Wee Woo Masturbate!
Wee Woo it's time to MASTURBATE!
2025-04-17 23:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Request
Go full fucking Goon every time you see a full moon!
2025-04-09 01:45:08 +0000 UTC View PostRequested by Mx
Popper up to some guy's foot bro
2025-03-28 23:45:22 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by StraightChronicB8Addict
File to encourage you to save your load and go homo with the bros when your wife/gf/family is out of the house
2025-03-21 21:19:18 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Alexander Stratton
(Unofficial sequel to Gooner Mafia)
You get jumped by the Gooner Gang and BONKED with their Big Penises!
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION MAKING LIGHT OF MY HEAD INJURY I DON'T ADVOCATE HARM ON OTHERS
2025-03-21 05:47:36 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Anyonka Jones
Fantasy where a glittery gay trances a straight guy who's been getting cock blocked all night
2025-03-04 01:15:18 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Anyonka Jones
Fantasy where a glittery gay trances a straight guy who's been getting cock blocked all night
2025-03-04 01:11:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's fundraising goal
Requested by Nick
You're A Fuckin Porn Addict Buddy
2025-03-02 00:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Francesco
DISCLAIMER SMOKING KILLS
You seduce a subby ashtray into asking you to smoke more.
DISCLAIMER SMOKING KILLS
(If you're ACTUALLY trying to quit:
https://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/campaign/tips/about/index.html)
2025-02-25 09:55:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe advantages of learning to masturbate in your sleep
2025-02-24 05:22:22 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Sisko
File to help you unwind in the most human way possible, grab a beer, a bong, and whatever you got lying around
2025-02-19 03:19:59 +0000 UTC View PostRequested by mourphuxxx
Encouraging a bator to masturbate thinking about foreskin smells and smegma
2025-02-17 07:07:37 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Sisko
Cupid turns a heart-broken mortal into a heart-throbbing bator
2025-02-14 08:49:12 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Juanjo
Celebrate your bate thinking about BAREBACK SEX
2025-02-09 05:50:52 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Jay Olsen
The Internet was built off the sweaty smelly backs of hunched over porn addicts
2025-01-31 13:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostRequested by Useruseronthewall
Daddy teaches you hot to sit like a phallus-fearing man
2025-01-25 19:47:15 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Bacchus Beef
Join the OBESE MEGACHUB HIVE MIND
2025-01-22 18:14:24 +0000 UTC View PostRequested by Gooner
Training to turn ejaculating bator boys into good clean horndogs
2025-01-19 06:33:00 +0000 UTC View PostRequest
Bro reminiscences about using the Pissing Hole down South
2025-01-17 18:07:04 +0000 UTC View PostCan you escape without becumming a MASTURBATOR?!
2025-01-15 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostPervy landlord threatens to evict you from Masturbator Gardens if you don't change your ways
2025-01-14 19:48:41 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Anyonka Jones
Stupid str8 jock meets a pendulum salesman
2025-01-12 06:56:04 +0000 UTC View PostASMR to replace your thoughts with that of a PRECUMMY, HYPERSEXUAL, CHRONIC MASTURBATOR
2025-01-09 18:13:50 +0000 UTC View PostRequested by Rapids
You do your LOSER of a neighbor a favor and swap dicks with him so he can finally get laid
2025-01-05 18:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostRequested by SlayyyJ
Babbling about bating in Flip Flops, Slides, Birkenstocks & pulling men in public to become foot gooners one toe at a time
2024-12-31 20:56:15 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Jay Olsen
You're too much of a Loser to talk to Proud Losers so you gotta be Loser 4 Loser
2024-12-29 02:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostRecording Exercise
Prejac Humiliation requested: Develop a debilitating urinal fetish to the point where you prejac before, after, or while pissing
2024-12-23 05:48:11 +0000 UTC View PostGive me some ideas, I'll add everything to the queue and put my head down and WORSHIP PENIS
2024-12-19 05:47:45 +0000 UTC View Post