La Vie en Porn
Bate Tune I sing in the shower
2024-04-07 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
You wanna be a butt worshipper but.... like....
2024-04-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThank You WizardDude for Commissioning
I remind you of the time the Cum Blob attacked you and the side effects you face
2024-04-01 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostThank You Robert for Commissioning
Two cum rag demons turn Robert into an precummy Asian Cumslut
2024-03-24 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostScrapped commission from long ago
Man gets turned into a prejac trying not to prejac in his jeans
2024-03-13 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostJust babbling about being a delivery boy for two weeks and how I ground myself while doing this line of work
2024-03-11 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBabbling about a guy named Big Penus
2024-03-11 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThank you Massey for Commissioning
(All characters are 18+ & unrelated)
Snapshot of a day in the life of Old Man Richard & his house where the men of the neighborhood congregate to be themselves
2024-03-09 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to Sisko for Commissioning
A simple dong beat for you to go blank, watch porn, and beat your dong
2024-03-06 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to B8taur for Commissioning
Trance to help you give into being a chronic assturbator and prostate poking peniser
(warning: discourages touching your penis for the sake of worshipping your own ass)
2024-03-03 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to Sisko For Commissioning
POV: You swim in the beautiful tropical waters of Goon Lagoon
2024-02-29 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostTry to cum right now if you can
2024-02-26 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThank you JohnRed for Commissioning this one
Hypnofile track that gives the listener a general plan on how to fit chronic unejaculated masturbation habits into their busy workday
2024-02-23 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostContent Warning: Delusions grandeur
POV: You become a famous gooner and the paparazzi refuse to leave you alone
2024-02-20 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostJust talking about taxes, being sick, & post-vacation vibes
2024-02-19 18:17:17 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to J.O for commissioning
Content warning: Ignore + Mild degrading language
Talk about how losers become more losery and kinky over time due to a "race to the bottom" mentality
2024-02-17 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostGive Vintage Porn some Cumpany this Valentine's Day
2024-02-14 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Bro
POV: You get initiated into a Farternity, oh fuck I mean Fart, fuckin’ autocorrect, whatever you’re a Fart Bro now.
2024-02-10 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to Jay for Commissioning this
POV: You, a chronically addicted loser masturbator, meet your sponsor who's a recovering chronically addicted loser masturbator
2024-02-07 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post[Forgot to upload this in Dickcember]
POV: You have some Cock Carolers on your doorstep this holiday
2024-02-07 03:44:24 +0000 UTC View PostUsed to sing this in my head back when I stocked shelves
2024-02-04 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUsed to sing this in my head back when I stocked shelves
2024-02-04 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post(This is not an endorsement & I have to pay for it myself :/ )
Bator Balm is a albolene alternative
I'm uncut so I'm prelubed all the time so my opinion may not be that useful hahaha
2024-02-02 16:49:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat you looking at NERD!?! Why don't you grab your inhaler and huff?!
2024-02-01 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPutting you under a simple FAT GUY TRANCE so you can jerk off to food porn while thinking FAT GUY THOUGHTS
2024-01-26 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHimbo ass trance to help you get motivated to get your himbo muscle ass
2024-01-22 13:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post