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Metamorphosis (Commission for Joducus)

He could never have expected that thing to actually exist, what with the only evidence he had being spurious claims on internet imageboards and the occasional friend of a friend of someone who totally knew someone else who once talked to this guy who swore they saw it once, but after months and months of searching, Jeremy finally had it in his hands. He probably shouldn’t be so happy that he did, considering what he was planning on doing to himself without telling Ashley anything, ...

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Unexpected Developments - Part 3 (Commission for FireDrago)

In any other context, Volt might have stopped the argument long before it had the chance to grow to the state that it was at, but given that he felt at least partially responsible for what was going on, he couldn’t bring himself to get a word in.

Spyra and Cynder had been arguing for hours at that point, occasionally breaking off from their confrontation to pace around the house, attempting to gather their thoughts and cool down… only for their temper to rise as quickly as the tempe...

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Banquet (Random Writing for Swissy)

The banquet hall was beautifully filled with the sounds of the string quartet she had hired for just that occasion, told to wait until her approach was signalled to them. It was only right that her entrance be the only one announced with such fanfare, even if the dragon’s definition of it was far classier than most. At least her guests had the decency to quiet down when she made her way down the stairs and into the hall itself, her dress dazzling absolutely everyone who laid eyes on it (plu...

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At The Con (Random Writing for Roxikat)

So there I was, happy as I could be, waiting in line to get into the convention center. You honestly couldn’t believe just how excited I was for the whole thing, I’d been waiting for months and the costume fit me perfectly! I mean, sure, I had to milk myself extra hard just to fit into it, but the whole Tifa aesthetic works pretty well with either a flat chest or a little bit of extra tit, so I figured I could rock it even if I allowed myself to fill up during the day. S...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 6

Welp, with no prompts to have a contest with the past weekend, it seems like you're going to have to stay tuned for the surprise in store for this week's Prompt~!

Meanwhile, do make sure to leave your Prompts here so we can have a lil' bit of a contest next Saturday!

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Prompt of the Week - Week 4

 Everything was ready. Her dream journal by her side and the confirmation symbol drawn into the palm of her hand, Ruth had prepared everything so that the odds of her finally breaking into the lucrative market of lucid dreaming were maximized. Soon enough she’d be using the power of her mind to achieve her own creative apotheosis; no more need for expensive workshops or spending hours trying to come up with ideas, she would “merely” harness the very power of her subconscious in ord...

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Empty Fridge (Commission for Zygrado)

A hard day’s work staring at a computer monitor and Zygrado was ready to do absolutely nothing but lounge around on the couch, maybe snug a cute Absol, have a bit of snack, the usual. Knowing that Alice had a day off and was waiting for him at home made the whole subway ride over to the apartment block a lot more bearable than it normally was, even if he had to deal with the occasional wandering hand trying to grope at multiple parts of him. He would’ve expected himself to have b...

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Snowball (Commission for Cyanside/Caberea)

The small coin rolled over the counter and ended up spinning on one end, tantalizing and irresistible as it refused to hold quiet. Gandra watched as its revolutions grew slower and slower, her eyes desperate to track every motion of that, her one tiny bit of payment for services rendered. The man who had tossed it aside to her didn’t even seem to care that much, as he had turned around and returned to his drinking, not understanding the grand gift he had just bestowed upon the kobold.

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Slight Mistake (Commission for RadiantBlaze)

Some would think that a drider taking up the profession of blacksmith, inside of a cave no less, would be quite the odd thing. For Spindra, however, the calling had always been the most natural thing in the world, and if not for the fact that most of her life up until that point had been spent searching for her parents, she would’ve been able to impose herself a lot more on the market. As it stood, however, having access to two pairs of “hands” to help around the smithy, in addition to ...

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Greed (Commission for Ume_Coalpaw)

“Bring him in, I tire of waiting.”

The royal guard nodded, slithering away and leaving the queen alone in her throne room, just long enough that she had some time to sigh and wonder what exactly had gone wrong in her life for her to be feeling that way.

Ratu had spent so long trying to master that spell that it had become a bit of a running gag with the court, one she was tolerant enough to keep going purely because it convinced everyone that she’d never be able to actually ...

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Bit Too Much (Commission for F3L4N)

“Alright Cynthia, now you hold tight while I get the vet up to speed, alright? Don’t go anywhere.”

