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The Prince's Headaches 2

The Prince’s Headaches 2 - or ‘I am not the heir to the throne, but I have to save my silly sister a couple of times’ (The Princess’ Jewels SI)

“I can’t believe you are that upset!”

The comment was met with a snort as I blocked a punch from the offending side of the situation. The individual grinned, wildly driven to commit herself in winning that spar despite how we were both struggling to be the victor of this competition.

“I can’t believ...

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The Prince's Headaches

The Prince’s Headaches - or ‘I am not the heir to the throne, but I have to save my silly sister a couple of times’ (The Princess’ Jewels SI)

EDIT: It is not a wrong comparison for me to say that I like this webcomic as much as I like High Guardian Spice. And yes, the irony is strong here.

If your name is Jayder de Secramise, then today is a bad day to waltz in your office with the hopes of having some time before facing some issues.

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February - Commissions!

Commissions are open again for February!

Here are a couple of rules:
- 7€ per 1k Words, 70 cents per 100 words (If the price seems still  high, we can settle for a slight reduction. I understand that the times  are dire and money isn't circulating easily around);
- I generally manage to write up to 4k words in a single day, but if  given two days I can manage a solid chapter with 6k words in it (I can  also accommodate shorter stories if requested);
- Ab...

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New changes to the Patreon Page! Pt.2

As promised last month, changes have been introduced within this Patreon Page, mainly on the Tier page:

1) There are now two 'middle tiers' that have been added (Gulag Border Guard for 3€ and Gulag Chief for 7€) with a few new features added for each of these two but also some of the other Tiers:
A) The Gulag Border Guard tier offers the old features of the Gulag Officer tier, and the Gulag Officer Tier now offers the chance to Suggestions up to 2k words rather than just 1.5k; View Post

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 4

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 4 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

Of all potential escalations this screwed-up operation could amount, Felicia Black didn’t expect things to go that crazy so fast.

The moment that Kazuma went missing was when she knew that Gosha Village was going to be on them. She though...

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Heavens Restored

Heavens Restored - or ‘Time to stage a coup, save my cute cousin, and become the Chinese Emperor’ (Code Geass, SI)

Code Geass.

This series is… weird. Maybe. I may be a bit biased because my general preference on history and political games was so that the underlying bullshit mystical contracts just made me very, very prone to hate this sort of shit.

I love the history, I love the lore and I love some characters. I don’t like the whin...

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Meta Justice 3

Meta Justice 3 - or ‘How a Lowly Villain became the most dangerous thing to the World Government from within’ (One Piece, Spadam!SI)

Master Chief Spandam.

Such a name sure sounds horrible now that I think about it, but I have to say that I started to get a bit comfortable after a few months of doing small chores around the world.

I was always sent to low-conflict areas to get accustomed to the ‘hardships of the marines’ and ‘how important it was fo...

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Sweet Assassin 2

Sweet Assassin 2 - or ‘I am willingly not playing this game correctly.’ (Fateverse, SI)

“Will this work?”

I frowned at Stheno for even thinking this was going to straight out deliver her Euryale considering that the Gacha Gods were not forgiving ones. How many times have I told her that? Many. Too many if I have to be honest.

Then again, anxiety was a good feeling for someone that was strictly stuck to a F2P style. No chance to whale these summoning ...

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Sweet Assassin

Sweet Assassin - or ‘I am willingly not playing this game correctly.’ (Fateverse, SI)

Ah… the Greek beaches.

Such a lovely place to spend the holidays at. Also, the most unexpected place for a little prank to unfold as I shared some coconut milk cups with someone else. It’s been a month since I woke up on this side of the Nasuverse and, I will be honest, this is perhaps the smartest decision I ever took.

Likewise, my Servant was enjoying the tanning,...

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Metal Justice 2

Meta Justice 2 - or ‘How a Lowly Villain became the most dangerous thing to the World Government from within’ (One Piece, Spadam!SI)

Marineford, Paradise Region.

It was the current base of the Marines’ Headquarters and where the Fleet Admiral of the Marines has his entire leadership located and living in. The place was deemed by many a fortress, an impossible wall that nothing and no one could ever hope to taint by capture or destruction.

Knowing a bit...

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Meta Justice 1

Meta Justice - or ‘How a Lowly Villain became the most dangerous thing to the World Government from within’ (One Piece, Spadam!SI)

The World of One Piece- definitely not the kind of media I was that familiar with compared to many others, but I knew just enough to not feel too upset in being reincarnated in the little shit baby that would eventually become known as Spandam of CP9.

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Ball Chained Accountant 2

Ball Chained Accountant 2 - or ‘This is not my finest Isekai opportunity, living as the new Dark Lords’ Henchman’ (Seeds of Chaos, Accountant!SI)

Getting an assistant is not something that outrageous of a request as the lands we were conquering were increasing exponentially and thus I couldn’t exactly be the one handling the economy.

I needed manpower, but I needed the kind of manpower that was built on acceptable morals, neutral disposition and a general ...

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Ball Chained Accountant 1

Ball Chained Accountant - or ‘This is not my finest Isekai opportunity, living as the new Dark Lords’ Henchman’ (Seeds of Chaos, Accountant!SI)

Working the fine papers into creating a lovely plan to sustain an economy is something I love to entertain in games.

Circumstances which could not present a real impact to the life around me and… the life I owned. Or rather, I once owned when I woke up in quite the predicament that not many would b...

