~ Tales From The Archives ~
This is the original Better Than Your Wife first episode just re-edited.
I post a few of my older classics on some sites for listeners who've never heard them before (and as re-releases).
I figured you might want to hear how I've cleaned them up here too.
Enjoy.
Original Story-line:
The guilt is killing you. You need to be faithful t... 2021-07-19 05:15:29 +0000 UTC View Post
This story was inspired by a Patreon who loves to share.
Your wife has never been dirtier than tonight. Thankfully, she doesn't realize that a few men are watching her fuck from their balcony.... at least, not until you invite them over to join in the fun.
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this...
2021-07-19 04:20:31 +0000 UTC View Post
This audio content is similar to "Letters to Penthouse" where I read (mostly fictional) letters from listeners who want to share their dirty stories. It's a different perspective to tell an erotic tale from, so I hope you like it.
In this letter, a man suspects his wife of cheating on him, but the sex has never been better. Now he wants more!
If you want to share a fantasy or experience to be used in a future "Letters t...
2021-07-17 21:34:05 +0000 UTC View PostFor this month's live JOI, I wanted to let Patreon's and Discord users choose the theme.
The session is scheduled for:
Friday July 23rd at 6:30pm EDT
- Open to ALL
- Recording (of my voice only) will be shared to those in the Exclusive Tiers or higher.
- Approximate Length of session 10 - 20mins
*Edit - Denial - ...
2021-07-17 21:24:49 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little naughty humor I found to brighten your Friday! 😂
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children...
The next man dies, so the woman remarries again and has ten more children. That man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children...
That husband dies and finally the woman dies as well.
At the funeral, the priest mutters, "Thank God! They’re...
2021-07-16 06:11:31 +0000 UTC View Post
~ Early Release ~
I arrange a little surprise "taste test" for my mature lover and my best friend.
I can't seem to convince my best friend that there are different flavors of cum. Maybe my mature lover can help by proving he can tell the difference between pussy flavors too!
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a...
2021-07-16 05:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I love my job, the only requirements are that I am flexible, have an open mind and open holes. I just hope my study partner is as open-minded when we need to slip in some study time while I'm still officially on the cock.... um.... I mean.... clock. 😜
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This a...
2021-07-12 23:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's mash-up is a little different.
You will be choosing a familiar character from one of my past series or stories AND choosing what will happen to that character in the audio
Choose a female character from numbers 1 - 11 in the list below to star in the audio
AND
Choose a theme for the audio from a - k in the list below.
The character and theme with the mos...
2021-07-11 18:05:48 +0000 UTC View Post
These monthly updates are exclusive to Patreon. They give me an opportunity to say thank you for your support 😘 and to tell you about the craziness that I've been up to as well as what's cumming up this month.
Included this month:
- Some Subscriber Reminders - New DropBox Link & 2021-07-10 08:12:36 +0000 UTC View Post
~ My Best Friend's Dad ~
Last month, I mentioned that I might take you with me during one of my personal "playtime" fantasies...so here you go! I didn't need any toys for this one. And as usual, things cum on pretty quickly in the moment so if you're playing along, be ready at 23:25. 😜
NOTE: This audio will be moved to the Dropbox in the next few weeks. So if you can't find it here be sure to search for it by title in the Dropbox. I'll update the ...
2021-07-09 06:57:17 +0000 UTC View Post
These are supposed to be quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio is a little more detailed than most LWC's but it still focuses on the words:
Since this is an edging audio - you should be doing just that! 🤣
But for those of you (like me) who love to cum vs. edge, you might want to be ready at 6:15. 😜🍆
Thanks for your support this month and always! 💋
I have sent out direct messages with updated DropBox library links for your applicable support tier, so please be sure to check your messages.
Keep in mind you can even find stories that have been removed from Patreon in the DropBox library. You can use the search function to find audios by title or number or keyword.
If you ever need help finding something, feel free to message me.
Have a sexy night...
2021-07-06 03:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I just had to record this sexy script by /u/IEnjoyMilfs It's got a sexy MILF with a big booty taking young a cock up her ass until it's filled with jizz, what's not to love?!
Today is your birthday and so far it's been a complete bore, that is until your friend's big booty mother comes...
2021-07-05 20:01:56 +0000 UTC View Post
A sexy wife wants to finally know what it's like to get fucked by a big cock, but has she bitten off more than she can chew?
This interesting twist on the traditional cuckold theme was inspired by a fellow Patreon.
I hope you'll enjoy it. 😊
2021-07-03 07:34:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Only one thing can break the curse and save her.
Cum
And lots of it!
In this Final "Truck Stop" Episode of this series, our little truck stop slut continues to work on breaking her curse by milking random stranger's cocks for cum, but will she get enough cum in time to survive?
I intend to pick up this series again - with a twist, that I won't explain here because I'll ruin the ending. But I'd love to know if you want more. ...
