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March Story Concept Poll 4

All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on March 31st.

Quick Reminder: I will ignore any vote in regard to 'Moon's Brother' as mentioned in the snippet's latest chapter due to it being in line to potentially be given a thread.

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De Bello Phantastico 1

De Bello Phantastico (Isekai Apocalypse Mynoghra/Sid Meier's Civilization SI)

Where the hell am I?

One moment I was dying as the world was lit up in nuclear devastation after one idiot got too spicy with the other, the next I was… sitting on a smooth stone throne in the middle of what looked to be an open-roofed temple. A temple that reminded me of some old ones back home of Greek and Roman origins.

I saw a few people already there, kneeling and seemingly ...

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The Fixer 1

The Fixer - or ‘When in Hell, behave like a Hellish (Small) Man’ (Helluva Boss, IMP!SI)

To be an Imp is not the same as being a human being.

If you have no family behind you, then you will be facing a rather high mortality chance due to the ruthless conditions of mid-poor districts in the Realm of Lucifer. I was technically recognized as an orphan, but I didn’t grow up in Hell.

Still, I had to ‘work my ass off’ to get to where I was and, while I wo...

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Spiritually Driven 7

Spiritually Driven 7 - or ‘The Traveler is ‘God’, but I am quite the Messiah in this Dark World’ (Destiny/Destiny II, Spirit!SI)

Education is important, but so is social life.

Nokris was still too young to understand the meaning of balance within his own life, but he listened- not with outright devotion, but childish curiosity and delight.

He was still stubborn about leaving books to play with the children of Harmony, but he slowly managed to break a...

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At the Gator's 2

At the Gator’s 2 - or ‘I am Croc or Waylon, but no Killer’ (DC Comics/DCAU, Killer Croc!SI)

It’s been a month now since I had started visiting Pam at the local hospital.

Gotham was not known for its ‘effective’ system, but due to this situation being a Federal fuck-up, money was provided by the government as ‘hush money’.

From what I could get by the guy in black that wanted to speak with someone close to the comatose potential villain, the c...

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Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 11

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 11 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

The Fuuma Revolt completely shredded the legitimacy and ancient power the Fuuma Clan once held.

While the group survived under the leadership of young Fuuma Kotaro, who seemed to be a ‘good version’ of the three potential outcomes he could have been like, the overall damage permanently sealed them off from ever influencing t...

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A Sweet Bug Problem 5

A Sweet Bug Problem 5 - or ‘I have a very small, adorable but all in all troublesome brigade of horni entities trying to fuck me. Luckily for me, one of them can be bribed with good food’ (Semi-Original SI)

It takes a wise entity to know when this could either go bad or wrong but… Stripes was sure that infiltrating that house was not the best option.

Sour thought it was brilliant, Jewel wanted to be ‘on top’, and Candy was just not around when the trio t...

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A Sweet Bug Problem 4

A Sweet Bug Problem 4 - or ‘I have a very small, adorable but all in all troublesome brigade of horni entities trying to fuck me. Luckily for me, one of them can be bribed with good food’ (Semi-Original SI)

WARNING: Loli and Shota nudity and ‘indirect teasing’ in this chapter. The only lemon is, however, MILF-centered.

“Are they really going to be nice with me?”

I patted Sweetie’s head as I walked with her to our destination. S...

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At the Gator's 1

At the Gator’s - or ‘I am Croc or Waylon, but no Killer’ (DC Comics/DCAU, Killer Croc!SI)

Destiny works in a rather odd manner.

Sometimes you die and get to either heaven or hell, others you get reincarnated. Simple as that. Except it was not. Reincarnation, isekai, getting dimensionally displaced one way or another doesn’t exactly warrant a degree of goodness.

Not when you end up waking up in the body of a future serial killer and Batman’s crimina...

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March Story Concepts Poll Results 3!

March Story Concepts Poll Results 3!

