The world wobbled around Hui. Darkness emanated from his hand, swallowing him up. Waves emanated out from that darkness, twisting the world around Hui’s body. Startled, Fei Hu leaped toward Hui, but too slow. The darkness swallowed him up, and he vanished.
Space compressed around Hui. He twisted into a noodle once more, dragged through space, then burst out. He staggered, then caught himself. His feet echoed through a hard, open room. Stone panels created firm footing below him.
2023-01-21 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Once Fei Hu ate its fill, Hui picked it up and took to the skies once more. Out of the valley and back to the stone, the empty vast wasteland where nothing grew and nothing lived but the black birds.
Senior Fen Long certainly created an interesting space to seal himself away in. Endless, desolate wasteland, spotted by little oases of golden grain. If I looked too heavily into the symbolism, and assuming that the autumn grains symbolize Senior Chen Wuya, then could it be that he saw ...
2023-01-20 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Gray stones below, a low, flat gray cloud above. Hui flew on. On and on. Hours passed, and still he flew. He glanced back. Am I really moving? It feels like I’m on a treadmill, going nowhere.
He closed his eyes, sensing with his mental energy again. No… the qi is getting thicker. It’s subtle, but I’m moving in the right direction. Chen Wuya hasn’t come back, either, so I can only assume that there’s something up ahead.
The runt snoozed in his arms, sl...
2023-01-19 16:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hui reduced his qi, retreating it into his core. His body went fully limp. Hui pushed his qi into his shell, reinforcing the core’s tough exterior. Alright. I’ll write my body off as a loss. Let the baby beasts eat it and find out it’s not tasty. As long as they don’t destroy my core, I’m safe. Once they’re done chewing on my limp body, I can regenerate it… or grow a new one, either-or. I’d rather regenerate than grow a body from scratch, but in the end, it’s only a matt...
2023-01-18 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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The world whirled around Hui, and he squeezed out of the spatial passage and into a dark space. He stumbled, then fell over. Confused, he pushed himself up. Where am I? What’s happening?
In the distance, something roared fiercely.
Hui’s arms gave out on instinct and he played dead, lying on the stone floor in the dark space.
A few moments passed. When nothing appeared out of the darkness, Hui laughed lightly and pushed himself up again. “Right, right. Well, we...
2023-01-17 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hui gazed at the sky for a bit, then shrugged to himself. I guess… she has other things to do on the peak? But what? What could be more important than the exploding furnace?
…That admittedly has been exploding for over a century, so… I guess I get it.
But still, what could be more important than this? The barrier? She isn’t examining it anymore, that I can see. What else?
Well, there’s always one way to find out. Time to take a walk o...
2023-01-16 16:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Zhang Minyan peered at Hui. “Come to think of it, I don’t recognize you. Are you new in the sect?”
“Ah? Yes! I just… was recruited as a peak lord,” Hui said, nodding.
“Hmm… oh, right. That Outer-Peak nonsense. I was against it, you know,” Zhang Minyan informed Hui, squinting slightly.
“Oh?” Hui asked.
“Hmm. Expanding our sect? But why? We have plenty of manpower in the Inner Peaks. All our powerful disciples are in the Inner Peaks. Adding Outer ...
2023-01-15 15:59:01 +0000 UTC
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As he fell, Hui angled his body so that he’d strike down on the very bottom of Zhang Minyan’s peak. A gentle push from the air counteracted his fall, shoving him away from the peak.
Hmm, that’s the barrier. But what if I kill my qi? Then I can pretend like I fell accidentally on her peak due to blacking out, and Gan Li and Nian Ji can take the blame for leading me here and tricking me into taking the hit.
…not that people generally kill their qi when they blac...
2023-01-14 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Rogue yawned. Why do I feel so tired? Is it going through the network? Damn… didn’t expect that to happen. Is this payback for using the network to get Healer drunk?
He looked around as he flew through the sect. Healer and Sectgoer were talking about that one Senior… the pill cultivator. Both of them ended up with disciples instead. If I go around looking for that Senior, will I end up with a disciple, too? I don’t mind the sound of that.
Ah, a beauti...
2023-01-13 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Exhausted, Healer returned to his peak. He rubbed his forehead and blinked, happy to see his simple palace. I’m so tired. Ceremonies, registrations, the repression of Gui Delun’s peak, ugh. I’m dead. I want to sleep. Really sleep, not just meditate. If I never see a wedding again, I’ll be happy.
Oh, wait. Peak Lord is…
At least that one’s not my problem. Hui swooped down toward his palace.
As he descended, a blast of light hurtled up at...
