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It's Good to be a (Demi)God Part 4 (Pocahontas Edition)

Part 3 got taken down for "relationships between family members". There were zero family members in it, but Chel said M o m m a the AI flagged it. You have to love Patreon's systems that work super well and definitely don't constantly make mistakes!

Also I know the timeline of this one doesn't really make much sense, but just pretend the characters wouldn't be alive at super different times. It's porn logic.

On the coastline of a VERY young United States, long before any na...

Growth Spurt Chapter 64

Angelina's turn!

Harry was soon quickly glad that he’d had such an enjoyable evening, because the very next morning he was dragged off by Aberforth for training. The old man had been just itching to get started, likely on account of the underhanded methods Harry used to gain his allegiance. Once, Harry even caught the man slipping up and calling it “Stress relief” instead of training.

Going into it, Harry was expecting a balance between useful instruction and s...

Interrogation Part 3

Harry had a bad feeling down inside of his gut. It was probably nerves. He didn’t think it was fear. Honestly, he was surprised he didn’t feel worse. Tomorrow was the day that everything would end.

He and Hermione had snuck back into Hogwarts, chasing one of Voldemort’s final horcruxes. They found the locket and destroyed it. But of course, they didn’t come alone.

“Don’t look so worried,” Bellatrix said, stroking Harry’s face. “I’m on your side now! I won’t l...

Weekly One-shot Poll (4/30/25)

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Previous Winner: Percy Jackson/Chel (PJO/Road to El Dorado)

Interrogation Extension

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Growth Spurt Chapter 63

When the girls had licked up everything that they could reach with their tongues, it quickly came to their attention that there was plenty more fresh cum that they COULDN’T reach. In light of this, Padma and Susan cooked up a strategy to share.

Most of the elusive seed was spread across their necks and on parts of their faces. Padma wrapped her arms around Susan, sticking out her tongue and running it along Susan’s pale skin while Susan moaned. Susan squeezed her in return, pulling ...

Interrogation Part 2 (Harry/Hermione/Bellatrix)

Harry drew Gryffindor’s sword back and swung it with all his might. It cut through Hufflepuff’s Cup far more easily than a sword should ever be able to cut through metal, on account of the enchantments that had been placed on its blade.

As soon as the cup was cut in half, a dark shade rose out of the remnants. It screamed in pain and disappeared into the forest. Harry lowered the sword as he watched it go.

“That wraps up that,” he said.

He turned to the woman next to...

Interrogation Part 1 (Harry/Hermione/Bellatrix)

Part 2 will be up in like 15 minutes. I just have to spellcheck it.

Harry and Hermione had been on the run for weeks. The entire country had pretty much fallen to Lord Voldemort already, with his vile Snatchers chasing them constantly. They feared showing their face in any prominent town. Ron had already run, leaving them as a duo. At a time when things looked like they couldn’t get any worse, a stroke of luck fell straight into their lap.

Bellatrix Lestrange, Vold...

Growth Spurt Chapter 62

The very next day, Harry was back in Hogsmeade. Originally he planned to combine this errand with a visit to the Hog’s Head, to badger Aberforth into joining him, but Tracey had come through for him more cleverly than he ever expected. Instead of having to wear Aberforth down, the man had already joined him, and was walking behind Harry as they ventured into town. With them was Angelina Johnson. 

Ordinarily, Tonks would’ve been the one Harry took as a third, on account of her b...

Growth Spurt Chapter 61

I rewrote a bunch of this one last minute. I was originally going to include Angelina in the orgy, but she's one of my favorite Harry Potter girls so I want her first time in the story to be as more than just an accessory. I'll write a one-on-one chapter for them both sometime soon.

Harry crawled onto the bed with Tracey, his body looming over hers, only for Tracey to lay two hands on his chest and push him back.

“Not like this,” she said insistently.

No Chapter Today

Please forgive any typos or errors, I’m posting this from my phone.

A spring storm knocked out my power, and I can’t get onto my PC until it comes back. I was hoping power would be restored early enough to get a Growth Spurt chapter finished, but it’s looking like it won’t come back until late tonight. Unless the power company’s estimates are way off I’ll be back and writing again tomorrow.

Weekly One-shot Poll (4/23/25)

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Previous Winner: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)

Roommates Chapter 4

Posting like this again because Patreon hates this story. They took down chapter 3 in like 15 minutes when I posted it normally, so I'm just going to put this one up as links/PDFs from the start.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14wWQwjEH-R24bMQMkGlKMdes5NgWL1DNZcMkrzloyOI/edit?usp=sharing

A Mother's Blessing Part 2 (Harry/Patil Women)

I think this one might not get taken down, so I'm going to try posting it normally like this to start with.

Harry’s home had never been busier. For once, the front door felt like it was never shut, someone new always coming or going. Honestly, his girls had warned him about this, but he hadn’t fully understood until now. Their family was HUGE.

Sitting next to him at their dining room table, Parvati stroked his shoulder as they looked over event venues fit ...

A Mother's Blessing Part 1 (Harry/Patil Women)

I'm only posting links to this one because I'm almost certain Patreon would hide the post eventually. Part 2 will be up tomorrow!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fN4vLmcbZ2NKfwKA2rT6p0U6m49s0tw1jFZ1uGc5gQw/edit?usp=sharing

Study Session Part 3 (MCU Commission)

Peter swung through the city on his trusty webbing. Usually he stuck around Manhattan, but today he was over in Jersey city. The professional explanation for why was that he’d heard lots of mercenaries and crooks whispering about something big happening over here. That wasn’t the whole story, though. Peter needed to get out of the house.

