In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft....
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex.
After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study. After three years of research and $250,000.00, they concluded that the reason was to give the Woman more pleasure during sex.
T...
2020-05-19 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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If only you knew how many times we women have dirty thoughts about you.... yes you! 😜
2020-05-18 19:07:15 +0000 UTC
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary....
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub! them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all a...
2020-05-18 11:45:00 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
Th...
2020-05-17 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a...
2020-05-16 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... This audio will mainly contain the words:
"Let Me Be Your Cum Slut"
For those of you who want to know exactly when to "give your cum slut that load" .. be ready at the 2:59 mark. 😜🍆💦
2020-05-15 22:34:06 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A sixth grade science teacher, Mr. Sampson, asks his class: "Who can tell me
which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.
"Mary, can you tell me ...
2020-05-15 14:55:45 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room...
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is th...
2020-05-14 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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Thanks to Discord user stargazingsenity for taking the time to create this fun script for me to record and share with you all!
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was made for adults only.*
Be Safe!!
Love you all! 💋
2020-05-13 19:08:12 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Here's a few Quickies for Today:
My wife left me because I am insecure...
No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.
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I applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup...
I told her i'm ...
2020-05-13 11:45:59 +0000 UTC
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When I catch you watching porn, you can't believe that not only am I totally fine with it, but I want to play along...
2020-05-12 13:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Well this one took an unexpected turn!!! The chili.... WTF?!!🤣
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 &...
2020-05-12 11:45:00 +0000 UTC
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These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will mainly contain the words:
"He's So Much Bigger Than You"
This is not necessarily a cuckold story. It can be interpreted as:
- a hot wife sharing scenario
- a cuckold story
- a humiliation story.
It's all how you perceive it.
2020-05-11 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting li...
2020-05-11 11:46:00 +0000 UTC
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We've been fucking Mother Nature for so long, but maybe we just haven't been doing it right...
2020-05-10 15:20:02 +0000 UTC
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2020-05-10 12:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride-to-be on Mother's Day no less...
"Ma", David said to his Mother, "I'm going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance."
Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in t...
2020-05-10 11:45:59 +0000 UTC
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It's genius!!!! 😜🍆
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
2020-05-09 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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I guess I didn't realize just how much my stockings turn you on, babe.
2020-05-09 05:07:17 +0000 UTC
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Today's discord chat is at 4:30EDT
You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future). Click HERE for more help with that.
This is the general link for non-subscribers just in case: 2020-05-08 20:25:15 +0000 UTC
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This one was too adorably cute not to share..
I'm not exactly sure what the mom's trying to tell her... maybe to eat her vegetables, but her little hand motions are so cute.
Enjoy.
2020-05-08 11:44:00 +0000 UTC
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We made it through April!! YAY!!!
WELCOME TO ALL THE NEW PATREONS!! 😍🤗
It's that time again, here's another audio of me sharing some of my odd adventures and highlights over the last month.
Also the next Discord "just for fun" chat will be tomorrow afternoon - Friday May 8th at 4:30 pm EDT. There will be a NSFW chat scheduled later in the month.
Keep Safe! Thank you again for all your support.
Love you all!!&nb...
2020-05-07 23:40:34 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness...
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much...
2020-05-07 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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I've heard some strange names for pussy in my time, but some of these are new to me.
Which ones have you NEVER heard before?
*This is a little hint for things to cum in our next Discord fun chat*
2020-05-07 05:57:23 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
I love engineers and accountants as much as anyone so please don't take this one too seriously... It's just for giggles... and you can change the professions to what ever you'd like in your minds...
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference......
2020-05-06 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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The look on her face is priceless!! 🤣😂
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
2020-05-05 11:45:01 +0000 UTC
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Early Release
I need a cock to ride in quarantine, I don't care if yours technically belongs to your flat-chested fiance.
And neither do you...
You'd still risk anything to fuck me and my big tits again.
(This is a cuckquean kink story - meaning I'm super bitchy to another woman in it - if that's not your thing, feel free to skip this one for now. There will be more to cum )
2020-05-05 04:33:48 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts..
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire ...
2020-05-04 11:45:00 +0000 UTC
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If you had to give up one sexual act for the rest of your life what would it be?!
2020-05-04 06:26:01 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Here's a few Quick Jokes for Today:
I’m hosting a charity for men struggling to ejaculate...
If you can't come let me know..
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They say sex sells...
Probably because you can’t spell "advertisements" without semen b...
2020-05-03 11:46:00 +0000 UTC
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