The husky barked once and nodded, eager to let her human know she was ready to follow his instructions to the letter. Contrary to some of her canine companions, she utterly adored each visit to the veterinarian’s clinic, and not only because she got free treats if she behaved during her stay; the staff there was absolutely wonderful, and even if none of them really understood what ...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 5 & Week 4 Voting

Well, seeing as the poll ended in a tie, it's time to spin THE WHEEL OF NAMES in order to check who gets to win for this week's PotW... and the winner is Prompt 2!

 A gal decides to try out lucid dreaming, eventually giving herself her dream body (Pun ABSOLUTELY intended), then going from there, sky's the limit in dreams. No harm in changing the landscape of it from her boring city to perhaps a more, lurid landscape either. After all, it's only a dream, right? Right? View Post

Prompt of the Week - Week 3

Johannus had lost count of the amount of times he told his sire that what he had set out to do was somewhere beyond idiotic and squarely in the realm of the utterly suicidal. So many times he had to remind him that no one ever even came close to that dragon’s den for a very good reason, and yet not once did that idiot ever listen to him. As their loyal squire, it was his job and utmost duty to follow his knight to the ends of the Earth, even if it meant walking straight into the mo...

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Overindulgence (Commission for Cyanside/Caberea)

“APPLY TO BREASTS; TWICE DAILY”

Simple enough; he couldn’t quite believe he managed to get his hands on something like that, but the labelling was unmistakably legitimate and it was just as heavy as he had heard people talk about. Whether or not he wanted to ask his friend how he got his hands on that product was irrelevant (and dangerous); what mattered was that he had it, right there, ready for him to use. It would be a dream come true, just like all those time...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 4 Voting

And we're up for another round of Prompt of the Week! The prompts this time are:

1)  Going out on a date with a plush chubby MILF, who is also a big beefy were-cougar in every sense of the word. She wears a huge pearl necklace that transforms into a huge spiked choker.


2)  A gal decides to try out lucid dreaming, eventually giving herself her dream body (Pun ABSOLUTELY intended), then going from there, sky's the limit in d...

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Mishap (Raffle Winner)

Another day went by and once again nothing of note had happened. Maybe it was the local painting festival taking away all the customers, or the market was just not that favourable for trinket collectors and bauble owners at the moment, but his shop had seen absolutely no one for the past two or three days. In a way, he didn’t really mind; what with everything being kept meticulously clean, it just meant he had a lot of free time on his hooves to catch up on his reading backlog, or maybe eve...

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Unexpected Developments - Part 2 (Commission for FireDrago)

In retrospect, it should’ve been obvious that they would never be allowed to get away with destroying a literal mountain without someone along the line having some kind of problem with it. In all fairness, it did take several weeks before anyone was brave enough to try and press charges, but seeing as neither Spyra nor Volt were in any position to claim moral superiority, nor had any inclination to fight the legal system, they both chose to just take whatever punishment was handed ...

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Not Again... (Commission for BlankDrgn)

“Oh goodness, those were the third ones just today…”

The sounds of fabric ripping filled the air as soon as Blank tried to pull his shorts up, succeeding only in making a further mess of the floor rather than covering himself up. It had been some time since he’d experienced a growth spurt of that size overnight, even longer since it had affected all of him rather than just a specific part; wouldn’t be surprising if it wasn’t even over, though the dragon thought it b...

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Just A Bit More (Random Writing for Kaironos/Kaithunderstone)

It had only been a few short weeks and already the dragon was feeling the weight of having to deal with someone like them.

At first glance, it was all a perfectly fine idea; both of them had known each other for some time, shared some interests, needed a place to stay and had jobs that all-but required them to either be close to their workplace or go slowly insane from daily commutes. Therefore, when Tim proposed they rent a place together, Kai didn’t think twice before agree...

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Escalation (Commission for Strowh/BustyRenaspikes)

The couch groaned when the lynx landed on it, no care for the Rena sitting right next to them. After a long day at work doing sweet FA, all the feline cared about was unwinding and blowing off some steam; to that end, Spikes provided the best possible solution, seeing as he was there, he was eager, and he was also too tired to really say no to a tittyhug.