1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (Tatsu-Boy - Beyond Control - Spiritually Driven);

2) At the Gator's (DC/DCAU KillerCroc!SI going Bartender);

3) The Fixer (Helluva Boss Imp!SI);

4) De Bello Phantastico (Isekai Apocalypse Mynoghra/Sid Meyer's Civilization SI);

Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happening in the comments of this post will be disregarded.

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Beyond Control 10

Beyond Control 10 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)

“I like this.”

Reze’s comment was met by a nod as we both took a break from the shopping spree we went through.

At first, the girl wasn’t sure why buying new clothes was essential as she felt comfortable with the outfit she at the moment, but after a brief chit-chat over the chances of people ta...

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A Sweet Bug Problem 3

A Sweet Bug Problem 3 - or ‘I have a very small, adorable but all in all troublesome brigade of horni entities trying to fuck me. Luckily for me, one of them can be bribed with good food’ (Semi-Original SI)

“So, I have a son.”

I paused for a moment, staring at the one that said that. I… didn’t recognize her. Not at all.

I was working at the grocery store, going through my usual shift and… who is this woman? Snake-lady with brown hair, curvaceou...

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Beyond Control 9

Beyond Control 9 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)

It didn’t take me too long to spot Reze when she started to infiltrate Tokyo. Not when I was aware of where her workplace was and had been keeping tabs for long before the Katana Man Arc.

My patience had been rewarded when she ...

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A Sweet Bug Problem 2

A Sweet Bug Problem 2 - or ‘I have a very small, adorable but all in all troublesome brigade of horni entities trying to fuck me. Luckily for me, one of them can be bribed with good food’ (Semi-Original SI)

It takes a bigger man to recognize a defeat when they see one.

And Stripes is not unfamiliar with a loss when she sees one. Being the ‘main nexus’ of the small swarm of horni bugs that were in their unity known as ‘Violet Echo’, she was the one bles...

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March Story Concepts Poll 3

All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on March 24th.

Quick Reminder: I will ignore any vote in regard to 'Moon's Brother' as mentioned in the snippet's latest chapter due to it being in line to potentially be given a thread.

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A Sweet Bug Problem 1

A Sweet Bug Problem - or ‘I have a very small, adorable but all in all troublesome brigade of horni entities trying to fuck me. Luckily for me, one of them can be bribed with good food’ (Semi-Original SI)

EDIT: I call it ‘semi-original’ because the plot, many characters and a few places are original, but there are OCs from Artists/Authors that are not mine. It shouldn’t take a wild genius to know I can’t draw for shit. ;.;

It was a col...

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Beyond Control 8

Beyond Control 8 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)

Makima was not good at dating people, but Denji was an idiot.

Sensing one’s weakness was easy, handling it as to smother them with ‘care’ was also easy. What wasn’t easy, however, was handling the matters of someone putting her on the corner in a rather embarrassing fashion.

Up to this point, I h...

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Not Much of a Bastard 1

Not Much of a Bastard - or ‘I may be Fat and attractive to Skanks, but an Ugly Bastard I shan’t be!' (Ugly Bastard Subversion XOver)

Working is a condition. Working is a freedom of will.

This mantra was not one I took from anyone in particular, but rather a phrase of endurance I adopted as I became more embroiled in the concept of pragmatic jobs. I was, after all, an entity in risk of getting jailed for no good reasons.

But first, my introduction is much...

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MotoBukha 2

Even Though I’M not from this World, My Step-Daughters Are Too Cute And  Working As An Househusband Isn't Too Much Of A Hassle 2 - or ‘MotoBukha’ (MotoMusu SI)

Ghidorah, Lord of the Flames! Such a terrible name and what a mighty display of power!

Ghidorah, The Flame One

LVL. 200
HP: 3m/3m

“I still remember the first time ...

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MotoBukha 1

Even Though I’M not from this World, My Step-Daughters Are Too Cute And  Working As An Househusband Isn't Too Much Of A Hassle - or ‘MotoBukha’ (MotoMusu SI)

“The prisoners are- GAH!”

DING! You level up!

