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Red Heat (1988)

RED HEAT this week ActionBabyz. It's been a long time coming. Here's the deal, we walked away loving Arnold, loving Walter Hill, loving Arnold's partner at the beginning, loving the co-ed nude gym/spa? scene, being a little bothered by the fit of Arnold's suit and fucking hating Belushi. Oh what could have been...

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SHADOW WOLVES SEPTEMBER

the clues for the shadow wolf movie this month are:

-PUMPING IRON

(this post is for everyone, so maybe some of the sexual tyrannosaurs can jump on the shadow wolf wagon)

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Bulletproof (1996)

You've been asking and The Boyz are listening. We finally covered BULLETPROOF this week - so stop bugging us. How close does this movie come to greatness? the star power of Damon Wayans and Adam Sandler along with Jimmy Caan's purple neoprene weight belt put it pretty fucking close. 

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August Shadow Wolves: Of Mice and Men

The Boyz work hard skinnin mules and diggin deep into the most referenced piece of fiction in the ABZ-Verse.

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Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)

No notes here. LONE WOLF MCQUADE is a perfect movie. 

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Judgement Night (1993)

JUDGMENT NIGHT is miscast across the board and has a lot of problems we get into. But, this episode is an interesting listen because it was recorded on two separate days. Why? Cause fucking Stanger watched the wrong goddamn movie. You get to hear us discover that on air. Don't worry, he gets time to catch up. The Boyz will never cover a movie they haven't all seen. Never. 

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Shadow Wolves August- Of Mice and Men

our new format kicks off with a discussion of the most referenced work of fiction in the Action Boyz Canon (ABC)

OF MICE AND MEN

releases on Wednesday 08.26


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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)

"No matter where you go, there you are." But what fucking year is it, ActionBabyz?? When does this goddamn movie take place? If someone doesn't tell Stanger the exact year THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BONZAI ACROSS THE 8th DIMENSION is set in he's gonna lose his little mind.

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a clue for mama

see if you can figure it out

-buckaroo bonzai

-judgement night

-lone wolf mcquade

and an ALL NEW FORMAT for shadow wolves

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Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

The team is back together and this time Tony Scott is at the helm. BEVERLY HILLS COP II is a great looking movie with juiced up action and a bigger budget then the first one yet somehow it's not as good. Even with the addition of Bogomil's daughter Jan - thank god she works for that insurance company. What could have made it better? We needed to see the goddamn fishing trip.  

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Shadow Wolves July Answers

Your intention is to listen.

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Gymkata (1985)

Buckle up for the greatest episode about the greatest movie of all time. GYMKATA should have swept every possible award category at the Oscars and it's completely fucked up that it wasn't even nominated. Don't worry we give It the honor it deserves. And we're calling it now - the Boyz will win an Emmy for this episode.

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Black Rain (1989)

Take a wild guess about what topic gets discussed the most in this weeks episode about BLACK RAIN. The film stars MICHAEL DOUGLAS if that helps.

*HINT : it's him eating pussy to cure his cancer 

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Judge Dredd (1995)

Comment on our Patreon page and prepare to be judged! Will the movie this week be deemed a Sly Stallone masterpiece? Or will it be dismissed as fucking piece of shit stuffed into a pair of floppy, gold Versace shoulder pads? There's only one way to find out. This week we play judge, jury and executioner to JUDGE DREDD. 

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TONIGHT (07.09.20)

The Boyz will be Griffin Newman's guests watching (and interacting i guess?)

 THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

link is HERE

https://www.cya.live/event/2132

EDITED TO ADD: the cya people said they fixed the issue, try again. use chrome for best experience

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Jaws (1975)


JAWS this week... we're gonna need a bigger podcast 

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Shadow Wolf July Questions

ask your questions in the comments Mijo

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Black Lives Matter Charity Episode

Things ActionBoyz listeners are good at: donating to a good cause

Things ActionBoyz listeners are bad at:

being interesting

Things The ActionBoyz are good at:

TBD

Things The ActionBoyz did:

This episode as a thank you to our generous (and boring) listeners

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Last Action Hero (1993)

More like LAST ACTION ZERO. This one doesn't quite work ActionBabyz. Even with the blessing of the great Harry Houdini this movie lacks magic and never really takes off, also it sucks. The only thing that would have been more disappointing than this movie is an actual Jack Slater franchise. Anyway, "we'll be back...ha! I bet you didn't we were gonna say that...blah blah blah - who gives a fuck"

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Shadow Wolves June 2020 Answers

Your intention is to listen.

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Scarface (1983)

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. The ABZ have it all, the world is theirs Chico! That's why they chose SCARFACE as this weeks movie. But it's also why they are hoovering huge piles of cocaine off their giant desks at Val Verde :(

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upcoming movie *CLUES*

bring these clues home...for mama

SCARFACE

LAST ACTION HERO

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Turner & Hooch (1989)

Well, it's TURNER AND HOOCH this week and we're sorry to say the movie fucking sucks. At least there's a dog in it. 

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Mr. Majestyk (1974)

Do you know anything about melons? Yes?!? Well then help MR. MAJESTYK slip his fucking melons, it's the least you could do - the movie this week is all about him. What a name, what a body, what a face? You guyz are in for a treat, we got Bronson and his perpetually old face trying some humor, bad humor- we know. Watch for the stunt people really having a blast in this one going above and beyond. Sure Vince Majestyk was the last one to use the restroom... are you saying he ...

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JUNE SHADOW WOLF QUESTIONS

NO BLADES

NO BOWS

LEAVE YOUR QUESTIONS HERE

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Upcoming Movie CLUES

figure this out yourself Coldyron

MR MAJESTYK

TURNER & HOOCH

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Blade (1998)

The action boyz bicker about what is ultimately meaningless garbage in this post viral outbreak, pre riot outbreak episode. Enjoy!

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Shadow Wolves May 2020 Answers

Your intention is to listen.

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Universal Soldier (1992)

Ear necklaces, puns related to said necklaces, super soldiers, and JCVD's shaved nude ass! How could this be bad?? Somehow UNIVERSAL SOLDIER manages to suck. Rest assured the Boyz are here to tell you why. You better believe we get to the bottom of how some french guy ended up as a US soldier ended up in Vietnam. Well, maybe we don't get to the bottom of it but we do make fun of it. Almost Human, Almost Perfect, Almost Always talking About Quim. 

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