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Baby sitting

It’s not fair!” Damien sulks, crossing his arms and pouting his lips as you drop your backpack onto the floor and relax on the leather couch. His parents asked if you could babysit him for the day while they are away and his sister is out on a date; and with nothing better to do, you reluctantly agreed for the fifth time. Thankfully Damien is quite well behaved and polite to you but he occasionally voices his jealousy of his sister since his parents clearly prioritizes her mor...

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Big boi rona

Hey all!

Sorry for the slow output of stories. Unfortunately I caught covid for the second time a few days ago, but recovering well. Hope to publish a story soon since I have so many planned for March and April. 

Bear with me!

~Wombat

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Future story

What should I try writing?

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Catfished

A smile forms on Brendan’s face as he picks up his phone to see a notification he has been waiting for over a day. Opening up the application, he is immediately greeted with numerous messages but he strolls to the one sent by his friend, Tristan. Laughing at the cringy pick-up line, Brendan decides to continue with his plan to catfish his friend with photorealistic images of his friend’s dream girl created by an AI program. Able to alter the non-existent Asian girl’s pose and background...

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Back to your roots

Yeah… whatever mom…” Thomas snaps back before slamming his door shut and pulling out his phone to vent his frustrations to his friends. Meanwhile, Chunhua shakes her head in disappointment at her son’s behaviour but remain powerless to discipline him at his age. She used to nurture and teach him good manners on top of sending him to tuition after school in their hometown, but after moving overseas for her husband’s job, her son gradually changed. Still incredibly smart a...

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The bet

There has to be something better to do…” Phil grumbles in frustration as he spins around on his squeaky desk chair with his brows furrowing in thought. You join in, mentally ticking off things you’ve done in the past few years with your best friend as you also struggle to think of a new idea. Starting off as small harmless bets made to pass time years ago, the stakes and challenges began to climb as your friendship with Phil developed. These bet-like dares typically involves...

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Board Game

Alright, come over! I’ve set up everything!” you chuckle, placing three wooden figures on a small boardgame as you hear your friends walking into the small living room Sarah owns. Awkwardly sitting cross-legged besides the short coffee table she refuses to replace for some odd reason, your friends take their place on the worn-down leather couch opposite you. “Think you’ll win again?!” you snort mockingly as Jack smirks at all th...

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Better treatment

The fuck you… looking at?” you hiss at Brendan with toothpaste spraying from your mouth as he wolf whistles at you for the fifth time. Glaring back at him, you wince as your long brown hair pokes your eyes and your curvy spine flexibly twist to see him better. Seeing his sheepish look for the hundredth time causes you to roll your eyes in annoyance as you try to ignore him, poking your toothbrush further into your mouth and tasting the minty flavor. “ View Post

Life of the party

Like they all say, it’s rude to scroll through your phone during a gathering, but your friend Josh takes it to a whole new level. Sitting around the small outdoor table, the warm afternoon breeze brushes through your hair as music blares from a nearby speaker. The tradition started last year when Josh revealed that he had been practicing dark arts as a hobby over the few months, and proved his point by levitating a chair and turning you invisible for a minute. Your other friend, Nick clears...

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New barista

Next!” the barista mumbles as he finishes writing down the order of the recent customer onto the cardboard cup. The faint jazzy music occasionally becomes interrupted by the loud milk frother or the squeak of cutlery as customers enjoy their brunches. The small yet cozy café tucked within an inconspicuous alleyway mostly caters for observant locals or casuals like Tyhler who stumbled onto it by accident. Living up to its apparent hipster vibes, the tall and blond barista glance...

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Status update

I'll be overseas for the next two weeks, but I have a few stories to release in the meantime. When I'm back, which stories should I focus on? (True wombats can directly message me)


Currently midway through a story involving a boardgame

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Bachelor's Party

Holy shit… you found a nice place” Draven mutters in awe as Thomas opens the thick oak door to reveal a well decorated and vast hotel room shining in the afternoon sun. Silently following your two friends, you hear the door close with a soft click as you explore the rooms, slightly envious of Thomas’ extravagant budget for his bachelor’s party. With a rather reserved personality, he preferred a night out with his closest friends drinking and bantering in a private room rat...

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New powers

Stepping out of the bustling sidewalk and into a quiet eatery, the sharp shrill of door chimes announces Marius’ arrival as the waitress shoots him a smile. Glad to be out of the warm afternoon sun, he takes a seat at the corner of the restaurant and nonchalantly scrolls through his phone until the waitress approaches him. “Just the usual?” she asks as Marius nods, expecting to see his favorite dish at his table within minutes after years of ordering the same food every Sunday....

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Alter ego

C’mon! Loosen up!” Thomas chuckles, seeing his friend Charles nervously pacing around in his bedroom and anxiously glancing at the clock. The faint clicks of the clock hands does little to ease the tension as Charles mumbles to himself in frustration. Peering out of his apartment window, Thomas nonchalantly scrolls through his phone to pass some time as the awkward silence grows longer. “Why are you so angry anyway? You’re the one who got us cursed by your ex-girlfrien...

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Year of the rabbit

Oh fuuuuuck… I’m sorrryyyyy” Tristan whimpers loudly into his empty apartment room, hoping that his pleas can be heard. Breathing rapidly, he feels his modest B-cups bouncing with every strained breath as they hang from his petite body. Trying to ignore his tingling breasts formed mere minutes ago, he desperately tries to figure out a way to reverse the painful changes. “Mmmph… I’m not a girl…” he mutters as he traces his feminine fingers along his sides, ...