As usual, the shirt keeping those things contained was melted down rather than removed; the shapeshifter had long since decided again...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 4 & Week 3 Voting

And after a surprise new prompt, we have ourselves a winner for this week's Prompt of the Week!

 A knight and a squire heads into a cave and encounters a massive dragon. Said dragon is sleeping and is on top of her hoard. The knight tells the squire to moves in and tried to steal some gold, she wakes up after hearing some noise. The knight attacks but is eaten, but the squire tries to found a weapon and picks up a wand. Squire cast a spell that causes the dragon to be a...

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Do Not Touch (Commission for RadiantBlaze)

All of the red flashing lights and warning signs should’ve been the best indicator that the jewel wasn’t something she should be taking, but considering its expected black market value, plus the simple fact that it was there at all, it was impossible for her not to at least try to steal it; it was more than her reputation at stake there, but the need to snatch something that technically didn’t belong to her, if only to prove she could. It was a challenge, some...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 3 Voting

Well heck, seems like the newest Patrons have actually saved this from being a default again!

We now have an actual poll for Week 3's PotW!


Option 1)  Going out on a date with a plush chubby MILF, who is also a big beefy were-cougar in every sense of the word. She wears a huge pearl necklace that transforms into a huge spiked choker. 

Option 2)  A knight and a squire heads into a cave and encounters a massive dr...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 2

[Tommylad has logged in]

[Tommylad]: WHAT UP!?

[Tommylad]: Oh right shit

[JackDeuce has logged in]

[BrattySub has logged in]

[Tommylad]: Took you long enough

[JackDeuce]: Sorry, was cooking dinner.

[BrattySub]: I was talking with Jake!

[Tommylad]: “Talking”

[BrattySub]: Its a type of talking~

[JackDeuce]: Can we get on with this? I’ve ...

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AI, Open Please (Commission for DesertScales)

Everything was going just fine until they hit that ion storm, and then everything just went and upended sanity out the nearest airlock. Vox was used to the clouds playing merry hell with their circuitry and confusing the defence systems into thinking they just got their lawset hacked, but everything up until then had been silly, inconsequential and, most importantly, unenforceable gibberish. “THE STATION IS FIFTEEN PUPPIES” or “MONKEYS RULE MONKEY BARS” were their all-time favourite, ...

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Unexpected Developments (Commission for FireDrago)

“Are you sure that this is the place?”

“Positive; that’s what the crystal locator said.”

It was understandable how Spyra would be heavily doubtful of the locator’s signal; gem deposits had a tendency to be so shiny that their entire tunnel system was illuminated, the glow visible even during the daytime. With the moon up high and the darkness surrounding them, the entrance to the cave should be as bright as a full aurora, glinting with millions of dazzling colours and ...

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Consequences (Random Writing for BlueBunBoi)

NOTE: The original document, available as a PDF file, has some rather interesting meta aspects to it in the formatting. Please make sure to give it a read! 

“You told me you wanted to make your tits bigger, Trist.”

The lynx could barely hold back the shit-eating grin spreading across their lips when they uttered those words, looking down at the large bun struggling to carry a bust that hung down to his waist and had made a right mess of the carpet, floor, and the...

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Off The Scales (Random Writing for Araidian)

Nine hundred.

Yet another record he managed to beat, after successfully shaving off about twenty pounds over the past month by following a strict diet… which probably explained why he’d ballooned to that size on the rebound, considering how much he gorged himself in the past few days. It wasn’t his fault really; having to control his caloric intake so much left him famished, and surely if his body was demanding that he eat something, then he should… eat something, no? H...

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Book Club: "Bad" End (Commission for Teddypimm)

As if on cue, her belly groaned loudly enough for the old man to develop a bright blush, rapidly excusing himself with several dozen apologies before vanishing into the corridor. The rhythmic pitter-patter of feet outside didn’t take long to make itself known, after which the same group of robed madmen that had fed her the night before began to pour into her cell once again. Kela was ecstatic; somehow her bluff had worked and the cult was going to let her have seconds, despite the ...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 3 & Week 2 Results

Due to only one prompt being provided in the past week, looks like VDO gets to see their story come to fruition!

"Tim slipping all quiet-like into a chat room full of hyper fans discussing their favorite hyper sizes/proportions, and starting to make people's bodies resemble what they describe as they describe it. "


Starting now, y'all may throw some more prompts at me so we can get ready for next week!

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