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It's a Matter of Peace 3

It’s a Matter of Peace 3 - or ‘I became a God and screwed with the Heavens’ (Eight Archon!SI Genshin Impact)

There is a moment in time everyone has to question if things one knows from a specific world’s lore is to be interpreted as literal as many texts would or if there are some half-truths never mentioned.

After all, unions among deities are not uncommon- far from it. In fact, I would say that, ignoring most Archons, many Gods in the past had relationsh...

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It's a Matter of Peace 2

It’s a Matter of Peace 2 - or ‘I became a God and screwed with the Heavens’ (Eight Archon!SI Genshin Impact)

There are many ways to entertain the encounter of a new civilization.

Many countries would just send envoys to provide a cultural exchange and reach an understanding, may it be a good agreement or a negative one depending on the exchange itself but… I had other plans.

I was a bit bored, with civilization in Ferrea more than equipped to survive...

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It's a Matter of Peace

It’s a Matter of Peace - or ‘I became a God and screwed with the Heavens’ (Eight Archon!SI Genshin Impact)

There are many lands in the world of Teyvat, but one region in particular is deemed by many, out of Heavens’ own principles, a forbidden land.

Some land that became taboo to even mention long before the fall of Khaenri’ah, long before the Archon War. Long even before many of those that currently rule the world within the Seven known Ele...

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New Story Poll! Post-Peerless Darkness.

Voting for the Post-Peerless Darkness Story!


https://strawpoll.com/polls/7MZ0A81zwyo


Candidates:

1) A Most Villainous Confusion (Magical Girls vs. Western Villain Original):2023-01-22 14:59:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 3

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 3 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

After surviving what I came to consider the expected ‘worry wave’ that came from both Shiranui and Rinko, I managed to get this mission (which I learned was classified as an A-rank one due to the difficulty) confirmed as a success, with servants specialized in handling prisoners taking Kazuma off my hold for interrogation.

Fa...

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Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 2

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 2 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

Taima Particles. That’s the depiction given to the energy used by people classified as ‘Taimanin’.

It would be a lie to say that this was some sort of standard ki/chi situation as the reason behind the Taima Particles was tied to the unique nature of having demon blood and a human soul.

Biology was used to explain thi...

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Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 1

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

I think we all agree that the world of Lilith-soft (the ‘original’ continuity, at least), is divided in three categories: the dominant fuckers/Cuckers, the weak fuckers/cuckolds and the fine hot pieces that were claimed by one side or another.

This was a bit of a crass way to put it, but it was pretty much how I decided to tack...

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High Saiyan Destruction 3

High Saiyan Destruction 3 - or ‘This is why DBZ Saiyan SIs are difficult to write at a moderate pace’ (Pre-DBZ, Saiyan!SI)

The mission was one of the simplest in the chart despite how sudden it was: clear the planet, destroy any building or ruins and then go back home.

The fact that this Planet, Tartassae, was classified as a no-intelligence and backwater planet meant that resistance was expected to be extremely low. Which was the case when we arrived to find ...

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High Saiyan Destruction 2

High Saiyan Destruction 2 - or ‘This is why DBZ Saiyan SIs are difficult to write at a moderate pace’ (Pre-DBZ, Saiyan!SI)

Seripa was a responsibility.

I wouldn’t call her a burden or a blessing as neither addressed the sheer amount of irritation and relief her mere presence provided. To make it simple, she was convenient to me and she was willing to listen if my advice meant making her strong.

A quick look at her Power Level confirmed why she was more...

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High Saiyan Destruction

High Saiyan Destruction - or ‘This is why DBZ Saiyan SIs are difficult to write at a moderate pace’ (Pre-DBZ, Saiyan!SI)

The first I remember of my new life within a new body was not being a baby- it was being in the middle of destroying a planet in a familiar form that was fairly powerful and… stupidly wild to control.

A big ass monkey, brown fur and red blood eyes sowing chaos left and right. The planet I was on was unfamiliar and the havoc I caused was no...

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Yes, I have a (Vampire) Girlfriend

Or ‘It’s not my fault my GF is a German Creature of the Night' (OC x Vampire GF)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vca5yJETsLBxg3GjKORXK8q3rTDRAE9tHS4e5q9ePNE/edit?usp=sharing

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Important News about the Patreon

I will start this by saying that what I have to say it is not bad news. Recently I asked a poll in my Discord Server for potential additions I should apply to my Patreon and, through the poll, I was able to discern a few priorities for new changes in the near future.

Nothing will be applied immediately as I want these changes to happen within a planned date, starting on February 1st for the first few 'tweaks' on the available tiers.

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That’s not what I wished for! 1

Or ‘I asked for Boobas, but I got Furry Boobas instead!' (Rascals Furry Webcomic SI)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X_cbu9UN7maNzvCd6e0U4Y36ln-G2QK6nNvms_HYmHk/edit?usp=sharing

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The Moon's Brother and the BS Game 7

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GOsWvyCIh7H_yNOsa88tFyn4KgeSMYOl4dneNrjf-nw/edit?usp=sharing

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How did I get here? - Valkyria Chronicles Oneshot

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Fr4-j0u4eL_9PhHSWJq9u0Kdxf3Aa3gtsIoxkIP6cNs/edit?usp=sharing

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The Moon’s Brother and the BS Game 6

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-bHr-4jlLjZUnO_nHfI-qwlsIEYj1PyK3DnA7BnYb24/edit?usp=sharing

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The Moon’s Brother and the BS Game 5

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rzkpq89JEm2LY6kEp-YKAz4-tIgDQshR8pqWkGe-twI/edit?usp=sharing

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