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Portia and Edwin begin their journey by teaming up to help their friends. I think it was originally Portia's idea, Edwin didn't like it, until he couldn't tolerate another day of work filled with dahlia pining after his best friend. The two begin plotting how to help their friends get together, and start to meet up secretly to figure it out, and have a small bet that whoever's strategy works best, they get 5 dollars + a request. Portia figures she will making plans and will win, but it's reve...

I don't want to be 'just friends'

I think a big part of Edwin's character growth would be going for what he wants rather than stewing and not making a move then ultimately being disappointed/regret he didn't. He's very cautious and doubts himself a lot plus i think he has a tendency to freeze up. After all the drama, they get back together, and he needs to reaffirm what HE wants, aka he wants to be serious, this isn't just a fun passed time anymore.

He finally is upfront about what he wants, he told her he loved her wh...

The Sea Hag

I wanna do more animation!! Kinda wanna work on some character stuff or animate some ocs…

Ka-Chow

Unironically I think loved cars

Anyway, local hater becomes a gf guy after getting a fingernail of affection. He used to be embarrassed and eventually a switch flipped and now he’s almost antagonistic about it

He is very into getting a good grade in bf

Pre-gf Edwin Design

Trying to design Edwin before he started seeing Portia and felt like he needed to have a lil bit of a change. He’s very clean, but def hasn’t cut his hair in YEARS because he hates the hairdresser and they don’t do it right (obvi he says wow this is great! And then cries in his car) so he hasn’t been in a long time. He also prob doesn’t eat properly and sleeps most of the time because perhaps a lil depressed… a lil. He’s also p self conscious, so he’d wear oversized clothes, a...

I'm running away from my problems... ok

They had some moments of mutual understanding. It probably ended with edwin falling out of the treehouse but ya know.... they had some good moments too

You can swim, right? Slug?

OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE CAMP COUNSELORS AS TEENS SO THEY COULD GET BACK AT THE RIVAL CAMP COUNSELORS WHO PRANKED THEM AND THEN maybe almost kiss in the woods late at night while they walked back to their bunks............ maybe.........

I've been trying to decide if portia and edwin have have more than a kiss before seeing each other or what

Touch phobia

Working on pre-fwb Edwin and Portia. Kinda wanna give him even longer hair that he finally gets trimmed but idk???? Edwin doesn’t like being touched, BUT wants to touch Portia but gets overwhelmed a bit, so they begin exposure therapy. Portia’s like ‘I am such a saint, your future gf will thank me!’ Obvi he just wants her, And helps him get used to being pet prodded and overall close. He still hates being touched… except by her. I think it stemmed from them deciding to secretly hook...

The Underhills

Still working on them, but I think Edwin’s dad is gonna be from West Virginia, Japanese/turkish? Parents, mom is from down south with a big Texan dad and Japanese mom. That’s working idea, not sure if that’s what I wanna go with, was also considering Korean but I’ll update when inspiration strikes. Anyway. They met at a John Denver concert, Edwin’s dad has insane lanky dude rizz and immediately got his future wife’s attention. They continued concert hopping/cross country touring u...

Wedding time!

Timeline: Portia gets the cidery in the will, Edwin was planning on proposing so this just ends up working out really well! The cidery has a house next to the property that's for sale and Portia has said how much she loves it. As a way to be a iconic bf, Edwin looks into buying the place since he wants to do something special and help portia/give her something big! He's got a good chunk of savings... only he's suddenly very flighty and busy and portia begins to suspect somethings up... and th...

I agree let's do it!

Raff is an experienced soldier... and often the sacrificial lamb as he's the big strong one that can actually get the job done so its usually up to him to end the fight bUT THATS SCARY. He's very stubborn, and has absolutely good reason to be.... he doesn't wanna bite it! Only when Birdie joins, he seems to suddenly be very open to doing whatever she wants to do and often will say he won't do something, and if birdie says she wants to do it, he will act like he was in agreement the whole time...

Take your drawers off

I realized some of my posts just... didnt post! apologies!!!!!! This is from a tiktok. Portia knows what she wants and comes on STRONG. Takes edwin a lil bit of getting used to

Separated

Feel like Portia and Edwin would be the type to get divorced/seperated and then immediately get back together. BUT I ALSO THINK they’d have a lot of growth and be too stubborn to do that/are obsessed with each other and couldn’t stay apart… plus while their relationship is … unconventional/seemingly toxic, it’s not really they just flirt by being mean, and they are a very happy healthy couple which is also why I don’t think they EVER have a bigger fight aside from their yearly wre...