He loved his girls, alright? And he loved their kids just as much. There came a time, though, when it all added up and became too much. If dealing ...

The Wizard and The Witch Chapter 5

Didn't get this finished last night so I'm posting it earlier in the day today.

Wanda moved through the silent cottage with delicate steps. Something inside of her told her not to make too much noise; perhaps it was experience from working with SHIELD. Although it was rare to see her given such a task, she’d been on an espionage mission or two in her time. This time, the reward waiting at the end was a prize unlike anything she chased before.

She founded the master bedroo...

Growth Spurt Chapter 59

“So who gets to go first?” Tonks said as she got straight to the important question.

The group of five had relocated upstairs to Harry’s bed. Tonks was still in Narcissa’s body, giving her voice a suave undertone that it didn’t usually possess. The four girls looked at each other.

“I guess we let Harry choose,” Alicia said. “That’s only fair, right?”

“I have no complaints,” Fleur said.

It was only natural for a veela to be full of confidence whe...

Weekly One-shot Poll (4/16/25)

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Growth Spurt Chapter 58

That night, Harry called in everyone he could trust to help him design the most comprehensive list possible of names to recruit. There were a whole host of things that he would need help with. Combat power was one. Planning was another, general strategy and also monetary strategy. He had too much money to not be making proper use of it. Finally, he needed access to experts on as many things as possible, just in case. Fleur had Curse Breaker experience and was a mean hand at charms, for exampl...

Growth Spurt Chapter 57

Soft groans echoed over the balcony inside Harry’s room at the ministry. Upstairs, on the bed, Alicia was laying on her back with her legs still spread, half unconscious. Harry’s cum covered her all over, running down her sides and having dried on her breasts. At least, that was how she looked when Harry last saw her, before he came downstairs and attempted to get dressed again.

It hadn’t taken long for Alicia’s blowjob to spiral into full on sex. Harry fucked her for almost an ...

Growth Spurt Chapter 56

The Imperius Curse felt exactly like it had when the fake Moody casted it on him. There was that odd weightlessness, a sense of detachment from reality, and last but not least a profound sense of pleasure. It was so different from the Cruciatus, yet just as dastardly. Because as good as the Imperius could feel, while under its effects you could be compelled to kill, torture, or assault anyone, and you’d be helpless to resist.

Unless you could break the curse’s effects.

Harry�...

No Chapter Today

I planned to do Growth Spurt Chapter 56, but work got in the way. It'll be up tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Growth Spurt Chapter 55

Harry helped the lovely redhead clean herself up with his wand. After a few minutes maneuvering around each other in the cramped space, they managed to  freshen up and get their clothes pulled back in their proper places. Susan and Harry stepped outside, Susan still with a slightly dreamy look in her eyes. 

“Fun time?” Tonks asked, waiting for them on the other side. 

Susan nodded, giggling. Tonks shook her head and playfully bumped Harry in the arm.

“Yo...

Hospitality Part 2 (Percy Jackson/Annabeth/Piper/Hazel)

I've been busy with new stories and oneshots, but I'll be getting back to Growth Spurt tomorrow. I feel like I've barely touched it for way too long.

Despite everything it took to bring him down the night before, Percy was up before any of the girls. Their demigod vitalities came in handy to help them get back on their feet despite everything they went through, but for Percy it seemed like it was beyond that. He was pretty much completely as good as new by 8 AM the next morning, ...

Hospitality Part 1 (Percy/Annabeth/Piper/Hazel)

Hazel Levesque and Piper McClean stood on a busy street craning their necks to look up. They had to shield their eyes from the sun, leaving their suitcases sitting behind them on the curb.

“Did you expect it to be so…” Hazel said.

“Big?” Piper said.

“Yeah, that.”

The building was at least 12 stories, and even though their friends only owned one apartment, it had been specified that the one apartment was a penthouse. In Manhattan, that would cost a serious...

The Wizard and the Witch Chapter 4

Wanda awoke to the sound of someone knocking their knuckles on her door. She quickly became aware of her condition. Her robe was open at the

Wanda awoke to the sound of someone knocking their knuckles on her door. She quickly became aware of her condition. Her robe was open at the front and totally scattered. She had torn off her bra in the night in order to pinch her nipples more easily, doing anything she possibly could to stimulate her body. Her crotch felt sticky still, and although...

Roommates Chapter 3 Reupload

Got taken down like an hour after I posted it last night. So annoying.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TpwJFpAwnZT7YcKmQNYvXNlC0RDe1ce33O15V7FwZI4/edit?usp=sharing

The Wizard and The Witch Chapter 3

The ocean’s waves crashed against the beach as Wanda’s steps left footfalls in the sand. Her dress was blowing around her ankles, and her hair kept getting in her eyes, but she didn’t mind. It was peaceful. When was the last time she felt so at peace?

She was tempted to say Westview, but that wasn’t true. Deep down, she’d known something was strange, even as the town lived out that sitcom inspired lie she crafted. The cracks had shown from the very beginning. No, the la...

Man of the House Part 5

Reminder: no chapter tomorrow because I won’t have time to write. I’ll be back to posting on Friday.

Draca jolted upright. She looked around hurriedly. She was on the floor, sore all over and completely naked.

“What happened?” she exclaimed.

“What do you think?” said a tired voice to the side of her. “He completely exhausted us.”

She looked over and found her mother laying on her back, her eyes shut. Narcissa’s legs were spla...