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Marry The Knight notes

So I don't know how popular these Tim Drake/Dick Grayson side-stories are with people. Some comments are good, some comments are bad. I try to limit them to a change of pace, my reasoning being that this story isn't like a lot of fics where we're watching someone just line up female characters and knock 'em down. There's some repetition as the relationships change and develop, so instead of getting locked into Poison Ivy or Harley Quinn again and again, I try to break up the action when possible...

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The Dark One Comes Forth (But Regina Comes First)

“That’s what that feels like, in case you were wondering,” Regina said, as Emma found herself suddenly in what she presumed to be the bedroom Arthur had given Regina. She’d blinked and then just been there, like she’d gotten black-out drunk or something… but from the way Regina was brandishing the Dagger, Emma guessed she’d just been summoned.

“I wasn’t wondering, thanks,” Emma said insincerely, crossing her arms. But grinning, slightly haplessly. It’d only been a ...

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Working on an update for Felicitations (the one with two Black Cats)


For both of them, cuddling was nice, but it had its limit. As soon as the torpor of orgasm had worn off, a rush of endorphins flooded in like they were filling a vacuum. Time to move on, move forward. Felicia reached for Felicity to start round 2, but Felicity was getting out of bed. Felicia watched as she went to a chair in the corner. Now that she was on the other side, she understood why people stared. Her boobs really were huge.


“Leaving so soon?” Felicia pouted.

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Marry The Knight update

Pru reminded herself to tell Tim that he needed a day planner. The man was double booking, getting absent-minded. He’d apparently forgotten Pru was in the pantry as he steered Promise and the semi-conscious Miranda right for the door.

“In here,” he told them. “I’ll hide your clothes.”

Pru barely had time to scoot out of the way before Promise was shot inside, Miranda in her arms. They collided, Promise gasping as she remembered who it was.

“Traitorous bitch!...

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When Laura Met Clint notes

Sorry about the paucity of notes/updates lately. My grandmother died, so I had to drive up, attend the funeral, drive back down... lots to digest. Trying to get back into the swing of things. So this story was originally a one-shot, just trying to incorporate an idea I had for a cute scene, but people really wanted a sequel, so why not? I liked the idea of bringing Laura a bit more into Clint's Island of Misfit Toys, with a prequel-y Natasha who hasn't learned how to human quite as well as she w...

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When Laura Met Clint update

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4748405/chapters/11162471




















































































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Wonder Woman's Loving Authority update

Dick limbered up, rotating his arms and legs, cracking his joints like he hadn’t done since his acrobat days. Bruce had trained him so hard that his calisthenics tended to be running along rooftops, swinging from one building to another. But for this, Dick thought he’d like a proper warm-up.

Diana faced him across the arena floor. Her costume’s colors, brighter than even the Robin costume he’d so recently outgrown, seemed to glow in the bright sunlight. She gripped a stave carefull...

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Wonder Woman's Loving Authority preview


Dick limbered up, rotating his arms and legs, cracking his joints like he hadn’t done since his acrobat days. Bruce had trained him so hard that his calisthenics tended to be running along rooftops, swinging from one building to another. But for this, Dick thought he’d like a little warm-up.


Diana faced him across the arena floor, her costume seeming to glow in the bright sunlight. She gripped a stave carefully, moving it minutely to test its weight. Dick’s own was stabbed...

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When Clint Met Laura update

Laura’s father had been one of those books and newspaper types. Didn’t like TV, no matter who shot J.R. or was hosting SNL. Laura’s mother insisted on something to watch her stories on while she kept the house, Father at work and Laura at school, but still, her daddy wasn’t shy about calling it the idiot box. Turn your brain off and watch.

Ten years dead, he was being proven wrong. Laura had her TV on full blast—it wasn’t much bigger than her mother’s had been, though ...

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Marry The Knight update

Mei Wing entered the hide-out of her gang, the Golden Dragons, bearing the suitcase of coke she had promised them. One more piece of the puzzle: it would lead to more money to spend, more territory to control, and a higher placement for her in the Triads that sponsored them. All part of her mission as an undercover cop. And as an undercover, she could see all the evils of this, while the good was far away. Nearly invisible.