Twins

There were a lot of headcanons people had about Portia, including that she was a true blonde, or was different ethnicities other than her trashy white self. I was toying with the idea of giving her a cousin she twinned with, so OBVI I took the headcanons and make her near twin. Portia’s dad is a twin, and he now has a daughter, named Brittany! I wanted to make a legally blonde inspired character, so this was a perfect opportunity to have a lawyer cousin.

Dad squad

Left to right:

Dahlia’s dad, Marvin Bramblethorn aka army man turned stay at home dad, Irish, no nonsense, keeps fit for his wife

Edwin’s dad, name tbd, aka hippie turned engineer, Japanese American? He from West Virginia or Maryland, prankster, travels a lot and loved to hike

Portia’s dad/Seamus’s uncle, Charlie Proudbody, aka pub owner, peace keeper, bubbly divorcée, someone said he should be Scottish lol

The dads are besties

Josie x Lorraine

Working on some more characters, sapphic knight x princess???

Doodle dump

Getting used to having a Barbie gf

I missed you!

Edwin realizes his gf maybe likes him and missed him while he was on vacation.

You are orange

Portia loves a spray tan…. Anyway, trying to figure out some lovelies, some friends of Portia’s and their proffessions!

Also one of Edwin’s friends def accidentally gets feelings for Edwin’s sister, dw it’s very mutual but v forbidden cause duh??? That’s my friends sister???? They’re the same age tho

Polaroid

Obvi gotta surprise the mans with a lil 'your my man now, b****' present

NAWSTY DAWG

Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW I DID THE TREND, I even ‘animated’ it aka used keys and LOOK IYS COLOR…. Much wow. Edwin is a nasty dawg

Hi Portia!

the boys love portia

The Gardener

Edwin beat up portia's stalker ex without telling her and she finds out! and shes very into it....

Chucky x Tiffany

They would be the halloween it couple. Obvi Portia gonna make it a lil extra spicy. I think Edwin (and Portia) take halloween very seriously. Edwin is more so the halloween slasher film marathoner, while she's the halloween party guru... So when Edwin has a gf, he wants to ensure his time is spent fairly between his friends, his sisters, and his gf. This would probably be the second or third year they're together or something.... Like enough that he has it down to a science aka movie marathon...

Dump truck

Couldn't decide between flat ass or dump truck but i think edwin deserves a dw and has secret fat ass + tree trunk thigh combo, he does physical labor for his job after all. I also think hes prob a never nude, is very self concious, if they all went swimming he either wouldnt go in or would go in with a shirt on. He also hates shorts. The only reason portia would ever see him in anything less than a long sleeve pants combo. I think they had to go on vacation together with their friends and ed...

Question for members

Hello all!

I am starting grad school, and really gonna be relying on this site for help so I want to make sure y'all feel like you're getting your money's worth!

What are things I could do better or do more of?

What are benefits you'd like to see?

I am still working on some previous requests, things got a bit crazy with end of year things at my previous job (end of fiscal year nightmare scenarios for my role) and just travel, preparing for school, feeling regular blues...

'Dairy Queen closes in 10 minutes'

Late night gaming interrupted by meddling (and snacking) sisters

Brewer Portia x Farmer Edwin

Thinking of them later in life. Portia eventually opens a cidery and edwin is the groundskeeper catch all. she basically says 'go crazy, this is ur life now' and releases him into a plot of land with full creative freedom. he does just that. Obvi it gets them marked as a green cidery, and they make quite the name for themselves! portia has a great product, and is an incredible sales woman + knows what shes doing, she's been brewing since she was younger than she should, and the location is no...

50?!

For a tiktok, it doesnt make any sense without the audio.... but yall know the clip of grant from game changer who said 'the next reporter is named after the number of people i blew in one night in 2012' and brennan lee mulligan has to say '50?!'

Anyway, Portia enjoyed being single and flirty

‘Hold This’

Edwin’s known for his mouth, it gets him in trouble a lot… but it gets him out of trouble too :), he’s also got p talented fingers