2021-07-01 07:42:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This month's Mash Up / Crossover poll determined that you wanted a sexy story that included both:
The young teasing nanny with the piercings from the audio - Working the Nanny Overtime AND The Younger Shy Guy from the series - Cumming Out of His Shell
So here's their combined tale. I hope you like it. Both stories in their respective series will p...
2021-06-30 06:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This is just a quick post and recording to let you know what I'm hoping to release in July.
You can look forward to most of these and MORE depending on your subscription level...
~ Working It Out ~
Discord users voted on their top erotic photo submissions and picked a winner.
The winning pic this month had a "Fucked On The Phone" theme!
There is now a DropBox file which contains past picks and audios, which can be found 2021-06-29 03:47:34 +0000 UTC View Post
This was the 2nd of two live Discord JOI events for this month. This one was very similar to the last, but the timing of it was more suited to those living outside of North America.
For those of you who couldn't make it to the live event here's the raw recording of it. I only edited out some of the background static and chit chat at the end.
This group might have been bigger than the last, although it was a little quieter on the 'man sounds' front, I still ha...
Here's the recording of yesterday night's live Discord Toy review.
I didn't have an exact picture of the toy when I started the chat so here's a link to the image I'm referring to during the recording.
BUT
Just a reminder of the two live events later today!
1. Friday June 25th - 5:30pm EDT - Discord JOI Live Session
- Open to ALL - in the General Voice Chat channel
- Recording (of my voice only) will be shared to those supporters in the Exclusive Tiers or higher.
- Approximate Length of session 10 - 20mins
2. Friday June 25th - 11:00pm EDT - Discord Live Toy/Play Review 2021-06-25 18:13:11 +0000 UTC View Post
There's no place like home when you need some extra help.
Even if that help is wrecking your ass for an upcoming porn shoot.
I get really loud in this one, so you might want to keep one hand on the volume button and the other on your cock. 😜
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, t...
2021-06-24 04:23:35 +0000 UTC View Post
/u/UtteredBun wrote this original and inventive script about a woman-led society, where it's male purity that's valued. And the man’s "seal" must be broken before marriage.
This audio is set in the futuristic / steampunk clinic where the male 'seal' breaking procedure takes place.
**ATTENTION: For those of you in Europe (or outside of the North American time zones), you might NOT want to listen to this just yet, since I'll be doing another live session for your timezone, next Friday June 25th at 5:30pm EDT. And it will be the same content / concept.**
For those of you who couldn't make it to tonight's live JOI session (and won't be joining next weeks), here's the raw recording of it. I only edite...
2021-06-19 05:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostSET YOUR TIMERS!!!
My Live Discord JOI event begins at 10:30pm EDT tonight!
Duration - 10 -20 mins.
* Remember you can join the event on mute and listen only, if need be. *
I will be sharing (my voice only) from the recorded live event, here on Patreon for those in the exclusive tiers and higher.
This event is open to all therefore, it will be held in the General Voice Chat channel.
For those not on Discord...
2021-06-19 01:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post
These are supposed to be quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will mainly contain the words:
When I recorded this one I was imagining a first time anal play scenario. For perfect timing, be ready to make my ass yours at either: 3:39 and/or 5:17
** You can find all the past Limited Word Challenges in ...
I've decided to reschedule ONE of tomorrow's JOI sessions to accommodate the timing of the EuroCup soccer event.
The evening session will still take place as planned. ✔
However tomorrow's afternoon session will be delayed until the following Friday (both sessions will still be similar in content)
1. Friday June 18th - 10:30pm EDT - Discord JOI Live Session
- Open to ALL
This audio content is similar to "Letters to Penthouse" where I read (mostly fictional) letters from listeners who want to share their dirty stories. It's a different perspective to tell an erotic tale from, so I hope you like it.
In this letter, and in keeping with what seems to be a June Birthday theme.... the author has been only been dating this new girl for a short time, so he didn't expect much from her for his birthday!<... 2021-06-17 08:14:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is the schedule of my 3 upcoming June Live Discord events. NOTE: There are two (2) JOI events on the 18th of this month to accommodate for various time zones. Both sessions will be similar.
1. Friday June 18th - 5:30pm EDT - Discord JOI Live Session
- Open to ALL
- Recording (of my voice only from one of the 2 live JOI events) will be shared to those in the Exclusive Tiers or higher.
- Approximate Length of session 10 - 20mi...
2021-06-14 06:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is another first this month and MY FIRST EVER GIRL-ON-GIRL AUDIO. There's no cock in this one!
An innocent birthday gift turns into a whole new experience.
I was inspired by the reddit Pride Month postings and figured I'd try my hand at a first-time lesbian experience story. It only took me four years! 😂😝
I never figured I could do a lesbian erotic tale justice, but I h...
2021-06-14 02:08:26 +0000 UTC View Post