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House Hole

A weekend spent being the 'house hole' for all of your friends is more pleasure than I could have imagined, babe. 

Now, when can we do it again? 

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Thank Goodness She’s Pretty

In the words of Judge Judy...


“Beauty fades, dumb is forever!”

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Exclusive - Tied For My Pleasure

You should have anticipated how I'd tease you once I had you tied for my pleasure...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Loose Woman

 

A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair and announces...

"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take."

A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her pussy. 

The boots are sucked right in. 

He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is sucked in. He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he gets sucked in. 

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - The Price Is Right

A man came up to a beautiful woman walking on the street and said...

"I will pay you $100 to bite your beautiful breasts"

"Ew, what kind of a woman do you think I am?! I won't let you see them, let alone bite them!"

"Ok, make it $500"

"No! Get away from me!"

"How about $1000?"

"I said, no!"

"$10,000, cash."

She hesitates, but can't bring herself to refuse that much money. "Okay, fine!"

They both go into a dark alley and sh...

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More Than Friends

Tonight's the night I realize you've always wanted to be ... more than friends.

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Bring Him To His Knees

Wait for it... 😂😝🤣

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Hell No!

Out of the scenarios below which would you consider the worst! 

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Clearer Instructions Needed

Well she did what he asked..🤣😂

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Patreon Exclusive Series - CC's Diary Entry #7 - Working Under Him

I'm finally coming to realize that I might never cure my addiction to cum, Diary.

But just when I'm about to give up hope, I find the answer I've been looking for.

A guaranteed way to get all the cum I crave and then some!


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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Ouch

A father’s love knows no bounds! 🤣


Happy Father’s Day!!! 😘💋

~Lacey

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Monkey Brains

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole...  

The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”

The guy says, “No, what?”

“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whol...

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Exclusive - You Shouldn't

I know you stroke your cock for me, but you really shouldn't.

No matter how much I tempt you with my tits and my mouth and my ass. Your cock belongs to her and you really really shouldn't be jerking off right now! 


(Oh and if you want to know when exactly you shouldn't cum...it's about the 11 minute mark. 😜 ) 

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Watermelons for Sale

An old man is selling watermelons...

His price-list reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10

A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."

The old man smiles and mum...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Cute, But Not That Bright 🤣

He got there eventually!!! 😂🤣

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That's What Friends Are For - WWM63

Training one of my friends to be as slutty as I am ... 😈😜

Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the Dropbox.  You will be prompted a few minute...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Raisin Bread

A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties....

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.


The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the rai...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Doctor Knows Best

An elderly man got bored in his retirement and decided to open a medical clinic....

 He put up a sign that read, “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1000.”  

Dr. Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to win $1000. He went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic and said, “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”  

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Exclusive - Double The Fun

A gum-chewing bimbo wants a cock to fuck Friday night, any cock,  as long as it's quick. She gets exactly what she wants - twice. 

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Laughter is The Best Medicine - WTF?!! Oh It's Just Me!

He scares the heck out of himself!!! LMAO!! 



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June Update

Sorry for the delay, this was a difficult update to decide upon, but I hopefully it finds you all well!!  

Keep Safe! Thank you again for your support. 

Love you all!! 

~Lacey 💋

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Nurturing

There's no shame in a man needing a little nurturing, especially the kind that only a pair of full breasts can give. 


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Laughter is the Best Medicine - No Cursing

It's the contagious laughter... 🤣👍

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Two Hot Birds

 A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to say one thing... they keep saying 'Hi, we’re hot... do you want to *fuck us*?'" ...

"That's terrible!" says the priest. "But, I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house tomorrow. I will put them with my two male talking parrots... to whom I've taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots wi...

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Wedding Party Fuck Toy 2

The day before the wedding, the bride and bridesmaids find out about the slut who spent last night pleasuring their men. 

The jealous bitches decide to dish out some revenge, by giving that slut more than she can take. 

Too bad for them they don't realize just what a cum hungry whore she truly is...  

This awesome hotwife sequel was requested by my favorite naughty couple. I loved recording it almost as much as I did the 2020-06-10 00:03:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Laughter is the Best Medicine - One of the Crew

She's gonna make a fine construction worker too! 😂🤣

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Exclusive - Sneaking One In

You can listen to this recording HERE 

(if this link is expired you can find this audio in the Solo Fun Folder in the Exclusive Library)

I don't know what came over me today but I don't think I could have survived without sneaking one in. 

Enjoy! 

~Lacey 😘

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Pain in the Ass

When “he’s too big” and “pain in the ass” aren’t sexy 🤣😂

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Smarter Than Einstein

 

One day, Albert Einstein was on his way to a science convention for a speech...

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks quite a bit like him:

"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."

"That's a great idea!" says Einstein. ...

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Limited Word Challenge - Good Boy

These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words  -  with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... This audio will mainly contain the words: 

"Good Boy" 

  

*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This...

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