2023-01-12 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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A/N: sometimes Patreon 's scheduler just doesn't, guys. I'm so sorry. Hope tomorrow posts on time...
Ignoring the Master-disciple banter, Tang Fei marched directly ahead toward the main pavilion on the peak. Hui glanced at her, then hurried to follow. I’m curious about what happened to Tang Fei. I should ask her… now that I don’t have my own face, I can investigate what happened to her without causing her more pain.
Ying Lin hummed happily to herself, skipping by Hu...
2023-01-11 20:14:16 +0000 UTC
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Sectgoer stretched lazily, rising from the forge. A dozen ruined spirit weapons laid strewn on the floor around him. Twisted and filthy, not a single one lacked an impurity or deviation of some sort. Turns out, forging is pretty hard. I’m doing a great job of ruining every material they send to me, but I’m struggling to actually make something that isn’t just an ordinary sword.
Well… well, even forging an ordinary sword is impressive, no? If it wasn’t so similar t...
2023-01-10 17:00:01 +0000 UTC
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At last, Gui Yutong and Hui sat alone in the wedding bed, Gui Delun nowhere in sight. Hui pressed out his mental energy just to be sure, but as far as he could tell, Gui Delun had left entirely. He let out a sigh and collapsed backward onto the bed, exhausted. The weight of the thick qi pressed down on him, pinning him to the bed. He rubbed his face and circulated his qi, fighting back against the weight of the qi. If I could spend a month here, I’d advance by leaps and bounds, but just...
2023-01-09 18:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Gui Yutong glared up at Gui Delun. “I’ve chosen who I want to be with. Father, please.”
“A piece of filth who only wants your body, who’s trapping you into marriage? Let me kill him. I’ll adopt your child as mine, and this will have never happened,” Gui Delun rumbled, scowling at Hui.
Is this how the Fu Clan happened? Wait, no. There was a lot more clan murder going on over there. Hui paused. Actually, that would be pretty useful for me, if Gui Delun dec...
2023-01-08 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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They flew across the sect. Hui grabbed at his collar, buying himself enough room to take a breath. “Senior, I—”
“Not a word,” Gui Delun snarled.
Hui opened his mouth, then closed it. If that’s what Senior wants, I’ll shut my mouth! I want to come out of this alive, whatever it is!
Did he find out? Does he know? Hui swallowed nervously. He studied Gui Delun’s face, but aside from anger, he couldn’t decode anything else. Ah, he did take ...
2023-01-07 17:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Healer woke up with a jolt. He blinked and tried to sit up, only for a throbbing headache to assault him. Wincing, he lowered himself back down, staring at the silken canopy overhead.
I remember… the party. Talking. Rogue finally managed to get me to drink… or… did I just get drunk through the network? I… remember, Gui Yutong and Bai Jingwen… Bai Xue too… Peak Lord and Sectgoer, Ying Lin… she… she left early, I think? Uh…
What happened? I remember se...
2023-01-06 16:59:03 +0000 UTC
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The Following Night
Bai Xue’s peak glittered with thousands of floating flames. Dancing over the peak, the flames shaped into flowers and swords, fantastic spirit beasts and marvelous rainbows. A series of lanterns floated beneath the flames, creating almost a festival atmosphere. Down below, lines of faintly-glowing qi swirled on a light mist. The glowing mist gave the entire peak the appearance of an immortal paradise, wreathing the stone paths, trees, and mystic po...
2023-01-05 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hui returned to the pond. He glanced around, but everyone was asleep now, even the two flirtatious female cultivators. Settling down on the final open chair, Hui looked left and right, then closed his eyes and began to meditate.
Jin Xian—or rather, Fang Hua is safe, Hui said.
Oh, good. What happened? Sectgoer asked.
Hui peeked an eye open, then sent a probe out toward Liu Guang.
“He’s passed out, no doubt,” Chen Wuya said. He burped, shifting ...
2023-01-04 16:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Fang Hua laughed. The sound echoed eerily off the tall stone walls. She waved her hand. “Oh no, no. I appreciate the way you’ve treated me… that is, my other half. I’ve advanced to fifth realm since you acquired me. How could I complain? No. I simply hoped… you could illuminate me on your plan, sending me to the hands of that life cultivator.”
Hui dropped into a kowtow. “Elder Sister, please hear me out! I swear I had good intentions!” Argh! Elder Sister doesn’t kn...
2023-01-03 16:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Okay, Liu Guang is asleep. Hui glanced to his right, but quickly licked his lips. Er… I don’t think they’d notice if I was here, or not. Let’s make my excuses in any case, but I don’t think they’ll remember. “Ah! The liquor is running out. I’ll be right back!”
