Northern Europe…
“Ve have done it! Aurors vill have no chance of getting...
2025-08-20 06:43:26 +0000 UTC
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Searching for a way to keep up with her powerful husband's insatiable stamina, Fleur turns to her underworld heritage. It was supposed to be one fun night with beautiful company. Instead, Harry is yanked headfirst into the underworld's pitfalls, politics, and pussies. Devils, angles, gods... and the Master of Death. When they're all put on a collision course, who will come out on top?
Let's just say, Harry doesn't have a losing record.
Sorry about no chapter yesterday. I ha...
2025-08-19 05:14:26 +0000 UTC
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