To be the Wingman of a guy whose 100 Girlfriends really (x5) love him!
“I don’t get it,” I mumbled, glancing at the sky as I found myself wandering out of school with my only friend here in this most Japanese environment.
As an environment where Muricans are ‘common sight’ as ‘exotic entities’, I, Avery Patson, did struggle in finding someone to lean on in terms of brotherly closeness. And the guy that got a friend in me was someone that went by the ...
2023-11-19 08:19:20 +0000 UTC
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The Bonds We Break 3 - (Post-Shinmai Maou no Testament OC-MC)
It’s been… A month. I think. I wasn’t exactly counting the days- not after the first week of being out of Japan.
Los Angeles was as I had been told by some people- there was an active presence of the supernatural within the city of ‘Angels’, and while this was usually dealt with by the Hero Clan in the US, I found fertile ground in providing help to those in need.
Dealing with unruly ent...
2023-11-18 10:47:17 +0000 UTC
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Facing Bad Tropes with Naruko-chan 6 - (Naruto AU, SI)
“We could do a prank!”
This request was greeted wonderfully by a flat look from Naruko herself. She wasn’t the kind of girl that would say no to a fun prank, but… the one suggesting this was someone that Naruko was regretting summoning.
When Kurama told her that summoning could help her by producing a reasonable assistant with ‘heightened senses’, Naruko sensed it more as a chance to make ‘...
2023-11-17 20:00:58 +0000 UTC
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All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this ensuing week. Next poll will be made available on November 24th. You can also write in the comment which options you want to see in the old options for next time!
RULE REMINDER: Anyone suggesting At the Gators in the comments will be promptly banned.
2023-11-17 17:12:29 +0000 UTC
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The Bonds We Break 2 - (Post-Shinmai Maou no Testament OC-MC)
A new day was upon Naruse Maria as she happily strolled around the school.
Yesterday had been quite mundane due to Jo-nii feeling sick and thus not being around to make the boring classes fun to entertain. And while Basara was quite fun to play with, the little Succubus preferred to play regularly with her big brother since he was more receptive to her childish moments.
It was a small ele...
2023-11-17 13:59:21 +0000 UTC
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The Bonds We Break - (Post-Shinmai Maou no Testament OC-MC)
Many many years ago, I remember making a friend.
He was a grouchy kid, very unpleasant at first impression, but one that I could easily read because, deep down, I was like him. We were both ‘orphans’ of something. In my case, my parents- in the case of one Toujou Basara, it was a home.
He had his father, but he lost something valuable as they had to move out of their hometown and… I j...
2023-11-16 14:20:56 +0000 UTC
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Submissive Girls with Tools 2 - (Male-On-Futa/Futasub Stories)
Episode: ‘Archonate Masts: The Water Lily (1)’
The journey from Sumeru to Fontaine proved to be far more impervious than I had expected, yet I knew this was still the best path to take.
The first sign that the Grand Sage was starting some sort of experiment tied to the Akasha System had urged me to remove my connection, my presence and physically leave the premises of the reg...
2023-11-15 08:53:39 +0000 UTC
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Realist House-Husband in Fantasy Land 3 - (Sleeping Beauty/Maleficent, SI)
I was due a vacation. Was I?
My boss said so as she announced we would all take this chance to go to a ‘pleasant beach’. And since Diaval was not going to complain against the idea of spending a day at the beach, I was quite ‘outvoted’.
Plus the mere mental image of seeing lil’ Rory with a pretty adorable swimsuit while checking the pretty sea was enough to make this a lovel...
2023-11-14 19:32:39 +0000 UTC
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Helluva Accountable 2 - (Helluva Boss, Human!SI)
Moxxie was not in a good mood.
Yes, it had been another successful mission and they got paid for the job. Enough to make Blitz forget the accident he caused earlier that day and then during the hit itself. Truth be told, Moxxie’s true gripe was not that he did something wrong in the mission- but rather that he saw how someone got killed when they weren’t the target.
And he felt bad for the...
2023-11-14 09:44:40 +0000 UTC
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Facing Bad Tropes with Naruko-chan 5 - (Naruto AU, SI)
Being Uzumaki Menma was a pain.
Truth be told, the eight years-old girl was unsure on why she thought all this hard effort was even truly needed considering how infuriating her parents could be. When she was born, Menma had lived two lovely years.
Her mother cared for her, her father would be around w...
2023-11-13 08:54:44 +0000 UTC
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November Story Concepts Poll Results Reroll 2!
