The holidays are cumming! And yes, that means my holiday countdown is back! This year I'll be doing 🎅"12 Days of Secret Santa Gifts" 🎅.
In addition, some of my favorite script writers are contributing sexy scripts to the countdown this year. And I'll be recording a "secret Santa" themed 1st Line Pick of the Month story, and a lucky listener's script creation too.
❗ Plus ...
It's that time of year again, and although I don't really have any in-laws I'd like to fuck, or a terrible mother-in-law....
If I did, this is how I'd like to spend my Thanksgiving! 😝
🦃🍂 HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL CELEBRATING TOMORROW!! 🍂🦃
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, t...
2024-11-28 04:57:54 +0000 UTC View Post
You're at work, when I decide to confront the contractors as to why they've been slow to complete the work around our house. I call you when it doesn't quite turn out the way I expected.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was made for adults only
2024-11-26 05:27:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't want to be late for work, but my pussy's demanding a proper 'good morning' today.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was made for adults only
Sound effects used from Para’s High Quality SFX Library By2024-11-22 07:20:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Below are the submission entries for the "First Line" Pick of the Month contest.
Pick which line you'd like to hear begin a new audio from the list below and I'll create a naughty story based on the winning choice.
The last day to vote will be November 27th.
Thanks to those who submitted these opening lines.
Some entries may be edited slightly to fit Patreon's word count limitations.
A shy, technologically-challenged MILF signs up for a Black Friday offer on a hook-up app; only to discover that she's accidentally swiped right on too many men at once.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was made for adults only
2024-11-19 06:04:07 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to all who helped me test run my new remote controlled toy this afternoon (the Tenera 2 by Lovense).
I am soooooooo excited to use it LIVE, for the first time!! It seems very promising! I know it'll be a fun time! 💦💦💦😈😝
We also settled on a date for the live 'toy play' event, (keeping the upcoming holidays in mind).
Live Event Date - Thursday December 5th at 9pm.
You won't need to download the app to join-in or p...
I'm going to be popping into the voice chat channel on Discord at around 5:15pm EST today to do a test run with my new remote controlled toy. Just to see how it could function in a live event and allow for participants to take control. So if anyone here can hop on and help out (mostly by seeing if they can get control of the toy via blue tooth too) that would help a lot!
All you'd need to do is load the 'Lovense Remote' app on your phone or device (it's free of course).
I...
2024-11-16 21:58:33 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Limited Release ~
I've had my eye on this sensual and empowering script by the talented /u/fischji and with their permission, I'm finally able to post it for subscribers.
People have blowjobs all wrong.
They see a woman on her knees with a cock in her mouth and think, she’s doing what he wants. She’s being a good girl. She’s a cock sucker. She’s a s...
2024-11-15 05:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel regret after my first visit to a reverse gloryhole, but not for the reasons you might think...
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was made for adults only
2024-11-13 09:18:10 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Let Me Lick Your Ass ~
I crave my tongue on you!
But I can't decide where I want to lick. So you'll get to hear a trio of places I want to taste over the next few days, starting with...
"Let me lick your ass"
All three of these quickies start off the same for about the first minute or so.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are conse...
2024-11-11 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Let Me Lick Your Balls ~
I crave my tongue on you!
But I can't decide where I want to lick. So you'll get to hear a trio of places I want to taste over the next few days, starting with...
"Let me lick your balls"
All three of these quickies start off the same for about the first minute or so.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are c...
2024-11-10 06:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Let Me Lick Your Cock ~
I crave my tongue on you!
But I can't decide where I want to lick. So you'll get to hear a trio of places I want to taste over the next few days, starting with...
"Let me lick your cock"
All three of these quickies start off the same for about the first minute or so.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are con...
2024-11-09 05:59:56 +0000 UTC View Post
When your friend's mom visits after discovering the NNN bet you have with her son, she does her best to convince you that, saving your cum until the end of the month is just silly.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was made for adults only
In this update, I share some personal anecdotes from this past month as well as some of the naughty tales I'm thinking about creating to share with you this month.
I hope to include:
a No-Nut November audio
a reverse glory hole tale
either a Thanksgiving or Black Friday themed tale
an escape room episode
testing of my new toy live for even more fun
plus more inspired tales!!
~ Halloween at the House of Cock ~
When the whole Frat leaves to get a little Halloween revenge on their rival frat house, only Lacey's left (in her slutty nun costume) to deal with the consequences of not having enough candy.
Heaven help her! 👼
(or should I say "May the Force be with her"?!) 😈
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! 🎃😘
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are ...