Perhaps it was lost in thoughts of this, of her inner conflict...

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A Different World

Some days, Peggy regretted following in Steve’s footsteps. The test with the refined Super Soldier Serum, the Infinity Formula that had made her functionally immortal, then the freak accident that had made the injection invalid, ensured she would always be an oddity of nature. She’d served SHIELD faithfully, rising to Director and being able to captain the ship with complete continuity for decades on end, and even after the collapse of SHIELD (or rather, HYDRA), she’d been able to find a p...

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Wonder Woman's Loving Authority update

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4699733

For a time, Dick simply strolled through Paradise Island, feeling the wind push and pull his toga upon his body, the simple feel of it exhilarating. He exchanged greetings with those Amazons he saw, all of whom knew him and had a friendly word, but most of all, he just walked. It was a joy to walk on Themyscira. There was a sense of well-being there. A lay-person would just...

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Your Spider-Sense Can’t Tell You When A Diaper Needs Changing

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4765316


“Pete,” Tony said, “take it from someone who’s been in relationships with a lot more women than you. Dump the kid. Go out with your wife. Cherish the redhead.”


“Nah,” Peter said after some consideration.


“Guy!” Tony threw up his hands, pacing around the living room of Avengers Tower, which had become some...

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PGBT update

Atlee stared at the television from the comfort of the couch she was stretched out on and the blanket she was cuddled up in. This garden hose seemed like an extraordinarily cumbersome, even dangerous product. She didn’t know how anyone could buy them without this ‘Hose Hitch’ that could be bought for such a low, low price, and with only a few easy payments. How could such a necessary invention be advertised in the middle of the night? She would have to talk to Karen about getting one.

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When Clint Met Laura notes

So the idea for this one came from watching Three Days of The Condor. In it, there's a scene where Robert Redford's being chased, he needs to get away, so he takes a woman hostage to hole up in her apartment, but has to have her call her boyfriend to break their date. Watching that, I thought wouldn't it be funny if the guy were just *such a jerk* that Redford had to step into the conversation and tell him off. I didn't really have any book projects where that kind of Jason Bourne relationship s...

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When Clint Met Laura

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4748405

Laura wasn’t sure what she should’ve thought about having a man leap into her car, covered in blood, gun in hand, and demand that she drive, but she was pretty sure it shouldn’t have been he’s kinda cute.


Nonetheless, that is what she thought about the man who might bury her in a ditch eventually.


Even worse, she was pretty s...

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A Different World

This chapter... somewhat bricklaying. I'm basically retelling Avengers: Age of Ultron but with a lot more sense, so you kinda have to explain why there would be a bunch of sexy robots lying around. I also wanted to go deep into the Iron Man character vault--I've included some pictures of the characters with this post, just so you have some idea what they look like. I have a few more deep cuts from the IM comics planned, but also some more contemporary characters and A-listers in there as well. S...

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AP update


Regina knew it was cowardly. On some level, she was probably breaking Emma’s trust. If not that, then at least cracking it. Emma had the naïve, childish expectation that this was the kind of thing Regina would share with her, simply for comfort and closure and pretty words like that. She would imagine that if this had happened, and Regina were to tell her about it, that it would happen face to face. There would be tears brimming in her eyes and Emma would hug her and she’d say all th...

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A Different World

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3155708/chapters/6849620

Thirty miles away in downtown Los Angeles, Pussy Potts, Project Supervisor for Stark Enterprises, was checking her watch. Ninety minutes until her presentation. Plenty of time for a quick… check.


The laboratory looked more like a sculpture garden than anything else. Clean and sterile, the walls were lined with Perspex cap...

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Wonder Woman's Loving Authority update

“Ready to fuck me now, Dick?” went Kory’s soft, lilting voice, singing out from her as delicately as her touch went over Dick’s back, fingers stroking and massaging his lust-tense muscles. Kara could see them standing out in oak-hard knots, tensed up from—“Like you did Donna?”