1) Facing Bad Tropes with Naruko-chan (Naruto AU, SI) - Patron Suggestion
2) Oshi no Shugosha - (Oshi No Ko, Ryosuke!SI)
3) Helluva Accountable - (Helluva Boss, Human!SI)
4) Realist House-Husband in Fantasy Land (Sleeping Beauty/Maleficent, SI) - Patron Suggestion
5) Monkey Business in Gravesfield (Post-DBZ Xenoverse x Pre-Finale The Owl House, Saiyan!OC)
6) Never Take a Pirate for Grant’d! -...
2023-11-12 13:50:25 +0000 UTC
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Tiresome Winter - (GoT/ASoIaF, Robb Stark!SI)
New life, new me. I was once John, now I am Robb.
I was born in Westeros as the firstborn to Lord Eddard ‘Ned’ and Lady Catelyn Stark in 283 AC. I was also the ‘younger’ half-brother to Jon Snow, Ned Stark’s alleged bastard son. All in all, I knew the deck of cards I had to play with was stacked with me and against me.
In a world of games tied to politics, wars, and magicks, I had to be cautiou...
2023-11-11 14:34:04 +0000 UTC
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All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this ensuing week. Next poll will be made available on November 17th. You can also write in the comment which options you want to see in the old options for next time!
RULE REMINDER: Anyone suggesting At the Gators in the comments will be promptly banned.
2023-11-10 15:29:39 +0000 UTC
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Realist House-Husband in Fantasy Land 2 - (Sleeping Beauty/Maleficent, SI)
This! This felt much better than just cursing that little thing!
As much as Maleficent had been sure cursing the brat born from Stefan would have been enough to hurt him, she had to admit that after a quick look into his daily life had been mostly normal before she cursed him properly.
Truth be told, she thought that, as a mere human, he would have been showing true love to those he s...
2023-11-10 14:43:45 +0000 UTC
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Realist House-Husband in Fantasy Land - (Sleeping Beauty/Maleficent, SI)
“You disobeyed me.”
That’s not three words that I am quite eager to hear when the one uttering that is the very individual that flung me from my lovely bed to the medieval times. Fantasy medieval times at that since magic is a thing, my boss is supposed to be some sort of dark-fairy and I was holding the cutest child this world has and clearly doesn’t deserve.
...
2023-11-09 17:14:27 +0000 UTC
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One Helluva Commedia 1 (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel AU, Zangetsu!SI)
Commissioner: Gijo.
Let there be Light!
When God first dispelled the Darkness and tried to make Her Will enforced, she was mystified and awed when, from within the shadows, a single entity persisted Her Command. Dark indeed, but not of mind or of soul. Peculiarly dark within, but by body and yet nothing else.
Curiously so, God was mesmerized by his existence. H...
2023-11-09 14:26:03 +0000 UTC
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Facing Bad Tropes with Naruko-chan 4 - (Naruto AU, SI)
Uzumaki Naruko was a delivery girl… at 8.
The idea had came from the fact that her dad had tried to give her other chores in the kitchen but, as she would go around and outgrow some of the onesie and ‘distractions’ used to keep most people away from her ‘unusual’ traits such as her whisker marks, the man decided to give her a ‘risky’ job: be a delivery girl and have an uniform to justify the outf...
2023-11-08 14:18:54 +0000 UTC
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Helluva Accountable - (Helluva Boss, Human!SI)
Sometimes, punishment comes to those that are quite unlucky. Or that are unable to spot a bad deal from a good one. Other times, said punishment is unavoidable and it’s just karmic bullshit behind it all.
I would say my situation was driven through by a deep sense of both and yet not fully with either. I am what many would call an ‘accountant’- I keep funds and money under check, make sure that my boss doesn’t...
2023-11-08 09:57:13 +0000 UTC
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Facing Bad Tropes with Naruko-chan 3 - (Naruto AU, SI)
This was going to be a very interesting day for Naruko.
At least I could say this much as I knew that Saturdays were always difficult times for a ‘new entry’ to last long enough within the list of frequent customers during dinnertime.
That was not to say the girl was unprepared, especially since she had been rather obedient with the orders and never thought of going beyond what she was asked to do.
2023-11-06 08:41:01 +0000 UTC
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Facing Bad Tropes with Naruko-chan 2 - (Naruto AU, SI)
Naruko’s first few days at the Pizzeria were among the best she could account for after being born.
First, she didn’t have to worry about things like hunger and thirst (or peeing and pooping) since she had all the important meals of the day, access to the bathroom and her own room with her own bed.
Second, she didn’t have to worry about being targeted as Jonno gave her an outfit she had to wear fro...
2023-11-05 19:29:46 +0000 UTC
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Facing Bad Tropes with Naruko-chan - (Naruto AU, SI)
For a time, I thought I had landed in the proper and canonic land of Naruto.