Name: John Bukharin

LVL. 31

Title: Gamer
Status:
-Weak (Combination of ‘Thirsty’ and ‘Hungry’, Current Effects: No LVL Restoration; -75% to all Attributes; -...

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Beyond Control 7

Beyond Control 7 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)

The Katana Man Arc.

This was by far one that I had to be involved about for a couple of reasons- in the specific, to prevent a few unneeded demises, and for the acquisition of a new power-up I knew was the best I could hope to get this soon.

It wasn’t the one given by the main antagoni...

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Headmaster Muggle 1

Headmaster Muggle - or ‘In a World of Wizards and Magical Creatures, a Muggle takes care of a very bizarre school' (Harry Potter AU, SI!)

“-which is why I have decided to personally pick a successor that best reflects upon the new generations rather than give on the far too old and detached gentlemen and ladies that have once covered this path.”

This was when the Wizarding World came ‘crashing down’. It’s been sixteen or so years since the last Dark Lo...

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Beyond Control 6

Beyond Control 6 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)

“You look distracted, Makima-san. Something’s on your mind?”

It’s been a few days and this is becoming a thing. I mean, I shouldn’t be surprised that Makima, in all her wisdom and boredom, sought the pleasure of coffee in the morning as she walked around to distract herself.

The business she wa...

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Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 10

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 10 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

The Fuuma Civil War.

Some may think that such a conflict would be internal at best and barely external due to the implication of what a ‘Civil War’ is all about. In truth, however, the main reason for this crisis to develop was through an external effort- Fuuma Danjou attempted to overthrow the leadership of Gosha Village an...

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March Story Concepts Poll Results 2!

March Story Concepts Poll Results!

1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (Tatsu-Boy - Beyond Control - Spiritually Driven);

2) Headmaster Muggle (HP Headmaster SI);

3) Even Though I’M not from this World, My Step-Daughters Are Too Cute And  Working As An Househusband Isn't Too Much Of A Hassle (MotoMusu, SI);

4) Not Much of a Bastard (Ugly Bastard Subversion XOver);

Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happ...

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Beyond Control 5


Beyond Control 5 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)

I have been preparing for ‘First Contact’ for a while.

Truth be told, I would have loved to avoid this happening, but there is no chance for me to avoid an eventual ‘collaboration’ of sorts with the Public Devil Hunters. It wasn’t even much of a choice as this was the best job available wi...

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Spiritually Driven 6

Spiritually Driven 6 - or ‘The Traveler is ‘God’, but I am quite the Messiah in this Dark World’ (Destiny/Destiny II, Spirit!SI)

Nokris felt his mind at ease.

I could see it on his body and face- calm, collected and… ‘pleasantly alone’ in his soul as the small ritual I had him go through seemed to work as intended. Removing his worm was indeed dreadful, but replacing darkness with light fixed this issue as energy surged to him at the expense of his c...

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March Story Concepts Poll 2

All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on March 17th.


Quick Reminder: I will ignore any vote in regard to 'Moon's Brother' as mentioned in the snippet's latest chapter due to it being in line to potentially be given a thread.

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Holmes and Watson 1

Holmes and Watson - or ‘In a world of Frequent Murders, I have to be the quick-witted one for my own ass’ sake' (Detective Conan, SI)

Who is John Bukharin?

A question not many wondered about due to the fact that not many knew his background story. Everyone but one would agree that he was just the ‘token foreign character’ that was common to find in prestigious schools.

Teitan High School was, after all, a renowned institute with many good names comin...

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Beyond Control 4

Beyond Control 4 - or ‘I refuse to be Controlled, so I will attain the [Heavens] to not get dommed by a certain redhead Control Devil' (Chainsaw Man, SI!)

Watching TV in the morning was something of a habit of mine.

It was odd that the device wasn't flat but the big boxy thingie of old but… I had been around when that was the trend. Still, the programming was the same as usual- the news were mentioning the fire of yesterday but seemed to have limited focus on ...

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