2024-10-31 20:32:57 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Halloween my luscious ones! I hope you have a frightfully naughty time today and tonight.
And yes, there is a special exclusive Halloween tale coming out later today for some of you!
I’m just clawing my way through some edits. Which might give you a hint as to what I’ll be dressing up as for Halloween (again). 😹
Love,
- Lacey 😻
2024-10-31 14:15:50 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Donation ~
Last month's First Line winning submission was:
"Well Sir. There is a few options to help you make your sperm donation today, and one is me, I love being hands on if you'll let me."
Submitted by Discord User - Qinric
Remember: You can enter new 'first line pick of the month' submissions by adding them to Discord or in the comments of this post. The poll for the next one will be cumming soon.
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After I tell you what I did last night with two men from the bar, you realize that giving up your slut is 'too much too lose'.
I was watching some dirty-talking cheating wife porn yesterday and got all worked up for an audio. So I recorded this one, which is kind of a cross between a Storytime, Better Than Your Wife and a Hotwife tale.
I don't normally edge or deny myself, so it was hard not to cum as I played along throughout this entire tale! 💦...
Once again, I had a fantastic time encouraging all those listening to play along with my tale of 3 sluts... a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette!
This version of the recording is the extended version which includes the JOI session as well as the after chat about what could be cumming up live next month, which led to a discussion on new toys.
Note: The after portion is pretty raw, with some dead air. Although, I did my best to only edit out long bouts of dead air when the partici...
2024-10-25 03:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again, I had a fantastic time encouraging all those listening to play along with my tale of 3 sluts... a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette!
I will also be exclusively posting the after chat for those who want to hear what we were gabbing about once the JOI portion was done.
Thanks to all who joined live and from the sounds of it, you won't want to miss next month's live event! 💋
This month's Discord live event will be a JOI experience
DATE: Tonight - Thursday October 24th - 9pm-9:20pm EDT
WHERE: Discord - General Voice Chat Channel
Subscribers will be able to chat and participate as well as listen to the recorded version of my portion of the live event posted "exclusively" here.
You can provide your feedback on what you might like to hear in the JOI event using the community chat.
Also, if you're subscribed and need help joinin...
2024-10-25 00:49:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's Discord live event will be a JOI experience
DATE: Tonight - Thursday October 24th - 9pm-9:20pm EDT
WHERE: Discord - General Voice Chat Channel
Subscribers will be able to chat and participate as well as listen to the recorded version of my portion of the live event posted "exclusively" here.
You can provide your feedback on what you might like to hear in the JOI event using the community chat.
Also, if you're subscribed and need help joinin...
2024-10-24 14:35:04 +0000 UTC View Post
A cocky superhero returns for some power boosting nectar before the chaos of Halloween ensues.
But is he truly deserving of a taste? Or will he get a taste of his own medicine instead?
Here's the First Episode in this series in case you missed it.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content do...
2024-10-23 18:40:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday I went to the Toronto - Taboo - Everything to do with Sex show and figured I'd give you a little sneak peek into what it was like.
I had a good time and would like to go back and try some things next year! 😝
Here's the only SFW pic I can share. 
❗ Reminder - Live event this Thursday 24th - 9pm EDT ❗
2024-10-20 19:36:39 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's Discord live event will be a JOI experience
DATE: Thursday October 24th - 9pm-9:20pm EDT
WHERE: Discord - General Voice Chat Channel
Subscribers will be able to chat and participate as well as listen to the recorded version of my portion of the live event posted "exclusively" here.
You can provide your feedback on what you might like to hear in the JOI event using the 2024-10-20 19:34:40 +0000 UTC
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I enjoy my first orgy a lot more than I thought I would!
(I found some sex sound effects and thought this would be a fun way to incorporate them into a tale)
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was made for adults only
2024-10-19 00:23:31 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Seducing A Co-Worker’s Husband ~
Here's another installment of these amazing adulterous scripts by /u/et_Al, that I just couldn't miss out on recording!
Listen as I confess how I seduced a coworker's husband.
2024-10-16 08:23:55 +0000 UTC View Post
How it started off as jus...
I couldn't decide if I wanted this one to be a quickie, a JOI or something more. So it's kind of a mix of all three.
And it's fitting for you to be 'Thankful' this weekend, since it's Thanksgiving for some of us too. 😝🦃
(If you want to know just when to show me how 'thankful' you are, be ready at the 13:31 mark)
When a 'fear boner' pops up before a meeting, a friendly secretary helps out.
All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was made for adults only
2024-10-11 05:47:04 +0000 UTC View Post