You know, one of the most popular Anime/Manga shows in the previous decades, the bringer of so many memories during my years of development and… and well bad fanfictions. I still remember some of the trashy tastes I had as an edgy kid, but that was something that no longer represented me.
I just happened to wake up in Konoha Hos...
2023-11-05 15:56:13 +0000 UTC
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November Story Concepts Poll Results Reroll 1!
1) Facing Bad Tropes with Naruko-chan (Naruto AU, SI) - Patron Suggestion
2) A Princely Guide to not be an Otome Target (Mobuseka Prince Julius!SI)
3) Helluva Accountable (Helluva Boss, Human!SI)
4) Realist House-Husband in Fantasy Land (Sleeping Beauty/Maleficent, SI) - Patron Suggestion
5) Albion Rules the Wind (Zero no Tsukaima, Wales' Twin!SI)
6) Tiresome Winter (Robb Stark!SI) - Patron Sug...
2023-11-05 13:58:40 +0000 UTC
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Glamorous Work: Tales of a Boss and his peculiar four animalistic entertainers (plus semi-insane night guard girl) - (FNAF!AU, Security Breach-ish)
EDIT: I have been thinking of writing something like this in a while. Especially after reading Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape. I found the concept wonderful, same for the plot, but I found the multiple versions of Bonnies, Chicas, Freddies and Foxys/Mangles to be quite tedious to handle as a reader. So...
2023-11-04 19:24:21 +0000 UTC
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All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this ensuing week. Next poll will be made available on November 10th. You can also write in the comment which options you want to see in the old options for next time!
RULE REMINDER: Anyone suggesting At the Gators in the comments will be promptly banned.
2023-11-03 16:52:12 +0000 UTC
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The Craziest Warlock - (HP x Xovers, BartyCrouch!SI)
1962. The Year I was ‘reborn’.
I wouldn’t say that I had gone back in time with this, rather, I took a slightly oblique rush outward into a completely different dimension. Well, not completely but… Close. Close enough.
The first thing I got during my first years of this second life was that my name is Bartemius Crouch… Junior. I was the supposed crazy son of ‘Grumpy Crouch’ the Dark Arts-hate...
2023-11-03 15:45:05 +0000 UTC
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Submissive Girls with Tools - (Male-On-Futa/Futasub Stories)
Episode: ‘Tools of Fate: Vengeful Witch (1)’
Jeanne D’Arc Alter, Avenger Class. Futanari.
This situation was ridiculous but the Servant had little to do with the way this summoning happened. A ‘mishaps’, that’s how Da Vinci-chan had called it. To the ferocious Avenger from France, this was an outrageous situation as th...
2023-11-03 08:43:10 +0000 UTC
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A Dark Magician's Most Evil Trip 5 - or ‘Skeletor stomps on Modern Heroes/Villains’ (CartoonLogic!Skeletor goes to MHA)
Eri felt that today was a good day to do a crime.
Many girls her age wouldn’t be thinking of this. They would think of toys, of dolls and… of candy. With Halloween just around the corner, the henchgirl of Lord Skeletor had an idea to produce a successful heist and prove to her da-teacher that she was worthy of more education.
...
2023-11-02 19:08:55 +0000 UTC
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The Stringless Puppet 2 (Genshin Impact, Wanderer/Scaramouche!SI)
Inazuma was what many would think the proud capital of the Shogunate should be. Big, tall, and particularly chaotic from time to time.
Since the Cataclysm had unfolded no less than 100 years ago, many developments had yet to be fully unwrapped and, with Ei busy with Meditation and the Raiden Shogun in charge of the situation unwilling to change from her main routine, it was reasonable to say that In...
2023-11-01 19:58:58 +0000 UTC
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The Stringless Puppet (Genshin Impact, Wanderer/Scaramouche!SI)
Inazuma. It was 400 years before the start of the ‘Game’. Roughly-speaking.
I am not sure how I ended up here, or why, or what irony I was blessed and cursed with as I was starting from ‘almost’ the beginning. I remember my previous life, yet I remember the moment I was ‘reborn’.
I wept.
A moment that was akin to a child showing their liveliness. A moment that ...
2023-10-31 20:40:15 +0000 UTC
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October Story Concepts Poll Results Reroll 4!
1) A Little Emperor's Fixing (Akame Ga Kill, Emperor!SI)
2) Sensei Rationale (Taimanin Asagi, SI)
3) When Logic Sinks In (Pre-Kuroinu, Kin!SI)
4) A Dark Magician's Most Evil Trip (CartoonLogic!Skeletor goes to MHA)
5) Submissive Girls with Tools (Male-On-Futa/Futasub Stories)
6) The Craziest Warlock (HPxCrossovers, BartyCrouch!SI)
Note for those that missed it: those are t...
2023-10-29 18:54:40 +0000 UTC
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