“Always, Star.” He shifted his neck, cracking out one last kink, then turned over. His eyes tracing over Kory were a spur to his fine bodily control, bringing him to full hardness. “For you...

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Something to do with Iron Man...


Thirty miles away in downtown Los Angeles, Pussy Potts, Project Supervisor for Stark Enterprises, was checking her watch. Ninety minutes until her presentation. Plenty of time for a quick… check.


She walked up to the six foot four robot who smiled politely down at her, lean and mean. He had neat shoulders, a nicely tapering torso, and sculpted legs. His body was patterned after an athlete who had starred in some forgettable movies, while his face resembled his creator, ...

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Marry The Knight update

Vicki Vale wasn’t sure what to expect as she drove up to Wayne Manor. She’d texted him, half-expecting the number to be changed, but instead had gotten a firm agreement on finally getting her interview. She pulled up on the roundabout, expecting there to be someone to take her car, but no one. Tacky as it was, she killed the engine and left it there. It wasn’t like there was a parking lot on the grounds. She got out, stepping out into the buzz of flowing water from the fountain on the fron...

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Previewing


For a time, Dick simply strolled through Paradise Island, feeling the wind push and pull his toga upon his body, the simple feel of it exhilarating. He exchanged greetings with those Amazons he saw, all of whom knew him and had a friendly word, but most of all, he just walked. It was a joy to walk on Themyscira. There was a sense of well-being there. A lay-person would just think it was the blue skies and such, but Dick’s detective mind told him more. There was no trauma here. On the be...

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Hey patroninos, which of your OTPs need good fanfic?





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Patreon exclusive: Escapism part 2

She led him by the hand through a half-dozen staircases, always going down, at one point clotheslining a Parademon they passed. Scott had to look back to see if its head was still attached.


It was. Barely.


“Barda, not that I don’t trust you, but—“


”Left!”


“You sure you know where you’re going?”


“Want me to stop and ask for directions?” Barda asked him. She led him down another corridor. “I lo...

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The 100: Well-Rested

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4712663


“What are you doing?” Lexa asked, feeling Clarke’s eyes on her.


Hands, lips, and whispered words against her skin were one thing—quite a pleasant thing—but she was unused to staring. She was the Heda. She was not some paintwork to be admired.


“Looking at you,” Clarke replied haplessly, pulling more of the she...

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I'm working on many things

He put the phone to his ear again. “She said no. Yeah, I don’t think that’s going to help. Nat, she’s driving. Okay, fine…” He held the phone out to Laura. “She wants to talk to you.”


“I’m driving!”


“It’s Chechnya. You’re about the only person who owns a car.”


With a hateful shrug, Laura conceded that it wasn’t exactly rush hour. She took the phone. “Hello?” she said, just then feeling she should’ve said somethi...

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Diana Does Diplomacy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4708169

“You ask them.”


“No, you ask them!”


“Man without fear my ass!” Wally swore.


“That’s another guy,” Kyle said pedantically. “Doesn’t even wear green…”


“Do you have fear or don’t you? Wait, isn’t this in your slogan or something? You have great fear?”


“I can...

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Wonder Woman's Loving Authority notes

Now this story was originally a part of Marry The Knight--it would have Kon paired up with Cassie, Bruce paired up with Diana, and Kory paired up with Donna, all going to Paradise Island to undergo trials to become Amazons. But as time went by, I kept hitting a wall, and eventually came around to think that MtK readers wouldn't like a prolonged story arc on Paradise Island, away from the Gotham City, at all. So I chopped it down to Dick and some of the 'extended family' of Wonder Woman (like New...

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Wonder Woman's Loving Authority

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4699733/chapters/10731215

Dick couldn’t believe it. He just couldn’t believe it. He’d known Donna was an Amazon, and even heard what the Amazons were like from reliable sources. Donna had actually warned him what becoming an Amazon, even an honorary Amazon, would be like. But actually experiencing it—seeing what sweet, innocent, sisterly Donna was c...

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