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Office guests

I swear you’ll be promoted by the end of the month” Jessica chuckles with slight envy as you and her walk out of the meeting room into the spacious hallway. Starting together as new lowly employees at a prestigious firm a year ago, a friendly rivalry quickly formed as you both began to climb the corporate ladder. Other staff members caught on and jokingly shipped you together which only deepened your crush for Jessica but her hardworking attitude kept things professional betwe...

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Gamer girl revealed

You need to submit it by midnight…” the lecturer mumbles into his cheapy bought microphone as you zone out and continue watching a video on the side. Online classes are definitely not your favorite since it’s never engaging and awkward silences fill the virtual room of strangers you never met in person. On the verge of just disconnecting to better spend your time, a cute feminine voice cuts through the lecturer’s monotone and catches your attention.

Clicking back ont...

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Losing control

Oh my god! The wind is so refreshing!” you giggle as you poke your head out of the car window, feeling your long brown hair flutter along the speeding car. The warm afternoon sun radiating onto your sweaty face makes you smile as pearly white teeth glisten under the light. Taking in a deep breath of fresh air, your nose itches a little and your eyes water as your vision blurs for a second as you hear a voice shouting at you from the driver seat.

Hol...

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What's next?

My ADHD mind keeps jumping between unfinished projects; which story should I focus on?

"True Wombat" members can directly message me your preferences

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Wizardry revenge

Mmmphhh… stooooop…” you groan, feeling all the joins in your body pop and shift as a faint blue glow envelops your body. Knees crumbling from shock, you fall to the ground and hear your spine crack loudly as it arches painfully, dropping your height significantly. The impact does little to hide your swelling ass as shockwaves ripple along your soft flesh, trigging them to balloon out until they’re bigger than your head. “Ahnnn… Steven… I...

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Shrine wish

What the fuck did you wish for at the shrine?!” Mike stammers, watching his friend Rob roll on the floor in agony as his ass continues to inflate, pushing his pants further down his legs. Their trip to Japan has been quite smooth after celebrating the new year at the local bar near their hotel, but things spiralled out of control after visiting a shrine. Breathing deeply, Rob grits his teeth as his skin stretches to contain the soft flesh building up in his ass cheeks causing th...

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High school notes


Eyelids growing heavier by the second, Jeff tries to look somewhat attentive as the English teacher continues with his dry monologue. The warm afternoon sun piercing through the windows and constant sound of pens etching onto paper almost puts him to sleep as he struggles for a way to stay awake. Flicking through a textbook to keep him distracted, he finds an odd sheet of paper sandwiched ...

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Christmas miracle


How could she do this to me…” Rob grumbles with his face in his hands as you sit awkwardly besides him trying to comfort him. Typically, your Christmas eve consists of games, drinking and playful banter but this year is definitely not one of them. Patting his back, you hear him sob a few times as he checks his phone, hoping to see a text but nothing appears on the screen. ...

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Remote fun


Waking up from a peaceful nap on the couch, you blink your weary eyes to find your phone as a chain of notifications chime from it. “Urgh… what the…” you grunt, reaching forward to the nearby coffee table and unlocking it to see a string of messages and images from your friend Isaac. Blinking away your blurry vision, your eyes widen to see a bunch of photo...

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Instant noodles


Bidding farewell to your friends still watching television in the hotel room, you step into the lush, carpeted corridor of your hotel with a thick jacket guarding your body from the icy cold winds on the streets. Your trip to Korea has been quite enjoyable with your close friends, visiting iconic landmarks and trying out local food. However, the street food dinner consisting of skewers and...

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New Skills


The peaceful rhythmic crashing of waves in the distance and the chill breeze from the overhead fan almost pushes you into a slumber but the sudden boom of bass music jolts you awake. Blinking away your blurry vision, you sleepily look out of the window to see a backyard party in full swing beside your beach house. Sighing to yourself, you try to fall back to sleep but the loud chatter and ...

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Quick bike ride


Rubbing your weary eyes, you cover a wide yawn as you walk past the large glass doors surrounding your local mall. Although the movie you watched was great, the late screening time cuts into the nightly gaming session with your friends. Nonchalantly peering into the dimly lit and empty entrance, you find your bike safely chained onto a pole in the same position you left it hours ago. Click...

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Saved by the bell


The squeak of wooden planks rubbing on varnish echoes around the empty school gymnasium as Tristan cautiously walks along the floorboards. The warm afternoon sun does little to break through the dimly lit foyer, only highlighting certain parts of the spectator stand and patches of the badly maintained court. Turning on his phone torch, the bright light catches all the floating dust as Tris...

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Passing it on


Urghh… shit…” you mutter under your breath as you pace around your bedroom, eyeing the digital clock as it blinks precariously closer to midnight. Covering a section of the carpet with a towel, you stand near it and scroll through your phone in an attempt to ignore the tense silence. A loud ping emanates from your phone as your friend Matt messages you to see if you’re ...

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Christmas chaos

The rumble of footsteps and chatter echoing around the vast open space does little to hide the ringing of Christmas music blasting from overhead speakers. With your hands in your pockets, you swiftly glide past large groups of late afternoon shoppers with bags weighed down from presents and food. Preferably staying at home gaming or chatting with friends, your commute to the closest mall was a last resort to find a small present for your parents. Spending an hour window shopping for the best ...

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