Gui Yutong and Bai Jingwen giggled. Gui Yutong vaguely waved a hand at him.
I’ll take that as my sign to leave. Hui nodded at the two of them and took to the air, quickly puttin...
2023-01-02 16:59:00 +0000 UTC
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2023-01-01 18:48:55 +0000 UTC
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Hui closed his eyes for a moment, reaching out through his network to the nearby lotus clones. An image welled up in his eyes from one of the lotus beasts. A beautiful rock-lined still pond, surrounded by bamboo on one side and a neat garden on the other. A smattering of lotus beast lotuses already clustered in the corner, out of season but idyllic nonetheless. Hui nodded and turned his feet toward the pool, following the lotus beast’s directions. Thank goodness I have so many beasts ar...
2023-01-01 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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The lotus clones bustled around as Hui returned, trailing Liu Guang. Hui laughed lightly as two clones ran out with a skein of silk carried over their shoulders. “Ah, never mind the mess, Senior. I’m remodeling.”
“Remodeling? What is your vision for this palace?” Liu Guang asked, earnestly curious.
Hui nodded. “Throughput and cleanliness!” Fleece—ahem, heal as many cultivators as I can, and leave the place so spic and span that they can’t possibly steal anyth...
2022-12-31 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Healer strode along his peak, enjoying the quiet for a moment. A moment of peace before it all begins.
The lotus clones busied themselves, setting up the immortal palace behind him. Some distant cultivator had built it to their fancy, but they fancied a lot more brocade and silk than he did. I need to get all that opulence out of here. Easy to clean, easy to see injured cultivators into and out of. That’s what I need.
After all, why stop my business now? It...
2022-12-30 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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From the corners of the sect, the groups of cultivators led their trial attendees back to the original peak. The clones made eye contact with one another, nodding.
Hey, wait. What happened to Jin Xian? Rogue asked, scanning over the life qi cultivator’s group.
Wish I knew. I’ve done a bit of prodding, but no one saw what happened to her. I don’t sense her anywhere. I’m afraid to ask, in case he killed her and it would associate us together. We’ll have to loo...
2022-12-29 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Peak Lord sat lazily at the end of the line, resting his back against Bai Xue. She breathed slowly, her body shifting against his. The sun shone down overhead, illuminating a beautiful meadow full of flowers. A heady perfume hung on the air, tempting them to run within.
As they watched, a rabbit entered the meadow. It hopped along, then lifted up on its rear feet to nibble a flower. Instantly, the meadow came to life. It swirled in a raucous blast of colors as the whole meadow collapsed...
2022-12-28 17:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Hui stepped up to the edge of the floor again, beating stick slung over his shoulder. Opposite him, a familiar face stepped up. Ying Lin waved at Hui from across the floor, beaming wide. A few rips and tears marred her clothing, but no more than a minor scratch marred her skin. She stepped forward, quickly jogging to the center.
Hui strode over, neither fast nor slow. He nodded to Ying Lin. “Have you learned a lot?”
“Yes! I almost feel like I can break through to the next re...
2022-12-27 15:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Instantly, Wen Penglai launched himself at Hui. His sword transformed into a blaze of light, darting for Hui’s heart.
Hui jumped back, operating the Pond Reflecting Waltz on instinct. Using the time-freeze step, he dodged to the side, and Wen Penglai’s sword went wide.
Chen Wuya dug his claws into Hui’s hair. “What is that, huh? Why aren’t you using the Seven Steps?”
“Senior… the Seven Steps are suited for attacking, not dodging! You can’t blame me—”
2022-12-26 17:59:01 +0000 UTC
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“Again!” Chen Wuya snapped. He clapped, and the swordsman in red jolted to a halt, then reset and began the swing again.
Hui swept his sword sideways, following the man’s motions. He watched the man with his third eye, and copied his qi flows at the same time. Right. When I move, my qi flows like this. On top of that, I need to augment my qi here and there, to put extra power into the blow. Move my arm like this, and step forward.
In the air above him, he materializ...
2022-12-25 16:59:02 +0000 UTC
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Hui flitted around the stages, making full use of his free time from his quickly-finished match to watch the rest of the matches. He kept half an eye on Xin Mobing the whole time, mindful of the man in case he decided to enforce a bit of extrajudicial justice. Xin Mobing, on the other hand, backed off into a corner and began to practice his fist techniques, completely ignoring Hui.
Tucking his hands behind him, Hui pulled up to one of the fights and watched on, nodding occasionally to h...
2022-12-24 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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